ruffian mixed in ancient times
Chapter 360 "Listen to the Opera"
Chapter 360 "Listen to the Opera"
Wandering harmoniously in the palace, I arrived at the gorgeous Changchun Garden. The stage was set up thousands of years ago. There are countless seats in the luxurious room, but there are only a few tables in front of the countless seats.
Thinking that Ah Zhen is already a figure of the king's generation, it is only natural that he walks in the front of the seat.
"The king of Tubo slept well last night." Seeing him coming, Yelu Honglie smiled very kindly, but his guts were green with regret.
"Okay, I slept well, how about you?" Liao Guo was very concerned about whether he slept well.
"The king of Tubo sleeps well, that's good." Speaking of Yelu Honglie, he bowed to a very dignified old woman with gray temples and tied a small bib, respectfully introduced: "Mother, this is the king of Tubo."
"En." Wanyange Kaqimo stared at the handsome young man in front of him, and praised in the manner of an elder while admiring, "What a hero."
Ah Zhen has long heard of the majestic Ali Budala Mountain in the Liao Kingdom. Seeing this man today is gray-haired and wrinkled. After looking at this man, he clasped his fists and said: "Xiao Wang has not met Ali. La Dashan has admired her for a long time, and it is only now that she has fulfilled her wish." This old lady is at least 80 years old, and it is not easy for the ancients to live to this age.
Everyone saw that he who was originally arrogant suddenly became so humble, and the contrast was so fast that everyone was speechless.
"Yu'er, come here to pay a visit to our Ali Budala Mountain." Ah Zhen smiled and lifted the Great Queen Mother extremely high.
It was the first time that Qin Yu saw his husband so respectful, she withdrew her wandering soul, and said in a blessed way: "Qin Yu has seen the Queen Mother of Liao."
Geka Qimo heard yesterday that the king of Tubo was so rampant that he dared to kick the table and throw a cup in front of his emperor's son. Seeing this today, he became suspicious, and smiled politely: "King and princess of Tubo, please don't do this."
Ah Zhen just smiled and said nothing, staring straight at the majestic Empress Dowager, she stopped talking.
Seeing him smiling, Geka Qimo asked with a smile in surprise: "I heard that the king of Tubo is thundering and the hurricane is blowing. Now I can't believe the rumors." She meant something.
Ah Zhen didn't understand what the old man said, and smiled back with clear eyes: "The rumors are true, because the Queen Mother of Liao is a high-ranking elder, and the younger generation should be so."
What he said made everyone understand why he was so respectful. It turned out that it was not because of his status, but because of respecting the old and the virtuous.
"Hahaha" Seeing him being so frank, Gekaqimo laughed heartily, "King Tubo, it's really rare to be so straightforward." Speaking of looking at Qinyu with a smile, he asked, "Princess Tubo was originally the Seventh Princess of the Great Zhou Dynasty. Bar?"
Qin Yu had long been intimidated by her solemnity, and replied in fear, "Yes."
Ah Zhen opened his mouth, his eyes glistened, and he looked at the mountain of Ali Budala with a smile without speaking, wondering what she was going to do?
Ge Kaqimo saw that this woman was beautiful and intelligent, and her appearance was like a beautiful flower, so she asked Jimin who was supporting her knowingly: "Min'er, is Princess Tubo the Seventh Princess of Zhou that Feng'er wanted to marry that day?"
Qin Yu's heart skipped a beat when she heard her words, she walked lightly with her little feet nervously, and snuggled up to her husband, trying to find some sense of security.
Seeing how frightened she was, Ah Zhen ignored everyone with his big palm, and hugged her slender waist on behalf of Jimin and replied, "That's right, this king's concubine is Da Zhou Qi, whom Yelu Feng was going to marry that day." Princess." He responded politely, but he did not allow anyone to bully him.
