ruffian mixed in ancient times

Chapter 351 "Drunken Night Rain"

"Brother Zhen, can you not knock?" Wanyan asked weakly.

"Of course not, this is the rule." Said Ah Zhen opened his mouth to persuade: "It's cheap for you to just knock, and Ah Congqiu and Ah Buda still wanted to draw turtles at that time?"

"What?" Everyone in the hall listened to A Congqiu and Abu Da draw a turtle, and laughed and looked at the two neck-shrinking people jokingly.

"A Congqiu, Ah Buda. You really let Zhenge draw a turtle?" Timnu couldn't help being happy when he thought of that picture, he must be too weak.

A Congqiu was embarrassed, gritted his teeth and yelled back: "Shut your mouth, Tie."

Seeing that he was going crazy, Temunu smiled very happily, "A Congqiu, my surname is Tiemu, not Tie." He said, pointing at his face and making fun of him loudly: "Your face is no different from that of a tortoise. , do you still need to draw?" Finally, he got angry, this shameless thing dared to steal his concubine.

cough cough cough

Yeludong shyly walked towards Ah Zhen, "Brother Zhen, come on." It was just a slap, and two guys were still drawing turtles.

Papapa

Dozens of beeps sounded in a row.

A Congqiu struggled pitifully, but was forced by Temunu and Zuipa.After Ah Zhen knocked, the two let him go and looked away, as if nothing happened.

"Brother Zhen, what is the answer?" Seeing that he had knocked out everyone, Wanyan Zuipa anxiously asked for the answer.

Ah Zhen nodded and said with a smile: "A meadow ahead, the answer: 'no flowers, plum blossoms'. There is another meadow in front, the answer: 'no flowers,' wild plum blossoms'. A flock of sheep came to that meadow, and the answer: 'there are no grasses. , Strawberry'. Suddenly a pack of wolves came, and the answer was: 'No sheep, no strawberry'."

After hearing this, everyone fell over neatly.With a black face on his face, he got up from the ground and shouted: "Brother Zhen, is this okay?"

"Homophonic fans." Swinging his fan leisurely, he smiled back and asked, "Haven't you guys heard of it?"

His expression that you are a mountain villager makes the faces of more than a dozen princes and generals turn red and white. If you say that you have never heard of it, it doesn’t look very vulgar. I think they are all kings, how can you admit it? .

For a moment, they all gritted their teeth and said nothing, hating why the old lady didn't give them a smart head.

Ah Zhen saw that this group of people were dumb eating coptis, Le's mouth was raised, and he touched his belly and shouted: "Ah, you are too stingy if you don't beat me. I came to your Liao Kingdom today, and I didn't even have a dust-cleaning banquet." No."

His yelling immediately woke up everyone, Yeludong looked at the three people in Zuo Shuai's camp with contempt, "That's right, I don't understand etiquette if I don't hit you."

After inquiring about it, Abu got embarrassed and cried, "Brother Zhen, I'll come with you for a while."

He stroked his belly.He yelled very cheekily: "Forget it, don't let the dust catch up with the wind, will you be satisfied with a full meal?"

Everyone in the Liao Kingdom listened to him begging for food, and immediately despised Zuo Shuai very much. He even asked the guests to beg for food by themselves. I have never seen such a knock on the door.

Ah Buda, Ah Congqiu, and Temunu saw the crowd shooting at them with such slamming eyes, and immediately shouted outside the door: "Come on."

The general outside had already heard the conversation in the hall, so he rushed in covered in rain and said urgently: "Master Zuo, the young general has already ordered someone to prepare."

Seeing that General Zhejin was so sensible, Ah Buda yelled at him as if he had pulled back a city: "Bring up all the best."

"Yes..." Oritsu guarded the army without any delay, and ran out quickly.

A Congqiu smiled and invited: "Brother Zhen, please invite me from the inner courtyard."

"Hahaha" Ah Zhen was very happy and gestured his hands: "Let's go." As long as he eats and drinks, he has such a thick skin.

It was only a few cups of tea that everyone met with him. It can be seen that this God of War is approachable, humorous, and can't help but feel strange. He is far from the God of War in their hearts, but it is very happy to chat with him. Show off, do whatever you want, speak freely, and feel very comfortable.

Soon a large group of people walked to the inner garden, the inner hall was brightly lit, there were rows of low tables with blankets and sheep quilts under them, and the low tables were filled with various fruit cakes.

"Brother Zhen, please sit down." Abu Da and Yeludong invited him to the first low table on the left, and they sat down on the carpet on the stage.

When Ah Zhen saw these fruit cakes, he raised his eyes and asked, "Abuda, is this your best?" Eat fruit cakes, I will intervene.

Abuda shook his head and clapped his hands and shouted, "Serve the delicious food."

Following his words, a large number of soldiers stepped into the inner hall with countless delicacies, and put a plate of fine dishes on the low table one by one.

