husband from hell

Chapter 326
"Oh, my mother," I heard a gasping voice from Congratulations: "Then, elder sister, you'd better stay inside, let's meet Ang again..."

"It's my destiny to see you!" I roared, and I said "the silver bottle broke and the water burst": "If you don't open the door, believe it or not, I will kill you with a slipper!"

"Eldest sister, look at your short-tempered temper, we can conquer others with virtue, that's the way to be a leader..." Congratulations seemed to be thinking about it seriously, and then said: "After all, this is a special period, elder sister, don't worry too much about it." Willful, I'm all for your own good..."

I naturally knew it was a "special period"!But you don't need to teach me in special times!

"Okay, if you don't open it, you won't open it," I forced my heart to give in, and said, "Just tell me, how is Cheng Ke doing now?"

Congratulation heard it, and quickly replied: "It's not that I don't want to say it, it's that Doctor Ma who said it, you can't let your emotions get too excited now, otherwise, it will be bad for your health..."

"I don't care if I'm in good health or not, I just need to know how Cheng Ke is doing now!" Gritting his teeth, he finally asked, "Did he... was bitten by me?"

Congratulations' small voice finally stopped talking, and said quietly, "Brother-in-law... I was bitten by my sister, and I haven't woken up yet."

My heart felt as if someone had grabbed it hard, the pain was heavy and useless: "What did the bite look like?"

"Well..." Congratulations hesitated for a moment, and said: "When I came back with my eldest sister in my arms, the figure of my eldest brother-in-law was almost invisible. It was vain, and there was only a little shadow left, but my eldest brother-in-law still used the last bit of shadow Hugging Eldest Sister angrily and not letting go, her body... is almost full of holes..."

So many holes...how much pain would he have?

No matter when Cheng Ke went through life and death, there was never only a shadow left!

He can resist other things, but he is unwilling to resist me.

Even if you pamper and pamper, there must be a limit. This... at this time, it is nothing to pamper and pamper!
"That day..." I could probably tell that my voice had stagnated, and Congratulations cautiously opened his mouth: "The appearance of the eldest sister that day was quite scary. I have never seen it before. The eyes look like drug addicts, indescribably satisfied and bewildered, oops, I'm so scared that I almost pee..."

I can't imagine how Cheng Ke felt at that time.

"Does Doctor Ma see what's wrong with me?" I took a breath and didn't expect to go out. I just slid on the carpet with my back against the door and sat down: "Lock me up now, are you afraid? I get excited, whoever catches and bites whom?"

"Well... that's right." Congratulations thought about it, and said, "If you're hungry, elder sister, there's food on the table, just make do with it, and wait until Doctor Ma comes up with a solution."

"Then, you call Doctor Ma," I hurriedly said, "In this situation, I have to..."

"You have to know the beginning and the end, don't you?" Said that Cao Cao arrived, and Doctor Ma's voice really sounded outside the door: "There is something extra on your body that keeps sucking Yin Qi, so you caught something If you have a yin qi, you can bite anything with a yin qi..."

"Could it be some kind of Gu again?" I held my chin, laughed and said, "Doctor Ma, just tell me, my luck is low, and I was able to go to Singapore."

"To be honest, I didn't see this thing either." Doctor Ma hesitated for a moment, then said, "This is a bit self-inflicted, but there is nothing you can do about it, other than locking you up first... You have to let me figure it out slowly."

Good guy, not only a "terminal illness", but also an unborn terminal illness.

I don't know Cheng Ke, I don't know Chang Pu, I don't even know Dr. Ma who specializes in difficult and miscellaneous diseases, isn't that terrible!I can't even say a name, this is the first time!

But since it happened, what else can I do besides accepting my fate?
I went on to say: "Cheng Ke...Cheng Ke..."

"He's hanging on a bit of yin right now, and that calamus is taking care of him all the time," Doctor Ma said, "Don't worry, I see that calamus seems to be quite reliable, he knows things, no less than me , and, her yin energy seems to be quite strong!"

