husband from hell

Chapter 280
"What is this?" Congratulations rushed over, stared at the statue and said, "Big brother-in-law? Oh my god, I didn't expect my big brother-in-law to be a ghost, and was worshiped as a god, and was blackened by incense, really A hero among ghosts."

"It wasn't smoked by incense." I hugged the statue, feeling rather dissatisfied. It took so much effort to rescue the statue, and Wei Qiancheng even pretended to be dead, but the statue turned out to be like garbage It's really uncomfortable to be left here.

Cheng Ke stared at the statue, as if he had already seen what I was thinking, and said, "I didn't care about it at the time."

Is it an explanation?

But for Cheng Ke, such a sentence is enough to show his patience.

"It's not lost anyway." I raised my sleeves, carefully wiped the black ash on the statue's face, and said, "Just get it back, let's go find the Ancient Cat God..."

Touching the beautiful facial lines of the idol, I immediately remembered that when I first saw it, it was also because I touched the face of this idol... so many things started from here, so it was burned by fire, and I was reluctant.

Even though, like Cheng Ke, it is just a dead thing.

"Sister, this thing is too heavy, give it to me!" Congratulations took the statue from my hand and carried it on his back, and said triumphantly, "Look, Sister, do I look like Xuanwu?"

"It's not a turtle shell."

"Xuanwu's body is not a tortoise shell, it's a xuanwu shell, does Xuanwu know..." Congratulations just talked to me, not paying attention to the fact that the snow under his feet was melted by the ice and then froze into ice again. It fell straight away and fell a long way.

Then, with a "pop", the idol that had been burned by the fire was thrown high and fell to the ground, and the wood made a very ominous crisp sound.

"It's broken..." Congratulations hurried over and hugged the statue, but when he hugged it, the base of the statue shattered, and scattered pieces of wood fell down.

"It's really broken..." My heart suddenly shrank, and I have to say, I was a little sad.

"Sister, I'm sorry..." Zhu He turned his face away with a look of panic: "I... I didn't mean to..."

"I know." Jumping off Cheng Ke's back, he limped over and brought the statue over: "It's broken... there's nothing I can do about it, I'll think about it, can I fix it..."

Cheng Ke squatted down with his long legs: "Is that thing so important to you?"

"Of course it's important, this is..." I shook the statue and was about to speak when something suddenly fell from the statue. I lowered my head and was stunned: "This is..."

It was black, long and dense, and it was a bunch of hair, scattered on the ice surface, emitting a cold light...

"This..." Congratulations clapped his hands suddenly, and said as if his eyes were wide open: "I know, it turns out that the statue of the elder brother-in-law is a spirit statue!"

"Spirit image?" I hurriedly asked, "What is that?"

"It is to use a part of the human body, store it in the statue, to bear the incense, and to keep the soul!" Congratulations hurriedly said: "Generally speaking, it is used for..."

Having said that, Congratulations looked at Cheng Ke with admiration: "Those who suppress the kind of ghosts that cannot be suppressed, use incense to worship the ghosts, so that the ghosts can dissipate their hostility and don't reappear to harm others. There should be a seal on the statue, but I didn't see it from the statue of the big brother-in-law... Big brother-in-law, what's going on here?"

Could it be that the seal he was talking about was the dirty thing I picked out when I wiped the statue last time?
It was because of picking that thing off that Cheng Ke got entangled!
Cheng Ke glanced at me and obviously remembered it, but he was probably afraid that I would use it as a "rescue" and "repayment" or something, so he just stuck his neck and said, "I don't know."

The mouth is not the heart.

"I said big brother-in-law!" Congratulations was not particularly obsessed with the seal, but looked at Cheng Ke with special admiration: "How did you make such a fuss at that time, I also want to feel this kind of honor! Thinking about it, I feel weird Save face! If I also have a ghost image in the future, and eat incense every day, who would eat such unnutritious things as hair..."

I didn't care about congratulations and what to say, my heart was completely occupied by those hairs, and my chest was jumping like a rabbit on stimulants: "Cheng Ke, this is your hair, right? Then...then Can we continue to live?"

Cheng Ke nodded and said, "Yes."

Although the body was still not found in the end, luckily, no matter how bad my luck was, God treated me kindly after all. It just so happened that there was no other object of Cheng Ke in the Jiling Statue, but hair!
I really want to know who the person who built the small temple for Cheng Ke is, I really want to thank him face to face!
Holding that handful of hair in his hand, he felt that it was cool and smooth to the touch, as if the hair had grown on a living person.

"Elder Sister, we can catch up now!" Congratulations were cheering: "Elder Sister can continue to live after taking out her immortality!"

"That's it!"