There are a lot of important officials in the garden, the prince Longsun, the concubine Fenggui, the prince Fengjiang was stunned when he saw him so boldly hugging his concubine in public, and heard him making fun of the third prince as a stupid pig in front of everyone. The face changed color.
Yelufeng was in the middle of the crowd, bearing the eyes of all the people, his face was blue and red, and his hands turned white when he was tightly clenched.
Jimin and Huanyue guessed that Yelufeng must have been designed by someone. Hearing what he said today, he gritted his teeth and dared not laugh out loud. It turned out that he was the one who designed Yelufeng. It was really too insidious.
Ge Kaqimo narrowed her eyes, and asked majesticly: "That day, my Feng'er wanted to marry the Seventh Princess of Dazhou, was it a trap set by you?"
"That's right." Ah Zhen nodded and joked in acknowledgment: "You, Feng'er, are stupid. This king set up a little trick, which scared him so much that he fled back to Liao Kingdom overnight with his rotten clothes on." Shaking his head and smiling very happily.
Hearing his teasing words, all the dragons and phoenixes lowered their heads and bit their lips tightly, not daring to open their mouths to laugh.They have all heard about Yelufeng.After escaping from the fright, he ran to the Holy Master and cried, saying that the Seventh Princess of the Great Zhou had body odor all over her body, and she was full of dirty words, picking her nose and spitting, and stretched out her hand to scratch it.When they heard Yelufeng's cry, they were all stunned. Is this a woman?No!Are you a human?
Ge Kaqimo saw that he admitted it, and he admitted it in public, not to mention a gesture of apology, and was stunned for a moment. There are such thick-skinned people in the world.I think she lived to nearly 90 years old, and she finally learned the lesson today.
"The king of Tubo designed me Feng'er in such a way, didn't he ever apologize?" Ge Kaqimo asked with squinted eyes after being stunned.
"Of course not." Ah Zhen shook his head and said as a matter of course: "What you want to find a lady is means and wisdom. If you have means and wisdom, you can embrace a beauty. If you don't, who do you blame? I, Yu'er, can only marry you for the rest of my life." Is it Feng'er?"
He asked back as a matter of course and immediately stunned everyone?That's right, who stipulated that Qinyu can only marry Yelufeng?
"This..." Geka Qimo was also tongue-tied, and couldn't find anything to refute for a while.
Jimin, who helped her, rolled her eyes, and she knew that Brother Zhen's mouth was very vicious, he could tell the dead to be alive, and then call the living to be disabled, and talking to him would be asking for trouble.
"Empress Mother, let's watch a play." Jimin came out to smooth things over.
Geka Qimo was speechless, feeling that something was wrong, but she felt that what he said made sense.Hearing Jimin's words while his mind was in knots, he nodded blankly, his expression extremely bewildered.
Yelu Honglie was also stunned. He didn't expect the Tubo king to make his mother speechless. Thinking of Jimin's analysis yesterday, he smiled and invited, "Please, Tubo king."
"Please, Hong Lie." Ah Zhen's eyebrows were crescent like crescent moons, and he led the dazed Qin Yu towards the soft chair in front of him.
As they sat down, everyone who was stunned came back to their senses, and sat on the wooden chair behind them, their hearts were extremely strange, and they felt strange.
After sitting down, the eunuch respectfully brought the playlist.
Yelu Honglie took the playlist and handed it to Ah Zhen next to him, saying, "The King of Tubo chooses."
"Let the Empress Dowager choose first." He naturally resisted.
All the people sitting in front nodded approvingly when they heard what he said. This Tubo king is very polite.
After hearing what he said, Wanyange Kaqimo replied with a smile: "The king of Tubo is too polite, you should choose first."
"How can it be?" Ah Zhen said in shock, "If the Queen Mother insists on doing this, then Xiao Wang won't listen."
"King of Tubo, don't leave." Geka Qimo felt more face, stopped persuading, took the playlist and began to order.
