husband from hell

Chapter 283
"Mirror?"

I lowered my head and looked into the small mirror, where many Kongming lanterns were reflected, deep and far away, flickering, looking very beautiful: "This is..."

Before I finished speaking, I saw it. Why, this mirror only reflected the lamp, but not me?
What Mr. Deng said just now was that he saw something strange. Is this considered?

I quickly raised my head and said, "There is no longer me in the mirror..."

"Chi..." Mr. Deng didn't answer, just raised his hand, picked up the charm with our birthdays written on it, and tapped it between me and Cheng Ke's mirror, and flames shot up like firecrackers Like the core, it ignited the fire.

"go!"

I just felt that Mr. Deng's big warm hand slapped the back of my head all at once, as if my whole body had been shot with ecstasy, and I couldn't help feeling dizzy, as if my whole soul had been shot out up.

But my soul is so tightly suppressed by longevity, I probably can't drive it out.

When I came back to my senses and opened my eyes, I felt that the place in front of me seemed to have changed.

The stars and Kongming lanterns are all gone, everything is dark, and when I turn my head, I find that Cheng Ke beside me is gone!
Sure enough, it's not that simple to change one's life. Could it be that grandpa discussed something with Mr. Deng to cheat me at this time?I don't know anything about life extension. Of course, it's because of the knife and I'm the fish. No matter what the tricks are, it must be impossible to guard against!

Now it's all good, if something happens, who will cry to!
"Cheng Ke..." With the last remaining ray of hope: "Cheng Ke?"

No one responded to me.

I slowly went from "not daring to panic" to completely "panicking", turned around and got off the "joint bed", by the way, the "joint bed" was still there, just like the time in the hospital, Nothing has changed, only people are gone...

The last time it was because of the yin and yang communication with the yin difference, so this time, is it the same as last time...

"This is the third time." Sure enough, it was the familiar cool voice again: "I've been an undercover agent for so many years, and it's the first time I've met a living person who couldn't be seduced in such a short period of time. So many times."

"Hehehe..." I twisted my neck stiffly: "Master Yin, long time no see, what a coincidence..."

Sure enough, when I looked back, that errand was still the same as every time I saw him, tilting his neck slightly, and winking at me: "Coincident? I think you are so tricky!"

"I'm overwhelmed, I'm overwhelmed." I said embarrassingly, "Master Yin is here this time to save my life?"

"Of course." The clerk took out a piece of paper and a dark object with both hands from the slanted clothes: "Isn't this the application you submitted? I happen to be in charge of the matter, and it happens to be You, tsk tsk."

It's not uncommon to encounter the same error in the underworld, but the chance of encountering the same error three times in a row is very rare.

"This is fate, my lord!" I said with tears in my eyes.

"Hmph." The errand shook the things in his hand: "That's right?"

Taking a closer look, I saw that what he was holding in his pale hand was the spell on which Mr. Deng burned clean just now, and there was also a black little person.

It's the villain weaved out of Cheng Ke's hair and me.

"Then," I rushed over and asked cautiously, "Master Yin, how should I continue this life?"

"Follow me for a while." The errand looked at the things in his hand, and said in a business-like tone: "This process, in your world, seems to be called, running the formalities?"

"That's for sure." If you want to get married in Yangjian and apply for a birth certificate, it is still necessary for the government department to go through this procedure: "However, my soul is suppressed by longevity, can I go far with you?"

I still remember the last time in the memo of the errand, even the seductive rope couldn't take me away.

"You don't have to worry about that, that fat man in Yangjian has used a method to temporarily relax the line between your soul and body in an ultimatum way," the errand said, pointing at my back and pouting: "Look .”

I turned around and found that behind me, something like a long rope was hanging from my hand, and I was still holding the small mirror in my hand.

In the mirror, I still cannot be reflected.

This set of "ultimatum" method is similar to lengthening the chain of the dog a little bit, so that the radius of my activities can be enlarged.

But then I thought about it, bah, what kind of a metaphor is this.

"Okay, don't think about everything you have." The errand turned around, hooked his fingers at me: "Come here and sign the paperwork."

