ruffian mixed in ancient times
Chapter 344 "Drawing a Turtle"
Chapter 344 "Drawing a Turtle"
Seeing his expression, Ah Zhen waved his hand after laughing and asked, "I heard that Smecta is your vassal state, isn't it?"
"Smecta?" Abu inquired about his novel vocabulary, stood in front of him, and continued to ask, "What is Smecta?"
"It's Gaoli, Gaoli." He was always excited when talking about it.
"So it's Goryeo's son." Ah Bu nodded and said, "That's right, Zuzupa just demolished their charity house a while ago."
"Ji Yuan?" Ah Zhen raised his eyebrows and asked, "What Ji Yuan?"
"The Dajiyuan in Korea is a school dedicated to training courtiers."
"I see." Then he asked wretchedly: "How is Smecta's girl, do you have one?" He kept rubbing his dirty hands while talking.
"What's so interesting about Korean women, they're all dirty, they're all disheveled, their flesh is harder than Lao Tzu's, and it doesn't feel good at all." He said that Korean women shook their heads vigorously.
Ah Zhen was taken aback when he heard this. Aren't the Smectas on TV all in awe?How is it different here? "Here, I really want to see it."
"What's so good about Goryeo? They're all dilapidated and ruined houses, but the house belonging to Enji still looks a bit better." Abuda despised him and promised generously, "If you like it, I'll have someone arrest you when you go back to Beijing. A hundred for you."
"I'll intervene." Hearing what he said, Ah Zhen immediately pointed a middle finger to him, "Korea is your vassal state, you don't treat them as human beings." Grab them as soon as you open your mouth, and not one or two, but one Thousand nine hundred.
Seeing his middle finger, Abu scratched his head in a daze and said with a smile, "It's not just that I don't treat them as human beings, the people of my Liao Kingdom don't treat them as human beings."
"Racial stigma." Although he didn't like Smecta, it was too much of a waste.
"I won't talk about this anymore." Ah Zhen waved his hand and said, "When are we leaving?"
"We'll go back after Ah Congqiu picks up your woman."
"My woman?" My mind froze for a moment, did he have any women who hadn't been sent to Tibet?
"It's the Seventh Princess."
"Damn it." Ah Zhen stood up and roared with green and red faces, "Why did you force me to marry you?" Thinking of Qin Yu, he had mixed feelings, both hating her and not letting her go.
Seeing him standing up, Abuda shrugged and said, "Anyway, if you don't want her, she won't die. At worst, I'll give her a knife." Spreading his hands, it seemed that all troubles were gone.
These words caught Ah Zhenmi's attention, she despised him from toenails to hair, "Why doesn't she want to live?"
"Throwing into the well, and then the eunuch found out, so he didn't die."
"Damn!" This Qin Yu really belongs to the donkey, so annoying.
Seeing him go out, Ah Buda said worriedly, "Where are you going? According to the time, Ah Congqiu should be back soon."
"Get in the prison car." Where else could he go now?He can't go anywhere now.This brainless Ah Bu Da is really a pig.
So, under the eyes of everyone and hundreds of pairs of eyes, Ah Zhen climbed into the prison car, and the soldiers on both sides hurriedly supported him in panic, and then gently helped him put on the shackles and fasten the thick chains.then
"I, Abu, how heavy are the shackles that hit you?" Ah Zhen, who was holding the heavy shackles, stood in the cage and yelled at Abuda who was next to him.
A cold sweat fell from Abu Da's forehead, and he said with a smile, "You just have to bear it for a while, and you will soon reach the border." He had never been barred, so he didn't know how heavy the shackle was.
Ah Zhen rolled his eyes, as if he hadn't walked by, it would take five or six days to get to the border from here, and the thought of holding this guy for five or six days made his stomach full of fire.
"Damn you, isn't it wood? Dirty my body and mess up my hair." He was very angry and yelled at the Liao soldiers guarding him. Have you ever seen a clean prisoner?
Seeing the god of war yelling at him, the two Liao soldiers guarding him busied their poor hands in panic.