Hong Lie didn't hand over the list until she finished ordering, and this time Ah Zhen didn't push it any further. After receiving the list, seeing the titles of the plays, question marks popped up on top of her head, and she didn't know what to order. Handed it to Qin Yu and said: "You click."
"This..." Qin Yu was overwhelmed by the flattery, shyly faced everyone's curious eyes, and carefully ordered plays for her husband.
Ah Zhen saw that she had finished ordering, and returned the list to Yelu Honglie with a smile. Ge Kaqimo saw that he doted on her so much, and said with a smile: "The king of Tubo loves his concubine so much, I really envy others."
When Qin Yu heard her words, her cheeks flushed immediately, and Ah Zhen smiled back, "Where, huh?"
Jimin, who was sitting next to the Great Queen Mother, also blushed slightly, and joked: "Grandma, the reputation of the King of Tubo doting on the concubines has long been spread all over the country."
"Oh." Geka Qimo pretended to be surprised, turned around and asked, "Is there such a thing?"
Jimin nodded and said with a smile: "Yes, the world is competing, and the wisdom and infatuation of the king of Tubo are both ranked first." After speaking, he looked at Ah Zhen who was not smiling but said nothing.
Geka Qimo also had a playful smile on her face, she turned her head and said with a smile: "I never thought that the king of Tubo would be such an infatuated man."
"Where, where, haha" Ah Zhen, who opened his mouth wide, was ridiculed without pain, and his smile was still bright, but Qin Yu's shy cerebellum drooped, and her face was red like blood.
Seeing that he didn't feel any pain or itching, Jimin was still smiling like the sunshine in June, he was very impressed, this face is probably the best in the world.
Boom, boom, clang!Boom, boom, clang!
With the sound of drums and gongs on the stage, the laughing crowd fell silent, and immediately looked at the stage with their concentrated eyes.
As the drums and gongs sounded on the stage, Ah Zhen's eyelids became heavy after being teased, and his weak neck suddenly became limp, and he was about to be recruited by Duke Zhou to be his son-in-law.
As the play began, Qin Yu fell into the world of the play. After a paragraph, she turned her head to see her husband with his head down, drowsy.With a dumbfounded smile, she touched him lightly, "husband"
Ah Zhen, who was about to pay homage to Duke Zhou's daughter, was awakened by the soft call. After sitting down, she raised her confused eyes and looked around, dazed.
Seeing his head shaking, Qin Yu asked softly with a smirk: "How does Husband feel about this scene?"
"Okay, great." Ah Zhen gave a thumbs up.
Qin Yu pursed her lips and chuckled, squinting at him.
Seeing her meaningful smile, Ah Zhen scratched his scalp and muttered in embarrassment: "It's actually not that good, heh."
With a chuckle, Qin Yu covered her small mouth with her hand, and asked with tender resentment: "Husband doesn't like watching theaters, does he?"
"Nope." After waving his hands, his shoulders collapsed, and he said pitifully, "I just don't understand."
"How could it be?" Qin Yu was astonished, her husband is very smart, how could he not understand simple dramas?
"Oh, I'm at a loss as to what they're singing and talking about." He was very honest and well-behaved.
Qin Yu was speechless after hearing what he said.Well, no one is perfect, so if you don’t understand it, you can’t understand it.
As soon as the two of them finished talking, clang clang clang boom!It started again.
Ah Zhen really looked at it seriously, looking at the painted ghost-like actors on the stage, he swore, but before holding on to half a cup of tea, Zhou Gong's daughter took him back to continue worshiping after he escaped from marriage.
long time
The long-awaited Ah Zhen and Zhou Gong's daughter finished their worship, bridal chamber, and even the child jumped out.
As soon as the big red curtain on the stage was closed, the applause immediately burst the eardrums.
Ah Zhen shook his legs, sucked back the saliva that dripped on the ground, opened his eyes and quickly stood up and applauded vigorously.