Holding that hair in my hands, I almost want to jump up, such a long, so long nightmare is finally coming to an end!

It's a pity that I can't jump up to express my feelings because I'm crippled now.

Looking back at Cheng Ke, I didn't see why he was happy. I saw his big clear peach blossom eyes still looking at the small temple that had been burned into ruins.

It didn't seem like nostalgia or regret, he just watched quietly, without showing any emotion.

I tugged at him: "Are you reluctant to part with that small temple? Or, let's go back and rebuild that small temple, so that the small temple is still the same as before? I took a look, and the statue should still be repairable." Yes, we can find a good craftsman, and then..."

Looking for Miaozhu again?No... I can't find it anymore, Ancient God Mao, after experiencing these unpleasant memories, he probably doesn't want to come back here anymore, right?

A human heart is not a god, once it is broken, it can never be repaired again.

Cheng Ke didn't say anything, just stretched out his hand to touch my head, and said in a clear voice, "Go back."

I nodded vigorously: "Okay."

And the dense cloud in the sky parted at this time, revealing a bright red sun that was sinking.

The slanting sunlight shone down, and it looked particularly beautiful in the ice and snow.

A new life is about to begin.

Cheng Ke's side face is against the sunlight, it looks as if it was painted.

I thought about it, but still didn't ask, who did Cheng Ke think about giving the longevity after taking it out.

There are too many people staring at Changsheng, no matter how you think about it, it is thrilling.

"La la la, little boy, Xiao Erlang, carrying a schoolbag to school..." Congratulations sang a song with a different tune, and walked in front of us with twists and turns. His worn school uniform made him look like he just came from school. back to school.

Why... so like a family of three?
I looked at Cheng Ke, wanting to laugh inexplicably.

Although we, without this opportunity, pick up the children and go home.

When we arrived at the villa, my grandpa seemed to be going crazy, and he was walking around in the living room, while Mr. Deng was leisurely eating sunflower seeds while nagging at his grandpa: "Take your time and grind, don't turn around and rub the floor tiles bald. You rural roe deer can't afford it."

"You and I came from the same village, and you still call me a roe deer?" Grandpa was in a bad mood, and it was just when he caught someone: "What's the matter, Kunlun Mountain has been plated with gold, and you are the mountain?" There is a roe."

"Hey hey." Mr. Deng pouted his chubby face and smiled moistly: "Mountain roe deer is also smarter than soil roe deer. I advise you, sometimes you have to have a hit, and don't force it when you have a hit."

"You..." Grandpa was about to refute Mr. Deng, but when he saw us back, he was naturally surprised and happy: "Oh, you're back? Did you find your hair?"

"I found it." I took out my hair and put it in front of Mr. Deng: "Is it okay?"

"Oh, I just said that they naturally have their own abilities, and their children and grandchildren have their own blessings. Eating salty radish is nothing to worry about." Mr. Deng stroked his shiny black hair, narrowed his little eyes and said, "This time , things are very difficult?"

"Anyway..." I twitched the corner of my mouth: "It's not too easy."

"It's good that you're fine, Lu Qiao, you've made it through!" Grandpa was as happy as a child. As soon as he came over, he saw the blood on my leg, and his smile froze: "This is ……this is……"

"It's okay, it's just a little skin trauma." I said, "It doesn't matter, the fifth day of the lunar new year is coming, what else do I have to prepare?"

"It's nothing special," said grandpa, "I was anxious when you were not at home for a couple of days, but I needed to do something more because of this anxiety, otherwise I couldn't bear it! So, taking advantage of this time, I put The life extension and the things for the ghost marriage are all set up for you! Let's go..."

Grandpa was so excited when he saw the hair, he pulled me inside and said, "Let's go and have a look at that thing, I hope you like it!"

I glanced at Cheng Ke, and Cheng Ke nodded.

Congratulations is a lively person, so he quickly followed and said excitedly: "Is the dowry for the eldest sister? I'll go and see it too!"

I followed my grandpa, and when my grandpa opened the door, I saw the golden light inside, blinding people's eyes.

"Wow!" Congratulations called out first: "Isn't this too luxurious?"

Inside, there are all kinds of golden paper products, cash cows, banknotes, small mansions, small paper cars, and even various electronic products, all of which are exquisitely crafted like the real thing.

Congratulations obviously liked it very much, rushed over and fumbled everywhere: "Tsk tsk tsk, I like this iPad, big sister, I can get it in the elevator to pretend to be cool, ah, this phone is also good, it is the latest model!"

"Grandpa," I turned my head to look at Grandpa, "I'm not dead, why did you make so many things, I can't enjoy them even if I burn them?"