When the scorching sun was shining brightly, A Congqiu led a large group of people out of the city gate on horseback.Under the eyes of the emperor and other courtiers, he led the seven princesses to warm up the car and flew quickly to the camp.
Qin Yu was sitting in the warm car, Feng Guanxia was red all over.Thinking of her father forcing her to pay homage to that man, her whole heart wished she could die.
Leiren'er took out a pair of scissors from under the pillow, took a deep breath, and slowly looked at the scissors with quiet eyes.
With tears in her eyes, Qin Yu fell down on the car couch, her painful heart was tightly entangled, her Lin Lang, she really wanted to see him again, she couldn't bear him
"coming"
Abu Da, who had been waiting for a long time, was very happy when he saw a large group of horses and horses approaching in the distance, and roared excitedly.
Ah Zhen twisted his neck with great difficulty, and saw in the distance that it really was A Congqiu, and A Congqiu was followed by a chariot and horses with red warm tents, guarding dozens of cavalry soldiers on both sides.
"Aren't you going to wait a long time?" After arriving, Ah Congqiu got off his horse and looked at Ah Zhen's prison car.Seeing him standing in the cage with disheveled hair and shackles on his body, he smiled at him with his mouth open and said, "You really look like you're falling down."
"This is not my masterpiece." Ah Buda waved his hands and dared not accept the credit.
"I know." Can his wooden head come up with such delicate details?
"Lin Lang"
When the two were making fun of each other, a long and trembling voice came over.The two chatting and laughing turned their heads in a daze to see the seventh princess stumbling, her face full of tears as she ran and fell, looking at each other in astonishment.
"Lin Lang" Qin Yu was injured all over from the fall, her beautiful face was covered with tears, and she climbed into the prison car with great difficulty.
"Lin Lang, woo." Qin Yu, who climbed into the prison car, looked at this down-and-out, dilapidated handsome figure with heartbroken eyes, and wept bitterly while hugging the disheveled head.
Standing in the cage, Ah Zhen lowered his head, feeling two warm soft arms hugging him tightly, and a warm current flowed through his heart.But still closed his eyes tightly, gritted his teeth and said nothing.
"Uh!" Ah Buda stood beside him, gesticulating with the two people on the car board in a dumbfounded way, "A Congqiu, your woman stole a man, are you going to kill the man or your woman?"
"Of course I killed them all." The shrugged Ah Congqiu looked very happy, thinking of him stealing Temunu's concubine, he still chased him and insisted on killing him.
Hearing the indifferent words of the two below, Qin Yu, who was weeping blood, stepped out of the car in panic, and fell to the ground with no one to help her.
"Princess" Abuda and A Congqiu saw her fall from the car, and after exclaiming urgently, they rushed to help her.
Qin Yu, who fell off the vehicle, couldn't feel the pain, turned over and knelt down on the ground, kowtowed and mourned: "General, please let Lin Lang go."
She begged on her knees to make Ah Buda and Ah Congqiu look at each other, not knowing what to do?
"If I let him go, how will you repay me?" A Congqiu stared at the prison car with sly eyes, and saw the master's shoulders shaking slightly.
"As long as you let Lin Lang go, Qinyu will agree to whatever you want Qinyu to do." He kowtowed and wept heartily.
Ah Buda couldn't stand it anymore, took a big step, helped her up and said, "Princess, don't worry, we won't kill you, Lin Lang."
"Thank you, General." She said that she was about to kneel down again.
"Okay, okay." Ah Buda quickly supported him, and urged, "Go back to the car." Women are troublesome animals.
"General, please let me accompany Lin Lang." Qin Yu cried heartbroken.
A Congqiu squinted at the man holding the yoke, and threatened with a sullen face: "If you don't return to the car immediately, I will kill your Lin Lang."
"I'll answer, I'll answer." Qin Yu was so frightened that she backed away again and again, "You can't kill Lin Lang." The frightened tearful face turned whiter.
"Okay, okay, we won't kill, we won't kill." Ah Bu felt a headache suddenly.
Ah Congqiu smiled and waved: "Get in the car, the scorching sun is hot outside." This Princess Da Zhou is so fun.
