husband from hell

Chapter 371 Tongue Blade
"Awesome?" I straightened up from the sofa: "Then tell me quickly, how powerful is this person, stealing floor mats from door to door for fun?"

"Ghost raiser!" Congratulations hurriedly said, "It's the ghost raiser from Xichuan!"

Xichuan's ghost raiser again?My heart suddenly picked up: "Whose family?"

"I don't know. I'm just a ghost. I saw the ghost breeder going around. How could I understand that, but I went over to listen to it, and I heard a sentence in Xichuan dialect, which was the same as in the TV, so I knew it was Xichuan. people," Congratulations hurriedly said, "What's the matter, big sister, should we find them and take back the mats?"

"Compared to taking back the mats, I want to know why they stole the mats..." I frowned, "There must be something to explain it."

"I'm afraid what they want is not the mat, but the soil on the mat." Cheng Ke, who had been silent all this time, said suddenly.

"The soil on the pads?" I became more interested: "What is the soil on the pads?"

"The soil on the mats is, of course, 'hundreds of soil'." Cheng Ke said: "It means the soil with the breath of every family."

"Is there still a need to go to the floor mats to collect it? Are they stupid?" Congratulations hurriedly interjected and said, "Brother-in-law, there are people coming and going at the subway station and bus station. Is there any surname? There must be more than a hundred Ah! It’s not too much to collect it in the trash can with Auntie Cleaning! It’s not worth the effort..."

"Yes, yes," I also said, "Isn't the heavy smog blowing every day the same as Baijiatu!"

"Although that kind of soil is also made by stepping on it, it is not suitable for this kind of house door." Cheng Ke continued: "Walking in the world, with the sky above your head and your feet on the ground, where the soil is, it will naturally carry the air, and The most important thing is the word 'jia', and the floor mats are on the door of every house, what do you say is on the door of every house?"

"The door..." I remembered, every household, just like the Kitchen God in the kitchen, also has the Door God at the door, so we raise ghost masters and congratulate such ghosts, without the welcome of the owner here, we will not be able to cross the threshold: "Is it related to the door god?"

Cheng Ke nodded, and then said: "Because of the protection of the door god, some filth will be blocked at the door and fall at the door. Baijiatu uses the spirituality bestowed by the door god, so it must be cleaned at the door of each house. Soil. Taking the family as the unit, this kind of soil from hundreds of families has the breath of each door god, and the more mixed, the stronger the spirituality."

"The effect given by the door god?" Congratulations hurriedly asked: "Brother-in-law, after all, what can this so-called Baijiatu do?"

"Eat." Cheng Ke said calmly.

"Eat?" I also widened my eyes: "How to eat?"

In these years, people often laugh at themselves for being out of money and "eating dirt", but now the joke has become a reality?

"Oh, I'll go..." Congratulations and earrings also said the same thing: "Who can be so heavy!"

"It's not for people to eat, but for feeding things." Cheng Ke replied: "It's the type of earth monkey and five poisonous Gu. It can be used as a ghost raising technique, and it can have miraculous effects. What is it specifically, then I don't know."

"I don't know what it is to bring this kind of thing raised by hundreds of families..." I became more and more curious: "It must be very interesting."

Cheng Ke looked at me, and Taohua narrowed his eyes: "If you are interested, let's see what it is."

"Look?" I got excited: "How do you see it? But..."

I hesitated again: "We still have troublesome things about longevity that we have not dealt with. How can we have time to be interested in other things now, or else, let's forget it."

The matter of Luo Weilan and Changsheng is still unresolved, and I can't take care of it if I'm interested. It's better not to make trouble for myself, I wish I could go around if I have something to do.

Cheng Ke said, "It's okay, this matter may help us save Luo Weilan."

"Huh?" I hurriedly asked, "What help?"

Cheng Ke's peach blossom eyes narrowed, and he had a cunning look like a fox again: "Since you want to save Luo Weilan, it's good to have more helpers, so you can wait to watch the fun at night. But before watching the fun, you need to buy a new one." Come on the pads."