Do you still need to sign the paperwork yourself to renew your life?This feeling is very fresh!
He casually asked, "Then... don't you need to bring the ghost who saved my life?"

"Extending your life, not renewing his life, what are you taking him for?" The servant looked at me patiently: "Are you going or not?"

"Go, go!" I quickly followed.

The place where I was brought here by errands is similar to the ghost gate that I came to last time. The sky and the ground are gray and the sun, moon and stars are not visible, but it is sparse. Occasionally, I can see some people coming and going.

Because the errand was not very fierce, and even considered cold-hearted, I hit the snake with the stick, and quickly pointed and asked: "My lord, what are those people doing back and forth?"

The errand gave me an angry look: "What do you think this kind of place is for? Except for those who go through the formalities like you, we are public officials."

"My lord, you must be very talented to become a public servant, right?" I also showed an expression of admiration: "It must be similar to our civil servant examination in the world. Quota, one hundred thousand troops cross the single-plank bridge!"

Hearing what I said, the errand showed a rather smug expression: "Civil servant examination? Compared with the civil servant examination in your world, our kind of public office is much more difficult."

"Oh, just as I thought, you are a rare talent, my lord!" I said along the way: "By the way, how did you become a public servant?"

Yin Cha raised his eyebrows: "You want to know?"

"Think and think!"

"Just don't tell you."

I had no choice but to twitch the corners of my mouth, and said with an apologetic smile, "It's not convenient for you to say so, so forget it... Just like our world, we also signed a non-disclosure agreement, I understand, I understand."

The errand gave me a half-smile and a half-smile look as if it was just for fun, which made my back feel chilly and I was a little scared.

But he didn't bother me at all, he just continued to walk forward very leisurely, and I followed behind.

All the errants who went back and forth all the way looked like this errand, their clothes were a bit weird, but they all looked like people, and I didn’t see the legendary bull’s head and horse face, black and white impermanence, etc. I wanted to ask He asked where the errant little ghosts marked in the Town God's Temple were, but he still didn't open his mouth.

If Yincha is in a good mood and really takes me to open my eyes, that would be not so good.

Shrinking his neck, he walked with the messenger for a while, passing through a dark corridor, and after entering, he could hear all kinds of screams.

There are voices of men, women and children.

My heart tightened, and I suspected that this was one of the so-called eighteen hells.

"This is the hell where the oil is poured into the pan." The errand seemed to understand my thoughts, and leaned over and said, "So it's a little bit miserable, but it's not so noisy when it comes to the hell of swallowing gold."

"Swallow gold?" I asked, "How do you swallow gold? Swallow it raw? What if you can't swallow it?"

"Why are you so stupid?" The clerk glanced at me: "Of course you melted the gold, turned it into juice, and poured it down your throat with a big spoon."

The hairs on my whole body stand on end. If 100 degrees Celsius of boiling water is poured into it, the internal organs of the human body will be scalded. If gold with such a high melting point is eaten...

No wonder I can't call out...

"Speaking of which, Tongue Pulling Hell is also very quiet." The errand continued walking and said: "Those who spread rumors and make troubles, have their tongues pulled out, and they can't make noise like they are alive."

"Yes Yes Yes……"

"So the eighteen levels of hell really exist, and you must not do bad things," Yin Cha said casually, "Otherwise, it will be too late to regret."

"That's for sure." Seeing and hearing that kind of scene, who would dare to do bad things and say bad things!

"Next time, if I have a chance, I will take you to see it. Unfortunately, today is not possible." While talking, we have already exited the corridor and arrived at a place divided into many compartments. followed me in.

I calmed down for a while, and remembered the last time when Luo Weilan, who was disguised as Cheng Ke, was chased by an evil agent when he was in danger at the ghost gate last time, so I asked cautiously: "Last time, who kidnapped me? Not particularly cunning, how could it escape from your hands?"

"The person who kidnapped you?" The errand showed a confused look: "Escaped?"

"Did you forget?" I went on to say, "It's the one who carried me on his back, and then dared to run in front of your eyes, it's simply..."

"You said, could it be him?" The errand pointed casually, and then I saw behind the bamboo curtain in the compartment, there was a person who was sorting out a mountain of paperwork, looking very tired.