"Hush!" Hearing this, Congratulations seemed to be furious: "Doctor Ma, didn't we agree not to mention this, why are you..."

"Oh," Dr. Ma's voice was caught off guard, revealing regret as if biting his tongue: "I...me too, I am getting older, sometimes I really can't remember, the words are on the edge of the tongue , said bald, bald came out..."

"Eldest sister, don't take it to heart!" The congratulatory voice was a little anxious: "When they finish the broken shoes, no, I will drive her away after she takes care of the eldest brother-in-law. You can rest assured about this!"

No wonder, when Cheng Ke was mentioned, congratulations were so hesitant, so it turned out to be the case.

She came back after all.

"It's okay." I twitched the corners of my mouth and said, "Since Calamus is here, nothing will happen to Cheng Ke, I don't worry."

"Don't worry?" The voice of congratulations was a little inconceivable: "But elder sister, I see, that woman is a bit difficult! I don't know why, as long as a woman other than you is with elder brother-in-law, I feel They're breaking shoes..."

"I believe in Cheng Ke."

Moreover, I am indeed sorry for Cheng Ke this time.

"Then..." Congratulations seemed to be smacking, but he couldn't find anything, so he sighed pretentiously.

"You are so young, why are you sighing? It is said in the TV series that if you sigh, you will lose all your good luck." I tried to force my voice to bring a smile: "Okay, I will wait for Doctor Ma to take me away." Let's study this starvation disease! If Cheng Ke wakes up...you ask him to come over and talk to me."

"That, that's fine." Congratulations seemed to have a silent exchange with Dr. Ma, the voices of both of them stagnated a little, and then, Dr. Ma said in a deliberately cheerful way: "Now, bear with me for a while." , I will discuss it with Fatty Deng... There will always be a solution!"

"By the way," I remembered the fundamental reason why Dr. Ma was invited, and hurriedly said, "How are Erding and Second Grandpa?"

"Your second grandpa held his breath, and his physique is good, but it's nothing, Yuan Hua..." Dr. Ma sighed, and said, "Yuan Hua is not in good shape."

"Not so good?" I raised my heart again: "Why is it not so good?"

"Not to mention the loss of yin energy, I haven't woken up all this time, it seems that there is something wrong with the soul." Dr. Ma said: "I hope that the auspicious person has his own celestial appearance."

Earring him, it was because of me and Mr. Deng that he stood in front of the big banyan tree.

I can't help but feel a little stuffed. In such a short period of time, the debts I owe have grown like a snowball. Will it crush me to death someday?
"Don't take Yuanhua's matter too seriously." Doctor Ma should have understood the cause and effect of the big banyan tree, but he comforted me: "Take care of yourself, and then save you with longevity." Grandpa is going."

"I see." I said, "Thank you, Doctor Ma, for your trouble. The way to save me, after you discuss it with Mr. Deng, send me a letter. I'll wait."

"Okay," Dr. Ma said cheerfully, "You... just relax."

"Big sister, work hard, I will always support you silently!" Congratulations added: "As long as big sister doesn't talk to me."

Doctor Ma bid farewell and left. When the outside quietened down, I stood up from behind the door again, but I only felt dizzy, and I felt a little dizzy. I felt that the blood supply to the brain was insufficient, and I was about to faint.

Reluctantly propping up the door to prevent myself from falling down, he took a breath, felt hungry again, raised his head, and saw the convenience food on the table, and went to take it apart to eat without washing his face.

Yeah...still hungry.

Hearing what Congratulations said, I didn't open my eyes for three days and three nights, and I should be hungry.

After eating the convenience food with big mouthfuls, I suddenly felt uncomfortable for a while.

I can still eat, but Cheng Ke didn't even open his eyes.

He feels it now, does it still hurt?How does it feel to be bitten on him by me...

The nose is sour and the throat is blocked, but even so, the stomach is still empty. How can I describe that kind of hunger? It is even hungrier than hungry. I wish I could swallow mountains and rivers and eat the whole world...

