husband from hell

Chapter 302
"Do you have a solution?" The second grandpa was very energetic when he heard it: "Quickly tell me, what is the solution?"

"Do you know that there is a very famous tree at the junction of Kunlun Mountain and Xichuan?" Mr. Deng said, "That tree may be able to suck out the will of this longevity."

"Tree..." Cheng Ke, who had been silent all this time, suddenly said, "You mean the banyan tree?"

"You know?" Mr. Deng was a little surprised: "How do you know?"

"Cheng Ke was from Xichuan before his death." I hurriedly said, "What happened to that banyan tree?"

It turned out that the banyan tree was a so-called "tree fairy".

Kunlun Mountain was originally a well-known sacred mountain, and its aura is different from other places. There are all kinds of ghosts and legends everywhere. The banyan tree that is said to have lived for 3000 years is also one of the legends.

According to that legend, as long as a living thing approaches the big banyan tree, it will fall to the ground without any damage, but it will die.

If someone passes by, you will see a thin, white arm that looks like a girl, protruding from the tree, beckoning people to pass, and when the person passes by, they will grab the person's soul and eat it. Only an empty shell remains.

So the local ghost raiser said that this is the banyan tree that has become a fairy, and the local people have not worshiped it all the time, which made the tree fairy angry and ate people to protest. Mind.

Just like the "Ximen Leopard and the River God" in the junior high school textbook, there is a ghost breeder who decides which family will produce people and which family will produce objects, and enshrines the tree fairy. As a result, the nearby residents are afraid that their family members will become victims one day and move away. Quite a few, that place has gradually become deserted, and it is estimated that no one lives there now.

Cannibals, how can they be called immortals, guess, this should be regarded as a dryad.

"Since that tree can eat human souls, it might be able to deal with longevity." Mr. Deng said, "I went there 30 years ago. There is indeed an unusual aura in that banyan tree. Since it likes souls, don't eat it." The body, that is, sleeping on the pillow, just right."

Originally, this matter was to be discussed with Mr. Deng. Now that Mr. Deng helped to come up with an idea, Mrs. Liu and the second grandfather of course agreed: "Try it, if it really doesn't work, then think about something else." way."

Earrings hurriedly said: "Grandma, go, I will protect you! And..."

Earrings glanced at me, pulled Mrs. Liu over, and whispered a few words.

I also know that it is for the Pleasant Goat given by the fourth aunt.

Sure enough, Mrs. Liu's complexion changed, she was obviously not very happy, she turned to look at me.

I hurriedly said: "It was indeed a misunderstanding at the beginning, and the matter was not settled. Now that we are all grasshoppers on the same rope, it doesn't matter if you give this Pleasant Goat back to you!"

With that said, he took out the kit and threw it to Mrs. Liu.

Mrs. Liu was a little surprised to see me so happy: "You girl is quite cheerful."

"My own person, of course there is nothing else to say about the boss. What's the point of making a fuss about this." Since we are going to work together this time, why should we leave a knot in each other's hearts? Anyway, there is nothing to threaten the earrings now, Quan Quan When it is a borrowing flower to present Buddha, it is a favor.

Mrs. Liu seemed quite satisfied with my actions, she nodded approvingly, and said, "It's really like your second grandpa."

Probably, it's a compliment to me?
The second grandpa was very proud: "Follow me."

"If you really say that you are fat, you will be short of breath." Mr. Deng is very disapproving: "Chrysanthemum, if you want to be open-minded, you have to belong to me."

Mrs. Liu rolled her eyes.

"I'm not as fat as you. We must hurry up, lest those flies who intend to get their hands on the longevity will catch up with that bastard pretending to be my elder brother." The second grandfather said: "Go, go together, there are many people and strength. "

"Are you going out?" At this moment, Gong Beibei didn't know when, she came down from upstairs, looked at us and said, "If you meet Wei Lan, tell him to be more careful and say that I'm still here waiting for him .”

"This..." I looked at her and figured it out a bit: "What did Luo Weilan tell you when he left?"

"He said about longevity, he still has to follow you to help, but it's too dangerous to take me with him." Gong Beibei said: "Just take a step first, so..."

Sure enough, Luo Weilan didn't want to tell the truth, so I nodded and agreed: "Okay."

Looking at Gong Beibei's expectant eyes, he couldn't help but think, I hope Luo Weilan can be "released" from the underworld as soon as possible.

"Yuanhua, you drive." Mrs. Liu really looked like a leader: "Leave now."

Always strong and energetic.

I also received Changsheng in my arms.Following them to go out, Congratulations also followed, and eagerly said: "Sister, take me to see the world! I haven't been out of Yuning yet!"