Ah Zhen saw people walking on land and swimming in water, Le's mouth couldn't close.

Gulu's thieves looked at another batch of Liao soldiers who came in, carrying huge fat sheep, lighting a fire in the hall, hanging the fat sheep, and then began to roast them.

"Praise!" Seeing this, he raised his big thumb to Abuda, and shouted at everyone: "Wait a minute, that piece of lamb stomach is mine, and no one is allowed to grab it from me."

Seeing him staring at the fat sheep, everyone in the hall was stunned after hearing his words. What kind of person is this Tubo king?
Yeludong was stunned, opened his mouth and held up his wine glass to respect: "Brother Zhen is really refreshing, Yeludong respects you."

"Everyone come together." Ah Zhen held up his glass and stood up to invite everyone in the hall.

All of a sudden, everyone stood up with their cups in their hands and called out together: "Brother Xie Zhen."

"Thank you, I'm too reserved." Said and asked Ah Congqiu, "Do you want to punch me twice?"

"Fist?" A Congqiu asked curiously after being stunned: "What is a fist?"

Let me go, is there no punching in Liao Kingdom?
"Uh! Do you guys know how to gamble?" He asked in a daze.

"Yes." Abuda and Yeludong looked at each other in blank dismay, wondering what God of War wanted to do?
Seeing them nodding in unison, Ah Zhen walked up to the stage with his mouth open and asked, "Abuda, Yeludong, how's your drinking capacity?"

"It's okay." Yeludong said implicitly.

"I've never been drunk." Ah Buda was very arrogant.

Ah Zhen walked up behind them, put his arms around one of them, and said arrogantly: "Okay, then we are in the same country, how about fighting with seven or eight of them?"

A Congqiu and Wanyanzuipa heard that the three of them were going to drink with seven or eight of them, and there was an uproar for a moment, they rolled up their sleeves and shouted: "Let the horse come here."

"Okay." Ah Zhen walked up to him, slapped the table and shouted, "Bring the dice here."

The rainy and sweaty soldiers quickly brought all the gambling tools.

Ah Zhen held the dice, waved to the crowd, and said, "I fight with Ah Bu, and Yeludong is the banker, betting big or small, you can bet."

"Little." Ah Congqiu poured a large bowl of wine, very arrogant.

"Big."

"Small."

All of a sudden seven or eight princes and generals of the Liao king cheered up
Abu Da and Yeludong, who were dragged into the water for no reason, looked at each other, and saw that there was a lot of alcohol on the gambling table, and their blank faces turned black.They want to escape so badly, dammit, they will die if they drink so much.

"Sell it off." Ah Zhen stepped on the low table, rolled up his sleeves, vigorously rubbed three dice, threw them into the huge bowl, and turned his head as the dice grumbled, seven or eight black heads surrounded him He came up and stared at the three small dice with breathless concentration.

After A Congqiu cursed, she grabbed her big bowl of wine and slurped it down.

Seeing him like this, Timnu felt nauseated and stood slightly away from him.

"He, why are you still sitting on it?" Ah Zhen drank a few cups of yellow soup and felt a fire in his stomach. Why is the wine in the Liao Kingdom so strong?

Abu Da and Yeludong sat on the stage in a daze, shrinking their necks. Seeing them drinking like this, they were all drunk.Reluctantly, he walked down the stage, picked up the lost wine, raised his head and poured it down.

"Abuda, you come to this game." Said that Ah Zhen handed over the dice in his hand, stepped back to the side, and asked Ah Buda to be the host.

After drinking a few cups of yellow wine, Ah got excited, slapped the low table and drank: "Sell it and leave."

After placing bets, a group of people silently looked into the huge bowl.

"I"

"Dry"

As the dice stopped spinning, unqualified curses immediately resounded in the hall, and it was still raining in the dark night. The curses of the princes and generals in the hall continued with the spinning of the dice, and the cups and cups kept swaying.

In the night rain in summer, mixed with a slight cool breeze, Orijin was drunk, drunk in the sound of corruption and cursing.The tangy and strong smell of alcohol came out from the hall, and people couldn't help avoiding it for a long time. Comparing with the general Wang Hou who was lying all over the hall, he was drunk even if he didn't drink.

The wobbly Ah Zhen had already given the dice to Ah Buda and Yeludong, and he, who was watching the battle while enjoying the cool air, also became dizzy unconsciously.

Not only was he swinging from side to side, but the sound of dice that hadn't stopped came to my ears. Yeludong sat on the chair with his face flushed and half-closed eyes, and Ah Buda's big bear was really a hero of the wine country. Timunu and Yeludi worshiped each other and couldn't stand each other.

At this time, it was already ten minutes past midnight, the rain outside was getting heavier and heavier, and there were very few people outside the dark inner garden.A large number of Liao soldiers guarding the outside of the garden stood in the rain, and the inner garden was full of their supreme commanders of the Liao Kingdom. If there was an accident, the foundation of the country would be shaken.

