husband from hell

Chapter 384 The Great Day
"Your ears are quite sharp..." My face became hot all of a sudden, "I'm just talking casually..."

"This request is reasonable, why can I just talk about it casually." Cheng Ke's peach blossom eyes focused on the red numbers climbing up in the elevator, and when the door opened, he took me to the house with ease and familiarity. The key was found under the mat: "I told you, the key is not allowed to be placed here, why don't you listen?"

"There's no one stealing mats here now."

Cheng Ke turned to look at me, and said solemnly: "If you don't allow it, you don't allow it."

"Good good."

It seems that he hasn't returned to his home for a while.

"I'm not here, haven't cleaned it all the time?" His voice was a little displeased, by the way, he likes to be clean the most.

"It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I'm not at home." I quickly argued: "I didn't find a job, and I also wanted to save money. Living here by myself, don't utilities cost money! Living at home, thrift is a virtue."

"I don't need you to be thrifty in the future."

"what?"

"I'll earn the money." He frowned: "Remember?"

"Remember."

The best promise a man can make to a woman is "I will support you".

He sighed and pulled me into his arms: "I've suffered."

"not at all."

In fact, I have never waited, because I don't know anything. If I can't come back, I will take all my thoughts away. Presumably, it is the last tenderness he left for me.

What would my life have been like if he hadn't come back?She will probably marry the squad leader and have children, be a full-time wife or a working woman, and live a normal life with her right hand left and right for the rest of her life.

I know, even if I can't think of him, I will always know that the feeling of heartbeat can only be found in him.

He wrapped one hand around my waist, stroked my hair with the other, smiled slightly, and said in an indescribably relieved voice: "That's great, I thought I'd never be able to hug me again."

It was unprecedented warmth, and he was finally able to be warm.

"By the way..." I suddenly remembered the monitor who touched my hair before: "Why is the monitor so frightened?"

He frowned handsomely: "Is it important?"

"It must be important!" The monitor's voice looked like he had seen a ghost.

"Why are you so concerned about him?" Cheng Ke lowered his head, his voice a little dangerous: "By the way, I heard that you have known him for ten years?"

"Almost..." I suddenly felt that asking this question was a bit like shooting myself in the foot, so I hurriedly said, "I'm just curious, it's okay if you don't say it, hehehehe..."

"I heard that you used to give him Coke every day?" His voice was cool.

It's a pity that it's easier to invite God than to send God away. As soon as the question was raised, Cheng Ke continued to get to the bottom of it.

The squad leader too, let Cheng Ke know about this kind of thing?
"Then what, there are stars outside..." I hurriedly said, "There are also shooting stars, whoop! Let's make a wish! Don't waste too much!"

"I also heard that you haven't looked for a boyfriend for so long because you were waiting for him?" As smart as Cheng Ke, how could he be fooled by such a lame reason from me, and then asked slowly: "Really? "

What a heavy word.

"It's sort of..." I observed Cheng Ke's expression, feeling a little guilty for no reason, but immediately remembered: "I said, who hasn't passed by! Don't you still have a calamus!"

"Yes..." Cheng Ke tilted his head, and then said frankly: "But what does this have to do with Calamus? I'm just jealous."

After becoming a human, new functions have been added, will you be jealous?

"Then I'm still jealous!" I stared at Cheng Ke: "Don't tell me, only the state officials are allowed to set fires, and the common people are not allowed to light lamps!"

"After I was with you, I didn't let it go." Cheng Ke pushed me against the wall with one arm, and his Qingyue voice whispered in his ear: "Of course you are not allowed to light the lamp. "

"Are you still reasonable?"

"Don't talk."

Her thin lips seemed to be a smile but not a smile, and her big peach eyes were full of jokes.

Oops, the scene of deja vu!
I thought about it, cleared my throat, hooked his neck with both hands, and tiptoed to kiss him.

He obviously didn't expect that it was my turn to take the initiative today, and he raised his handsome brows, but he responded with a sense of peace of mind.

But standing on tiptoe was too tiring, so I simply jumped. He naturally picked me up and hugged me tightly. As soon as I tried hard, I pushed him down on the sofa.

Between the lips and teeth intertwined, there was still a familiar feeling and a familiar smell, and the dark sandalwood breath warmed up, and his heart was beating in his chest.

very nice.