Those foods can't fill the hole in my heart, maybe it's just like what Dr. Ma said, there is a mouse hole in my body that can't be filled, no matter what goes in, there is no way to fill it.

Hungry... Hungry... No matter how much I eat, I still feel empty in my appetite, very hungry.

It's so uncomfortable... This feeling is like a hole in my appetite, almost swallowing myself.

Soon, several kilograms of convenience food entered the stomach, but it was still a drop in the bucket. There was no effect at all. I lowered my head, and my stomach was still flat. It seemed that those things were sucked in by the black hole just after they went down the throat, leaving no bones left. .

I drank another bottle of water, thinking to myself, I really hope that it is me who is by Cheng Ke's side now.

But... I was the culprit who made him like this. To be honest, I was a little embarrassed to see him.

calamus……

I forcibly cut off my guess on calamus.

After thinking about it, instead of being so uncomfortable, why not... continue to sleep?

At least if you fall asleep and don't know anything, you won't have this kind of pain, right?
Lying on the big bed, I remembered Luo Weilan who pretended to be Cheng Ke and knocked on the door that day.

It's been so long.

And I'm still waiting for him as I was then.

Cheng Ke can't sleep, so when he can't wake up, will he still dream?
By the way, there is still a Xuanji bead around the neck, otherwise take it off, and restore the connection with Cheng Ke in the technique of yin and yang to control ghosts.

Thinking of this, I looked around for scissors, but unfortunately I still couldn't find them.

Get up and knock on the door: "Congratulations?"

"Elder Sister?" Congratulations did not leave, just guarding me at the door: "What's the matter?"

"Bring me a pair of scissors. If you don't have scissors, a fruit knife or something will do."

"Oh, I'll go," the voice of congratulations panicked all of a sudden: "Eldest sister, you can't think about it any more, and you can't commit suicide! If the eldest brother-in-law can hold on, he is still waiting for the elder sister! You still have a lot of things to do. !"

"I don't want to die, I just want to get the Xuanji Pearl down."

"Eldest sister, I'm not stupid, don't think that this excuse can deceive me!" Congratulations said sternly: "As the servant of the elder sister, I also have an important function, which is to protect the elder sister from harm, even if it comes from the elder sister herself. No harm is done!"

Congratulations on this!

No matter how threatening or softly begged, Congratulations remained unmoved, which made me want to take off my slippers and hit him on the head again.

The saliva is also dry... the feeling of hunger is even worse...

I had no choice but to lie down on the bed again, holding the Xuanji Pearl tightly in my hand, thinking to myself, I'm falling asleep... As long as I fall asleep, all suffering can be suspended...

But I was so hungry that I still couldn't sleep.I started to count the sheep one by one, and the sheep jumped over one by one in my mind, some became roasted whole lamb, some became kebabs, and some became salt and pepper lamb chops , and even turned into mutton vermicelli boiled meatballs...

Finally, the hard work paid off, and I began to fall into a dream surrounded by mutton.

And in the dream, I ate a feast, and a steady stream of mutton rolled to my eyes, eat... eat...

But I still didn't feel the mutton stuffed into my mouth.

I can't feel the fragrance that I should have, let alone the satisfaction that I should have.

"Have you eaten enough?"

My hand that was putting something into my mouth stopped.

Looking back, Cheng Ke's slender figure was standing behind me, looking down at me, his thick eyelashes cast a shadow on his clear peach eyes.

"Not...not yet..." I swallowed a mouthful of mutton, I don't know why, I just felt guilty, and quickly brought over a plate of mutton as if to please: "Do you want to eat?"

Cheng Ke shook his head, his eyes were tender like never before: "I'll just watch you eat."

It seems that the eternal glaciers have melted in his eyes, flowing into gentle spring water.

It's not like him to be gentle.

"Cheng Ke." No matter how many times you look at his face, it's still enough to make people go crazy.

"you eat."

He just looked at me so silently, making me feel pressured to eat.

Strangely heavy.

