Exploding favorite poisonous concubine: it is difficult for a black-bellied emperor to chase his wif

Chapter 383 It's Not Afraid of Kicking, It's Afraid of Hurt Your Feet
"You're stupid, your whole family are idiots!" Eggy rolled towards Jiang Tongtong, he wanted to kill this big villain who slandered him!

The corner of Jiang Yiyi's mouth twitched, scolding Tongtong's family, didn't he even scold her, and even called her stupid.

"Stupid, get the hell out of here, believe it or not, I'll kick you." Jiang Tongtong was forced by the egg to back up again and again, the egg shell was so hard that it hurt even to hit it.

"Kick me!" The person who spoke was Jiang Yiyi. Seeing that Jiang Tongtong hadn't stepped down, she simply walked over by herself, raised her foot at the egg and kicked it out.

The moment his foot landed on the eggshell, Jiang Yiyi regretted it. The pain in his foot was worse than kicking on a rock.

"Master." Jiang Tongtong hurriedly helped Jiang Yi to sit down, "Master, this egg is too hard, it hurts a lot when kicked."

Jiang Yiyi gasped in pain, "Then why didn't you say it earlier." She knew that the eggshell was hard, but she didn't expect it to be so hard, it hurt her to death.

"Didn't I hurry to talk about it when I didn't come?" Jiang Tongtong took off Jiang Yiyi's shoes, "Master's feet were too fast. Fortunately, the feet are not swollen."

At this time, the egg that was kicked away had already rolled back. He had just rolled in when he saw Jiang Tongtong take off Jiang Yiyi's shoes, and the egg bounced off the ground angrily, facing Jiang Tongtong's Head bumped.

Jiang Yi hurriedly pushed Jiang Tongtong out, and shouted loudly: "What are you doing?!"

"I, I'm going to kill him." Eggy circled on the ground, extremely aggrieved, "He took advantage of my master, girls' feet can't be shown to men casually." After finishing speaking, Eggy added domineeringly He said, "Just show me!!"

Jiang Yiyi lifted his bare foot and stepped on Dan, and Dan immediately stopped moving.

Such a big reaction?
Jiang Yiyi twitched the corners of her mouth, the things she stepped on were hot.

"Well, I really like master's feet, I want to be stepped on by the master every day." Eggy's idiot voice came from the eggshell, "When the master moves, Eggy wants to feel the master's love all over the body. love!"

The voice in Danli was sweet and soft, and she said shameless words innocently, "Dandan wants to warm the bed for the master, as long as the master is there, Dandan's body will be hot, and Dandan can roll off the master's neck." To the soles of the master's feet..."

Speaking of this, Eggy seemed to realize something suddenly, the joy in her voice disappeared, and she said in a regretful and sad voice: "It's a pity that the master's stomach is too big, bigger than Eggy, I'm afraid Eggy will be on the bed." Can't move."

Jiang Yiyi's face darkened immediately, and he said in a calm voice: "Feng Jue, do you know what you are talking about?" He thought she had a big belly, who made her belly big, he could say such things, Jiang Yiyi Angry and annoyed, she wanted to smash the phoenix egg under her feet.

"Feng, Fengjue..." The master was angry, Eggy was a little scared, and said in a trembling voice: "I, I am Dandan, not Fengjue!"

What the hell is Fengjue?It's too bad, causing the master to be so angry!
Eggy is very upset, he wants to make his master happy.

"Master, don't be angry, Eggy help master, I can help you flatten your big belly, just roll a few more times and it will be flat!" Eggy said seriously, "For the sake of master, I will help master to get up even if I don't sleep tonight. Flatten your belly!"

Eggy thought, the master should be happy now, he is a sensible egg.

"Get out!" Jiang Yiyi kicked the idiot out with his shoe.

She leaned on the chair and rubbed between her brows, Feng Jun didn't have a decline in IQ, he has no IQ at all now, Jiang Yiyi stroked his stomach, it contained a little guy, his son, and he actually wanted to get rid of him.

Jiang Tongtong squatted down and took off Jiang Yiyi's other shoe. It was just a little red and not swollen, but it definitely hurt. Jiang Tongtong wanted to give Jiang Yiyi some medicine, but Jiang Yiyi put his foot away. go back.

"There are no wounds, no swelling, no need to apply medicine." Jiang Yiyi put on her shoes, took two steps, and then stepped back. She looked at Jiang Tongtong and said, "Go and see how that idiot is doing." ?”