Feeling in the dark, he unbuttoned his shirt one by one. His slender and straight body was still thin and firm as before. At the same time, his fingertips slid across his chest, and he felt his heart beating even harder.

And, it seems to be getting hotter.

He scribbled on him intentionally or unintentionally as if playing a prank, he finally couldn't help it, turned over and pushed me down, his voice was a little deep: "You've learned badly."

"Why don't you ask, who did you learn from?" Looking up at him without showing any weakness, his eyes always seemed to be inlaid with the brightest stars.

And I.

"Really, then I can take a good look at it..." His slender hands are naturally more flexible than mine.

The bodies fit together seamlessly, as if trying to integrate each other,
He frowned slightly, his rapid breathing seemed to be inextricably entwined with me, and he couldn't wait to release it.

The dense kiss fell little by little, first it was drizzle and wind, and then the blood was boiling. He seemed to be thirsty for a long time, and his demands were endless.

Even though the sofa was soft, it was creaked by his strength, and the noise was a little too loud: "I said... say... upstairs... downstairs... will it be... um..."

"Why do you care so much?" Cheng Ke seemed to be holding back something, his breathing became heavy, and his voice was extremely domineering: "You can only think about me."

"This is too immoral..." I just hope that there is no one downstairs...

He stopped suddenly.

"What... what's wrong?"

So hot……

He didn't say anything, he stretched out his hand and hugged me horizontally, with one step of his slender legs, he kicked open the door of the bedroom neatly, threw me heavily on the bed, and pressed me down hard, his voice was a little impatient: " You are too loud."

"Then I'll shut up...not yet."

"There are some voices." He bit my earlobe, and his movements became stronger: "It can still be made."

"Uh-huh……"

An ambiguous atmosphere rises in the bedroom, even if the cold wind is howling outside, with him around, it will be as beautiful as spring.

When the passion subsided, the limbs and bones were extremely sore and limp, but he just didn't want to sleep, so he just leaned on his shoulder, stroking his hands up and down.

Really, it's warm everywhere, so it makes people feel at ease.

He could finally be real.

"Why, not enough?" Cheng Ke's nasal voice was heavily tainted with lingering lust: "I can still..."

"Enough is enough." I was so scared that I quickly retracted my hand, but I was a little bit reluctant, and tentatively discussed with him and said: "It's just... not enough to touch, can you touch it a few more times?"

Can't quite believe it's true.

I used to touch him only because of the technique of yin and yang to control ghosts. To me, he is an entity.

But now, even if his whole body is still the same as before, it is still fresh.

It's something I've never touched.

He has blood and a heart.

He will grow old like me.

"Do you not like children?" Cheng Ke said suddenly: "If you don't like it, I won't force it."

"I like it! Why don't you like it!" I quickly got up: "Who did you hear that from?"

He stretched out his hand and pressed me on his shoulder again, with a lazy voice: "Just like it. Let's have a few more."

"several?"

"As many as you want, give birth to as many as you want. I'll talk about the specific number later. Let's sleep first." Cheng Ke's slender fingers habitually covered my eyes: "Sleep together."

I came to my senses immediately: "Oh, your body now knows that you are tired!"

"I'm not tired." His voice was a little unhappy.

"You must be tired!"

"I said I'm not tired." His voice became even more unhappy.

"It's okay, we're all human, we're all made of flesh and blood, I understand!" I hurriedly said, "Go to sleep, go to sleep, don't get exhausted, it would be bad if you were exhausted."

"Lu Qiao..." His voice came out of his throat: "It wasn't enough just now, do you still need to clean up?"

"no!"

"I decided to pack you up."

"It's not enough that I'm wrong! It's not enough!"

"no!"

……

When I woke up, I heard the sound of cutting vegetables outside. I turned my head and saw that the bed was empty.

I got up and went to take a shower, but when I opened the door, I found that the TV was on, playing cartoons.

Cheng Ke was in the kitchen, concentrating on cooking without raising his head: "Congratulations are here."

I was taken aback: "Congratulations..."

Unfortunately... I can't see anything.

Because congratulations to a little ghost, the yin energy is not strong enough, and without the technique of yin and yang to control ghosts, I don't have yin and yang eyes anymore.

"I want to meet and congratulate."