"You'd better forget it." I said, "Since that tree is dedicated to eating souls, can you still benefit if you go there?"

"Hey..." Hearing me say this, Congratulations suddenly realized: "Oh, yes, yes, it's still the eldest sister who is thoughtful."

"It's been chaotic for a while, so many people are thinking about longevity, don't get yourself involved because of my relationship." I patted Congratulations' head and said, "You are so good at staying here , don’t run anywhere.”

"En!" Congratulations nodded vigorously, and then said expectantly: "Eldest sister, when are you coming back?"

"Soon," I thought for a while, and said, "If longevity can really be destroyed."

But if it is really destroyed, Wei Qiancheng... what should we do?
"Eldest sister, don't be afraid, I believe that elder brother-in-law will be able to protect you." Congratulations saw that my eyes were wrong, but comforted me: "Actually, elder sister is quite capable. So many people who were thinking of making broken shoes with the big brother-in-law, didn’t they all get wiped out by the big sister!”

I couldn't help a wry smile at the corner of my mouth, I was misunderstood by congratulations, Ah Jiu who really likes Cheng Ke, and...

Thinking of this, I immediately asked: "When I was renewing my life last time, what happened to that very beautiful woman and a skinny man with ribs next to her, after I was taken away by Changsheng?"

"Her?" Congratulations blinked, thought for a while, and said, "It was a mess at the time. I was only paying attention to my eldest brother-in-law, but I didn't pay attention, but..."

Congratulations scratched his scalp: "Why do I have no memory at all... Where are they?"

I don't know what happened to Calamus and Song Zhiyuan, and whether they will come out to make trouble.

I was vaguely worried, with Calamus' character, it's not good to let it go like this, right?Longevity, now is her only chance.

No matter how late it was, it would be too late for her.

"Lu Qiao." Cheng Ke had already reached the courtyard, and said in a Qingyue voice, "Let's go."

I nodded hurriedly, and Gong Beibei gave me a few changes of clothes, and then I remembered that I was still wearing that fur cloak, thanked him quickly, and got into the car.

Sitting on it, I saw Congratulations and Gong Beibei reluctantly waving their hands at the door.

I also shook my hand, ear studs had already started the car, and drove towards the destination.

The winter scenery quickly flowed past the car window, and I sighed silently in my heart.

Cheng Ke's big, clear peach blossom eyes could be seen naturally, and he said to me, "What's the matter?"

"It's okay." She leaned her head on Cheng Ke's thin shoulder: "I was just thinking, does longevity have to be destroyed?"

"The matter has come to this point, we can't help it." Cheng Ke raised his head slightly and said, "Perhaps, this matter should have ended long ago."

"It's true," I twitched the corner of my mouth, "I hope it won't end too badly."

"You mean Wei Qiancheng?" Cheng Ke slightly raised his Yingting eyebrows.

"No no……"

"A good man doesn't live long, and evil can last for thousands of years. I think even if the longevity is gone, he won't die." Cheng Ke looked out the window: "He is a dog's skin plaster in the world, and he can't be scratched or pulled out."

"Do you know him well..."

Cheng Ke was slightly taken aback, then said coolly, "Not at all."

If there is no Calamus and Changsheng, they should be very good friends, right?
Thinking of the song Wei Qiancheng sang when he was fishing with Cheng Ke, it made people want to laugh.

Not long after, the car had already driven across the Rouge River.

There is still thin, unmelted snow on both sides of the Yanzhi River, and the small temple has long been razed to the ground by that fire. , where do they wholesale from?"

"Isn't there a Daoist Chuyang in Taiqing Palace?" Cheng Ke said casually, "He seems to do anything just to make money."

"what?"

I just remembered, didn't the earrings still do business with Daoist Chuyang before!He quickly asked loudly: "Earrings, is that Daoist Chuyang still selling talisman paper ashes?"

"How do you know?" The earrings said while driving: "You also want to buy some? Let me talk about it first, but the price is more expensive, but I can help you think of an idea. Who made us friends! It's like Last time, Brother Weilan wanted to buy it, so I contacted..."

That's what happened!
It happened that Luo Bai connected from it, took the ashes of the talisman paper, and exchanged the longevity juice with the molting skin, so that the incident of burning the small temple last time was really scary and dangerous. Cheng Ke and I continued our lives. smashed.

Having said that... Since the last time Wei Qiancheng beat the ancient god Mao, he disappeared and never appeared again.

If I can find him again, I would like to ask how he found me and pushed me into the small temple.

"I haven't slept all night, and you are tired." Cheng Ke raised his hand and pressed my head in his arms, making me more comfortable: "Take a nap."