The sneaky Ah Zhen swayed out of the hall and walked in the heavy rain. His whole body was soaked, but he still didn't feel anything wrong.

General Keli of Zhejin City guarding outside the garden, Chayi looked at the Tubo king who came out alone, looked up suspiciously at the brightly lit hall in the rain, and there were bursts of cursing.

The road was slippery in the rain, Ah Zhen was dizzy and his foot slipped accidentally.

"King of Tubo"

With the sound of him falling to the ground, Ke Li's terrified voice followed.

"King of Tubo, are you alright?" Ke Li, who rushed forward, nervously helped Ah Zhen who had fallen to the ground, and asked softly with concern.

"Who are you?" Ah Zhen, who was drunk and hazy, didn't feel any pain at all, only felt the armored man in front of him swaying from side to side, shaking non-stop.

You can see that he is drunk like this, and three black lines slid down his forehead, "King of Tubo, the young general is Zhejin City General."

"Zeijin?" The confused old Ah Zhen frowned, and shouted: "Isn't Zhejin taken by me? Why are you still here?"

There was rain and sweat on the foreheads of a group of Liao soldiers, but everyone knew that this uncle was drunk.

The Sand Tiger, who was guarding secretly not far away, heard the coach's voice, jumped down from the treetops together with the Sand Wolf and the Sand Dog, and ran towards the garden gate at high speed.

The three pairs of wolf-like eyes saw General Oritsu holding the swaying coach from a distance, and the three of them ignoring the heavy rain immediately stood in front of the group of people with a whoosh.

"Who"

All the Liao soldiers raised their guns nervously when they only saw the figure, and they breathed a sigh of relief when they saw that it was the Tubo king's personal guard.

Ke Li, who was chattering with Ah Zhen, saw his personal guards coming, and with a sad face, he hurriedly urged: "It's good that the three of you are here, your king is drunk, help him to rest."

The three of them heard it without saying a word, and took over his hand, holding the coach who was as soft as mud tightly with their strong arms.

As soon as Ke Li's words fell, he was slapped on the forehead immediately, and then the drunk man's words sounded immediately, "Who said I'm drunk, bring me more wine."

Hearing this sentence, everyone looked worried.

The silent Shahu saw the coach so drunk, he supported him tightly and said: "Coach, it's late at night, Madam is still waiting, let's go to rest early."

Ah Zhen, who was scolding Ke Li, turned his head when he heard the voice, and shouted with a straight face: "Who are you?"

The three Shahai brothers were also at a loss when they heard his question.

"Coach, I'm Shahu."

"Sand tiger?" Ah Zhen suddenly thought of it after muttering to himself, and happily patted him on the head and shouted excitedly: "Sand tiger? The sand tiger of the vulture? What are you doing here when you have nothing to do?"

"Coach me"

Before Sha Hu finished speaking, he heard him yell again: "Sha Hu, you can't stand firmer, you wobble, and I'm dizzy."

The dumbfounded people all looked at Sha Hu with blank eyes after hearing his words.

Who Shakes?Shahu mourned in silence, feeling helpless at being scolded. "Coach, go back to your room and rest, ma'am"

Before Sha Hu finished speaking, Ah Zhen immediately slapped his head violently, "He, I told you not to shake it, you have to shake it."

After the words fell, there was a nauseating nausea, and a grunt sounded.

"Ouch..." Ah Zhen couldn't bear it anymore, and sprayed on the spot.

Ke Li stood beside him and felt very happy, but fortunately his personal guards took over, otherwise he must have been brutally murdered by this uncle now.

Shahu, who was listening to his speech, stared blankly at the large mess on his chest, and blinked.

Well, anyway, his clothes are already wet, and he's not far from being spit by the coach.

Seeing the coach vomit like this, Sand Wolf and Sand Dog felt anxious. They patted him on the back and urged, "Brother, send Coach back to the room."

After seeing this, Sha Hu nodded vigorously, but he was still careful and asked the uncle half-closed: "Coach, go back to the room, Madam is waiting."

"Snapped"

After the poor Shahu finished speaking, he received another slap on the forehead immediately.

"I told you not to shake it, but you insisted on shaking it. You made me vomit." Zhen is a good hand at shirking responsibility.

"Yes." Sha Hu, who silently endured his insult, begs for mercy and asks carefully: "Coach, should you go back to the room?"

Drunk Ah Zhen saw that he was actively admitting his mistakes, and after nodding in satisfaction, he shook his head vigorously, "The rain is comfortable, let's shower for a while."

Everyone was silent for a while, not knowing what to do.

"This..." Sha Hu saw that the coach would not leave, and he didn't dare to drag him by force. After looking at each other with Sand Wolf and Sand Dog, he couldn't think of a way out.

"Brother, why don't you invite your wife?" Sand Wolf suggested.

"I'll go." said the sand dog, and immediately disappeared into the heavy rain.

(End of this chapter)