With a tall and slender figure and big eyes, she looks a little like Cheng Ke, but has much softer facial lines than the sharp Cheng Ke.

My eyes widened all of a sudden: "Luo Weilan?"

He was still in the villa just now, why did he come here now?
"This, this, this... Could it be that he also knows the technique of avatar..."

"What nonsense are you talking about? The art of avatar?" The errand looked at me like a fool, and said, "As soon as he ran away that time, I caught him back immediately and punished him to pack his things here. This place has not been touched, is there another him in Yangjian?"

I reacted: "Huh?"

So, that Luo Weilan in the villa was someone else pretending to be?No wonder... He used the excuse that Gong Beibei was not feeling well and wanted to stay with her all day long, so he didn't show up at all, and Gong Beibei was obviously knocked into a coma. I recognized him!
And at the beginning, those Kunlun ravens appeared in Gong Beibei's room, and they had a purpose, they came to find him, so he took advantage of this incident to cut off the opportunity to meet everyone, so as not to show his flaws .

After all, the people in the villa are more difficult to mess with than one...

No wonder Congratulations told me before that an old man had sneaked into the house before, but he never found a trace. The feeling was that after Luo Weilan imitated Cheng Ke, he himself imitated Luo Weilan who was trapped in the gate of hell and could not come back!

In this way, it must be when I completed the life-changing and took out the longevity, I was waiting for the opportunity to do something...

"Lu Qiao?" Hearing the voice here, Luo Weilan also raised her head and saw me, her big eyes instantly filled with hope, shame, and regret, by the way A little uneasy, complicated like a play: "You..."

I scratched my hair and remembered that Gong Beibei had been looking forward to marrying him all day long, and the words came to his lips, but he couldn't say anything, so he said awkwardly: "Well, I Come do something."

That's right, that bloody man won't avenge his family's hatred of destroying his family!After he had nothing to do, he resorted to unscrupulous means. Although I still feel uncomfortable, it is understandable.

The world is like this, who doesn't live for himself.

Luo Weilan wanted to say something, but the corner of her mouth twitched, but she couldn't say it.

"It's here." At this time, the errand took out a yellowed account book and spread it out in front of me: "It's signed, that's it."

The other underworld characters are the same as what Mr. Deng wrote earlier, I can't understand them at all, but the number is very similar to the one in Yangjian, I can see it at once, the life limit is actually sixty!

In this way, Cheng Ke is still a long-lived old man, and he still has so many years of life left!
"What's the matter, are you happy?" Yin Er seemed to be able to see through people's minds, pointing to a blank space: "Press your fingerprints."

"Okay!" My heart jumped wildly, afraid that something would happen at this critical moment, so I hurriedly asked, "My lord, where is the cinnabar ink pad?"

"What cinnabar ink pad?" The errand looked at me and said, "I bit my finger, isn't it red!"

Only then did I react: "Ah, I understand."

Using blood, of course, is also a kind of contract.

Followed the words, pressed the bloody handprint, and carefully held it in front of Yin Cha: "Is this all right?"

"Okay." The errand inspected for a while and said, "You can go."

"It's that simple?" I widened my eyes: "I... I succeeded in renewing my life?"

"Successful, after today, there will be another 60 years of Yangshou." The servant raised his eyebrows and looked at me: "What's the matter, you still think it's simple?"

"No, no, I just can't believe that the efficiency of the underworld is so high!" My tongue was tied up in excitement, and some words became incoherent: "That's it... I can live..."

"Our underworld is of course different from your underworld." The yin servant was naturally full of pride towards the underworld: "It's also a way for you to see the world, otherwise, how can you manage so many ghosts? If they pile up, they will be destroyed." Had the underworld been overwhelmed?"

"Thank you, thank you..." I took the hand of the errand and shook it: "You are really my reborn parents..."

Yin Cha quickly pulled out his hand, rubbed it on his clothes, and said with a little disgust: "Pay attention to your words and deeds, don't get carried away."

"Naturally!" I said hastily, "Remember your teachings."

"Okay, I don't have time to entertain you, so I'll leave you to drink tea and eat. After all, you can't eat anything from the underworld." The errand waved his hand and said, "Go back."