As he stood up, all the applause stopped immediately.
Confused Ah Zhen had countless black lines slid down his forehead, applauding was right, but he was the only one standing up in the audience, feeling embarrassed for a moment.
"I didn't expect the King of Tubo to like this scene so much." Geka Qimo deliberately kept his mouth shut, trying to smile.
Yelu Honglie was sitting next to him, seeing that he had been sleeping from the beginning to the end, now listening to his mother's teasing, he pursed his lips tightly, and the smile on his face betrayed him deeply.
Ah Zhen was very embarrassed, being looked at by thousands of people, his aluminum alloy face said with a smile: "It's not bad, it's not bad."
"Oh." Geka Qimo asked with a sly look in her eyes, "I heard that the king of Tubo also has some knowledge in opera."
Jimin also saw that he fell asleep from the beginning to the end, and now hearing what her grandma said, she couldn't bear it for a while, and quickly covered her mouth with her hands to burst out laughing.
"Normal, average." A bead of sweat slid down Ah Zhen's forehead, feeling bad.
"The king of Tubo is too modest, but how about playing a song while everyone is enjoying themselves?" Geka Qimo was deliberately embarrassed.
The sweat of the waterfall rushed down from Ah Zhen's forehead, and his mind went blank for a moment when he stood among the crowd.
"King of Tubo?" Geka Qimo burst into laughter, seeing him standing on the spot stupidly, she called softly.
Seeing that her husband was so embarrassed, Qin Yu gently pulled his hand and said, "husband"
Ah Zhen didn't let her speak, and raised a sinister smile, and said back to Geka Qimo: "Since the Queen Mother of Liao is like this, Xiao Wang will no longer refuse."
Everyone in the front row saw him sleeping from the beginning to the end, and he was still snoring and drooling in the middle.I thought he didn't understand opera, but I didn't expect to hear him say that he would sing, and I was stupid for a while.
Ge Kaqimo didn't think he could sing, and originally wanted to embarrass him on purpose, but seeing that he agreed, she looked at Jimin in a daze.
"Then, let the king of Tubo sing." Geka Qimo said, raising her old hands and applauding.
Everyone saw her applauding, and the applause rang out all of a sudden.
Looking at the dull faces of the crowd, Ah Zhen pinched his throat and coughed, took a big step forward, raised his throat and sang: "That day my grandfather took me to watch a Beijing opera, and I saw a lot of colorful faces on the stage, red, white and yellow. Green and blue greasy face. He yelled while singing, yah, yah, yah, like thunder, chirping, it really seemed to be in his ears."
As soon as the singing started, a large black line slid down everyone's forehead.
Ah Zhen sang happily, and continued to sing with gestures: "The blue-faced Dou Erdun steals the horse, the red-faced Guan Gong fights in Changsha, the yellow-faced Dian Wei, the white-faced Cao, and the black-faced Zhang Fei called Chacha."
Until now, no one can hear the taste of drama. Although everyone is still confused, they can't help but listen carefully when they hear such a novel and unique drama.
"The purple Heavenly King Tuo Pagoda, the green Devil Yaksha, the golden Monkey King, the silver monster, and the gray elf laughing hahaha"
"Good!" Someone in the crowd yelled this, and then the applause was loud again.
"You don't know opera, you talk nonsense, and your angry grandpa's beard is straight on your face. Grandpa, don't be angry, allow me to argue, even if you eat delicacies from mountains and seas, you will be bored. Art and the times cannot be too far away. Innovation must be developed. , Wow, everyone, old and young, men and women love to watch it, the national heritage is passed down from generation to generation, pictures of vivid mandarin duck tiles, groups of vivid living Bodhisattvas, drawn with a stroke of a brush, little by little Exaggeration, every face is beautiful and beautiful... ah... ah"
With Ah Zhenbi gesticulating, a rap face song ended.
In the silent crowd, everyone looks at me and I look at you.After a long time, the slow applause sounded quietly from the stunned.
