husband from hell

Chapter 342 Marry Me
"Beauty, fill in this form!" Still in a daze, a sales promotion girl has already dragged me over.

In addition to the contact information on the list, there are also options for the relationship between two people: a: friend b: couple c: husband and wife.

Without hesitation, I ticked the "husband and wife".

"Oh, are you kidding me?" The girl was very envious: "Your husband is so eye-catching. If I had that kind of man, I would wake up laughing from my dreams."

I shivered triumphantly: "Yeah, I really woke up laughing."

At this moment, the photographer took out the photo that was about to be rushed out, handed it to me with a serious face, and made a professional evaluation: "It's full of impact! Good!"

I took the photo and took a closer look in my hand. In the photo, I was standing under a big Christmas tree. I stretched out my long hands and feet like an avatar, and stood in front of Cheng Ke. Cheng Ke is taller than me, so I can't stop him at all, his face is a rare smile.

The wind was blowing his hair up, Taohua squinted his big eyes, curled up his thin lips, and looked at me with a bit of doting, even if I was "protecting" him, it was obviously his "indulgence" .

So lovely.

"It's a good shot, isn't it?" the photographer said with a little pride: "I'm not boasting, just this picture..."

I didn't listen to the rest of the words, but somehow wanted to cry.

Because it is so beautiful, I am always afraid that this is just a dream, and when I wake up, it will never be there again.

Cheng Ke took the photo from behind me, as if quite satisfied.

I suddenly remembered the picture of calamus.

In the photo, who dug out the calamus' face?
At this time, I feel that maybe it won't be Cheng Ke.

He seemed so indifferent that he wouldn't even do that kind of thing.

Maybe Cheng Ke also showed such a beautiful smile when he took pictures with Cheng Ke.

I hope I can keep his smile.

"Goo..." I was afraid that I would forget it, and my stomach cried out with a little protest.

"Go to eat." Cheng Ke put the photo away, thanked the photographer and the others, picked up my hand and clenched it, and walked all the way into the crowd.

The sky is blue and dazzling, and the whole street is colorful because of Christmas, which looks like a gaudy postcard.

There was a bus painted bright yellow with a duck-shaped front that slid past us, full of children wearing red Santa hats.

Those children are only three or four years old, like the age of a kindergarten class, with delicate little faces like rose buds, all pink and plump.

They were happily sitting in the car, as if they had come back from some Christmas event.

So cute... huggable.

Cheng Ke's eyes followed the car, even though it slid past, a bright yellow flashed in his dark eyes.

Yes, he likes children.

I pretended I didn't see it, and just grabbed his hand and dragged him away: "We went to the noodle restaurant in the underworld station last time, didn't we eat love you and never change face? It's been so long, and the matter is finally over, let's go again Go once!"

"it is good."

Finally, I can walk on the street like every couple, although... Changsheng is still with me, and my stomach is still as hungry as the world.

It's pretty good, isn't it.

Walking along that bustling street to the all-too-familiar Yanzhi River, the noodle shop is still the same.

Several boys and girls were sitting inside, eating and asking the boss who looked like a chopping board: "Uncle, there was a dog abuse event on Qixi Festival, and now Christmas, there is also a lively event? The streets are full of Christmas. The festive atmosphere here is nothing like yours."

The boss propped his chin and said with a bored look: "I only celebrate Chinese festivals, and I'm not interested in foreigners' festivals."

By the way, he is also an upright staff member of the underworld!
"Eh?" Suddenly a girl turned her head and saw Cheng Ke and me: "You... aren't you the brothers and sisters I met in the haunted house last time?"

"Long time no see!" I raised my hand to say hello, and found that the little chubby boy who fell his butt last time was also there. When he saw us, he also remembered the embarrassing thing that time. Red like an apple.

It made people baffled and wanted to tease him: "Is the butt better?"

He didn't expect me to ask so unrestrainedly, his face turned even redder, he lowered his head, and said in a low voice, "No...it's all right..."

"Elder sister, did you say something happened after you stayed in the haunted house last time?" The little girl was obviously very interested in what happened next, and she exaggeratedly showed a look of lingering fear, patting her chest and said : "That time, I was so scared that my bile almost came out! You didn't run out all the time, and you thought you were dragged down by those ghosts..."

"We even called the police!" The little girl's boyfriend hurriedly said, "It's hard to say, they are willing to call the police. It's so simple. What happened after that..."

"It is thanks to you that we can be saved!" I went on to say, "Later...then there is no later."

"Tsk, sister, your story is so unfinished. What do you mean there will be no later?" Several children surrounded us: "How did you escape? Tell us, tell us !"