Unbelievable, just like that you can go back!Turning your head, the black rope is still there, which means you can just walk back along the rope.

The heart seemed to be filled with hydrogen, and it immediately soared into the blue sky, and everyone was in a high mood.

I can live smoothly, take out my longevity, and be with Cheng Ke... This dream has finally come true.

"What are you dawdling about?" The errand got a little impatient: "Waiting to observe the frying pan?"

"No, no." Turning around, I was about to go back, but with one side of my face, I saw Luo Weilan stop what she was doing, her eyes were staring at me, as if she was about to say a thousand words.

I sighed, and smiled with Yin Cha: "My lord, I... can I have a word with that person?"

"Didn't he kidnap you before? What else do you have to say to him?" The servant gave me a sideways glance: "You have Stockholm syndrome?"

"Master Yincha, you are quite Western," I said hastily, "Actually, there may be some misunderstandings that have not been cleared up. It's not that I also have a heart to seek the truth..."

"Okay, okay, you go, hurry up," Yin said impatiently, waving his hands, "Return the truth, you've seen too much Conan."

Oh my god, this Chinese errand is really well-informed, and it is really amazing to be able to integrate with internationalization.

But now is not the time to think about it, I ran to Luo Weilan and passed, coughed lightly, and said: "Well, last time, I saw Luo Bai, I know everything about you."

Luo Weilan was already a little guilty towards me, but after listening to me say this, the guilty expression became even deeper: "Yes... I'm sorry."

"I understand, but," I raised my head and looked at him, "you are so disregarding life and death, so you are right to hate Miemen, but to Gong Beibei and your family members, I am a little sorry .”

He bit his lower lip: "I know."

Such a tall and big man looks like a childish stubbornness: "But, since I made this choice, I won't regret it."

"I respect your choice, anyway, this is the end of the matter," I sighed: "How long will it be locked?"

Luo Weilan's eyes darkened for a moment: "It's hard to say."

"Then, I hope you come back soon." I turned around and waved my hand: "Gong Beibei is still waiting to marry you."

"Lu Qiao!" Luo Weilan suddenly stopped me from behind me: "Beibei...how is she? During my absence, is she okay..."

"I'm going back to solve it!" I looked at him, and said the truth mercilessly: "Someone is pretending to be you in Yangjian, and you are still by Gong Beibei's side now! If I didn't see you here, I would still be here." I thought, last time you were at the gate of hell, you ran back!"

"What did you say!" In that instant, veins burst out on Luo Weilan's smooth forehead, her voice seemed to be suppressed, but sparks still burst out: "Who is so courageous to dare……"

"I don't know." I shook my hand: "Reform through labor, we are waiting for the day you go out, I will leave first, there are a lot of things waiting for me to do."

Almost, I could hear the sound of Luo Weilan gnashing her back molars into pieces.

"Ahem..." A bad voice suddenly sounded from behind the tall mahogany bookshelf: "I heard that some living souls who disobeyed the rules and were detained and punished once escaped, but the time is too long." Short, before dawn, he came back with knowledge and interest, so the guard who guarded the living soul was confused for a while, and didn't know at all..."

"You mean..." Luo Weilan, who is so smart, didn't respond, but I understood it long ago, took his hand, and said, "Come with me, since the errands are out of the way On the one hand, the opportunity is precious, we must not miss it!"

As I said that, I turned around and ran back towards the black line behind me.

"Wait a minute." Suddenly, the errand spoke again in a deep voice.

It's broken... Could it be that I misunderstood it?

Trembling and turning back, the Yincha turned his head sideways and smiled at me: "I heard that after completing the renewal of life, you are going to go through the formalities of ghost marriage?"

My heart tightened, and I nodded subconsciously: "Is there... Is there any problem? My lord?"

"Congratulations." He said so flatly.

"what?"

"Ah what?" The errand couldn't help but also laughed. Although he usually looks calm and pretentious, this smile is like the tender green branches and leaves that are just blooming in spring. No matter how you look at it, how warm it is. I didn't dare to observe it carefully, but there is a bit of human touch in this errand, unexpectedly... big eyes and small lips, and it's pretty good-looking too.