(End of this chapter)
Wandering harmoniously in the palace, I arrived at the gorgeous Changchun Garden. The stage was set up thousands of years ago. There are countless seats in the luxurious room, but there are only a few tables in front of the countless seats.
Thinking that Ah Zhen is already a figure of the king's generation, it is only natural that he walks in the front of the seat.
"The king of Tubo slept well last night." Seeing him coming, Yelu Honglie smiled very kindly, but his guts were green with regret.
"Okay, I slept well, how about you?" Liao Guo was very concerned about whether he slept well.
"The king of Tubo sleeps well, that's good." Speaking of Yelu Honglie, he bowed to a very dignified old woman with gray temples and tied a small bib, respectfully introduced: "Mother, this is the king of Tubo."
"En." Wanyange Kaqimo stared at the handsome young man in front of him, and praised in the manner of an elder while admiring, "What a hero."
Ah Zhen has long heard of the majestic Ali Budala Mountain in the Liao Kingdom. Seeing this man today is gray-haired and wrinkled. After looking at this man, he clasped his fists and said: "Xiao Wang has not met Ali. La Dashan has admired her for a long time, and it is only now that she has fulfilled her wish." This old lady is at least 80 years old, and it is not easy for the ancients to live to this age.
Everyone saw that he who was originally arrogant suddenly became so humble, and the contrast was so fast that everyone was speechless.
"Yu'er, come here to pay a visit to our Ali Budala Mountain." Ah Zhen smiled and lifted the Great Queen Mother extremely high.
It was the first time that Qin Yu saw his husband so respectful, she withdrew her wandering soul, and said in a blessed way: "Qin Yu has seen the Queen Mother of Liao."
Geka Qimo heard yesterday that the king of Tubo was so rampant that he dared to kick the table and throw a cup in front of his emperor's son. Seeing this today, he became suspicious, and smiled politely: "King and princess of Tubo, please don't do this."
Ah Zhen just smiled and said nothing, staring straight at the majestic Empress Dowager, she stopped talking.
Seeing him smiling, Geka Qimo asked with a smile in surprise: "I heard that the king of Tubo is thundering and the hurricane is blowing. Now I can't believe the rumors." She meant something.
Ah Zhen didn't understand what the old man said, and smiled back with clear eyes: "The rumors are true, because the Queen Mother of Liao is a high-ranking elder, and the younger generation should be so."
What he said made everyone understand why he was so respectful. It turned out that it was not because of his status, but because of respecting the old and the virtuous.
"Hahaha" Seeing him being so frank, Gekaqimo laughed heartily, "King Tubo, it's really rare to be so straightforward." Speaking of looking at Qinyu with a smile, he asked, "Princess Tubo was originally the Seventh Princess of the Great Zhou Dynasty. Bar?"
Qin Yu had long been intimidated by her solemnity, and replied in fear, "Yes."
Ah Zhen opened his mouth, his eyes glistened, and he looked at the mountain of Ali Budala with a smile without speaking, wondering what she was going to do?
Ge Kaqimo saw that this woman was beautiful and intelligent, and her appearance was like a beautiful flower, so she asked Jimin who was supporting her knowingly: "Min'er, is Princess Tubo the Seventh Princess of Zhou that Feng'er wanted to marry that day?"
Qin Yu's heart skipped a beat when she heard her words, she walked lightly with her little feet nervously, and snuggled up to her husband, trying to find some sense of security.
Seeing how frightened she was, Ah Zhen ignored everyone with his big palm, and hugged her slender waist on behalf of Jimin and replied, "That's right, this king's concubine is Da Zhou Qi, whom Yelu Feng was going to marry that day." Princess." He responded politely, but he did not allow anyone to bully him.
There are a lot of important officials in the garden, the prince Longsun, the concubine Fenggui, the prince Fengjiang was stunned when he saw him so boldly hugging his concubine in public, and heard him making fun of the third prince as a stupid pig in front of everyone. The face changed color.
