ruffian mixed in ancient times

Chapter 55 "On Paper"

In the early morning of the second day, Ah Zhen slept very comfortably on the big bed with Nuanyu Wenxiang in his arms.Yingying leaned against her arms and fell asleep deeply.

"Military division, military division" a vigorous voice outside the room called out.

"Yeah." Yingying grunted for a while, leaning her face on Ah Zhen's bare back, with her arms across his chest.

"Military division, military division" the people outside saw that there was no sound inside, and shouted anxiously.

Ah Zhen squinted his eyes in confusion, and asked, "Who is it? What are you doing?"

Cao Zong and the left and right lieutenants outside were stunned for a moment.Why is there a man's voice in the military adviser's room?Could it be that the military division was hijacked?This dangerous thought enters the head.The three of them were shocked, and broke into the door regardless of whether it was a military division or not.With a bang, Ah Zhen, who was still in a daze, immediately woke up when he saw the door where the door was kicked down.Seeing Cao Zong and his deputy step into the room in a hurry, they shouted: "What are you doing?"

, Not to mention being woken up early in the morning, even the door of the room was kicked open.

Yingying also heard the movement and opened her water eyes, turned over and sat up in a daze, rubbing her eyes with heavy sleepiness, and asked: "What's the matter?"

The three of Cao Zong saw that the military adviser slept with the Da Zhou man, and the Da Zhou man had slept with the military adviser before.This is what he saw with his own eyes, and the memory came back in an instant.That's right, he was the one who kidnapped this Da Zhou man to the military adviser yesterday.But I was puzzled again, yesterday the military division looked like he would not let go unless he was killed, why did he sleep on the same bed today.Seeing that the clothes of the two were disheveled, one was naked from the upper body, and the military adviser was only wearing a bellyband. It was obvious that they were very close. In an instant, Cao Zong's face turned half black, and he knelt down hastily, not daring to look up.The military division only wears a bellyband, which is a big crime.The two of them are sticky like rice paste for a while, and can't tolerate it for a while, so let's play with him, Cao Zong wept bitterly in his heart.The three knelt on the ground and kept shaking.

"Say! What's the matter?" Yingying also woke up, and quickly picked up the skirt from the bed and put it on. Seeing that the door of the room was kicked open by these three people, she became very angry, and the words she asked were as cold as frost.

When Cao Zong heard the military master's cold tone, his teeth ached.The two lieutenants next to him were so frightened that they didn't know what to do, they hated how their bodies were so strong, it would be great if they could pass out.

"The army is ready to go, and the military division has not woken up for a long time." Cao Zong's teeth kept chattering.

"So you kicked down my door and broke in." Yingying asked with a raised eyebrow, with a complicated expression on her face.

"No, no, no. The subordinates don't dare, yes, yes, yes." There is nothing to say.

Ah Zhen sees that Cao Zong is afraid of Yingying like this, is Yingying so scary?Seeing him so frightened, I couldn't bear it.

"I heard my voice from your military adviser's room, do you think what happened to your military adviser?" Ah Zhen helped him.

When Cao Zong heard Ah Zhen's words, he nodded gratefully and said, "Yes, that's how it is."

Yingying raised her eyebrows and looked at Ah Zhen, who opened her mouth and smiled with a very happy expression.

"Immediately order the army to advance towards the alley, and retreat." Yingying sighed, it seems that now everyone in the world knows that she has an ulterior relationship with Ah Zhen.

"It's" Cao Zong and the three didn't dare to stop for a moment, and they ran so fast that they didn't even see anyone.

"Let's sleep for a while longer." Ah Zhen hugged Yingying's fragrant shoulders with a smile and was about to lie down.

"Get up, the army is moving out." Yingying shook off his hairy hands, she is really clever, she was so confused for a while, why she couldn't stand his temptation, let him sleep on her bed, and now she couldn't wash herself away even if she jumped into the Yellow River up.

"What? Look at your angry face, you won't be angry to get out of bed." Ah Zhen asked with a cracked smile.

"Hmph, it's cheap for you." Yingying gritted her teeth and said bitterly.

"It's cheap, I didn't do anything, I just hugged and slept, others want to think about what I can do." He spread his hands like a ruffian, as if I had something to do.

