Song Dynasty

Chapter 80 November [-]th ([-])

"It's all Wu Tuo's bastard's fault. I'm going to show him off. Today's been a fucking mess!" Wu Xianxian walked into the dormitory with a livid face, his chest boiling with anger.

He used to hang out on the streets, and compared to other simple soldiers in the army, he was well-informed, so he naturally knew what would happen if he was a deserter, and he would lose his head.

He had already made up his mind yesterday, and when he was on vacation today, he left the barracks early in the morning and pretended to go wandering into the city.Then find a hidden place to stay for a while, and never come back.Of course, weapons are not allowed.The Sizhou camp is so poor that they regard equipment and armor as treasures.At the end of daily training, everyone has to take a sackcloth and wipe it so that the figure can be seen, and then oil it.After a month, the paint on the armor was wiped off.If he found out that he was running away with a weapon, Young Master Yue would not go crazy looking for someone.

If it falls into his hands, then it is impossible to survive and impossible to die.

Of course, it would be a disadvantage if you just go like this, if you don’t go along with something, you will starve to death even if you escape from the barracks!

So, he went to help the kitchen to see if he could get some dry food.The cooking soldiers in the kitchen are fellow villagers with him, and everyone gets along well.After working all night, I was so exhausted that I finally got two pancakes.

Early this morning, I hid it next to my body and prepared to go out.Unexpectedly, the army canceled the vacation.

Not to mention being tired on the training ground for a day, he was also subjected to military law.

The thing is, during camp training this afternoon, it was snowing all over the sky.The weather in the south is hot, and the snow melts as soon as it hits the ground, and is trampled by thousands of feet, and it rots badly.After an hour, everyone turned into a clay bodhisattva.

It was also my own bad luck, as soon as Wu Tuo, who was in front of him, exerted his strength, he lifted a piece of muddy water with his heel and hit him in the face just in time.

Immediately unable to see anything in front of his eyes, Wu Xianxian stopped subconsciously, and stretched out his hand to wipe his eyes.

When he could see things again, the surroundings were already in chaos, and the soldiers were crowded with each other, and they were no longer in formation.

It turns out that this exercise, or war, requires formation.There is no formation in battle, that is, stragglers, purely to die.

And all tactics in the army need to be completed by formation.

Because in a big battle with tens of thousands of people, there is basically no means of communication.Even if there are gongs and drums, the sound will not be transmitted far, and the semaphore and flag will not be seen in fierce battles.

Many times, orderly communications are required.But the messenger may also be killed or wounded by the enemy.

At this point, the problem came.That's all for an officer, what should you do for an ordinary soldier?
This point is also said simply during training: "Remember who is next to you, stay with them at all times, and act at the same time."

In other words, you have to remember the comrades around you who cooperate with you, and know whether you should stand horizontally or diagonally with others.Then, you just need to listen to the orders of the head of the capital where you are.As for the capital, he obeys the command.

According to what the officer said, you just need to remember your position in the army formation and stand with everyone. Even if there are only ten people, even if there are a hundred enemies, they will not be able to rush you away.

If there is no organization, even if there are 100 people, it may not be able to withstand the attack of ten people.

Wu Xianxian scoffed at this statement. Is it possible to go to the battlefield and kill the enemy just by walking in the queue and changing formations?

Not only him, I'm afraid many capital leaders in the army think so too, right?

However, since the above said so, let's do it accordingly.Otherwise, you will suffer.

Realizing that the army formation was in chaos because of him, Wu Xianxian broke out in a cold sweat subconsciously, and then remembered Yue Yun's military law: "It's terrible!"

Sure enough, Yue Yun ran over angrily and shouted: "What's the matter, a group of idiots, you don't have to throw me in the face of Wei Jun and Yue Yun."

After finishing speaking, he ordered Wu Xianxian to take off his pants and lie down on the ground, and whipped his buttocks with the thorn stick, which made him tremble in pain.

It's okay to be beaten, anyway, the flesh on the buttocks is thick, and the skin is not broken, there are only a few whip marks, and it will be healed after a few days.

However, being pulled out of his pants in front of so many people and being laughed at for a long time is unbearable.

Wu Xianxian was born as a gangster on the streets and was literate. He was highly valued by his superiors as soon as he entered the army, and he was even appointed as a detainee.He has the habits of the world, and he can speak well.As soon as he speaks, it can make the simple and honest sergeants in the army look admiring.Now that I have lost face, how will I see people in the future?

During dinner, Wu Xianxian felt ashamed, so he hid aside and waited until dark before going back to the dormitory.

"It's all Wu Tuo's grandson, he must have done it on purpose. Today, I have to clean up this rambunctious thing, so that he can know how many eyes Lord Ma has."

After entering the dormitory, the rest of the team had already washed their feet and huddled under the covers to talk.

He didn't know what interesting things he was talking about, and at the same time let out a low laugh.

Wu Xianxian thought he was talking about himself, and was ashamed and angry. He took off his shoes, took off the hemp towel that Wu Tuo used to wipe his face, and wiped his feet.

Wu Tuo couldn't help but said: "Officer Wu, this is my face cloth, you can't do this."