Yelufeng was in the middle of the crowd, bearing the eyes of all the people, his face was blue and red, and his hands turned white when he was tightly clenched.
Jimin and Huanyue guessed that Yelufeng must have been designed by someone. Hearing what he said today, he gritted his teeth and dared not laugh out loud. It turned out that he was the one who designed Yelufeng. It was really too insidious.
Ge Kaqimo narrowed her eyes, and asked majesticly: "That day, my Feng'er wanted to marry the Seventh Princess of Dazhou, was it a trap set by you?"
"That's right." Ah Zhen nodded and joked in acknowledgment: "You, Feng'er, are stupid. This king set up a little trick, which scared him so much that he fled back to Liao Kingdom overnight with his rotten clothes on." Shaking his head and smiling very happily.
Hearing his teasing words, all the dragons and phoenixes lowered their heads and bit their lips tightly, not daring to open their mouths to laugh.They have all heard about Yelufeng.After escaping from the fright, he ran to the Holy Master and cried, saying that the Seventh Princess of the Great Zhou had body odor all over her body, and she was full of dirty words, picking her nose and spitting, and stretched out her hand to scratch it.When they heard Yelufeng's cry, they were all stunned. Is this a woman?No!Are you a human?
Ge Kaqimo saw that he admitted it, and he admitted it in public, not to mention a gesture of apology, and was stunned for a moment. There are such thick-skinned people in the world.I think she lived to nearly 90 years old, and she finally learned the lesson today.
"The king of Tubo designed me Feng'er in such a way, didn't he ever apologize?" Ge Kaqimo asked with squinted eyes after being stunned.
"Of course not." Ah Zhen shook his head and said as a matter of course: "What you want to find a lady is means and wisdom. If you have means and wisdom, you can embrace a beauty. If you don't, who do you blame? I, Yu'er, can only marry you for the rest of my life." Is it Feng'er?"
He asked back as a matter of course and immediately stunned everyone?That's right, who stipulated that Qinyu can only marry Yelufeng?
"This..." Geka Qimo was also tongue-tied, and couldn't find anything to refute for a while.
Jimin, who helped her, rolled her eyes, and she knew that Brother Zhen's mouth was very vicious, he could tell the dead to be alive, and then call the living to be disabled, and talking to him would be asking for trouble.
"Empress Mother, let's watch a play." Jimin came out to smooth things over.
Geka Qimo was speechless, feeling that something was wrong, but she felt that what he said made sense.Hearing Jimin's words while his mind was in knots, he nodded blankly, his expression extremely bewildered.
Yelu Honglie was also stunned. He didn't expect the Tubo king to make his mother speechless. Thinking of Jimin's analysis yesterday, he smiled and invited, "Please, Tubo king."
"Please, Hong Lie." Ah Zhen's eyebrows were crescent like crescent moons, and he led the dazed Qin Yu towards the soft chair in front of him.
As they sat down, everyone who was stunned came back to their senses, and sat on the wooden chair behind them, their hearts were extremely strange, and they felt strange.
After sitting down, the eunuch respectfully brought the playlist.
Yelu Honglie took the playlist and handed it to Ah Zhen next to him, saying, "The King of Tubo chooses."
"Let the Empress Dowager choose first." He naturally resisted.
All the people sitting in front nodded approvingly when they heard what he said. This Tubo king is very polite.
After hearing what he said, Wanyange Kaqimo replied with a smile: "The king of Tubo is too polite, you should choose first."
"How can it be?" Ah Zhen said in shock, "If the Queen Mother insists on doing this, then Xiao Wang won't listen."
"King of Tubo, don't leave." Geka Qimo felt more face, stopped persuading, took the playlist and began to order.