After hesitating for a long while, he finally put down the salt and pepper lamb chops at hand, pulled the corners of his mouth and adjusted a nonchalant smile: "I won't eat."

"Aren't you full yet?" He looked at me very patiently.

"You are more important than food."

"Really." Cheng Ke was uncharacteristically, showing a rare and warm smile: "So, you can eat me?"

These words, like a small knife, cut down my heart firmly, steadily and accurately.

Because it was too sharp, I only felt the cold, but didn't feel the pain: "Cheng Ke, I... I didn't mean to..."

"Just think I've been eaten by you, okay?" Cheng Ke still had that wonderful smile on his face: "Starting today, I'm leaving."

"Going?" I grabbed Cheng Ke's arm subconsciously, and panicked: "Where are you going?"

"This has nothing to do with you." It was the graceful voice of Calamus, standing behind Cheng Ke, with a beautiful smile that only a fairy could have on her face: "Since you don't cherish him, let me Take him with you."

"I don't cherish him!" I looked at Calamus: "Why are you here to meddle? What's your business with me and Cheng Ke?"

"Between you and Cheng Ke?" Calamus's cherry lips curled up, showing a superior smile: "How did you and Cheng Ke get together in the first place? Was it because of me?"

I felt a lump in my throat, although it was against my will, it was because she was right.

"Even if this is the case, isn't your matter already over!" I said with a stiff neck, "Cheng Ke is mine now!"

"You treat him like this, how can you still say he belongs to you?" Calamus couldn't help raising his pale fingers to cover his cherry lips and laughed: "Are you joking? If it weren't for you, he would have become Is it like this now?"

"Now, what's it like now?"

Looking back at Cheng Ke, my heart twitched fiercely.

On Cheng Ke's body, there were many holes left by the bites.

He looked haggard like never before.

And, obviously, very painful.

Even if he is still the one who insists on maintaining his demeanor, it still makes people feel distressed.

By the way, the reason why he became what he is now is completely caused by me.

"I'm leaving." Cheng Ke stretched out his damaged arm, finally touched my head lightly, and smiled slightly: "Goodbye."

"Cheng Ke!" I was about to hold his hand, but found that my hand actually passed through his arm. He was like a mass of colored air, which I couldn't grasp or touch!
Then, he turned his head and walked side by side with Calamus, just turned around like that, walking farther and farther in front of my eyes.

I was naturally unwilling, and chased after them: "Cheng Ke! Cheng Ke! Wait for me!"

Cheng Ke didn't even turn his head, but Calamus slightly turned his beautiful face and smiled at me.

That smile was so smug, as if she was swearing her sovereignty over Cheng Ke!
Not reconciled... This makes people not reconciled!
I tried my best to chase after them, but although they were not walking fast, I couldn't catch up. I ran and ran, and I became more and more tired, but they were getting farther and farther away, so far that I couldn't even look at them. can't see...

"Cheng Ke... Cheng Ke..."

I can't, I can't keep up...

I'm scared, scared like never before!I know I'm afraid of losing Cheng Ke, but I never thought I'd be afraid like this!
And at this time, that feeling of hunger swept over again, like a vortex, trying to swallow me down, hungry... hungry... I'm hungry...

He lowered his head and found a big black hole under his feet.

That black hole is swallowing me up bit by bit, and inside the black hole, my own voice is faintly calling out: "Hungry...I'm hungry..."

Am I... going to be swallowed by my own appetite?

In the black hole, there are many delicious things, as long as I am swallowed, I can eat it...

But this feeling is actually something I'm looking forward to. It's good to be swallowed up like this. I can be free, right?
After all, I can't accept the feeling of losing Cheng Ke at all!

But at this time, as if being pulled by someone, he opened his eyes all of a sudden.

There is a burst of aroma at the end of the nose, which is the smell of incense sticks burned when making offerings.

Put together with incense sticks, there are often fresh and tender melons and fruits, big shiny pig heads, and pastries made of glutinous rice balls of various colors...

Hungry... That feeling of hunger rushed to my head again, I opened my mouth and bit down.

