husband from hell

Chapter 262 Bullying the Elderly
But the most important thing right now is...

"Congratulations, get out of here quickly, let Cheng Ke see you staying here, and you must kill me."

"It's okay, I'm already dead." Congratulations moved forward: "Sister, do you want me to wipe your back?"

As he said that, he rolled up his sleeves and made a gesture to grab a bath towel: "Don't look at me as a skinny person with thin arms, I'm pretty good at taking a bath. If you don't mind, I can also give you a set of cupping..."

Who knows that the words of congratulations have not been finished yet, that thin body seemed to be lifted by an invisible hand, and with a "swoosh", it was dragged heavily through the wall, without passing Two seconds later, there was a shrill scream in the living room.

I sighed and quickly got out of the bathtub. It's so early in the morning that I can't worry about taking a bath.

When I picked up the bath towel and wiped my body, I suddenly remembered, did Calamus know about Mr. Deng yesterday?Is Mr. Deng still in her hands, or was he really robbed by someone?

Things are a bit contradictory...

Could it be that Calamus also knew that Mr. Deng had an accident with him and was unable to recover, so he pushed the boat along and called Cheng Ke over?
What is this move called?Stretch your legs first if you break the table.

If Mr. Deng was really robbed, then who did it this time to put Mr. Deng in full view?
There is no news about grandpa and second grandpa, old man Shu Yezi and old lady Liu.

Maybe going to Jinyuli this time can be a turning point.

While thinking about it, he put on his underwear, but for some reason, the hooks of the underwear just couldn't be hooked up. It took a lot of effort from the boss, and suddenly there was a cold behind him, and the buttons of the underwear had already been buttoned.

Looking back, it was naturally Cheng Ke who came uninvited, looking at me with big dark peach blossom eyes, with a calm expression: "Next time I take a bath alone, if you see something, call me."

"understood."

His eyes scanned me from top to bottom, and he was infected with something inexplicable, but he turned his head reluctantly, his Adam's apple rolled sexyly, as if he was suppressing something, Qing Yue The voice was a little heavy: "Go out to eat."

Will it be tiring to always be patient and restrained like this?I sneaked my hand into his clothes from behind him, and slid it from top to bottom. The tentacles were cool and firm, with slightly concave and convex muscle textures, really like a living person.

Sure enough, when he was poking into his pants, he heard his gasp.

It finally seemed like I couldn't bear it anymore.

But when he turned around and was about to reach out to me, I quickly put on my clothes and ran out.

"Lu! Buckwheat!"

I pretended not to hear, sat at the dining table, took a bowl and sipped soup.

It's really fun to watch him step out of the bathroom step by step with big peach blossom eyes that are slightly stained red, his whole body looks like a cat with fur.

"Elder Sister," Congratulations came out from under the dining table, apparently from a beating, his forehead was slightly pierced, and he looked miserable: "When are you going to Jinyuli? I look like this, you probably have to carry me behind your back." go."

"Yes." I thought for a while and asked, "By the way, where was the ghost raiser who beat you last time? Has it appeared recently?"

After hearing about this incident, Congratulations immediately regained his spirits: "No! I don't know where I went. Eldest sister, if you really run into them, you can help me to uphold justice! This is a challenge to you Authority, uncle can bear it, aunt can't bear it!"

"Didn't you go to middle school? Where did you learn all the knowledge!" Earrings also came out of the guest room staggeringly, and came to eat with her face without washing her face: "It's called wet and unbearable. "

I rolled my eyes and continued to drink the soup: "Earring, haven't you been in Yuning all the time? Yuning is more powerful, which family of ghost raisers are they?"

"Our Liu family is making a lot of noise! ​​Go out and inquire about it!" When Earring heard this, he suddenly became energetic: "My aunt is a famous figure in Yuning, who doesn't know? That guy, as long as he is a ghost raiser, who doesn't?" I know Liu Juhua's name..."

"I know about your family." I put down the bowl, and then asked, "Who else is there besides Mrs. Liu?"

"There is also Gong Beibei's family, but you know their family, so I won't say more." The earrings touched his chin, which was a little blue and had not had time to shave, and then said: "There is also Wei Jiu. Lord, their Wei family has been very popular recently, and there is also the Du family in Xichuan."

All acquaintances.