Cheng Ke turned his head: "Congratulations, no need, seeing that you can live an ordinary life like this, it is better than before, and he asked me to tell you that no matter whether we can meet in the future, you will always be his Miss."

Nose is a little sour.

After the meal was ready, I put a bowl for him as I was used to congratulate. I don't know if it was a psychological effect, as if the heat in the bowl was flowing by itself without wind.

Presumably, he is also eating with us.

"Congratulations," I smiled in the direction of the bowl: "Eat more."

Later, Cheng Ke started to do the business that a ghost raiser should do. Even if this business is in a recession now, he can always find a way to make the refresh amount of a text message of the bank card more and more, so that he can live comfortably, and even, can be small. Allow me to be extravagant.

So I changed to a bigger house and bought a better car.

After all, he is the most powerful ghost raiser.

Later, the wedding photos were taken, and finally, the wedding day was finalized with relatives at home.

The dowry was quite affordable, Aunt Ma rolled her eyes many times, and began to encourage her second daughter to find a son-in-law who raises ghosts, and asked my mother about how Cheng Ke and I met.

My mother was finally proud and treated me much better, and my father followed suit.

Freed serfs, liberated serfs!
It's just a pity that he doesn't have an ID card and household registration book, so he can't get a marriage certificate.

But it doesn't matter, as long as there are people, that piece of paper can't explain anything.

But one day he said he was taking me for a drive, but stopped at the gate of the Civil Affairs Bureau.

"Eh?" I probed my brain: "What are you doing?"

"Get a marriage certificate." He said concisely and got out of the car without a single word of nonsense.

"No..." I hurriedly got off the co-pilot too: "Did you see a small advertisement on the street to apply for a false certificate? Is this a crime? If someone finds out that you are an urban blind, you will be in trouble! Deportation There is nowhere to send you back!"

Cheng Ke turned his head and looked at me patiently: "Are you going?"

I saw that his knuckles held a transparent document bag at some point. Why did the contents look so familiar... Isn’t that the household registration book and ID card of my parents and me in our family!Moreover, there is also Cheng Ke's own ID card. He is a good-looking person, even the ID photo is good-looking...

No, that's not the point, it must be fake!

Psoriasis small ads are really harmful...

"When did you get this out...and mine..."

"After the betrothal gift, my mother happily gave it to me." Cheng Ke looked impatient, and his big peach eyes began to look around: "The door is here. If you don't come, I will just find someone to get the certificate."

Sure enough, the young men and women coming and going at the gate of the Civil Affairs Bureau had to sweep their eyes over Cheng Ke. Some female friends even watched Cheng Ke so intently that they didn't notice that the heels of their high-heeled shoes got stuck in the crevices of the stones. Almost fell on the spot.

Although the male companion beside her supported her in time, his expression turned ugly.

With Cheng Ke's beauty, he could throw a hydrangea in the street. I quickly climbed onto Cheng Ke's arm to declare my sovereignty: "I will sacrifice my life to accompany the gentleman!"

Cheng Ke sneered.

"Can you tell me, where did you get that fake certificate?" After entering the door, I still couldn't help worrying, and asked in a low voice, but his peach blossom eyes sank, and I had no choice but to keep silent .

It's no good annoying him, especially in public.

Queuing, waiting for the inspection, taking ID photos, my heart beating like popping candy, and finally when it was time to show my ID, I was fully prepared to be turned away.

But it really... worked out.

"Congratulations, from now on, you are a legal husband and wife." The clerk pushed the two small books over, with a smile in his eyes: "A man and a woman look very good."

I just can't believe it!
The marriage certificate, in duplicate, was opened, and there was a photo of me and Cheng Ke. I smiled a little embarrassedly, and Cheng Ke was beside me with a calm and iceberg face.

I have to say that although the two documents are only light and thin, they are heavy in the hands, almost falling down.

"No abnormality?" I went out, sat in the car, couldn't help but asked cautiously: "This fake certificate is too powerful, can you even deceive people who work in the state? Professional!"

"You hope there is something abnormal?" Cheng Ke glanced at me and said, "From the beginning to the end, what have you been talking nonsense about?"

"False certificate!" I hurriedly said, "It's fine if you lie to others, and even I didn't reveal it. That's your fault."