"Lead the snake out of the hole! I understand, I understand! How can there be no bait for fishing! I can order one, and the supermarket downstairs will deliver it." I picked up my mobile phone and ordered a floor mat, and then asked: "The floor mat can't be new, right? ?”

Cheng Ke nodded, and his thin lips curled up, but inexplicably a little doting: "It's really smart."

This kind of thing can be thought of by anyone casually, and he is quite giving me face.

I looked to congratulate.

"Big sister, leave this matter to me, don't worry!" Of course Congratulations understood, and said quickly: "As soon as the floor mat arrives, I will quickly put it under the building, and thousands of people will trample on it! Guarantee the effect." Top quack!"

I want to ask him, what is the reason for your expression of dispelling hatred?

Cheng Ke smiled with his thin lips.

I haven't seen Cheng Ke like this for a long time...

When he was with Cheng Ke at the beginning, when he saw strange things together, his ability to deal with yin and yang like a fish in water came back again.

Such Cheng Ke is the real Cheng Ke, right?

Since Iris appeared, I haven't seen him like this for a long time.

That's great, the real Cheng Ke is finally back.

"Why are you smirking?" Cheng Ke frowned slightly: "I heard that there is something exciting to watch, so happy?"

"That's for sure!"

After being hunted down every day for a while, there is finally hope that he can take the initiative to attack.

We common people, we are so happy today...

"What are you talking about, so happy?" Gong Beibei also came out of the bathroom.

Just as I was about to speak, Cheng Ke raised his eyebrows first, and said without blushing, "She is happy as long as she is with me."

This person... No, this ghost's face seems to be getting thicker and thicker recently...

"That's great," Gong Beibei said enviously, her eyes were red again.

"Don't do this, don't do this," I hurriedly said, "As long as those relatives of your family get news, we will definitely rescue Luo Weilan immediately!"

"Yeah." Gong Beibei nodded, and smiled through tears: "Now, I rely on you."

However, what are the people of the Gong family waiting for?Doesn't it mean that the sooner the matter of seizing longevity, the better?It's obviously tricky to be procrastinating.

You still have to be careful in everything, after all, it's about Luo Weilan's life.

But Cheng Ke seemed to have a plan in mind long ago, and he didn't show any nervousness.

Anyway, longevity is now our thing, and everything can be let go.

"Oh, we know what's in our hearts!" Congratulations also stepped forward and patted his thin chest: "Eating people have soft mouths, those crabs can't get into their stomachs for nothing..."

"Thank you..." Gong Beibei laughed through her tears: "At any rate, I'm not alone."

The light outside the window gradually dimmed, and the night fell slowly, and it was almost night.

I turned on the light, and went into the kitchen to prepare for cooking. Cheng Ke went over and took the pot that I was scrubbing vigorously: "Don't touch cold things."

"The coolest thing around me is you."

Cheng Ke raised his brows: "What, you need to clean up?"

"No, no..." I hastened to surrender and raised my foam-stained hands: "I'll listen to what you say."

"Learn to be good." Cheng Ke glanced at me, adjusted the temperature of the faucet, and rinsed my hands carefully. Taohua Dayan swept my stomach intentionally or unintentionally, and said casually: " How is your health recently?"

"Body?" I blinked my eyes: "How about the body?"

Alas, as soon as I said this, I realized it. Could it be that he knew about the Scarlet Blood Curse?

"It's just..." His iceberg face was probably flushed slightly because of the sunset glow: "After Changsheng is taken out of your body, shouldn't you also..."

"Ah, I will pay attention," I said hastily, "Don't worry, I promise that I will never be as unscrupulous as before, and I will definitely kill the signs in the cradle."

I don't know why, but when he said this, Cheng Ke's face became a little colder. Probably, it was because of the sunset?His face is as cold now as in the evening.

"I'll cook the rice, I don't need you here." Cheng Ke picked up the knife neatly, and chopped the onion, ginger, and garlic until they were finely chopped.

With that strength of his hand, don't chop up the cutting board, right?
I'm a little worried.

Just as I was about to speak, I suddenly felt a strange but familiar feeling...

Big... Aunt... Mom?