"Oh, bah, bah, bah, in front of an old man like me, you can say that you can't die, but, what's the point of getting married, grandpa definitely can't treat my granddaughter badly!" Grandpa pointed and said: "I heard Now, everyone has to prepare all kinds of styles, otherwise it will make people laugh, and there is not much money, even if it is dry-fired, the flames must be bigger than others, and they cannot be compared with others!"

Even if I know what my grandfather did before, but now he treats me with the kind of gentleness and love that an elder can only have for a junior.

That kind of gentleness and love makes people feel sour and sweet: "Thank you, grandpa."

"Suddenly, why are you being polite to grandpa!" Grandpa waved his hand and said, "We in Tanshen Town don't pay attention to thank you, if you thank me, the relationship will be far away!"

"Fuck, Lu Qiao, are you back?"

I turned around and saw the earrings sticking out of the door. It hadn't been washed for a few days, and the shaggy head said, "Damn chicken, I miss you to death, come and hug me, celebrate you I can live again..."

As he said that, he really stretched out his arms like reed sticks, and was about to surround me.

"Go, go, go," I pushed his big head out first: "Where it's cool, stay there."

"You make me so sad!" Earring pursed his lips, and replied with a weird face: "You are not here for a few days, and I am worried every day, and I can't sleep or eat..."

"Brother Earring is telling the truth." Congratulations hurriedly said: "The snacks bought by Gong Beibei were eaten by Brother Earring until there was not even a crumb left. It's really disturbing."

"Don't mention Gong Beibei!" Earring seemed to be furious when he heard the name: "You said, at any rate, it can be regarded as coming to their house, and it's fine if you don't do what the landlord wants, all day long They don’t come out to show their faces, they don’t cook, it’s as if we are kings for no reason, how can we have this kind of hospitality!”

"You're almost there!" Grandpa couldn't listen anymore: "After eating other people's crabs, you won't accept it after digesting it? You don't appreciate such a big villa for you to live in, and you can still pick faults and insert dentures." You are a white-eyed wolf."

"That's right, if it wasn't for Gong Beibei, we would now..." I suddenly realized: "What are you talking about? Gong Beibei hasn't shown her face these days? She has been hiding in the room? Is it uncomfortable or something?"

"Who knows?" Earrings stretched out their little fingernails and said while picking their teeth: "Luo Weilan and Luo Weilan used this period of time as their honeymoon, but it's strange to say that they are probably going to cultivate immortals, and they haven't seen each other for a few days. What, we all order takeaway, it’s too bitter! Didn’t I say you’re back? Hurry up to the kitchen to fry two dishes, and get some hot food for us gentlemen.”

I ignored the earrings, turned around to read the handrail of the stairs, and limped towards Gong Beibei's room.

"Eldest sister, what's the matter?" Congratulations chased after him: "Brother Ear Studs saw you leave, afraid that you would get angry, his face turned yellow."

"Why are you angry, isn't he always like this!" I said, "I just feel that there is something wrong with Luo Weilan and Gong Beibei, why can they stay in the house for several days without eating or drinking?"

As I said that, I was already upstairs, I knocked on the door, and Luo Weilan's voice first came from inside: "Who?"

"I'm Luqiao." I replied, "I heard that Beibei is not feeling well, so I'll come over and take a look."

Luo Weilan fell silent.

I went out suddenly and came back suddenly, and he didn't ask a word.

After a long while, Gong Beibei's voice sounded sleepy: "Lu Qiao? I'm fine, but I'm too sleepy. After a while, I'll finish this dream and go find you, ah..."

It sounded like he fell asleep again.

Strange……

But if I asked any more, it would seem that I had too much to do, so I had no choice but to turn around and go downstairs, but after thinking about it, I turned back and said, "I'm going to cook, do you two eat?"

Luo Weilan's voice replied: "Look at Beibei's situation, thank you for your concern."

Do you really want to eat fireworks?

When Luo Weilan came back from the ghost gate this time, something was wrong, but because she hadn't seen her face several times, she still couldn't tell what was wrong.

No matter what, this villa is now nothing more than a dragon's pond and a tiger's lair. Any monsters and ghosts may surface when they are taking immortality. It is always right to be more careful.

After going downstairs, the ear studs came over after being very flattering: "Don't be angry..."

"I'm not angry." I looked at the earrings and said, "Did your aunt give you any news?"

Earrings shook his head and looked at me cautiously: "It's been so long, you still don't believe me?"

"People's hearts are separated by the belly, who knows what color your heart is, maybe the Kunlun Raven came to look for you last time." I was used to joking with the earrings, so I reached out and poked him twice on the stomach. Thinking of such a poke, the earrings tilted their heads, and ran to the bathroom as if vomiting.