Qin Yu was terrified, and quickly asked the maid to help her into the car. When the curtain was released, her small hands touched her chest tightly, and tears fell down her face.Thinking of his handsome Lin Lang being so miserable, he was so distressed that he couldn't speak.Thinking that he didn't want her anymore, my heart was bleeding.
The car kept turning, and the Liao Kingdom returned home with a full load, "leading" Lin Azhen to the distance.
Cong Qiu, who was riding on the horse, slowed down, approached the prison car and joked, "Ah Zhen, I didn't expect Princess Da Zhou to have such deep affection for you."
Ah Zhen, who was lying on the cage pole with the shackles, heard his words, his hard black eyes swayed faintly, and replied with a fake smile: "A Congqiu, close your beak and drive your way."
A Congqiu, who came to tease him, saw that he was bored, touched his firm nose, shrugged his shoulders and stepped forward, hey, these love affairs are really nasty, but luckily he never talks about love.But seeing Princess Dazhou being so affectionate, he quickly searched for Temunu's concubine in his mind, so that he could stage a nasty scene that would make him want to die.
After a group of people left Jinling, when they arrived in Kaifeng, the speechless Ah Bu Da and Ah Cong Qiu looked at the people of Dazhou who were kneeling on the ground densely, Lin Ah Zhen was so popular.
"Big Sima"
"Big Sima"
The tearful people along the way crowded Kaifeng, and all of them were short in stature, and their eyes were full of tears.
Looking at these people, Ah Zhen felt comforted, and did not regret doing all he could for them.
Ah Buda saw the people in Kaifeng Mansion weeping so painfully, his heart skipped a beat, he leaned over and whispered to A Congqiu: "It looks like we're going to spend the night in the wild tonight."
After hearing this, A Congqiu nodded repeatedly, if he stayed in this city, he didn't know what accident would happen.He saw that these Da Zhou people were all like wild wolves, and he almost jumped up to eat their meat.
"Da Sima walks slowly all the way"
As the large group of people left the city, loud cries and shouts resounded in every corner of Kaifeng City.
The large group of people leaving Kaifeng and heading north ushered in the fiery red sunset, and soon the shady scene invaded.
In the wilderness, the woods are dense.Under Ahbuda's order, the soldiers on the way stopped and set up camp, and started cooking. The smell of food immediately surrounded a large area of Pyongyang.
The soldiers helped Ah Zhen untie the shackles, and after helping him get out of the car, they quickly backed away without saying a word. Just ask for this damn errand.
Seeing him coming down, A Cong Qiu teased, "The most suitable place for you is not outside, but in the prison car."
"A Congqiu, do you believe that I stuffed you in?" Ah Zhen raised his eyebrows and rubbed his neck with his hands.
"Hahaha" Ah Congqiu laughed, stepped forward and put his arm around his shoulders, "This cage is too small, it can't hold me."
"Huh heh heh heh haha" Yagami's signature smile.
Seeing his arrogant smile, Abuda who was sitting in the tent raised his head and said, "Your smile is so creepy."
"You guys are too timid." He said as soon as he fell to the ground, he picked up the tea and drank it.
"Bah" After taking a big sip of tea, he immediately spit out and shouted, "Why is it wine?"
"How is it? This is my old treasure." When it comes to Ah Buda, he carefully retracts his wine glass and says, "Don't waste it if you don't drink it."
Damn, people use small cups for drinking, but this big bear uses teacups. It is worthy of being able to grow such a bear.
"come"
"General."
"Bring Princess Da Zhou and make another pot of tea."
"Yes." The soldier left quickly.
When the weeping Qin Yu saw the soldiers coming to invite her, her face turned pink with a bang.That's right, she is already A Congqiu's wife, and he will definitely want her to sleep with her when night comes.
A lot of sad tears flowed out at the thought of this, but she couldn't say no, because Lin Lang was still in his hands.
"Which one hurts the head, watermelon or papaya?"
"Of course it's papaya." Ah Bu replied without even thinking about it.