As soon as I had this thought, I turned around and ran into the bathroom like a cannonball.

Really...

The aunt who hadn't visited for half a year came here!

By the way, since it was because of the foreign body called Changsheng that parasitized on the body, it affected my aunt. Now that Changsheng is gone, of course I should return to normal!
Today is really a good day!
If I have an aunt, can I have a child with Cheng Ke after I get married?
It's just... Can a child of a ghost be like a normal person?

No... I've thought about this before, but looking at Wei Jiuye and the old lady ghost, isn't that also dependent on each other for life?

So... maybe it's still out of the question.

The couple have not seen each other for a long time. The last time we went to Kunlun Mountain, they said they stayed in Tanshen Town to help the fourth aunt stay behind in order to avoid seeing Mr. Deng, their old enemy, but they didn’t see them when they went back this time.

Now the matter of longevity can be regarded as an end for them, and they probably don't know where to go to continue to be a couple of gods and immortals.

After tidying myself up and coming out, my head started to feel a little dizzy, and I went back to the room and lay down. When my aunt came, she must be drowsy.

Shen Shen fell into a dreamland, as if he was on a big ship with many people, there were many people densely packed on the deck, surrounded by stormy waves, and everywhere was dark.

There was a strong wind, and people were blown up and beaten around like grass, and I hurriedly grabbed onto the deck railing in a panic.

What about Cheng Ke?Why isn't Cheng Ke by my side?

He was anxious to find Cheng Ke, but when he looked carefully, he was surrounded by acquaintances, Gong Beibei, Luo Weilan, Earring, Fourth Aunt, Second Grandpa, Old Madam Liu...

They were all overturned by the wind one by one, and fell into the dark sea before my eyes.

"Fourth aunt... Beibei!" I stretched out my hand and shouted loudly: "Grab my hand, grab it!"

But one pair after another missed me and disappeared into the dark sea before my eyes.

This feeling...is terrible, all those faces, every person, are gone...

"Don't...don't..."

Don't disappear...don't leave me alone...

Finally, he grabbed a hand in a panic, and the wind blew away the man's long hair, revealing a flawless face: "Are you going to save me..."

"calamus……"

"Do you want to save me..." She showed a sad smile: "Everything about you originally belonged to me, give it back to me, you give it back to me...

"Lu Qiao, help me..." Another voice came from behind: "Lu Qiao... Lu Qiao..."

I turned around, and it was Ah Jiu, and Chang Sheng, whose face was always blurred: "Lu Qiao... Lu Qiao..."

They all appeared suddenly before my eyes, and then disappeared in the dark wind and rain.

I want to save, of course I want to save, but can I save it?

At this moment, the railing I was holding on to with the other hand broke suddenly. Like a kite with a broken string, I was blown off the boat and sank to the bottom of the sea. beautiful smile...

"Lu Qiao, Lu Qiao!" Suddenly opened his eyes, only to realize that it was Cheng Ke who kept calling me.

He frowned: "Are you uncomfortable?"

"No." I hurriedly sat up: "Eat?"

"Seeing that you were asleep, I didn't call you. I left you a portion of the meal, but just now, you seemed to be having a nightmare, and your mouth was full of sleepy words. You don't want to say anything." Cheng Ke touched me with a bit of distress. The head: "I know what you think, as long as you don't want to, I will never bring up that matter again."

Headache... I rubbed my temples, only to feel a headache for a while, and my ears were buzzing, and I didn't quite hear what Cheng Ke said: "Well, I'm fine."

Suddenly Cheng Ke's slender arms embraced me, and he said in a deep voice, "It's good to have you, I'm greedy."

The smell of sandalwood is familiar and pleasant, I closed my eyes, not caring what he said: "Hold me...I still want to sleep..."

"...Is it cold?"

"I'm not afraid of the cold."

I'm just afraid of being alone.

"it is good."

Without him in that dream, I was very scared... I was really scared... the kind of fear I had never had before...

Finally fell asleep again.

Probably because I rely on Cheng Ke, I feel very stable.

"Big sister! Big sister!"

"Boom..."

"Brother-in-law, can you not be so hard..."