"Anyway, just remember to stop playing that kind of psychic game." I waved my hand: "I... am also a victim."

At that time, I was young and frivolous and ignorant, and there will never be a second time.

"Boss, two bowls of Love You Never Change California Seafood Noodles!"

"What I said today is quite clear."

"By the way, isn't your kitchen helper lost!" I leaned over and said, "Who cooks now?"

"I can't find one helper, tens of thousands of helpers stand up..." The boss smacked his fingers, realized what I meant, looked at me with a suddenly enlightened expression, and sent out an intriguing "" Oh..." Come on.

"Don't get me wrong, we didn't snatch that helper!" I hurriedly said, "At that time, it happened for a reason..."

"It just happened to be today, so I'll give him back to you by the way."

Cheng Ke didn't shy away from it, touched it from his arms, shook off the bag containing the fox's face, and patted it in mid-air, only to see the fox's face appeared on the floor with its head down: "Oh my! mom……"

"I'm going, I'll be transformed into a living person!" Several children boiled with excitement: "Emotional big brother is still a magician!"

"Encore! Encore!" The little girl also clapped her hands excitedly: "It's the first time I've seen this kind of close-up magic. It's really wonderful. Big brother will change one after another!"

"There are not enough props," Cheng Ke probably was in a good mood today, but he actually replied in a good temper: "Next time."

props...

"The big brother must count on what he says!"

The fox face groaned, touched his buttocks and stood up, looking at the owner with tears in his eyes: "Boss, you have to make the decision for me! My eighty-year-old mother is sitting in front of the hall, and the baby is crying. Old and young..."

"Your old mother's age was seventy last time," I said.

"Ah?" Fox's face was blocked, and he quickly waved his little paw: "Don't care about these details! Boss..."

The boss's chopping board-like face was still intact: "What role did you play in that incident last time?"

"Effect?" Foxface thought for a while, his eyes lit up, he regained his energy, and said frothingly: "I am a witness! If it weren't for me, they would still be in the dark! Thanks to my ability to distinguish right from wrong , eradicate rape and eradicate evil..."

"So, that Yang Bugui was afraid that you would reveal the secret, but you still revealed it?" The boss stared at the fox's face with a pair of radiant eyes.

The fox's face was a little embarrassed, he blinked his eyes, and put on a flattering expression: "Anyway, they are not outsiders..."

"Whether you are an outsider or not is not up to you, you have caused me to lose my reputation, and I have no reason to keep you." The store owner propped his chin and said lazily: "You have been fired. "

"What? Expulsion?" Fox's face froze for a moment: "Boss, you... what do you mean?"

"I took you here originally to promise Yang Bugui to keep a secret, but now that your secret is out, there's no point in staying here." The shop owner said, "So, since it's meaningless, why keep you? You are fired, look for your own life!"

When Fox Face heard this, he suddenly looked like he was about to cry, and collapsed on the ground: "I... I didn't do anything wrong... It's the first time I've been fired after meeting so many masters... Eh! Damn, how can I mess around on the road in the future..."

"I said, are you stupid?" I touched Fox's face on the shoulder and said, "What's wrong with you regaining your freedom, the boss is letting you live, just like liberating black slaves, your brain is flooded Are you still too servile? Hurry up and go back to your old mother and Jiaoer."

"Liberation?" The fox face was pushed by me, and the whole person immediately became energetic: "Yes, oh, how did I forget this one! Yes, yes, I am free..."

As he said that, he kowtowed a few times on the ground: "Thank you boss...Thank you boss..."

Then, he got up scrambling, as if he was afraid that the boss would regret it, and ran away, creating a small whirlwind.

The children were stunned and didn't know what happened. After whispering to each other, they applauded together: "Okay! Okay!"

I haven't gotten why they applauded, but the boss has already said: "How are your affairs going?"

"Hmm..." I thought about it for a while and said, "It's kind of confusing, it's hard to say, but... I'm really hungry, boss, please hurry up and serve the noodles!"

"Alright." The boss poked his head into the back kitchen: "Are you ready?"

"All right."

A woman's thin voice sounded familiar. Just as I was about to poke my head in to have a look, the boss had already brought out two large bowls of noodles.

The aroma wafted over, and the big bowl of noodles was piled with jade-white shell meat and green coriander.

I don't know if the appearance of eating is ugly, anyway, I picked up the chopsticks, and I don't care about eating decently.

Cheng Ke frowned, and continued to push the second bowl over: "Eat slowly."

Eating noodles is better than eating people.