Ah Zhen's mouth parted in a smile, "No."
"Nonsense, how could a watermelon hurt more than a lingua." Ah Bu Da, who had no brains.
"Hahaha" Ah Zhen saw that the big bear was in a hurry, and laughed out of joy.
Ah Congqiu thought for a while, and said awkwardly: "Ah Zhen, what do you say?" He didn't think watermelon hurts more than papaya.
"Both idiots, watermelon and papaya don't hurt, it's the head that hurts." Speaking of comparing his head.
Ah Buda and Ah Congqiu heard his words, two black brains thumped, one turned into a watermelon, and the other turned into a papaya.
"Come again." Ah Bu was not convinced.
"Damn it, come again." A Congqiu rolled up his sleeves, looking desperate, thinking how could Tie Lu be reconciled to such a tragedy, which he claims to be both wise and brave.
Ah Zhen nodded and said: "Then let's play a little bigger, how about drawing a turtle."
"No problem." A Congqiu was very confident, and shouted at the soldiers, "Bring the pen and ink."
Xiao Mian, Ah Zhen opened his mouth and raised his eyebrows at the two of them.
The two immediately gritted their teeth with anger.
Soon the soldiers fetched a pen and paper in a daze.
Ah Zhen immediately opened his mouth and asked the question: "A bull plus a cow, guess three words."
After the question came out, Ah Congqiu was more cautious, and after thinking about it, he said weakly, "A family?"
"No. Don't tell me you can guess."
"This..." Abuda saw that A Congqiu guessed wrong, and shook his head.
"Hahaha" Ah Zhen was very happy, and raised a pen and stretched it towards the two faces of white and black.
Ah Congqiu and Ah Bu slapped their faces black, and the general Feng Feng was willing to admit defeat.
"What's the answer?" Congqiu and Abuda, who were painted with turtles, asked urgently, holding the two turtles.
Ah Zhen, who was very happy, patted each of them on the head and said, "The answer is two cows."
Hearing this answer, Ah beat himself up in frustration.A Congqiu's face was completely dark, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Come again." He still didn't believe it.
(End of this chapter)
Seeing his expression, Ah Zhen waved his hand after laughing and asked, "I heard that Smecta is your vassal state, isn't it?"
"Smecta?" Abu inquired about his novel vocabulary, stood in front of him, and continued to ask, "What is Smecta?"
"It's Gaoli, Gaoli." He was always excited when talking about it.
"So it's Goryeo's son." Ah Bu nodded and said, "That's right, Zuzupa just demolished their charity house a while ago."
"Ji Yuan?" Ah Zhen raised his eyebrows and asked, "What Ji Yuan?"
"The Dajiyuan in Korea is a school dedicated to training courtiers."
"I see." Then he asked wretchedly: "How is Smecta's girl, do you have one?" He kept rubbing his dirty hands while talking.
"What's so interesting about Korean women, they're all dirty, they're all disheveled, their flesh is harder than Lao Tzu's, and it doesn't feel good at all." He said that Korean women shook their heads vigorously.
Ah Zhen was taken aback when he heard this. Aren't the Smectas on TV all in awe?How is it different here? "Here, I really want to see it."
"What's so good about Goryeo? They're all dilapidated and ruined houses, but the house belonging to Enji still looks a bit better." Abuda despised him and promised generously, "If you like it, I'll have someone arrest you when you go back to Beijing. A hundred for you."
"I'll intervene." Hearing what he said, Ah Zhen immediately pointed a middle finger to him, "Korea is your vassal state, you don't treat them as human beings." Grab them as soon as you open your mouth, and not one or two, but one Thousand nine hundred.
Seeing his middle finger, Abu scratched his head in a daze and said with a smile, "It's not just that I don't treat them as human beings, the people of my Liao Kingdom don't treat them as human beings."
"Racial stigma." Although he didn't like Smecta, it was too much of a waste.
"I won't talk about this anymore." Ah Zhen waved his hand and said, "When are we leaving?"
"We'll go back after Ah Congqiu picks up your woman."