He noticed that I seemed to be in a daze, and straightened his face: "Let's go quickly, give birth to your son early. And you..."

His eyes fell on Luo Weilan's face again: "Don't wait for me to regret it."

"Yes, yes, yes!" Luo Weilan and I said in unison, nodding like chickens pecking at rice, as if fleeing, and ran back along the black rope.

In the underworld, it felt like the person was weightless. When he ran, the wind was blowing under his feet. Soon, he followed the black line all the way to the end.

This end is a piece of darkness, like a black hole, which cannot be crossed no matter what.

When we got here, it was a bit difficult. Now that the black rope is gone, how can we go back?

Luo Weilan stared at my black rope, and suddenly seemed to remember something: "Extend your life, the ultimatum is your hair? Then wait a moment, the people on the ground will tell you to go back after a certain time."

"But what is it called?"

Before I finished asking, I just felt that the black rope moved a little, as if someone pulled it hard outside the end of the black hole.

"That's it!" Luo Weilan also saw it, and hurriedly said: "Hurry up!"

I came back to my senses and held on to the rope tightly. Sure enough, it was just a rope made of twisted hair. Not only did it seem to be able to extend a long distance, but it could also penetrate the two worlds of Yin and Yang. The power of the designated "ultimatum" really Not to be underestimated.

At that moment, the strength of the black rope increased, and the wind howled in my ears, and the whole person was caught. When I opened my eyes, I was lying on the "joint bed".

And the sky is full of stars, and the Kongming lanterns are already scattered and cleaned up long ago.

As soon as the hand was cold, it was held by Cheng Ke's hand.

He turned over, big peach eyes reflected me, it was the first time I saw him so nervous, so...

"Cheng Ke."

He suddenly bent down and hugged me tightly, his voice trembled slightly, as if he was so happy that he didn't even want to bear it: "You can live...you can live..."

I put my arms around him and finally smiled from the bottom of my heart: "Yes, 60 years."

He hugged me tighter, such a rational and calm person, like a child for the first time: "It's so good... so good..."

Of course it's good... Everything in front of me seems to have been photoshopped, dotted with stars, colorful, unbelievably beautiful, how good, how good, no matter how much suffering there is, it is finally over.

"Eldest sister is alive!" Congratulations immediately cheered from the side: "Eldest sister is a normal person again!"

"Fuck, close your eyes and open them, kick your legs and kick your legs, will your life continue?" The earrings also moved over: "Damn chicken, it's amazing!"

"Once Mr. Deng makes a move, there is no life that cannot be missed." Grandpa was also happy when he saw that my life was indeed renewed: "Great, great!"

"Oh, that's great! I was scared before, but I didn't expect things to go smoothly!" Gong Beibei shouted and jumped again: "Congratulations!"

As soon as I saw Gong Beibei, I remembered Luo Weilan. Just as I was about to speak, I suddenly saw Luo Weilan standing beside Gong Beibei, and smiled slightly: "Congratulations."

Confused, this Luo Weilan, which Luo Weilan is it?

And that Luo Weilan is still quite calm, so to say... It's a lie!

My heart immediately became vigilant, and when I turned around and was about to tell Cheng Ke about this matter, suddenly another Luo Weilan was one step behind me, as if falling from the sky, it landed on Luo Weilan next to Gong Beibei , with a pair of red eyes, like a leopard seeing its prey: "Who are you, you dare to pretend to be me..."

"Wei Lan?" Gong Beibei, who was still in high spirits just now, turned pale when he saw this scene: "This...why did another Wei Lan fall from the sky? What's going on? I said you... you... "

"Damn it!" Earring looked like he had seen the news again, and said in a fuss, "True or fake Monkey King!"

"True or fake Monkey King?" Congratulations looked at them all, even more irrelevant, and even played them the gong accompaniment in Peking Opera: "Qing Qiang Qiang Qiang!"

"What are you doing!" Grandpa also widened his eyes: "Where did this come from?"

At this time, Mr. Deng could still be as leisurely as before the earrings. He broke off a banana from the offering and watched the excitement while eating: "Since it is the real and fake Monkey King, it must have jumped out of the cracks in the rocks." .”