"Who told you that this is a false certificate?" Cheng Ke threw the document bag over, and said solemnly: "This is done by the police officer who helped last time."

I remembered that I used to help an official who was riding on his neck by an infant spirit and was suffering from it, and was helped by Cheng Ke.

"Ah?" I widened my eyes: "Cheng Ke, you are really capable!"

"Ah what." Cheng Ke turned his head, suddenly with a very serious expression: "You can change your name in the future."

"What's your name?"

"What do you say?"

"husband?"

His peachy eyes rolled wide: "Good boy, there will be rewards tonight."

"dog?"

Husband dog... This is really a bad joke.

"I didn't hear clearly," his face darkened: "I'll give you another chance to call again."

"Okay, okay!" He quickly cleared his throat, and put on a flattering smile: "Husband."

He curled his thin lips, and then he started to laugh, stretched out his hand and stroked my chin like a cat: "Daughter-in-law."

What a nice word, especially when it comes from Cheng Ke's mouth.

It just makes people blush and heartbeat.

"Hey."

Tiantian agreed, and he started the car vigorously.

When it was time to get married, Luo Weilan and Erding came to be Cheng Ke's best man, and knocked on the door desperately: "I said you are almost done, people have gone through a lot of hardships when they get married, but at this time, you still have to make things difficult for them , It is really unkind to destroy humanity!"

"You're the one who loses humanity!" Gong Beibei fulfilled her wish, wearing a small dress as a bridesmaid, and leaning against the door with her slender body, said sturdyly: "Don't talk so much nonsense, give red envelopes, if you don't give it, you won't let you marry , figure it out for yourself!"

Doudou also wore the same little dress as Gong Beibei, and said triumphantly, "Give me an auspicious number! Otherwise, it's useless!"

An auspicious number is either eight or nine.

I especially want to laugh.

The red envelopes were stuffed thickly through the crack of the door. Gong Beibei and Doudou took the red envelopes and counted them first, and then locked the door again to divide them up. As a result, one of them didn’t pay attention, and the lock on the door opened by itself. , Cheng Ke appeared in front of me in a decent suit, surrounded by earrings and Luo Weilan.

His tall and slender figure would have looked good in any clothes, but today he was dressed so neatly, which made him look even better.

And his big peach blossom eyes also lit up at me, his thin lips curled up, and he smiled with satisfaction: "It's so beautiful."

"Kneel! Kneel!"

"What nonsense, a man has gold under his knees, so he can't kneel!" My mother rushed over from the side: "There is a limit to your jokes! Kneeling after marriage is a lifelong wife slave."

Mom, is it better for you that your son-in-law is a slave to your wife?He is not your son!

Cheng Ke really knelt down on one knee, raised my hand and kissed it.

The back of my hand felt warm.

"It's really a prince..." People around him were full of praise, and they were so proud that they almost went to heaven.

"Before entering the wedding car, the bride's shoes must not touch the floor!" The person from the wedding company hurriedly said, "Let's go!"

Cheng Ke responded, gathered his slender arms, and easily got up to hug me horizontally.

Wrapping her hands around his slender neck, she looked at him through the veil, full of joy.

Even if it was the sixth floor, he walked very steadily.

"The physical strength is good..." Several aunts stretched out their heads to watch and chatted in a low voice: "Looking thin, the body is really good."

"Don't tell me, Lu Qiao is quite lucky."

"How else should I put it, a good meal is not afraid of being late!"

"That's it!"

My mother is very proud: "Hey, let me just say, our family Luqiao is just for peace of mind. I have already made my own plans, so it is said that children and grandchildren have their own blessings. It is useless for adults to worry about it! It all depends on it." Myself, Aunt Ma, don’t you think so?”

Aunt Ma's face was red and white, like a strawberry sundae, she wanted to say something, but she didn't say anything.

My mother has an expression of "the spring breeze is proud of the horseshoe disease, and I have seen all the flowers in Chang'an in one day".

I don't know if it was a coincidence that the wedding was held at the hotel where the second grandpa got married last time. As soon as I entered the door, I immediately remembered the congratulations on being attached to the waiter last time.

From behind the arch decorated with flowers, my dad transferred me to Cheng Ke, and the corners of my dad's eyes were wet.

Cheng Ke saw it, and immediately said: "I will treat her well, for the rest of my life, just don't worry."