"My woman?" My mind froze for a moment, did he have any women who hadn't been sent to Tibet?
"It's the Seventh Princess."
"Damn it." Ah Zhen stood up and roared with green and red faces, "Why did you force me to marry you?" Thinking of Qin Yu, he had mixed feelings, both hating her and not letting her go.
Seeing him standing up, Abuda shrugged and said, "Anyway, if you don't want her, she won't die. At worst, I'll give her a knife." Spreading his hands, it seemed that all troubles were gone.
These words caught Ah Zhenmi's attention, she despised him from toenails to hair, "Why doesn't she want to live?"
"Throwing into the well, and then the eunuch found out, so he didn't die."
"Damn!" This Qin Yu really belongs to the donkey, so annoying.
Seeing him go out, Ah Buda said worriedly, "Where are you going? According to the time, Ah Congqiu should be back soon."
"Get in the prison car." Where else could he go now?He can't go anywhere now.This brainless Ah Bu Da is really a pig.
So, under the eyes of everyone and hundreds of pairs of eyes, Ah Zhen climbed into the prison car, and the soldiers on both sides hurriedly supported him in panic, and then gently helped him put on the shackles and fasten the thick chains.then
"I, Abu, how heavy are the shackles that hit you?" Ah Zhen, who was holding the heavy shackles, stood in the cage and yelled at Abuda who was next to him.
A cold sweat fell from Abu Da's forehead, and he said with a smile, "You just have to bear it for a while, and you will soon reach the border." He had never been barred, so he didn't know how heavy the shackle was.
Ah Zhen rolled his eyes, as if he hadn't walked by, it would take five or six days to get to the border from here, and the thought of holding this guy for five or six days made his stomach full of fire.
"Damn you, isn't it wood? Dirty my body and mess up my hair." He was very angry and yelled at the Liao soldiers guarding him. Have you ever seen a clean prisoner?
Seeing the god of war yelling at him, the two Liao soldiers guarding him busied their poor hands in panic.
When the scorching sun was shining brightly, A Congqiu led a large group of people out of the city gate on horseback.Under the eyes of the emperor and other courtiers, he led the seven princesses to warm up the car and flew quickly to the camp.
Qin Yu was sitting in the warm car, Feng Guanxia was red all over.Thinking of her father forcing her to pay homage to that man, her whole heart wished she could die.
Leiren'er took out a pair of scissors from under the pillow, took a deep breath, and slowly looked at the scissors with quiet eyes.
With tears in her eyes, Qin Yu fell down on the car couch, her painful heart was tightly entangled, her Lin Lang, she really wanted to see him again, she couldn't bear him
"coming"
Abu Da, who had been waiting for a long time, was very happy when he saw a large group of horses and horses approaching in the distance, and roared excitedly.
Ah Zhen twisted his neck with great difficulty, and saw in the distance that it really was A Congqiu, and A Congqiu was followed by a chariot and horses with red warm tents, guarding dozens of cavalry soldiers on both sides.
"Aren't you going to wait a long time?" After arriving, Ah Congqiu got off his horse and looked at Ah Zhen's prison car.Seeing him standing in the cage with disheveled hair and shackles on his body, he smiled at him with his mouth open and said, "You really look like you're falling down."
"This is not my masterpiece." Ah Buda waved his hands and dared not accept the credit.
"I know." Can his wooden head come up with such delicate details?
"Lin Lang"
When the two were making fun of each other, a long and trembling voice came over.The two chatting and laughing turned their heads in a daze to see the seventh princess stumbling, her face full of tears as she ran and fell, looking at each other in astonishment.
"Lin Lang" Qin Yu was injured all over from the fall, her beautiful face was covered with tears, and she climbed into the prison car with great difficulty.
"Lin Lang, woo." Qin Yu, who climbed into the prison car, looked at this down-and-out, dilapidated handsome figure with heartbroken eyes, and wept bitterly while hugging the disheveled head.
Standing in the cage, Ah Zhen lowered his head, feeling two warm soft arms hugging him tightly, and a warm current flowed through his heart.But still closed his eyes tightly, gritted his teeth and said nothing.