After eating and drinking enough last night, Damon was also dealt with by the way. Yingying went back to the room and Ah Zhen also cheekily sneaked into her room. He is a real man, and if he said he would sleep with her, he must sleep with her. The two had a close argument. For half an hour, my mouth was parched from the contention.

"Okay, I know you want to express your inner shyness, half an hour should be enough, I'm very sleepy." Ah Zhen spread his hands and began to take off his clothes to sleep, his bluish face turned blue But there was nothing he could do with her.It is true that the night is in the sky, people start to feel sleepy, and lie down with their clothes on.It was calm at the beginning, but after a while he started to mess around.

"It's so uncomfortable to sleep with clothes on." Ah Zhen said in a naughty way, and took off her clothes.

The two argued for another two cups of tea, but in the end she still couldn't make it, and he took off all her clothes, leaving only the bellyband of her obscene skirt.Yingying snorted, turned her back to him and fell asleep, to see what other tricks he could play.

Sure enough, after a while, his hairy hand stretched out again.

Sitting up energetically, he roared, "What are you going to do?"

"Lie in my arms and sleep." Ah Zhen said in a ruffian, his thick skin was unmatched.

"I don't want it." After Yingying fell down, she still turned her back to him.

"Be good, Yingying, don't be like this, you see our body shapes match so well, hugging and sleeping together is like a painting." Ah Zhen continued to pester.

Immediately, the saliva flew freely, and the two argued again. After arguing for more than half an hour, they finally fell asleep lying on his bare chest, unable to resist the attack of sleepiness.

Ah Zhen opened her mouth happily, and gently stroked her bare, fragrant back with her big hand. Under his gentle touch, Yingying fell into a deeper and more fragrant sleep.He lowered his head and kissed her hair and cheeks, his heart filled with incomparable happiness.

The army had already moved out, and the two of them walked out slowly after finishing their breakfast in the room.As soon as Ah Zhen came out, he saw Xiang Shaoyun and the big and small generals waiting for him.

"Little general, hurry up to Juzhou and ask Tan Zhong to come and guard Luo Dian." Ah Zhen gave orders when he saw them.

Yingying rolled her eyes and said, "Would you like to go to Dongdong with me?" After asking, she also looked like if he dared to say no, she would kill him on the spot.

"Of course I'm going, I like to see people looking down and down." Ah Zhen saw that she would kill him on the spot if she couldn't say no, so she hurriedly replied in fright.And he really likes to watch people look unlucky.What's more, Damon's misfortune was planned by himself, so he had to join in the fun anyway.

Seeing that he agreed, Yingying only nodded her head, but she was extremely happy in her heart.

"Let's go." Yingying walked towards the gate without looking back.

"Wait a minute, I still have to wait for Qin Zhong, the guard of Luo Dian." Ah Zhen grabbed her hand and said slowly.

"What are you waiting for him for?"

"Listen and see what secret letter Damon replied." After speaking, Ah Zhen cracked his mouth and smiled.

"And the army is moving slowly, and it will be the same if the horse catches up a few hours later." Continue to persuade.

Yingying nodded, yes.The army has all moved out, chasing now is no different from chasing a few hours later.

"Watermelon or papaya, which one hurts more?" Several people were sitting in the lobby drinking tea.In boredom, Ah Zhen made a sharp turn in his brain, causing Yingying to roll his eyes immediately.

As soon as he asked Xiang Shaoyun, he couldn't wait to stand up and answer: "Of course the papaya hurts."

What Xiang Shaoyun said immediately caused Ah Zhen to laugh out loud, and the corners of Yingying's mouth twitched slightly.How did Xiang Shaoyun, an ancient man, know what it means to turn his head sharply, and asked with a reddish face, "What? Bro, is it the watermelon that hurts more?"

Seeing his dumbfounded expression, Ah Zhen laughed and burst into tears.He patted Xiang Shaoyun who was sitting next door, his eyes were full of sympathy, and said, "Both don't hurt, but the head hurts the most."

"Can you come up with some more in-depth ones? This is too pediatric." Yingying said after taking a sip of tea and pouted.

"Okay, then I will come up with an unrivaled one." Ah Zhen pondered for a while before saying seriously.

As soon as he finished speaking, Xiang Shaoyun's blushing face immediately turned pale. This is invincible, brother Zhen is no ordinary person.I'm afraid he can't figure it out.