I was taken aback: "My subordinates are not heavy!"

"Who knows." Congratulations was afraid that it would be difficult for me to leave, so he came to help me: "Maybe he is pregnant and sick."

Pregnant……

"Lu Qiao, come here!" When Mr. Deng heard me coming downstairs, he raised his hand and called me. There was a pile of flesh on his fat neck, and he seemed to be struggling to turn his head, so he simply didn't turn his head at all.

I hurried over: "Mr. Deng, what's the matter?"

"You only have Cheng Ke's hair, but you don't have yours!" Mr. Deng said, "Take it out."

"How many?"

"A pinch."

With that said, Mr. Deng brought over all the scissors.

I took it and cut it out. When I saw the scissors, I remembered what Congratulations told me before. The two of them discussed and said that they should use the tip of the scissors to point at my pillow. One was particular about something, so he asked casually: "Mr. Deng, I heard that scissors can ward off evil spirits!"

"Well, that's the way it is." Mr. Deng put my hair and Cheng Ke's hair together, and the fingers as thick as ham sausage wrapped the hair in his hands and weaved it in such a way that it seemed particularly dexterous: " It can also block evil spirits, dispel hostility, and test all spirits."

"That's great!" I took the opportunity to say: "It must be a good sign to leave the scissors on the spot when the life is renewed."

"That's not..." Mr. Deng smiled slightly, before he was about to speak, he suddenly seemed to realize something, and stopped the conversation: "That must be a good sign."

"Good omens also have direction," the earrings came out of the bathroom at this moment, his face was pale, and he wiped the water stains from his mouth, but he interjected, "When you get married, if you put the scissors in the bedroom, the tip of the knife can only Facing the outside of the window, you must not face the bed, otherwise, the husband and wife will definitely fall apart because of the power of tongue, a good word will warm the winter, and a bad word will hurt the June cold, and it will be easy to turn against each other, which is very unlucky."

"Little monkey, how long ago did you pay attention to it? It's out of date, so don't pay attention to him." Mr. Deng didn't expect the earrings to come out at this time, and hurriedly scolded him.

"What?" Earring scratched his shaggy head: "Is there still such a thing as outdated?"

Grandpa specifically asked to put the scissors, so that's what it meant.No wonder Cheng Ke said that as long as you believe in him, it's nothing.

I pretended I didn't know anything, and after a haha ​​I got away with it: "Earring studs, you are so ignorant, follow the old man Zhang Zhang to learn more."

"It's easy to talk about." Mr. Deng put my hair and Cheng Ke's hair together, and weaved them into two hair figurines, with a head and limbs, and they were vivid.

The earrings and congratulations were all amazed when they saw Mr. Deng's craftsmanship, and they leaned over to see the old sugar blower when we were young.

Now everything is finally complete, and everything that needs to be prepared has been prepared, but a new round of worry has emerged, that is... what will happen when the longevity is taken out.

I can't help it, I'm a little worried about Cheng Ke.

But when I looked around, I didn't see Cheng Ke. I didn't know where I went. Maybe I would set up another formation like the bell last time to guard the door. I didn't think much about it, so I went back to the room and planned to take a bath.

The wound on the leg didn't break at all when it was pressed at first, but then somehow a layer of scab formed behind me, probably not easy to touch the water.

Just when the wound was carefully wrapped, and when he was about to take a shower, Cheng Ke's voice suddenly sounded behind him: "I'll wash it for you."

"Eh?" I turned my head and saw his slender fingers unbuttoning the shirt under his slender neck in a very elegant posture. That movement, besides being elegant, was actually... pretty sexy.

I swallowed my saliva uselessly, and Cheng Ke's big peach eyes glanced at me. I quickly pretended that nothing happened, turned my head back, and cursed myself for not seeing the world.

The face is a little hot.

"Come here." Before I could react, Cheng Ke's cool hand was already on my shoulder: "How do I wash my back?"

"I'll do it myself!" I quickly wanted to take Cheng Ke's hand away, but when I touched Cheng Ke, I felt that Cheng Ke trembled slightly.

Turning around, I saw Cheng Ke's fair and thin shoulders, and the huge, deep hole hooked out by the black iron hook!
The hole was the same as the last time I saw it, without any change at all. Although the rest of Cheng Ke's body had recovered to a great extent and nothing could be seen, it made the hole even more shocking.

My heart suddenly ached: "Why is this hole still not healed?"

"It's not so easy when you're not here." Cheng Ke said as a matter of course: "Only you can fill this hole."

As he spoke, he lowered his head slightly, and his pleasant voice rang in my ear: "Continue with the things that didn't end last time."

(End of this chapter)