"Oh, I've been a errand for 800 years, and this is the first time I've seen a stranger who dares to bite even an errand!"

This voice sounds familiar!
Then, I seemed to be dragged away by an invisible force, the shadow with incense in front of me was getting farther and farther away from me, no, it was me who was getting farther and farther away from him!
Gradually waking up, it was dark in front of my eyes... The sky has already darkened...

Just now, was that a dream?

Such a real dream...

But more importantly...

"Yin bad?"

"You just realized it?" The person standing in front of him was indeed the errand who had met him a few times!

I saw him dusting off the weird black clothes he was wearing, tilting his head, looked at me patiently, and shook his head: "Your luck is really amazing."

"Mystery... my lord." I took a breath: "Why are you here?"

"I came here for a man named Liu Yuanhua." The errand said lightly: "After finishing the work, I happened to see you. I thought there was something wrong with you. I came to watch the fun. I didn't expect you to bite me when you came up! How hungry are you?" OMG?"

"To tell you the truth, I only ate a few catties a few hours ago."

"How many catties?" Yin Cha raised his eyebrows and said, "Sure enough, he has a lot of food."

"My lord," I hurriedly asked, "Earrings, no, how is Liu Yuanhua doing? Could it be that you are here this time to..."

I just heard it today. Dr. Ma said that the situation of the earrings is not optimistic. It's rare that the earrings can't survive, they are dying?

"I'm not here to seduce the soul." The errand seemed to understand what I was thinking, waved his slender hands, and said, "It's the fat man who wants to go through the procedures for interlinking yin and yang, and he's calling the soul for that man named Liu Yuanhua. Just catch up with me to do this business."

"spiritualism?"

"That's right." Yin almost nodded, and said, "He's not dead yet, but when his soul was pulled out of the big banyan tree, he got lost there and couldn't get out, so I thought of ways to dissipate his body." The Broken Soul was brought back, and now he is fine, he just lost his courage."

Only then did I feel relieved: "So that's the case, you are really dedicated to your duties and love your work."

"That must be true. Serving the people is what our underworld civil servants should do," the errand continued, "I was about to go back after I finished my work, but I happened to see you as a new interest, so I came over to take a look, who knows , you jump up and bite, tsk tsk tsk... But you have become like this, do you still have the heart to care about others?"

Saying the word "bite", the strong appetite in the stomach was stimulated again.

I barely swallowed a mouthful of saliva, trying to distract myself, because I was too hungry, my tongue began to be difficult: "I'm sorry, there seems to be something wrong with my body..."

"It's not a problem, it's a big problem." The errand continued to look at me with his head tilted, and said seriously: "You have changed a lot these days... Your stomach is empty, and you have added other new things. Son, tsk tsk, interesting, interesting."

When I heard this, I hurriedly said: "Master Yin, look... what is going on with my appetite? Being so hungry is like the punishment in the underworld!"

"It's similar to the way of hungry ghosts," Yin said, "but since you are still alive, it has nothing to do with our underworld. You were created by some kind of resentment."

"Resentment?" I immediately remembered: "Could it be... because of longevity?"

"Maybe, its idea is determined to stay here, but you seem to have taken away that idea forcefully," Yincha continued, "and the guilt in your heart was just captured by that idea, so this It becomes one of your weaknesses, this hole is calling you, fill it with what you really need, and it will be resolved.”

I half understood what I heard, and found it very profound.

idea?Is it the nostalgia of longevity, and my own guilt, that caused this situation?
"If you want to solve it, fill it up..." My heart sank: "Could it be that you want to take back the soul of Changsheng and press it in?"

"Maybe." The errand shrugged helplessly like a foreigner, and said, "But with my experience as an errand for so many years, if I want to solve this kind of obsession-related things, I need to resolve it." That heart knot, the heart knot of resentment and guilt between you and Changsheng. When this heart knot disappears, this hole will naturally disappear."

After all, it is because of longevity.