I opened my eyes, turned around, and saw Congratulations lying on the ground with his head down, crying out in pain.With a bit of crying: "Oh, I'm going..."

Cheng Ke looked at the congratulations coolly: "How many times have I told you to knock on the door?"

"It's a very important matter, I'm in a hurry!" Congratulations got up, and said bitterly, "Eldest sister hasn't taken a shower yet, why is elder brother-in-law so nervous..."

"Congratulations?" I quickly got up and asked, "What's wrong?"

"The fish is on the bait!" Congratulations saw that I woke up, as if I saw a savior, I hurried over to claim credit: "Sister, the ghost breeder who specializes in mats is here!"

"Huh?" I quickly climbed down: "It's really here!"

"Really, I just collected the floor mats from the houses across the street, and immediately came to our house. If you don't go there, they will leave as soon as they collect the floor mats!"

"Then what are you waiting for?" When I heard this, my head stopped hurting, and I quickly searched for slippers everywhere, and said, "Where are we! Let's go there quickly!"

"Wait a minute..." Cheng Ke bent down to find slippers and put them on my feet, and then took clothes to put on me: "It's winter, what's the hurry."

"Oh." I looked at Cheng Ke and smiled: "Thank you."

"Thank you?" Cheng Ke frowned: "Pay attention to yourself."

"Stop showing your affection..." Congratulations rushed out first: "I'll see if I'm gone."

Cheng Ke took my hand and followed me out.

Looking out from the cat's eye, I saw a few dark shadows, and the voice-activated light didn't turn on for some reason, it must have been tampered with by their group of criminals.

Because everything was silent, their voices could still be heard clearly even though they were lowered: "Is this Lu Qiao's house?"

"Seems to be……"

"Then, can they steal their floor mats..."

"It has to be the mats of this kind of powerful ghost-raiser's house, which is worth stealing. Those ordinary people, even if they steal it, what's the point." A ghost-raiser said in a low voice: "Last time we saw Now, isn’t there only one ghost? It’s easy to kill! Get it!”

"That's right, it's because of this..." Another ghost raiser said tremblingly: "Brother, but last time we stole their floor mats, this time there are new ones, doesn't it explain it?" When they came back from home, did they make up again..."

"Oh, fuck me..." At first, the ghost raiser reacted: "It's really fucking..."

As he spoke, he slapped the ghost raiser: "Didn't you tell me earlier, are you courting death..."

The ghost raiser who was beaten was very wronged: "Brother, I don't know that you didn't see it..."

"withdraw!"

Just as the ghost raisers were about to leave, the voice-activated lights suddenly turned on even without hearing the sound.

The bright light blinded the ghost raisers all of a sudden, and they were about to blink. The ghost raiser who called him "Brother" just now was clever, and he was the first to react: "Brother, something..."

"So I told you to withdraw..."

The biggest ghost raiser was the first to raise his legs to leave. Unexpectedly, their feet seemed to be glued to the floor, and they couldn't move at all. They looked like flies landed on flypaper, and their faces were completely waxy. Bai: "It's broken, we've lost our way..."

"The ship capsized in the gutter, bro..."

"Yeah, who do you think their house is a sewer!" Congratulations, seeing that a few ghost breeders were locked outside, they walked through the wall first, with one hand on their hips, and relying on Cheng Ke's ability, he pointed at that A few ghost raisers said: "Are you blind, are you blind? Whose house is not easy to steal, and if you steal into our house, you will be cupped on your buttocks-looking for death (shit)!"

"Did you learn from the second grandpa, what are you talking about, don't talk about it in the future!" I hurriedly opened the door.Looking at those ghost raisers, they felt familiar: "It's you..."

Those with yellow hair, earrings, tattoos, a group of punks, who can sing rock and roll directly on stage.

Isn't it the group of ghost raisers who got the earrings last time!
By the way, the last time I was in Jinyuli, I even came out to pick things up, and the family members who were beaten by Cheng Ke didn't know each other anymore.

It's them again.

As soon as they saw me coming out, they followed Cheng Ke closely, and they were all dumbfounded: "Lu... Lu Qiao..."