"Do you want to bring him back?" Jiang Tongtong asked.

"No, I'm going to rest, don't let him disturb me, watch his eggshell, don't break it."

Jiang Yiyi waved his hand, and Jiang Tongtong left.

It didn't take Jiang Tongtong any time to find the fiery red phoenix egg, because the egg was guarding outside the door. He knew that Jiang Yiyi was angry, and he didn't dare to go in. It was not because he was afraid of being kicked, but because he was afraid of hurting his master. foot.

Jiang Tongtong picked up the egg on the ground, but the egg didn't cooperate and shook it vigorously.

"If you keep shaking, I'll send you away." Jiang Tongtong didn't expect the idiot to understand, but Dan really calmed down.

He said pitifully: "Little brother, don't send me away, I want to guard my master."

"You, what did you call me?" Jiang Tongtong felt that he might have an auditory hallucination.

"Little brother, little brother." Eggy yelled twice, thought for a while and called again: "Little brother, I'll let you hug me, can you please stop sending me away?"

Although he didn't want to admit that the egg he was holding in his hand was Feng Jun, but the owner had personally confirmed that he was.

I can't believe he was called little brother by Feng Jun.

Jiang Tongtong was a little ecstatic, and Eggy called his little brother a few more times before he came back to his senses.

"Kid Dandan, don't you really know who you are?" Feng Jun claimed to be Dandan, it should be fine to call Dandan, Jiang Tongtong is a little nervous, don't jump up and hit his head.

There was a crisp laughter from the egg, and a cheerful voice came out from the egg, "I'm so happy, you are the first person to call me that, let me tell you."

Hearing the three words I told you, Jiang Tongtong became nervous at that time, is he going to say it?
Jiang Tongtong nodded, "Well, tell me quickly."

Eggy is serious and clear, saying word by word: "Eggy is Eggy!"

"Hehe." Jiang Tongtong laughed dryly twice, feeling the urge to throw the egg out of his hands, "I'll take you out of here first."

Dan didn't want to, and shouted: "I don't, I don't, I want to guard the master."

"It was your master who asked me to take you away." Jiang Tongtong left with his eggs in his arms. If Feng Jue remembered that he was so stupid in the future, would he kill someone to silence him?
"I'm not leaving, didn't you hear? I want to guard my master!" The egg was still roaring, and Jiang Tongtong wanted to shut his mouth, but his mouth was inside the eggshell, so it was a bit difficult to handle.

"Little Eggy, if you keep yelling, then I will have to send you away from the Demon Realm."

This sentence really worked, as soon as the words came out, the egg became quiet.

"I won't make trouble anymore, don't send me away, there is a pervert outside who wants to touch me." Eggy seemed to remember something unhappy, and the whole egg became depressed.

Hearing his aggrieved voice, Jiang Tongtong felt an inexplicable sense of guilt in his heart, did he bully the children.

"Eggy." Eggy hummed, and Jiang Tongtong stroked his eggshell, "I won't send you away, but if you let other women touch you, it's your fault. It's very wrong for you to do this. I'm sorry my master."

"I, I was wrong..." Hearing this voice, Jiang Tongtong felt that Dan was about to cry, so he quickly comforted him.

"Dandan, I'm not criticizing you, don't cry." Jiang Tongtong coaxed Dandan in his arms like a child, "Be good, don't be sad, no pervert will touch you in the future."

"You're talking nonsense." Dan burst into tears, "There's a pervert touching me right now."

Jiang Tongtong's hand stroking the eggshell froze, maintaining a movement, Jiang Tongtong looked down at his hand and said, "Are you talking about me?"

"Besides you touching me, who else is touching me?" Dandan sobbed, "You people know that I am the master's egg, and you still take advantage of me all day long."

Jiang Tongtong's face darkened, and he threw his egg in anger.

Dandan was frightened, but stopped crying, and said in disbelief, "You actually threw Dandan?"

Jiang Tongtong picked up the egg on the ground, "If you make trouble for no reason, I'll drop it again, but you won't break it anyway."

"You're bad, you're a bad kid." Eggy was very angry, and he wanted to go back and find Jiang Yiyi.

Jiang Tongtong really couldn't stand it anymore, he took a deep breath and said, "Eggy, I touched your shell, and we are all boys, do you understand what I mean? I'm not a pervert."

"You've already touched it, because you are my master's apprentice, I won't argue with you." Eggy shook her body, "But if you still feel sorry, just hug me to your master, I will Will appreciate it."