Hong Lie didn't hand over the list until she finished ordering, and this time Ah Zhen didn't push it any further. After receiving the list, seeing the titles of the plays, question marks popped up on top of her head, and she didn't know what to order. Handed it to Qin Yu and said: "You click."
"This..." Qin Yu was overwhelmed by the flattery, shyly faced everyone's curious eyes, and carefully ordered plays for her husband.
Ah Zhen saw that she had finished ordering, and returned the list to Yelu Honglie with a smile. Ge Kaqimo saw that he doted on her so much, and said with a smile: "The king of Tubo loves his concubine so much, I really envy others."
When Qin Yu heard her words, her cheeks flushed immediately, and Ah Zhen smiled back, "Where, huh?"
Jimin, who was sitting next to the Great Queen Mother, also blushed slightly, and joked: "Grandma, the reputation of the King of Tubo doting on the concubines has long been spread all over the country."
"Oh." Geka Qimo pretended to be surprised, turned around and asked, "Is there such a thing?"
Jimin nodded and said with a smile: "Yes, the world is competing, and the wisdom and infatuation of the king of Tubo are both ranked first." After speaking, he looked at Ah Zhen who was not smiling but said nothing.
Geka Qimo also had a playful smile on her face, she turned her head and said with a smile: "I never thought that the king of Tubo would be such an infatuated man."
"Where, where, haha" Ah Zhen, who opened his mouth wide, was ridiculed without pain, and his smile was still bright, but Qin Yu's shy cerebellum drooped, and her face was red like blood.
Seeing that he didn't feel any pain or itching, Jimin was still smiling like the sunshine in June, he was very impressed, this face is probably the best in the world.
Boom, boom, clang!Boom, boom, clang!
With the sound of drums and gongs on the stage, the laughing crowd fell silent, and immediately looked at the stage with their concentrated eyes.
As the drums and gongs sounded on the stage, Ah Zhen's eyelids became heavy after being teased, and his weak neck suddenly became limp, and he was about to be recruited by Duke Zhou to be his son-in-law.
As the play began, Qin Yu fell into the world of the play. After a paragraph, she turned her head to see her husband with his head down, drowsy.With a dumbfounded smile, she touched him lightly, "husband"
Ah Zhen, who was about to pay homage to Duke Zhou's daughter, was awakened by the soft call. After sitting down, she raised her confused eyes and looked around, dazed.
Seeing his head shaking, Qin Yu asked softly with a smirk: "How does Husband feel about this scene?"
"Okay, great." Ah Zhen gave a thumbs up.
Qin Yu pursed her lips and chuckled, squinting at him.
Seeing her meaningful smile, Ah Zhen scratched his scalp and muttered in embarrassment: "It's actually not that good, heh."
With a chuckle, Qin Yu covered her small mouth with her hand, and asked with tender resentment: "Husband doesn't like watching theaters, does he?"
"Nope." After waving his hands, his shoulders collapsed, and he said pitifully, "I just don't understand."
"How could it be?" Qin Yu was astonished, her husband is very smart, how could he not understand simple dramas?
"Oh, I'm at a loss as to what they're singing and talking about." He was very honest and well-behaved.
Qin Yu was speechless after hearing what he said.Well, no one is perfect, so if you don’t understand it, you can’t understand it.
As soon as the two of them finished talking, clang clang clang boom!It started again.
Ah Zhen really looked at it seriously, looking at the painted ghost-like actors on the stage, he swore, but before holding on to half a cup of tea, Zhou Gong's daughter took him back to continue worshiping after he escaped from marriage.
long time
The long-awaited Ah Zhen and Zhou Gong's daughter finished their worship, bridal chamber, and even the child jumped out.
As soon as the big red curtain on the stage was closed, the applause immediately burst the eardrums.
Ah Zhen shook his legs, sucked back the saliva that dripped on the ground, opened his eyes and quickly stood up and applauded vigorously.
As he stood up, all the applause stopped immediately.