"It's really..." A ghost raiser was about to cry: "Why are you so bad..."

"It's really a coincidence." Cheng Ke obviously didn't forget these people, and smiled slightly: "Long time no see."

"We don't want to see you again either!" The biggest ghost breeder known as "Big Brother" immediately put on an ugly smile and said, "This...it's all a misunderstanding..."

"Even my eldest sister's name was reported just now. The deaf-mute woman who sells newspapers next door doesn't believe what I said to be a misunderstanding!" Congratulations, who had been beaten by them before, had always held grudges. However, he frantically surrounded those ghost-raising masters and said, "I said you guys are usually awesome, and when you hit me, you said you would give my elder sister a fight for longevity? Yo, what's going on now? Are you standing so well? Come on, my eldest sister is waiting for you!"

"Oh, have you ever thought of this?" Cheng Ke's thin lips curled up. Although the big peach blossom eyes were still bright and beautiful, they inadvertently revealed a bit of cruelty.

"Don't dare, dare not, we just take advantage of no one bragging, how dare we really think so!" The legs of several ghost raisers who were fixed on the ground trembled: "We knew last time, we Definitely not Master Lu's opponent, you hold your hand high, let us go this time, we...we will eat and fight, and we will never do it again!"

"Then I'll give you a chance." I coughed, and appeared on the stage in a bossy manner: "I said, you stole the land of hundreds of families, who is it for?"

When these ghost cultivators heard that I was so clear, they couldn't help showing admiration on their faces, and they all slipped their beards: "Oh, you are indeed Master Lu! When we open our mouths, you I saw the eyes of the throat, you are really amazing!"

"Okay, if you're flattering, my elder sister's ears can hear calluses." Congratulations looked at it, and felt a sense of crisis about her own status, and said quickly: "Let you talk about floor mats, rambling What nonsense are you talking about!"

"Yes yes yes...foot pads," the head of the big man who raised the ghost said tremblingly: "We are also entrusted by others. Quan Yuning has changed his face after hearing that the ghost raiser has changed for a while, so we will follow suit Odd jobs, for some pocket money..."

"Oh, someone sent you here?" Zhu He appointed himself an interrogator, and said aggressively, "Who sent you here? Tell me clearly!"

"This..." The ghost raisers looked at each other and said, "It's... the Du family."

Du family!As soon as I heard it, I immediately regained my energy. The Scarlet Blood Curse on my body was accidentally placed on me by one of the Du family members. If the Du family members are found again, Daoist Xu Ping called it a "threat" The Scarlet Blood Curse, is there any way to find it?
"The Du family..." Cheng Ke naturally thought of this, and then asked, "What exactly is the Du family raising with soil from a hundred families?"

Several ghost raisers looked at each other and said, "It's not that we don't talk about it, it's that we don't know that thing..."

"So, have you seen that thing?" Cheng Ke then asked, "What does it look like?"

"We just peeked at it when we were giving away the Baijia soil, and we ate the Baijia soil as soon as we opened our mouth in the pit, with big fangs in the mouth," the big ghost raiser hurriedly said: " Half-baked people like us are really ignorant..."

"Big Fang..." Cheng Ke pondered for a moment, as if he had guessed something.

"Yes, the big fangs, the tongue flashed by, and it was densely packed with barbs," the ghost raiser said quickly, "that's all we know... If it wasn't for a living Forced, who, as a ghost cultivator, dares to do such sneaky things, this world is too hard, who has a way..."

Said, also wiped the man's tears.

"It's just..." Several ghost cultivators nodded repeatedly, and one of them spoke deeply: "We are both fallen people in the world, why should we know each other when we meet..."

"That's right, that's right, Mo Chou has no confidant in the future, everyone in the world doesn't know the king..." Another ghost raiser followed suit.

"There is no such thing as a thousand sails in the past, the slanting glow and the flowing water..."

"Then..." A relatively young ghost cultivator couldn't think of anything, closed his eyes and said nonsense: "Beside the ancient road outside the long pavilion, there are green grass and green sky..."