"Hmm." I responded, "Cheng Ke..."

"Ok?"

"When you get married, you have to change into a dress." I closed my eyes: "Grandpa chose it for you, it's too ugly..."

I haven't seen Cheng Ke's expression, so I guess it looks pretty good, right?

What kind of wedding should we have?

Called all the relatives and friends I know, looking for a Chinese-style wedding planner, fortunately, fortunately, now, Cheng Ke no longer hates red so much...

I also like red!

After getting on the highway, the car drove smoothly, and I fell asleep peacefully.

Faintly, but always seems to hear someone crying.

Sobbing, intermittent, a little worrying.

Strange, who is crying?I really wanted to open my eyes and see, but my eyelids were so heavy that I fell asleep anyway.

Cheng Ke's chest was still slightly cold, but the scent of sandalwood was reassuring.

That's great... This embrace is mine, only mine.

Later, he was woken up by the inertia of the car's brakes.

Open your eyes, it is already afternoon.

The days in winter are short, the sun hangs in the west, it is a red color that can be seen directly with the eyes, and the light is a bit dim.

This is... Kunlun Mountain?

"Are you awake?" Cheng Ke looked down at me with thick eyelashes like a butterfly spreading its wings: "Did you sleep well?"

"Not bad." Getting up from Cheng Ke's arms, he rubbed his eyes and asked, "Are you there?"

"It's here!" Mr. Deng did not know when he brought a bag of snacks, and now he is munching on beef jerky, and stretched out a fat hand: "When we get here, the car will not be able to drive in, let's go up!"

Following Mr. Deng's sausage-like fingers, I saw a long mountain road.

"Fuck, so long?" The face of the stud earrings turned pale, and he seemed to be a little surprised: "Then... how long did it take to climb?"

"It depends on the speed of your legs and feet." Mr. Deng got out of the car without any fear, and the whole car trembled slightly when he moved.

I also went down, and sure enough, that ladder, which can be called a "celestial road", can extend all the way to the thin clouds.

It's quite long...

"Mr. Deng, did that tree grow on the top of the mountain?" Earring said with a bitter face, "It's really unlucky..."

"Stop talking nonsense." Mrs. Liu said sharply: "The three of us who are elderly are not as worried as you. If you don't want to go up, just look at the car below."

"Oh, that's a good relationship!" Earring felt relieved when he heard this, rubbed his hands, stuck out his tongue at me, and said, "Then I'll wait for you here, you guys have a good journey!"

"Well," Mrs. Liu went up the bluestone steps without looking back: "Be careful, don't be eaten by the mandrill here that breaks the window of the car."

"Grandma, did you say there are mandrills here?" The earrings snapped back and they put on a fake smile, and said, "Then it's really my fault that I don't trust you, so I'll stay by your side to protect you." Bar……"

"Humph."

Mr. Deng stepped up and went up, but instead of climbing up the stairs by himself, he took out a stack of white paper from his pocket, put it in his palm and blew it, and saw four pieces of paper cut out The villain swelled up all of a sudden, as if he had blown air, and stopped firmly in front of Mr. Deng, holding a soft pocket cut out of white paper in his hand.

Mr. Deng sat on the soft bag without saying a word, and got up on it while the four paper figurines dangled.

That huge body can just lie on a few sheets of white paper, safely and securely!
No wonder Mr. Deng has no fear of this long step.

"Damn chicken..." Earring looked straight at him, and he was amazed: "This technique of the five ghosts is really pure enough!"

"If you have the ability, you can follow suit." Mrs. Liu didn't say anything, she knocked on the mountain road with one hand, only heard the sound of branches trembling and frightening the birds for a while, and a few big and three thick monkeys ran from the mountain forest When he came out, he lay down in front of the steps with a particularly faithful look.

Like a queen, Mrs. Liu chose one and sat on the back of the ground monkey. The ground monkey lifted Mrs. Liu up on its back with a stretch of its limbs, and climbed up the mountain steadily.

"This, this, this..." The earrings were even more dumbfounded: "Auntie, you also have a trick in your feelings!"

Then, as soon as his eyes rolled, he wanted to follow up and rub against the monkey sitting: "Me too..."

Unexpectedly, the monkey only recognizes the master and does not recognize relatives, and opened its sharp mouth when it turned around, and wanted to bite the earring.

The earrings were quickly retracted, and he begged with a mournful face: "Grandma, the monkey you are looking at..."

"Sit if you have the ability, and walk around behind if you don't!" Mrs. Liu leisurely hummed a little song and rode up on the monkey without turning her head.

The emotional old lady Liu is now the king of the earth monkeys!