The boss seemed to have noticed something, swept his eyes at me, and sighed softly: "It's not easy for you."

More than "difficult" can be summed up in three words.

I pretended I didn't hear it, and took every step counting. Anyway, I have made money by living up to now.

There is no hurdle in the world that cannot be overcome. I have survived the more serious things in the past, and I am afraid that this will not work.

I forgot to eat a few bowls of noodles, anyway, the children next to me stared straight at me again: "Sister, if there is a big appetite final, you will definitely win the championship."

Cheng Ke looked at my stomach, which still didn't seem to be bulging, and asked tentatively, "Are you full?"

I rubbed my stomach and reluctantly said, "Ah, it counts."

"I like customers like you, welcome to come often." The boss took the bowl away, and still did not forget to praise me.

I don't want to be praised like that.

When I was standing up, I remembered the familiar female voice I heard just now, and then asked: "Boss, can the new clerk let us meet? It's good to know each other, this face is more delicious than the fox's face." too much."

"Well, I promised not to let her show up in public, so don't make it difficult for me," the shop owner said, "Hey, don't mention it, my place is about to become a refugee shelter."

Not allowing them to meet is something that can't be helped. Forget it, maybe it's just my illusion.

The days in winter are short, and when we go out at this moment, it is completely dark outside, and the twinkling Christmas lights are full, which looks particularly festive.

A pair of lovers braved the severe cold and walked on the street, talking intimately, with white gas coming out of their mouths, intertwined and intertwined, all of them had beautiful smiles on their faces.

In the middle of the street, someone dressed in Santa’s clothes and performed a skit with a companion dressed as a reindeer in a Northeast accent: “Oh my god, you don’t know, this circle of friends is going crazy, saying that I came to China, and no one fell on the ground.” Gan Fu froze to death, this is a rumour, an absolute rumour, don’t worry everyone, I’ll give you gifts when the time comes!”

"Hurry up, don't panic." The man playing the reindeer said in a low voice, "If it's later, I'll be taken away by the urban management!"

All the people watching the sketch laughed, and I rubbed my aching ears from the cold, and laughed too.

Just when I was concentrating, a warm thing suddenly covered my ear. I touched it, and it turned out that Cheng Ke bought me a white ear bag from a small stall nearby and put it on.

"Is it warm?"

"Warm." I smiled: "More importantly, is it good-looking?"

"Beautiful." Cheng Ke's eyes sparkled: "You are the most beautiful person I have ever seen."

Even though I knew it wasn't true, I was still happy to hear it.

I am worthy of his coaxing, which makes me very proud.

"Hoo..." Just at this time, a large row of fireworks suddenly shot up from the ground, hitting the dark sky from behind me, and blossoming into gorgeous patterns. When I looked closely, it turned out to be a pair of flowers in a suit. A heart shape, all kinds of colors add radiance to each other, fleeting, very good-looking.

"You are my little apple, I can't love you too much..."

Suddenly, the deafening electronic music of square dancing came to mind. A dozen aunts wearing red padded jackets suddenly surrounded Cheng Ke and me in a circle. They stretched their arms and legs and danced violently. I was stunned. , What is the situation in this scene?
Waiting for the end of the dance, those aunts said loudly: "It's time!"

Cheng Ke turned around and looked at me, and took out a large handful of roses. Inside the roses, there was a ring shining, and then, in his clear voice, he said loudly in front of everyone: "Lu Qiao, Will you marry me?"

I was stunned all of a sudden.

When others propose marriage, they have heard of flash mob dancing to propose marriage, but the square dance... what rhythm is it?
More importantly...how did Cheng Ke learn this trick?
"Oh my god, if the old man in my family is so distracted, I will follow him like a cow!" An aunt's eye circles were red when she was moved by Cheng Ke, and she raised her sleeve to wipe it non-stop.

Only then did I see that this is the rose flower square from last time!These aunts... are the ones who thought I was pregnant, and even came up with the idea that the first child is important, and they must not let it go!
Could it be... They gave this idea, right?I just watched a skit, and I feel like I have time-traveled!
"How stupid is this girl!" An aunt pushed me: "Hurry up, promise!"

The onlookers next to him were also very excited: "That man is so handsome!"

"Really...are you making an idol drama?"

Sure enough, no one praised me. Their eyes were all on Cheng Ke, which was really reconciled.

"Promise! Promise!" All the people who were attracted by the sketch just now turned their backs and looked at us, booing loudly.

I just came to my senses, looking at Cheng Ke, my eyes were wet at that time, I quickly blinked at the sky to control my tears, and nodded heavily: "Okay, then from now on, we...we..."