"Okay, okay, isn't this inexplicable!" I couldn't listen anymore: "If you pretend to be pitiful, just pretend to be pitiful. What kind of poetry recitations are you doing? You are quite literary."

"I'm begging you, let us brothers go, we still have unrealized dreams..." The big man sniffed, pitifully.

"Dreams can be had," Cheng Ke raised his head slightly, and Taohua's big eyes looked down condescendingly: "But first, you take us to the place where Baijia's soil is collected."

"Ah?" The ghost raisers were even more frightened: "This...if we are discovered, then we..."

"If you keep the green hills, you won't have to worry about firewood." Cheng Ke said indifferently: "Or you are thinking about it now..."

"Take it!" The big ghost raiser said with a grinning expression with his teeth smashed, "We'll take it now!"

"Brother-in-law, let's go!" Congratulations eager to try: "Let's see what a new thing it is!"

"Of course I have to go." Cheng Ke looked at me: "Go back and change clothes..."

At the end, I added another sentence: "Change your shoes to warmer ones."

I nodded quickly and went back to change my clothes. I was very grateful in my heart. Fortunately, I had slept enough before I went to the living room to change my shoes. I remembered Gong Beibei in the guest room, and hurriedly said to Cheng Ke: " Let's go, what about Beibei?"

"Congratulations, you stay to look after the house. If you have anything to do, please report immediately." Cheng Ke glanced at the door of the guest room: "Don't disturb her."

Congratulations was originally eager to go and watch the excitement, but when he heard that he was not taking him with him, he suddenly became unhappy, and said dawdly: "I..."

"You are here to guard the door. Watching the door is also a very important job, and it is up to you." I patted Congratulations on the shoulder solemnly: "I am optimistic about you."

Congratulations and then straightened up again: "Since the elder sister said so... then where the elder sister needs, I will be there!"

"Good boy!"

I looked at Cheng Ke, and Cheng Ke smiled slightly: "Let's go."

I don't know if it's a psychological effect, but under the yellow voice-activated light, Cheng Ke's handsome face, when he smiled, seemed to be full of sunshine, very warm.

Even if he is cold, it makes people feel warm.

After hearing the word "Let's go", the ghost-raising masters who had been fixed on the ground seemed to be immediately released from the curse, and they moved their steps in disbelief.

Some people wanted to escape, but when they saw Cheng Ke's strange smile pretending to be harmless to humans and animals, he seemed to kill that idea in the cradle, and obediently brought a large number of floor mats , got on the elevator and led the way.

Walking along the Xuanyin Land all the way, the place is not far from the Yanzhi River. Also, this place is the Xuanyin Land. It is the best place to raise anything.

The cold wind blew bitterly along the Yanzhi River, and Cheng Ke naturally stood where the wind came to help me block it.

It was a feng shui ecstasy formation, but it was actually behind the reeds. They were not "insiders", so they would just turn a blind eye to it and couldn't get in at all.

When they arrived at the place, those ghost raisers turned their heads and said cautiously: "At that moment..."

"Don't worry," Cheng Ke said calmly, "We won't let them see it. You led us here."

"That's interesting!" The big ghost raiser hurriedly said: "You are really a person who does great things... Oh no, ghost!"

Cheng Ke didn't answer, but stopped in his tracks. Seeing the ghost-raisers walking past with mats on their backs, he took my hand and followed them in.

Behind the reeds, there was a short ghost raiser speaking with a Xichuan accent, saying, "Here you are?"

"Hey..." Several ghost raisers carefully followed through the reeds and went in.

Cheng Ke reached out to pick me up, and put it on his shoulder easily: "Did you see that pit?"

Standing high and looking far, I can see that there is a big pit behind the reeds. A few punk ghost raisers raised the mats high and beat hard, and the dust fell into the pit Suddenly, a long thing protruded from the pit and swept all the dust down.

Under the moonlight, the tongue seemed to have sharp knives stuck in it.

"Look... I saw it."

If I'm not mistaken, the thing similar to Xiaohua's tail is the tongue of the pit monster...

"After all, what kind of thing is raised by Baijiatu?" I hurriedly asked, "How can you help us?"

(End of this chapter)