"Uh!" Ah Buda stood beside him, gesticulating with the two people on the car board in a dumbfounded way, "A Congqiu, your woman stole a man, are you going to kill the man or your woman?"
"Of course I killed them all." The shrugged Ah Congqiu looked very happy, thinking of him stealing Temunu's concubine, he still chased him and insisted on killing him.
Hearing the indifferent words of the two below, Qin Yu, who was weeping blood, stepped out of the car in panic, and fell to the ground with no one to help her.
"Princess" Abuda and A Congqiu saw her fall from the car, and after exclaiming urgently, they rushed to help her.
Qin Yu, who fell off the vehicle, couldn't feel the pain, turned over and knelt down on the ground, kowtowed and mourned: "General, please let Lin Lang go."
She begged on her knees to make Ah Buda and Ah Congqiu look at each other, not knowing what to do?
"If I let him go, how will you repay me?" A Congqiu stared at the prison car with sly eyes, and saw the master's shoulders shaking slightly.
"As long as you let Lin Lang go, Qinyu will agree to whatever you want Qinyu to do." He kowtowed and wept heartily.
Ah Buda couldn't stand it anymore, took a big step, helped her up and said, "Princess, don't worry, we won't kill you, Lin Lang."
"Thank you, General." She said that she was about to kneel down again.
"Okay, okay." Ah Buda quickly supported him, and urged, "Go back to the car." Women are troublesome animals.
"General, please let me accompany Lin Lang." Qin Yu cried heartbroken.
A Congqiu squinted at the man holding the yoke, and threatened with a sullen face: "If you don't return to the car immediately, I will kill your Lin Lang."
"I'll answer, I'll answer." Qin Yu was so frightened that she backed away again and again, "You can't kill Lin Lang." The frightened tearful face turned whiter.
"Okay, okay, we won't kill, we won't kill." Ah Bu felt a headache suddenly.
Ah Congqiu smiled and waved: "Get in the car, the scorching sun is hot outside." This Princess Da Zhou is so fun.
Qin Yu was terrified, and quickly asked the maid to help her into the car. When the curtain was released, her small hands touched her chest tightly, and tears fell down her face.Thinking of his handsome Lin Lang being so miserable, he was so distressed that he couldn't speak.Thinking that he didn't want her anymore, my heart was bleeding.
The car kept turning, and the Liao Kingdom returned home with a full load, "leading" Lin Azhen to the distance.
Cong Qiu, who was riding on the horse, slowed down, approached the prison car and joked, "Ah Zhen, I didn't expect Princess Da Zhou to have such deep affection for you."
Ah Zhen, who was lying on the cage pole with the shackles, heard his words, his hard black eyes swayed faintly, and replied with a fake smile: "A Congqiu, close your beak and drive your way."
A Congqiu, who came to tease him, saw that he was bored, touched his firm nose, shrugged his shoulders and stepped forward, hey, these love affairs are really nasty, but luckily he never talks about love.But seeing Princess Dazhou being so affectionate, he quickly searched for Temunu's concubine in his mind, so that he could stage a nasty scene that would make him want to die.
After a group of people left Jinling, when they arrived in Kaifeng, the speechless Ah Bu Da and Ah Cong Qiu looked at the people of Dazhou who were kneeling on the ground densely, Lin Ah Zhen was so popular.
"Big Sima"
"Big Sima"
The tearful people along the way crowded Kaifeng, and all of them were short in stature, and their eyes were full of tears.
Looking at these people, Ah Zhen felt comforted, and did not regret doing all he could for them.
Ah Buda saw the people in Kaifeng Mansion weeping so painfully, his heart skipped a beat, he leaned over and whispered to A Congqiu: "It looks like we're going to spend the night in the wild tonight."
After hearing this, A Congqiu nodded repeatedly, if he stayed in this city, he didn't know what accident would happen.He saw that these Da Zhou people were all like wild wolves, and he almost jumped up to eat their meat.
"Da Sima walks slowly all the way"
As the large group of people left the city, loud cries and shouts resounded in every corner of Kaifeng City.