Wu Constitution: "Why, what if I use your face cloth?"

Wu Tuo: "Officer, there is a rule in the army. The cloths for washing and handing over should be separated. If the superior finds out, he will be punished."

Yes, not to mention the rules in the army, some regulations are really inexplicable and unacceptable.For example, how to fold the quilt, put the shoes neatly, two people should stand side by side when walking, and three people should line up in a row.The so-called two people make a trip, three people make a rule.If you are caught by a military judge, sorry, prepare for two hundred push-ups.Over the past month, Wu Xianxian was tortured to the point of insanity at first, and then became deeply numb.

Hearing what Wu Tuo said, Wu Xianxian threw a hemp towel over Wu Tuo's face, and shouted loudly: "Ms. Wu, I fucked your mother. Straight mother thief, you keep talking about military law. It seems that this afternoon It must have been intentional. I was taken off my pants in front of thousands of people, and we can't finish this matter."

This time Wu Xianxian was in a bad mood, and he used Wu Tuo for entertainment on weekdays.

Wu Tuo people are honest, and every time they encounter Wu Constitution's provocation, they will accept it.But at this moment, he suddenly jumped up, clenched his fists and shouted in a hoarse voice: "Wu... Constitution, it doesn't matter if you scold me or punish me, but you can't blame my mother, you, you, today...today..."

Wu Constitution: "How am I today?"

Wu Tuo: "You must apologize."

Wu Xianxian sneered: "What can I do with your mother, hehe, yes. But I forgot that you were conscripted into the Sizhou camp by General Wang when you were in Pukou. I heard that your mother was not bad. That’s right. Thinking about it, it’s now in the hands of the Jurchen, and it’s been ridden by thousands of people, even if I let Lao Tzu do it verbally, it doesn’t matter.”

"Wu Xianxian, I am your ancestor!" Wu Tuo finally erupted, his eyes were red, and he slapped him out.

He was tall and strong, and Wu Xianxian couldn't stand the slap when he pushed it out, so he pushed several steps in a row before standing still.

Immediately, he yelled: "It's against you!" He jumped up, squeezed his fists and hit Wu Tuo on the head.

After all, it was Ji Weiyou, Wu Tuo slapped him excitedly, but now he was afraid, and squatted down quickly, letting Wu Xianxian's fists rain down on him.

"Hehe, you really are a little lady, you bastard, you fucking dare to strike, why don't you dare to fight back. Fight back, you, get up, whether you are a man after all, fight back!" Wu Xianxian punched several times, but still didn't let go of his hatred.This surnamed Wu's body is really strong, after a blow, his hands and feet felt a little aching.

He picked up a wooden basin casually and was about to throw it at Wu Tuo's head.

At this time, suddenly, a sergeant jumped up and hugged Wu Xianxian: "Okay, after a day of training, are you tired?"

"Yes, yes, sleep, what's the trouble!" Several soldiers jumped up and grabbed Wu Xianxian's limbs: "Don't fight, don't fight!"

While shouting, they couldn't help but wink at Wu Tuo, indicating that Wu Constitution has been restrained by everyone, and if they want to take revenge, they can do it now.

"Let go, I'll let me go, motherfucker, what are you doing?" Wu Constitution was born as a hooligan, and he has a lot of experience in fighting people.The heart is clear, how can they not understand that they are pulling the fence.At the same time of being angry, he felt very nervous, and thought: What a pity, these bird people have turned against me since the last vacation, and today they must take this opportunity to deal with me.Damn, you hunt geese all day long, but now you are blinded by geese.

He felt cold and was afraid, but he saw that Wu Tuo didn't rush over, but leaned against the wall, wiping his tears with his hands.

Wu Xianxian laughed loudly: "Don't be so busy, hehe, you guys are willing to help, but the master doesn't have the guts. When you meet a cowardly little lady, you really misjudged the person. You have to talk to me Do it, just come straight, no matter how high you put it, I will eat it as high as you want."

Seeing that Wu Tuo didn't dare to make a move, everyone was dumbfounded.

Since everyone was on vacation that day, they disliked Wu Constitution, sympathized with Wu Tuo, and wanted to rectify it. Today is just the opportunity.But Wu Tuo was so cowardly, it was embarrassing.

It took a long time for everyone to let go of Wu Xianxian, and said in a low voice: "Everyone is a man who eats with a spoon, and there is no deep hatred, what about it?"

Wu Xianxian has already torn his face with everyone today, and he sneered ferociously: "Okay, okay, it's really brother Paoze, let's wait and see."

After finishing speaking, he spat a mouthful of saliva on Wu Tuo with a pooh sound: "Fight with Lao Tzu, you should be more tender!"

"Woo, woo!" The conch horn sounded.

Yue Yun ran in with two guards, one foot at a time, and shouted, "Urgently assemble, urgently assemble!"

"Ah!" The crowd, including Wu Tuo, who was crying in a low voice, jumped up subconsciously as if electrocuted, quickly put on his clothes, and then rushed out of the house with his weapon.

Ju Wuhe, the drums rang earth-shatteringly.

One sound, as if knocking into the heart of a person.

(End of this chapter)