Among the crowd who didn't know the truth, one Luo Weilan hit the other Luo Weilan's face first, and the other Luo Weilan dodged for a while, but this dodge made the previous Luo Weilan hit empty, and the result was not great. After a while, the two Luo Weilan had already rolled together, and a ray of light shone in the past. I don't know who made the first move, and the technique of raising ghosts began to bloom in all directions, and the scene was extremely complicated.

I quickly turned over to go over, but Cheng Ke held me down: "Don't move, the matter is endless."

Only then did I realize that although life extension was successful today, there are still two things to do, one is a ghost marriage, and the other is to take out longevity.

My heart beat violently: "What... what should we do?"

"Don't be afraid," Cheng Ke looked at me firmly: "With me, you don't have to worry about it, I will make Changsheng as if he never stayed on your body."

"I'm not afraid."

It was finally time to say goodbye to that woman, and I really wanted to say goodbye to her personally.

But, it's better not to see her in this life.

"I said you... who is who?" Gong Beibei was still jumping anxiously, but unfortunately at this moment, no one could tell who was against whom.

One of Luo Weilan suddenly pushed the other Luo Weilan away, turned around, and ran away very quickly, but how could the pushed Luo Weilan give up, and naturally stepped forward with long legs, chasing like an arrow leaving the string passed.

Seeing this, Gong Beibei stomped her feet and chased after her.

Luo Weilan, can you solve your own problems by yourself?

"Next..." Mr. Deng swallowed the banana in a blink of an eye, stared at me, and said with flickering little naked eyes: "You don't care about other people's private affairs, it's time to take out the longevity, so as not to The night is long and the dream is full, how about I come?"

"Why did you come!" Grandpa obviously waited for this opportunity for a long time: "This is originally something from our Tanshen Town. Of course, I, the patriarch, must take it out, but there must be no mistakes. Already!"

Then, my grandfather looked at me and said very solemnly: "Lu Qiao, isn't it? This kind of thing should be returned to its original owner"

If it weren't for those things before, I would even think about persuading Cheng Ke to hand over Changsheng to Tanshen Town, but looking at what my grandfather did before, I am afraid that ghosts will not believe that he has no selfish intentions for Changsheng.

The corners of my mouth twitched, and looking at grandpa's sincere eyes, I still hardened my heart and said, "Changsheng... since Cheng Ke put it on me, of course Cheng Ke has to take it out."

"This... but this..." Grandpa obviously didn't expect me to answer like this, his whole expression changed a little, but he still looked at Cheng Ke reluctantly and said, "It's not impossible, but... Give it to me?"

But Cheng Ke's big peach blossom eyes did not look at his grandfather, but looked at the gate with a bit of coldness.

I followed his gaze and saw Calamus being supported by Song Zhiyuan at the gate.

Her beautiful face looked paler and paler, probably because Song Zhiyuan didn't take good care of her after she lost her skin, and her condition looked very bad.

"Cheng Ke kept this thing for so long, and it was for me." She parted her lips lightly, and looked at Cheng Ke with beautiful eyes: "He also promised that he would return it to me when he took it out, so..."

Cheng Ke promised, I know.

"Give it back to you?" Suddenly a clear and elegant voice sounded with a bit of sarcasm: "Calamus, what you said is as if you are the master of longevity."

My eyes looked over Calamus' shoulders, and I saw Wei Qiancheng who was always lazily leaning there.

In the cold night, his beautiful face was also pretty and coquettish, and his red lips curled into a coquettish smile: "Changsheng, didn't you take it from me? If you take it back, you should deserve it, then I will Asking for it back, it is even more due.”

I knew that time matters are not so easy to finish.

However, my life is also extended, and taking out Changsheng has nothing to do with me. It has nothing to do with my whereabouts after Changsheng. Anyway, I will never be interested in Changsheng again. ...It's really difficult.

After taking out the longevity, you can't throw it among them like a hydrangea and let them grab it by themselves?
I looked at Cheng Ke, his face was still as calm as water.

Now, what is he planning in his heart...

(End of this chapter)