"Say," Yingying shouted confidently.

Ah Zhen paused and said: "Yingying and I brag to each other, Yingying said that she can eat the whole world, so what can I say to beat her?"

As soon as Ah Zhen said, everyone was stunned, and everyone immediately lowered their heads and fell into deep thought.

for a long time
Xiang Shaoyun said weakly: "This is too difficult, what did Brother Zhen say to beat the female military division?"

Ah Zhen gave Yingying a lame look, seeing her blushing slightly, it seemed that Yingying had thought of the answer.

"Let the female military adviser tell the story, she already knows the answer." Ah Zhen smiled.

Xiang Shaoyun and the general immediately turned their eyes to Yingying, seeing that Yingying bit her lip and squirmed, without saying a word.

"Brother Zhen, what exactly did you say that can beat the female military division? Tell us quickly." Seeing that the female military division did not intend to speak to Shaoyun, it was so strange that it suddenly flooded.

"Uh! I said I can eat her." After speaking, Xiang Shaoyun was stunned for a while, and then recalled.His face was also red.I thought to myself, this real brother is really amazing.Even eating tofu can be eaten so cleanly without leaving traces, who else can I admire if I don't admire him.

Soon Tan Zhong came with a large group of troops, and a group of generals in armor hurried over to the lobby. Seeing Ah Zhen who was sitting in the seat, he knelt down hurriedly: "The last general has seen Master Sima."

"Get up." Ah Zhen nodded and said.

"Tan Duhu, this Luo Dian will be handed over to you again, don't lose it again." Ah Zhen said with a smile.

"Yes, the last general will swear to the death to live and die with Luo Dian." Tan Zhongxin is happy, this Luo Dian is back again.

"Okay, I have met the female military adviser in Tubo." Ah Zhen paused, nodded and introduced to them.

For a moment, the hearts of the five or six generals in the hall trembled. Is the Tubo female military adviser there?When she looked up, she saw Yingying was smiling, and cold sweat dripped down her forehead, shouting in unison: "I've seen the female military division."

He said in a dignified manner: "The generals of the Great Zhou Dynasty don't need to be polite."

Qin Zhongxin panicked, their big Sima is really not simple, he took Luo Dian back without a single soldier, and he seemed to have known this brilliant Tubo female military adviser for a long time.Immediately, he thought that their chief Sima was also extremely intelligent, and he was very happy.

"Okay, is there any secret letter from the rebel Damon?" Ah Zhen asked while holding the tea.

"Yes, please have a look at Da Sima." After speaking, Tan Zhong took out Damon's secret letter from his arms, and handed it to Xiang Shaoyun as soon as he received it.

Ah Zhen opened his eyes, and couldn't close his mouth when he smiled. This Damon's head is really full of mouse shit.He laughed loudly, handed the letter to Yingying, and Yingying raised the corners of her mouth when she saw it.I saw the words on it: "Thank you Da Zhou for your help. After the matter is completed, this king will cede the land and never break his promise, and make friends with Da Zhou forever. This king will wait for the general's fireworks in the early morning of tomorrow, and vow to use all his strength to kill the rebellious officials and thieves." Kill them all, and wait." See how stupid this Damon is, the two people in the seat laughed.

"Da Sima, I don't know." Before he could say anything, he was lame and Yingying, and he didn't dare to say it.

"Just say what you have to say, don't worry about it." Ah Zhen said with a smile while drinking tea.

"I don't know if we're going to ignite the front fire tomorrow morning, and attack the Tubo army with Damon back and forth?" Tan Zhong gritted his teeth and asked.

Yingying raised her eyebrows, Ah Zhen laughed and said: "Of course I want to order, my 20 army can't wait."

Qin Xin jumped up, never expecting that Da Sima would show no shyness in front of the Tubo female military adviser.

Yingying smiled and asked curiously: "What? Da Sima, are you going to send 20 soldiers to flank me with Damon?"

"Of course, when will you wait until you are immortal, Damon and I will attack back and forth tomorrow, and we will definitely capture you alive." Ah Zhen also said to Yingying very seriously.

After speaking, the two suddenly burst out laughing.