The large group of people leaving Kaifeng and heading north ushered in the fiery red sunset, and soon the shady scene invaded.
In the wilderness, the woods are dense.Under Ahbuda's order, the soldiers on the way stopped and set up camp, and started cooking. The smell of food immediately surrounded a large area of Pyongyang.
The soldiers helped Ah Zhen untie the shackles, and after helping him get out of the car, they quickly backed away without saying a word. Just ask for this damn errand.
Seeing him coming down, A Cong Qiu teased, "The most suitable place for you is not outside, but in the prison car."
"A Congqiu, do you believe that I stuffed you in?" Ah Zhen raised his eyebrows and rubbed his neck with his hands.
"Hahaha" Ah Congqiu laughed, stepped forward and put his arm around his shoulders, "This cage is too small, it can't hold me."
"Huh heh heh heh haha" Yagami's signature smile.
Seeing his arrogant smile, Abuda who was sitting in the tent raised his head and said, "Your smile is so creepy."
"You guys are too timid." He said as soon as he fell to the ground, he picked up the tea and drank it.
"Bah" After taking a big sip of tea, he immediately spit out and shouted, "Why is it wine?"
"How is it? This is my old treasure." When it comes to Ah Buda, he carefully retracts his wine glass and says, "Don't waste it if you don't drink it."
Damn, people use small cups for drinking, but this big bear uses teacups. It is worthy of being able to grow such a bear.
"come"
"General."
"Bring Princess Da Zhou and make another pot of tea."
"Yes." The soldier left quickly.
When the weeping Qin Yu saw the soldiers coming to invite her, her face turned pink with a bang.That's right, she is already A Congqiu's wife, and he will definitely want her to sleep with her when night comes.
A lot of sad tears flowed out at the thought of this, but she couldn't say no, because Lin Lang was still in his hands.
"Which one hurts the head, watermelon or papaya?"
"Of course it's papaya." Ah Bu replied without even thinking about it.
Ah Zhen's mouth parted in a smile, "No."
"Nonsense, how could a watermelon hurt more than a lingua." Ah Bu Da, who had no brains.
"Hahaha" Ah Zhen saw that the big bear was in a hurry, and laughed out of joy.
Ah Congqiu thought for a while, and said awkwardly: "Ah Zhen, what do you say?" He didn't think watermelon hurts more than papaya.
"Both idiots, watermelon and papaya don't hurt, it's the head that hurts." Speaking of comparing his head.
Ah Buda and Ah Congqiu heard his words, two black brains thumped, one turned into a watermelon, and the other turned into a papaya.
"Come again." Ah Bu was not convinced.
"Damn it, come again." A Congqiu rolled up his sleeves, looking desperate, thinking how could Tie Lu be reconciled to such a tragedy, which he claims to be both wise and brave.
Ah Zhen nodded and said: "Then let's play a little bigger, how about drawing a turtle."
"No problem." A Congqiu was very confident, and shouted at the soldiers, "Bring the pen and ink."
Xiao Mian, Ah Zhen opened his mouth and raised his eyebrows at the two of them.
The two immediately gritted their teeth with anger.
Soon the soldiers fetched a pen and paper in a daze.
Ah Zhen immediately opened his mouth and asked the question: "A bull plus a cow, guess three words."
After the question came out, Ah Congqiu was more cautious, and after thinking about it, he said weakly, "A family?"
"No. Don't tell me you can guess."
"This..." Abuda saw that A Congqiu guessed wrong, and shook his head.
"Hahaha" Ah Zhen was very happy, and raised a pen and stretched it towards the two faces of white and black.
Ah Congqiu and Ah Bu slapped their faces black, and the general Feng Feng was willing to admit defeat.
"What's the answer?" Congqiu and Abuda, who were painted with turtles, asked urgently, holding the two turtles.
Ah Zhen, who was very happy, patted each of them on the head and said, "The answer is two cows."
Hearing this answer, Ah beat himself up in frustration.A Congqiu's face was completely dark, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Come again." He still didn't believe it.
(End of this chapter)
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