"Yeah." My dad usually works as a small leader, and he talks too much, but today his throat is probably blocked, and he just couldn't say anything. He couldn't speak for a long time, only The nose groaned.

I also feel unwell for some reason, yes, I will have a home of my own in the future.

My mother stepped forward and patted my father: "This day has finally come, don't be stingy!"

My dad just nodded.

On the side of my face, I saw behind the Roman pillars on the banquet, a tall and tall figure who was always too lazy to stand up straight.

I wanted to see clearly, but the figure just flashed and disappeared.

He is still here.

"Okay, the bride can throw bouquets!" The master of ceremonies could see that he was not in a happy mood, and hurried to dilute the parting atmosphere: "Unmarried girls, get ready and see who is the next bride... "

Doudou and Gong Beibei have long been eager to try.

Although the third aunt also wanted to come, but due to her seniority, she had to sit under the stage and not move, her eyes were still quite envious.

The person sitting next to her happened to be Li Minglang, Li Minglang was considerate, and seemed to say something to make Third Aunt happy.

The third aunt really laughed.

I took a breath, turned around and threw the flowers out.

"Ah! I got it, I got it!" Gong Beibei's voice sounded both surprised and happy: "Ah, ah, did you see Weilan! Did you see it!"

Luo Weilan was at the best man's table, her face was a little embarrassed, but she still nodded.

Earrings laughed loudly, leaning forward and back together, as usual, without any image at all.

The second grandpa and the second grandma also came back to attend the wedding. The second grandpa hadn't seen him for a long time, but he added a bit of a wifely slave temperament, and he bowed his head next to the second grandma and was very honest.

Dr. Ma and Mr. Deng kept pointing and laughing, and the second grandfather, like the double-faced man in Mirror Flower, turned his face back to a gloomy face. Dr. Ma and Mr. Deng immediately fell silent.

The fourth aunt, grandma, grandpa, and second uncle's family sat together, and they were all very happy, talking and laughing with my mother and father.

"Sister, congratulations." Suddenly a waiter passed by and said in a low voice, "That's really great! You look so good today."

"Congratulations..." Turning around again, the waiter had squeezed into the crowd and disappeared.

"Congratulations..." He was pulled back by the voices of relatives and friends, and turned his head amidst the applause. Everyone was laughing.

Cheng Ke looked at me sideways, all kinds of brilliance reflected in his big peach eyes, and he also smiled: "Daughter-in-law, from today onwards, she is mine."

"Yeah." I laughed too: "You are mine now."

"嗤..." The colorful strips of fireworks sprayed out from all directions, spraying sticky spray all over our heads.

"Kiss one! Kiss one!"

I don't know who took the lead, but I started shouting.

Cheng Ke curled his thin lips and turned to look at me.

I nodded.

Cheng Ke wrapped his arms around my waist and stroked the back of my head with the other. He lowered his head and kissed me.

"well……"

Close your eyes, this moment is the most important moment in your life.

He looked up, his thin lips were stained with my lipstick marks, which made his complexion fairer, and he looked very funny.

It's funny and makes me want to laugh.

"What?" He raised his eyebrows.

"Today is very handsome," I didn't mean to wipe him off, but said very sincerely: "Really."

"You know it's a big day, and you're a lot more honest!" Cheng Ke was quite satisfied.

Then, after toasting, accepting blessings, and taking a short rest, the fourth aunt brought a red envelope.

I was stunned: "You have given it!"

"My memory isn't that bad!" said the fourth aunt's grandmother, "Wei Blind is here, but because of Fatty Deng, he didn't show up. This is for you, so that you have time to play with him. It's really boring. Have some fun with him, it's not serious."

It was such a thick red envelope, I smiled: "It's a pity I couldn't thank you on the spot."

"Thank him for what you are doing." The fourth aunt said disapprovingly, "Come on, let him be considered sensible."

I couldn't help laughing even more: "You are right."

When all the ceremonies were finally over and all the guests were arranged, I finally returned to the new house, took off my high heels, took off my makeup and let my hair go, and fell asleep on the wedding bed covered with rose petals as soon as I touched the pillow.

So tired... It was even more tiring than when I was being hunted down.