"No way." Jiang Tongtong hugged the egg and walked faster and faster, "It's your master's intention to let me take you away. If you don't want your master to be angry, you should follow me honestly."

Dan was silent, and after a while, he said: "I know the master is angry, so I want to go back to accompany the master."

Jiang Tongtong stopped, looked down at the egg in his arms, and said seriously: "Your master is pregnant with a baby and needs to rest, so you can't go back and disturb her, understand?"

Seeing Egg, Jiang Tongtong didn't speak for a long time, guessing that he didn't understand what he meant, so he didn't say anything, just carried Egg and continued walking.

Within two steps, there was a crying sound from the egg, crying very sadly, the child's voice in the egg, crying twitching, "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Forget it, you smashed me."

When Jiang Tongtong heard this, he couldn't laugh or cry, Feng Jun actually got jealous with his own child.

"Eggy is so sad, her heart is about to break, her shell is about to break."

"Are you going to break the shell?" Jiang Tongtong looked down at the egg in his arms, "There is not even a slit, are you going to explode suddenly?" He was wondering if he should put the egg on his hand. On the ground, but the voice in the egg cried very sadly, and he couldn't bear it.

At this moment, Danli suddenly became quiet, and Jiang Tongtong's whole body tensed up. The calm before the storm might really explode.

"Little brother." A soft voice sounded in the egg, and Jiang Tongtong's tense strings relaxed, and he replied: "What's wrong?"

"Smash me, hit me hard, I want to break out of the shell and find the master." Eggy is very serious, he figured it out, this look has no nose, no eyes, no hands and feet, if he wants to be favored by the master, he must first Be personal.

"Little brother, hurry up!" Eggy urged, "I can't wait."

Uh, this is really a tricky task. Jiang Tongtong is very embarrassed. The owner deliberately confessed that the egg was broken, but the egg asked him to help break the shell. Who should he listen to.

"Little brother, please help me, I beg you." The voice in the egg said childishly: "Little brother, the only person who can help me is you, please help me."

The voice was too soft and cute, and very pitiful, Jiang Tongtong felt that if he didn't agree to help, he was an animal.

He hesitated and said, "Will you die if I break the shell forcibly for you?"

"No way." Eggy didn't know, he had no experience.

"If you answer me like that, I dare not help you." Jiang Tongtong hugged the egg and sat down on a stone by the side of the road, "If you die, I can't explain to my master, and I can't talk to fans. Linglong explained."

"What is Fen Linglong, why does he want to meddle in my business, you don't care about him."

Jiang Tongtong looked at Phoenix Egg with complicated eyes, thought for a while and felt normal, "You don't even remember who my master is, it would be strange if you remembered Fen Linglong, but he is not a thing, he is a person, so It’s not accurate to say, he is a phoenix like you, a pink phoenix.”

"I don't care what he is, little brother, just help me, I want to break the shell, I remember who your master is, she is my master, I want to break the shell just for the sake of the master, she won't blame you, you Just break me open." The soft voice made Jiang Tongtong's heart soften.

But he still can't help with this job. A beast is a beast. He has thought about it seriously. If the eggshell is broken, it's fine if there is a human inside.

"Little Dandan, I really can't help you." Jiang Tongtong felt sorry for Dandan, he softened his voice and comforted: "Don't be sad, even if you are Dandan, my master also likes you."

Eggy cried, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo .”

Jiang Tongtong was very speechless, the baby is obviously your son, why are you a father and your son arguing for favor, Jiang Tongtong was out of breath when he heard the child's voice in the egg, he must not accept that he has a Son fact.

Because Eggy is just a child.

Jiang Tongtong has a big head, he doesn't know how to comfort Dandan.

"Little brother, can't you really help me smash the eggs?" Eggy asked, sniffling.

"No, I'm afraid that if I knock you away, you'll die." Jiang Tongtong answered seriously, Eggy could tell that the little brother really didn't want to help him, and it was useless for him to continue crying .

Eggy sniffled, "Then you can take me back to the master's head office."

"No, Master needs to rest, you can't disturb her." Master has not rested for several days.

"Then I won't disturb the master's rest, you put me on her bed, and I will stay quietly."

Jiang Tongtong still shook his head, "It still doesn't work, Master can't sleep well with you here." He remembered that a certain egg said that he wanted to flatten Master's stomach.

"Why not, I'm just an egg, and I won't quarrel with my master." Eggy said pitifully, "I just want to be next to my master, otherwise I always feel that something is missing in my heart."

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