Confused Ah Zhen had countless black lines slid down his forehead, applauding was right, but he was the only one standing up in the audience, feeling embarrassed for a moment.
"I didn't expect the King of Tubo to like this scene so much." Geka Qimo deliberately kept his mouth shut, trying to smile.
Yelu Honglie was sitting next to him, seeing that he had been sleeping from the beginning to the end, now listening to his mother's teasing, he pursed his lips tightly, and the smile on his face betrayed him deeply.
Ah Zhen was very embarrassed, being looked at by thousands of people, his aluminum alloy face said with a smile: "It's not bad, it's not bad."
"Oh." Geka Qimo asked with a sly look in her eyes, "I heard that the king of Tubo also has some knowledge in opera."
Jimin also saw that he fell asleep from the beginning to the end, and now hearing what her grandma said, she couldn't bear it for a while, and quickly covered her mouth with her hands to burst out laughing.
"Normal, average." A bead of sweat slid down Ah Zhen's forehead, feeling bad.
"The king of Tubo is too modest, but how about playing a song while everyone is enjoying themselves?" Geka Qimo was deliberately embarrassed.
The sweat of the waterfall rushed down from Ah Zhen's forehead, and his mind went blank for a moment when he stood among the crowd.
"King of Tubo?" Geka Qimo burst into laughter, seeing him standing on the spot stupidly, she called softly.
Seeing that her husband was so embarrassed, Qin Yu gently pulled his hand and said, "husband"
Ah Zhen didn't let her speak, and raised a sinister smile, and said back to Geka Qimo: "Since the Queen Mother of Liao is like this, Xiao Wang will no longer refuse."
Everyone in the front row saw him sleeping from the beginning to the end, and he was still snoring and drooling in the middle.I thought he didn't understand opera, but I didn't expect to hear him say that he would sing, and I was stupid for a while.
Ge Kaqimo didn't think he could sing, and originally wanted to embarrass him on purpose, but seeing that he agreed, she looked at Jimin in a daze.
"Then, let the king of Tubo sing." Geka Qimo said, raising her old hands and applauding.
Everyone saw her applauding, and the applause rang out all of a sudden.
Looking at the dull faces of the crowd, Ah Zhen pinched his throat and coughed, took a big step forward, raised his throat and sang: "That day my grandfather took me to watch a Beijing opera, and I saw a lot of colorful faces on the stage, red, white and yellow. Green and blue greasy face. He yelled while singing, yah, yah, yah, like thunder, chirping, it really seemed to be in his ears."
As soon as the singing started, a large black line slid down everyone's forehead.
Ah Zhen sang happily, and continued to sing with gestures: "The blue-faced Dou Erdun steals the horse, the red-faced Guan Gong fights in Changsha, the yellow-faced Dian Wei, the white-faced Cao, and the black-faced Zhang Fei called Chacha."
Until now, no one can hear the taste of drama. Although everyone is still confused, they can't help but listen carefully when they hear such a novel and unique drama.
"The purple Heavenly King Tuo Pagoda, the green Devil Yaksha, the golden Monkey King, the silver monster, and the gray elf laughing hahaha"
"Good!" Someone in the crowd yelled this, and then the applause was loud again.
"You don't know opera, you talk nonsense, and your angry grandpa's beard is straight on your face. Grandpa, don't be angry, allow me to argue, even if you eat delicacies from mountains and seas, you will be bored. Art and the times cannot be too far away. Innovation must be developed. , Wow, everyone, old and young, men and women love to watch it, the national heritage is passed down from generation to generation, pictures of vivid mandarin duck tiles, groups of vivid living Bodhisattvas, drawn with a stroke of a brush, little by little Exaggeration, every face is beautiful and beautiful... ah... ah"
With Ah Zhenbi gesticulating, a rap face song ended.
In the silent crowd, everyone looks at me and I look at you.After a long time, the slow applause sounded quietly from the stunned.
(End of this chapter)
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