All the generals in the hall were sweating and muddled.I don't even understand why Da Sima was so outspoken and told the truth in front of the Tubo female military adviser. This is a big taboo for military strategists.And this Tubo female military adviser is the same. Hearing that Da Sima will attack her back and forth with Damon tomorrow, she is still talking and laughing happily with Da Sima without fear. She suddenly doesn't understand how the heads of these two people grow.

"Tan Zhong" laughed for a while, and Ah Zhen called out.

"The last general is here." Tan Zhong shook his head, seeing that he was called by Da Sima, he hurriedly stood up.

"I have arranged the soldiers to hide on the road between Luo Dian and Nong Dong. I will light the signal as soon as the time comes tomorrow morning. I will send out all my 20 soldiers and horses. I swear that I will kill the 10,000+ soldiers of the Tubo female army division." The armor killed by the army and horse is not left behind, you have to guard Luo Dian for me, even if you hear that I am dead in battle, you can't send a single soldier, understand?"

Ah Zhen was still gesticulating while speaking, Tan Zhong was startled and admired him infinitely, he never thought that Da Sima was ready to sacrifice his life for the country.Immediately, his eyes were red, and everyone knelt down on the ground and shouted in unison: "Yes, the last general obeys orders."

Xiang Shaoyun and the big and small generals stared blankly.In my heart I laughed at Tan Zhong who was even more stupefied than him, so it was so obvious that he couldn't see it?What a brainless idiot.Feel infinite sympathy for him.

"Okay, I'm going back to my 20 army. Shaoyun and the big and small generals can stay here and help Tandu defend the city." Ah Zhen waved his hand and Yingying stood up, wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh. up.

"Brother Zhen, how can this work?" Xiang Shaoyun exclaimed when he saw that he had thrown him in Luo Dian.Woo he don't want to be with this idiot.

"What? There are 20 troops protecting me in front of me. It's okay! You can stay at ease, and you will be back in a few days." Ah Zhen walked down the hall and patted him on the shoulder.

Xiang Shaoyun was wronged in every possible way, but he couldn't protest that he was receiving a military order now.

"Let's go" Ah Zhen turned his head and said to Yingying, and the two of them got on the horse and ran forward.

Seeing that the two of them had gone far away, Tan Zhong clasped his fists at Xiang Shaoyun and asked, "Is there something wrong with this great Sima actually telling the secret orders of the army in front of the Tubo army division?"

Hearing his question, Xiang Shaoyun almost vomited blood. Can't Tan Zhong see this?He was the one who made him unable to follow the road, so he became angry and said, "Tan Zhong, you don't understand the use of soldiers by the great Sima. Our great Sima uses soldiers. It has always been true and false. He said that the 20 troops in front may say less Yes, it should be 50, this is a trick to confuse Tubo." What Xiang Shaoyun said was extremely true.

Tan Zhong was taken aback when he heard this, and nodded in his heart, 50.Then Tubo vowed to wipe out the whole army.Da Sima said that the 20 was to show weakness to Tubo, and when Tubo came to attack, all 50 soldiers and horses would be sent out, and they would be killed immediately.Da Sima really uses soldiers like a god.After thinking about it, he kept nodding his head, in admiration for Da Sima's resourcefulness.

"Then why did Da Sima leave with the Tubo army?" Tan Zhong asked again.

When Xiang Shaoyun saw this fool, he really believed it, even he was stunned, and continued to reply: "Although Da Sima and Tubo are nice on the surface, they have hidden murderous intentions in their hearts. Although the Tubo female army and Da Sima are gone. But Da Sima set up a murderous plan early on the way, as soon as the Tubo female military commander arrived in the ambush circle, she immediately "raised her hand and gestured to her neck, making a kill gesture.

Tan Zhong was overjoyed after hearing this: "Yes, yes. It must be like this. Da Sima's plan is really clever. With Da Sima here, why worry about Tubo not being destroyed?"

Xiang Shaoyun almost frothed when he saw the silly look of rejoicing.I can't stop sighing in my heart, you are the only one who is stupid and still destroying Tubo, if Da Zhou is not destroyed, then the ancestors will accumulate virtue.Rolling his eyes, he walked towards the gate of the mansion without looking back, not wanting to talk to him anymore, if he continued talking, he would probably become demented.

(End of this chapter)