"Kiss one, kiss one!" Those voices were like a tide, suppressing everything I wanted to say.

Fortunately, Cheng Ke hadn't learned how to kneel on one knee, so he came over very generously, put his hand on the ring for me, then stretched out his arms around me, bowed his head and kissed me in the halo of the street lamps. down.

The cold lips and teeth were pressed down, the breath of sandalwood made people's mind go blank, and at the same time... the hunger was even worse...

It's okay, I can bear it, this is Cheng Ke, not food, you can only watch it, not eat it.

If you eat it, it's gone.

"Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." my face turned red, i'm usually very low-key!How would I react to being like this... But, I'm a little excited when I think about it...

After a long time, he raised his head: "I don't know what gift you like. Is it a surprise to give you this?"

I nodded again, this time, tears burst out uncontrollably.

Yes, I am his most important person.

"Oh my god, I just told that little brother, the effect of dancing is amazing!" An aunt said enviously: "My little brother just said that this song was taught to him by that girl. I sang, the first song."

Sure enough...it was the idea given by the aunts.

"Chachacha..." There were many flashing lights around me, and it seemed that they were taking pictures for us.

At this time, my mobile phone rang suddenly, and I checked the caller ID, it was my mother, and I remembered that I had agreed to pick up my parents at the Taiqing Palace after the matter was over, which would be good. Eat this important thing with noodles.

Picking up with a guilty conscience: "Mom..."

"You really... have a date and forget your mother!" My mother said angrily from the other end of the phone, "You haven't seen us for so long, don't you miss us?"

"I think, I definitely want to!" I hurriedly said, "Mom, please listen to my explanation..."

"It's not easy for Lu Qiao to find a partner..." My father's earnest voice came from the side: "I finally found one, don't scare this one away..."

Is my father's feelings because he is afraid that his daughter will hit his hands?
"Okay, bring your family Cheng Ke over here and formally meet the parents." My mother said sharply: "Formal, you know?"

I muttered in my heart, haven't I seen it before... Could it be considered informal?

But... the meaning of allowing Cheng Ke to come to see the parents... My heart floated up like a balloon, that is to say, allow Cheng Ke and me?
No need to ask, I am sure that grandpa and fourth aunt have said a lot of good things about Cheng Ke!

The expression on my face after I hung up the phone might be a bit abnormal, Cheng Ke asked after seeing him, "What's wrong?"

I smiled: "It's fine to propose to me, but where my parents..."

"Of course there is no shortage of etiquette," Cheng Ke said seriously, "You teach me."

"Buy a fruit basket!" Before I could say anything, the aunt on the side had already set up a seedling: "The big one!"

"Buy skin care products for your mother-in-law!"

"Bring a few bottles of foreign wine and two cigarettes to your father-in-law!"

“The more expensive the better!”

"There must be a brand!"

The tears on my face were not dry yet, and I laughed again amidst the gossip of the aunts.

Cheng Ke carried something colorful, like a moving Christmas tree.

I bought a lot of things, but he wouldn't let me take any of them.

I jumped up the steps one by one, my appetite was empty, and my whole body was as light as a swallow.

"Be careful."

"If I fall, can you catch me?"

"Ah."

"Then why should I be careful?"

When the door was opened, it was really brightly lit, and relatives were full.

Grandpa, fourth aunt, parents, third aunt, and even second grandpa also came.

It's like... a dream, but I hope it's not a dream.

Is there anything happier than being able to get married with the blessing of your family...

Like every time a guest comes to the house, I was dragged by my mother to the kitchen to fill up. Cheng Ke faced a large number of people by himself, but he was still very calm.

I was a little worried, would he say something wrong?Thinking of poking over to have a look, my mother pulled him back again: "Are you still afraid that our family will eat him?"

When the word "eat" was mentioned, I couldn't help swallowing again, and quickly said with a flattering smile: "Then how can it be, look at what you said..."

"Don't talk about anything else," my mother squinted at me and said threateningly, "You are the only child in our family, you know?"

As soon as my mother said this, I immediately understood what it meant: "You mean... we will pass on the family in the future?"

"That's right." My mother nodded solemnly: "I have been telling you to find a partner quickly, just to let you have a child early and not to be an older mother. Now, don't tell me, marry There is a ghost, and there is no hope for the child's affairs."

"Mom, actually I don't particularly like children..."

As I said this, I remembered the faces of those rosebud-like children I saw in that little yellow car today.