I also know about the Du family, when they hooked up with Ah Jiu back then, they broke a wrist.

"Why are you asking this?"

"Those people are recruiting relatives by martial arts in Jinyuli...No..." I paused: "Mr. Deng is recruited by martial arts."

"Mr. Deng?" The ear studs suddenly became more energetic: "Then there is news about Mr. Deng?"

"It's a fierce battle right now," I said, "Congratulations, you've come to report, saying it's a fight."

"Then Brother Weilan and Gong Beibei should know something inside!" Earring said hurriedly, "Why didn't they call us!"

"That's true..." I thought for a while, and said, "Could it be that Gong Beibei was locked up at home, accompanied by the noisy Luo Weilan, and the two of them didn't hear anything out of the window?"

"Oh..." The earrings showed a look of fascination: "Isn't it... like a honeymoon?"

At this time, the phone rang in good time. I picked it up and checked, and sure enough, it said Cao Cao Cao Cao arrived, and it was Luo Weilan's call.Pick it up quickly: "Luo Weilan?"

"Where are you now?"

Luo Weilan's voice is a bit similar to Cheng Ke's, and it's also nice, but it's much warmer, but this time, the voice is a little hurried.

I hurriedly replied: "At home, what's the matter?"

"I'm here to pick you up now, the real Mr. Deng is gone!"

I hurriedly agreed, went back to the house to tidy up, and suddenly remembered that the matter was originally caused for longevity. As the rightful owner of longevity, it is obviously inappropriate for me to make a high-profile public appearance at this time.

He quickly found a mask, sunglasses and a hat from the closet, and wrapped himself up tightly, like a wanted criminal.

Cheng Ke appeared in Jin Yuli last time, and it was so eye-catching. He pulled him over and was also armed. Cheng Ke was obviously still worried about what happened just now, and let me knead him, just keeping a straight face. As I was talking, I had a bad taste, and I reached into my clothes again to touch him, but his hand was balled up by him. He raised his brows and threatened coldly: "Come back and clean you up."

After getting dressed, Luo Weilan's car arrived. He was stunned at first when he saw my inscrutable attire, and then he seemed to understand. The few of us got into the car, and I hurriedly asked: "How is Jinyuli now? ?”

"Four words." Luo Weilan said, "The chicken is flying like a dog."

"This..." In fact, I know it after thinking about it.

"Where's Gong Beibei?" Earring looked around and said, "She likes to join in the fun so much, why didn't I see her this time?"

"Don't mention it," Luo Weilan was a little embarrassed: "I'm still squatting at home, I can't say anything."

In this case, there is nothing to ask.

The car drove fast all the way, and drove all the way to Jinyuli in the cold wind of early winter.

I just entered Jinyuli, and I just felt that the long and narrow street was in a mess, with cabbages, banana peels all over the floor, and a ghost keeper was holding a styrofoam box and asked us if we could buy it. Buy bean paste dumplings made of glutinous rice planted in the shady soil of the tomb circle.

Luo Weilan asked casually: "How is it now?"

"It's busy!" The ghost raiser who sold rice dumplings hurriedly said, "I can reserve a good seat for you, and I'll make sure you know everything!"

As he spoke, he twirled the thumb and index finger of his left hand, signaling for votes.

This guy really is full of gongs, drums and firecrackers. For Mr. Deng, he can support snack vendors and scalpers.

Luo Weilan is rich and powerful, so he stuffed the money at that time, and the ghost raiser was very satisfied, and also gave each of us a rice dumpling as a gift, all of which were accepted by earrings and congratulations.

When we arrived at the place, the location was indeed perfect. It was the side entrance of the teahouse where Mr. Deng was located. The location was hidden, but we could see it clearly.

The teahouse was bustling with many ghost raisers, it was very lively, everyone stretched their white necks, like geese about to go down the river.

And Mr. Deng actually sat in the lobby of the tea house calmly, with a compassionate smile on his face, and his fat body was completely unmoved, only occasionally raising his sleeves to chew on the meat that never left his hands. .

I suddenly understood why Mr. Deng insisted on going to Kunlun Mountains to study art. This kind of appetite, let alone the disaster period, even in the rapid economic development now, with a family like Mr. Deng, ordinary families still have headaches .