The second grandpa didn't use any strange tricks like them, but walked up with his slender legs like a heron: "Okay, I will accompany you."

Cheng Ke turned to look at me: "If you don't want to leave, I'll carry you."

"No need." I squeezed Cheng Ke's hand, and casually said a nasty joke on the Internet: "Compared to being your burden, I'd rather be by your side."

Cheng Ke's thin lips curled up: "Okay."

"Sour!" Earring curled his lips: "Show affection, die quickly."

"It doesn't matter, I've already died once anyway."

I am, and so is Cheng Ke.

"Pulala..." A few big birds flapped their wings and flew over from the side. Earrings squinted their eyes and looked at it, and said, "It's really a poor country, birds don't shit..."

"Snapped……"

A bird is dropping a cloud of unidentified objects on the stud head.

"Fuck!"

The roar of the earrings shook the entire mountain trembling three times.

"You can be a fortune-teller with earrings, little Liu Bowen."

"I've provoked someone!"

Our footsteps up the mountain did not catch up with the sun's sinking speed, and soon it was dark.

"I've been driving for a whole day, and now I have to climb a hill again. How about a night of sleep before I come back!" Going up the mountain is a very physical activity, and soon the weak body of the ear stud can't hold it, and he is panting. Roughly: "Why are you in such a hurry..."

"It's an urgent matter." Probably because of the yin and yang technique of controlling ghosts, I didn't feel tired, and I still teased: "Why don't you go down the mountain to find a mandrill."

Earring pursed his lips, thought for a while, and said, "Forget it, you old and weak women and children can't do without me, and you still have to rely on me to be the backbone."

The orange sunset also gradually set, the sky was pulled down, and the sky was full of twinkling cold stars. The earrings couldn't move anymore, so they simply lay down on the steps on the spot: "No, I love mandrill mandrills, I love the earth." Monkey, monkey, I don't care about it, if I go on, my life must be here..."

"Look at your potential!" Mrs. Liu sneered on the ground monkey's back: "I told you to learn more, but you just didn't listen. Now it's all right? You learn a lot from a pit, remember it."

"You sit comfortably, so don't make sarcastic remarks..." Earring raised his head reluctantly, and said in a dying voice: "How long will it take to arrive?"

"It's coming soon." Mr. Deng, who had already slept in the soft pocket of the paper figurine, raised his head and said, "It's not far away! You should be able to see it after turning over this ridge."

"Mountain ridge..." Earring sighed: "Wangshan ran to death..."

The second grandfather looked around carefully, and said, "Qi is a little unusual..."

I didn't feel it at first, but when the second grandpa opened his mouth, I sensed it: "Yes... there is no movement at all..."

Even in winter, there are still animals in the mountains. It is impossible to be so quiet, as if this mountain is dead.

Could it be that as long as it is a living thing, it will be taken away by that big banyan tree?

If this is the case, it is quite reliable to get out the "soul" of Changsheng.

I finally got to the place that Mr. Deng mentioned, it was a mountain depression, and I could barely see the shape of some terraced fields, but it was obviously deserted now, and there were still a few dilapidated thatched houses, all of which had been vacated. .

Wan Lai was silent, with an ominous feeling.

Cheng Ke held my hand, Taohua looked around with big eyes, and Mr. Deng also turned over and got out of the soft pocket made of paper, asserting: "It's not far from here."

Mrs. Liu also stood up from the ground monkey, stretched her muscles and bones, and stretched her muscles professionally, as if she wanted to show her skills: "Then look for it!"

The earrings were so tired that they almost turned into a puddle of mud. They lay down on the ground and said, "Look for it, look for it, I'm right here...after it's broken!"

I turned around and wanted to talk, but I suddenly saw a white and thin arm protruding from behind the earring, wrapping around the waist of the earring!
Just like... in the legend.

Of course Cheng Ke also saw it, his face darkened, and he was about to lift his slender hands.

"Wait a minute!" Mr. Deng quickly pressed Cheng Ke's hand: "This is the branch of the dementing tree! It has extended here..."

"Yuanhua!" Mrs. Liu hurriedly said, "Don't move!"

It seemed that Mrs. Liu was not afraid of what would happen to the earring with that hand, but rather that the earring would disturb the branch.

"What branch?" Earring was still unaware of the arm behind him. Seeing us all staring at him, he couldn't help being confused: "Where is it?"

Before the "what" was finished, the earring was suddenly dragged by that white arm, and the earring didn't react at all, and was quickly dragged away by the branch: "Oh my god..."

"Go!" Mr. Deng rushed forward immediately: "Just follow!"

(End of this chapter)