When I was half asleep and half awake, Cheng Ke, who came out of the shower, helped me cover the quilt, and lowered his head to kiss my forehead lightly, but I pushed it away inexplicably.

Cheng Ke was not annoyed, but stood up by himself, went to the balcony, squinted his eyes to make sure he didn't lose it, closed his eyes in satisfaction and continued to sleep.

"Congratulations." A very melodious female voice rang out: "It will definitely be fine."

After barely opening his eyes, he saw a smiling woman standing beside the dressing table.

That woman is not very old, she must not be over 30 years old, she looks very good-looking, Li Chen's kind of good-looking, especially her big peach eyes, so nice to see... She actually looks a little like Cheng Ke!
I realized it right away, isn't this what Changpu has seen, Cheng Ke's mother!

And this voice... I've heard it before!
After thinking about it carefully, yes, during the Cold Clothes Festival, it was this voice that pushed us at the gate of hell and told us to "live well"!

"I'm very happy." The woman smiled: "Now, I can finally feel at ease."

I want to speak, but I don't know why, as if I'm being haunted, I just can't speak.

The woman's figure gradually blurred.

I don't know whether to disappear or leave.

So Cheng Ke's mother was always there?

After the woman disappeared completely, I suddenly woke up again and sat up from the bed suddenly. Cheng Ke turned his head from the balcony to look at me, and Qingyue's voice was a little puzzled: "Aren't you tired? Why don't you sleep?" ?”

I stood up in confusion, walked over, leaned against the back of Cheng Ke's tall figure, and wrapped my arms around his thin waist.

"Huh?" Cheng Ke seemed a little confused: "Are you afraid that I will run away?"

"You can't run away." I smiled: "There must be someone watching you for me in the dark."

"Who has such a great ability?" There was a smile in his voice.

"I won't tell." I tightened my grip on him.

"Okay, okay, don't say it if you don't say it." His voice sounded very happy: "You can do whatever you want."

"Cheng Ke..."

"Ok?"

"I'll be good to you." I buried my head in the stiff shirt behind him: "I mean what I say."

"What's this?" He seemed to want to laugh even more: "Shouldn't I say this?"

"No, I'm going to say, you are not allowed to rob me."

"Okay, okay," still in a doting tone of "I don't care about you": "Whatever you say, so be it."

"It's almost there."

His hand held my hand around his waist: "I used to be afraid of losing when I was too happy. In the end, I really lost it, but now, I'm not afraid anymore."

"Huh?" I leaned my head on his shoulder blades: "It must be because I haven't been happy enough to be afraid of losing it."

"No." He said very naturally: "I don't allow any possibility of losing this kind of happiness, do you understand? I can pay any price to keep this happiness."

"Me too."

Although I have nothing to do.

"I still remember, we made a bet." Cheng Ke seemed to remember something: "Do you remember?"

bet?Ah, if I win the bet, he will play tricks on me. If I lose the bet, I will play tricks on him?
"I don't remember." I quickly shook my head like an owl.

"But I still remember."

"Remember... what?"

"Playing hooligans." Cheng Ke turned around solemnly, and pulled me into his arms: "No matter who is playing tricks on whom, you have to play, and play now."

"Who will play with you!"

"you."

"Cheng Ke... I was wrong, okay?"

"Is my name also yours?"

"Husband! Husband, I was wrong, okay?"

"Don't always say this sentence," Cheng Ke raised his brows: "Anyway, you know, I will always answer no."

"Hey……"

"Be the first to have a son..." Cheng Ke sighed in satisfaction, "What's his name?"

"Isn't it too early for you to think?" I was really convinced.

"Earlier? Not more than ten months." He took it for granted.

"You knew you would be pregnant today?" I almost wanted to laugh.

"How about we gamble again?" He lowered his eyes and looked at me: "If I win..."

"You forgive me..."

"No."

The clock ticked past, and the time passed by every minute and every second.Is it the greatest happiness to be able to support each other and keep walking on the unknown road ahead, whether it is long or short?

Perhaps, one day we will become the habit of holding the left hand and the right hand with each other. At that time... just like my parents, it is not bad.

Those soul-stirring pasts have only become stories told, and stories are like outdated things written on yellowed paper.

However, I am truly content, like this, to be able to live in peace and stability in this world, this is already the greatest consummation, isn't it.

(End of this chapter)