Because Jinyuli's own geographical location is narrow, this teahouse is already a spacious place, but now it is crowded because of the large number of people.

Next to us, there are a few ghost raisers who bought scalper tickets like us. They are watching Mr. Deng like a national treasure. , who can have such a big face, can invite Mr. Deng back?"

"It's hard to say," a slender, pockmarked man said in a low voice, "It is said that only by inviting Mr. Deng can we obtain longevity, so every family must have worked hard! That is longevity, not to mention death." Personally, even if you lose your children and grandchildren, it is worth it."

"Anyway, if you have longevity, you can live forever like Wei Changsheng. It's meaningless to want the offspring of that bird feather." The ghost raiser who asked the question said with a smile: "It's worth it anyway."

longevity...

"But I'm a little puzzled," someone said in a low voice, "Isn't the immortality on Lu Qiao who defeated Wei Changsheng? What does it have to do with this fat thief? Why is there immortality with him?"

"I heard that Lu Qiao, who is carrying Changsheng now, doesn't want to live forever anymore, he just wants to take it out, and the only person in the world who can take out Changsheng is Mr. Deng." "So as long as Mr. Deng can be invited, that Lu Qiao will definitely come to him, and if Changsheng is taken, won't it be a matter of course?"

"It's really weird." Someone said, "Is there anyone who doesn't want to live forever?"

"There are all kinds of miscellaneous things in the world, and there are all kinds of wonders." Mazi said leisurely, "There is no way for a person to be stupid. For such a person, it would be a waste of money to live forever on her."

Even through so many concealments, I could tell that Cheng Ke was not very happy, so I hurriedly pressed his hand down, but I was very unconvinced when I was scolded, and sneaked towards the two people's backs Blowing air inside, after a short while, the two people who were arguing complained of backaches, supported their waists and groaned, and had no time to discuss.

At this time, a person squeezed out from the crowd and smiled slightly at Mr. Deng: "Mr. Deng, our Gong family in Xichuan also has a little business in Yuning. I heard that you are in trouble and need a shelter." In this place, the door of our Gong family is open for you at any time! Please move over there, we will guarantee your safety!"

The Gong family...that's Gong Beibei's family, and they really don't want to miss this excitement.

Originally, several ghost raisers were eager to try and wanted to come forward to invite them, but when they saw that the other party was a stubborn stubble, they couldn't help but softened.

Seeing this, the people from the Gong family smiled more confidently: "We will never let anyone hurt you..."

"Actually, at this time, if anyone wants to invite Mr. Deng, it will be tantamount to setting themselves on fire." I couldn't help asking Cheng Ke in a low voice: "Why are they still willing to fight for this trouble? Are they not afraid of death?"

"This is considered a big gamble. If you win the gamble, you don't have to die." Cheng Ke said calmly, "Greedy."

"The prosperity of the world is all for profit, and the hustle and bustle of the world is for profit." Luo Weilan also sighed: "Beibei's family is also like this."

Mr. Deng smiled slightly and narrowed his eyes: "I see, you are quite sincere..."

Of course the Gong family was happier, but the good times didn’t last long. Before Mr. Deng finished speaking, an old man suddenly bent over and walked over from one side: "Nowadays, there are too many people who covet longevity. The old man advises you The Gong family said, there is no diamond, so don’t do porcelain work, and you won’t know how you will die when the time comes.”

"Fifth Uncle?" Earring's eyes straightened: "It... unexpectedly shocked my Fifth Uncle!"

Undoubtedly, the ear studs and the Liu family also came to join in the fun.

It's just a headache.

"You can't say that." Seeing this uninvited guest, the Gong family still looked quite calm: "Our Gong family is in the prime of life after all, and your Liu family is all sixty-sixty old people. I'm not afraid of anything else, but I'm just afraid that you can't do what you want what."

In fact, fat people don't like to hear fat, and short people don't like to hear files. Of course, this old man doesn't like to hear such words. The man who was called the fifth uncle by the earrings naturally had a serious face and threw his long gray beard to his shoulders. Behind him, he said in a deep voice, "Why don't you make two gestures?"

"Fair and open, everyone depends on their ability." The Gong family still said leisurely: "The big guy heard it, it was Liu Wuye who insisted on doing it, don't say that our Gong family bullies the elderly."

(End of this chapter)