"Now you're saying that, when you get older, you'll have to regret it!" My mother inserted a toothpick into the cut watermelon viciously, and said, "If I can have a baby, I don't care who he is. Lu, I wish you a happy marriage for a hundred years, if you can't have children, you should hurry to find Mr. Deng, undo the yin and yang technique of controlling ghosts, and go on a blind date with Li Minglang."

I felt disgusted in my heart: "It's not like Li Minglang has been waiting for me all his life, so don't mention this..."

"Don't mention who he mentioned, there are men who have chased you, and finally one..." My mother inserted a fruit knife into the grapefruit, gnashing her teeth: "Not a human yet!"

"I understand your thoughts..."

If I were my mother, I would definitely not want my daughter who had raised her for twenty years to marry a dead person.

"You were born to die, and I know..." My mother looked at my expression, and her tone softened: "But this matter still needs to be investigated, so don't hold out too much hope."

"Then how much hope should I have?"

"Well," my mother thought for a while: "50.00%."

half...

With that said, my mother picked up the fruit plate and took out the cut fruits. Before leaving the kitchen door, she hesitated for a moment, sighed, and opened the door without saying anything else.

These words are like pouring a basin of cold water on the head, which makes people feel bright and cool.

Who doesn't love kids?but i...

Rubbing my stomach, I was hungry again, I stretched out my hand and pawed in the kitchen, because my parents didn't come home recently, so I didn't have any food in stock, so I had to open a bag of instant noodles and chew them dry.

"I said, you are delicious."

I was absent-mindedly filling the black hole in my stomach, when suddenly a voice came from behind me, accompanied by a gust of cold wind and the sound of opening a window.

I was stimulated physically and mentally at the same time. I shivered at the time, and a mouthful of dry instant noodles stuck in my mouth. Take a sip of cold water.

A hand patted my back, and my mouthful of instant noodles was swallowed raw from my throat, which made my throat sore. Then I turned around and saw Eleven standing behind me.

"Eleven?" I was taken aback, "How did you get here?"

Our house is on the seventh floor... Her ability to raise ghosts was abolished by Cheng Ke. Could it be that she climbed up by her own ability?
"Leave it alone." Eleven looked at the instant noodles in my hand, showing a sneering expression: "Still hungry?"

Obviously, she should have found out about me through some means.

It's really uncomfortable to be looked at by a child with that kind of disdain.

I took a breath, and said in a bad mood: "Yes, you came this time to thank me for finally avenging Ah Jiu for you?"

"Hmph," Eleven tilted his head, but still had that contemptuous expression: "Are you sure, you really got rid of that thing that was attached to your grandfather before?"

I was taken aback: "What do you mean by that?"

"A man met Calamus, and they talked about longevity." Eleven reached out, and took a piece of grapefruit to eat unceremoniously: "I'm afraid, the person who came was not kind...I, I came here to tell you Yours, of course, your life and death has nothing to do with me, I only care about whether that person is dead or not."

I suddenly remembered, the secret of longevity, where does it come from, and where does it go back? Luo Chengshou touched longevity with his left hand, but...he touched it with his own left hand, not grandpa's left hand .

In other words, before Changsheng touched him, he slipped out of Grandpa's body...

No wonder when I left the Dingling Point, I felt something was wrong behind me!

I immediately raised my heart: "That man, what did he say to Calamus?"

"Since everyone has used longevity, they are grasshoppers on a rope. If they want to live, they must work together." Eleven chewed the grapefruit and said vaguely: "And, he asked Calamus, the soul of longevity , Was it really eaten by the golden hawk moth?"

I became even more nervous: "What did calamus say?"

"Calamus didn't speak, but showed an inscrutable smile, just like Mona Lisa." Eleven shrugged and said regretfully, "At this time, the first dwarf that Ah Jiu left there before The figurines were found and smashed by calamus. I couldn’t see anything.”

The first dwarf figurines set up by Ah Jiu before his death?

"Then..." I continued to ask, "Where did they meet?"

"It's still the ruins of that small temple," Eleven said, "There seems to be something ulterior hidden under that small temple."

Unspeakable... anything other than the Dingling Point?

"Also," Eleven continued, "Before the dwarf figurines were smashed to pieces, I saw the figure of a third person, faintly behind them, but I didn't see clearly who that person was."

If Luo Chengshou really didn't die, it would be a big trouble. It would be even more troublesome to cooperate with Calamus for the common benefit of longevity. Now, there is a third person, which is simply unimaginable...

"I just came to tell you." Eleven happily ate the grapefruit, hugged her in his arms, and said, "They will definitely come to you again, just wait and eradicate them completely."

She turned around and went to the window sill, and gave me a wink with a smile: "I believe in you."

(End of this chapter)