It was Changsheng's obsession combined with my own obsession to create this thing, so even Cheng Kechangpu and Doctor Ma couldn't see what was going on.

Hollow that swallows Yin Qi...

"In short, I wish you good luck." The errand turned around, saw the food on the table, seemed to be quite interested, and rummaged through it with his hands, but it was a pity that it was all empty shells left after being eaten up, the errand He shook his head, expressing disappointment.

I blushed a little, and hurriedly said: "When I have a chance to meet you next time, I will treat you to something good..."

"Next time, who knows if there will be another chance?" Yin Cha said, "60 years later, when I come to seduce your soul, you probably have already forgotten about it."

"I do not know!"

"Why not? Many people haven't reached that age yet, and they even forget their own name."

"My lord, not everyone will get Alzheimer's disease."

The clerk still wanted to talk, but unexpectedly at this moment, there was a knock on the door: "Lu Qiao."

It is the voice of calamus.

Yin Cha didn't say anything, but raised his head slightly and looked out the door with a strange expression on his face.

As if seeing something incomprehensible.

By the way, calamus was already a dead person, but now it has been resurrected because of longevity, so it seems strange to Yincha?
Fortunately, this errand is a nosy man.

Because I was really thinking about Cheng Ke, and I thought that Calamus came here for Cheng Ke's affairs, so I relied on my "acquaintance" with this errand, and opened my mouth to the door: "Calamus? You, have you?" What's the matter?"

"What else can it be?" Calamus seemed not to have sensed the danger behind the door, and said calmly, "I want to ask you, what are you going to do about Cheng Ke?"

"What should I do?" I recalled the dream, and replied casually, "Please tell me what you mean by that."

"Have you remembered the thing that injured Cheng Ke like that?" Calamus said calmly, "You don't even know what's going on with that strange body of yours, so naturally there's no way to solve it. Meeting Cheng Ke will probably continue to harm him, won't you?"

"So?" I naturally guessed what she was going to repeat: "In order to avoid further hurting Cheng Ke, I can ask you to unravel the technique of yin and yang to control ghosts and cut off the connection with Cheng Ke, then you can Don't hurt him anymore, will you?"

"You're a smart man." Calamus's voice was still calm: "Don't you love Cheng Ke very much? If you really cherish him so much, you won't have the heart to make him die. Moreover, if the yin and yang control ghosts If the technique is in the body, his soul will be scattered, and you will also be scattered with him, it is not worthwhile."

"Physical matters, I will think of a way." My throat seemed to be stuffed with something, but I still stuck my neck and said, "You don't need to worry about it."

"You know, I don't care about you." Calamus' voice continued: "I just don't want Cheng Ke to wait for me for so many hundred years, and finally disappear because of you. He was originally for me."

"Your Chen Zhima rotten millet has nothing to do with me," I said, "I will not unravel the art of yin and yang to control ghosts with Cheng Ke."

"You are hurting him."

Such a classic sentence, it's almost like a lady and mother-in-law throwing a check in the face of her son's girlfriend to force a breakup.

Seeing that I simply ignored her, Calamus said flatly: "It's okay, I'll wait for you to beg me, I just hope that when that time comes, you won't regret it."

As she spoke, her voice disappeared.

Feeling awkward for a while, I looked at Yin Cha, who still had a strange expression on his face.

"Master Yin Escort?" I asked tentatively, "Do you also think that the soul of this visitor should be taken away?"

Yincha shook his head, and the confusion on his face deepened: "That's not true, I'm not interested in this kind of thing."

Could it be that Yin Cha was also fascinated by Calamus' peerless grace?It shouldn't be!Since this errand man claims to have been a civil servant for 500 years, he should have seen everything in the world, so he shouldn't make such a fuss.

"That is……"

"Her soul is incomplete." Yin Cha blinked her big eyes and said, "But it's different from that Liu Yuanhua's incomplete soul. This is the first time I've seen this kind of situation. It's really fresh."

"The soul... is incomplete?" I looked at Yin Zai: "What does this mean?"

(End of this chapter)