husband from hell

Chapter 389 Special chapter on old affairs in deep town of water ghost
"Okay, how long do you have to watch that bead." The second grandma looked at the second grandpa, obviously a little impatient: "Look at you."

The second grandpa put the bead in the palm of his hand, squinting his eyes as if he couldn't get enough of it: "It's a good thing."

The second grandma sneered: "You know it's a good thing?"

"Chrysanthemum," the second grandpa suddenly shifted his eyes from the beads to the second grandma's face: "Do you still remember the incident when we were in Tanshen Town? It was also related to water."

The second grandma was taken aback for a moment, and then her face was slightly unnatural: "It's been so many years, thanks to you, you still remember."

The implication is that the second grandma herself has not forgotten!
The second grandpa smiled, with a nostalgic expression on his face: "At that time, I was young and ignorant..."

Young and ignorant... At the time when they were young and ignorant, the second grandpa's name was not the second grandpa, but Yang Bugui, and the second grandma's name was not the second grandma, but Liu Juhua.

After all, how many years has it been?Hey...you have to think about it.

I just remember that in the spring of that year, the peach blossoms bloomed very well.

Tanshen Town is surrounded by mountains and rivers, with deep pools and rivers.

When the river water thawed, the fish that had been silent for a winter began to be free, and they all emerged from the clear water to find food.

It is said in ancient poems that egrets fly in front of Mount Xisai, and mandarin fish are fat in the peach blossoms flowing water. It can be seen that this fish eats peach petals.

There are mountain peach blossoms on the mountain, the fruit is so small and sour, it is not flattering, but the flowers bloom very well, and in spring, it looks like a pink ribbon around the mountain.

Yang Bugui was seventeen years old.

The last time I followed my eldest brother out of the mountains to Jinyuli in Xuanyin Land, Yang Bugui saw the kind of bright pink ribbons tied on the heads of the little girls in the city.

So lovely.

When he saw the ribbon for the first time, he thought in his heart, wouldn't it look better if the chrysanthemum was worn on it?

Liu Juhua has big almond eyes, a smile and deep dimples on her small face, her appearance is as sweet as white sugar, and not only looks juicy, but her long black hair is extremely shiny and tied into twists With a flick of the braid, which young man in the village wouldn't have his eyes caught by that twisted braid?
But Liu Juhua is arrogant and arrogant, even though she grew up together, she has never seen her show favor to anyone.

Of course, except for Yang not belonging to himself.

The two of them can be called childhood sweethearts.

Thinking that he was the most different to chrysanthemums, Yang Bugui felt more beautiful in his heart, more beautiful than eating wild honey freshly taken from the mountain.

"Crazy Yang, what are you looking at?" Still staring blankly at the peach blossoms all over the mountain, Deaf Ma poked his ribs first: "Are you still fishing?"

"Bullshit, what are you doing here if you don't fish?" Yang Bugui came back to his senses, straightened his face, and said, "Didn't you tell anyone?"

"No!" The black and thin Ma Deaf man stuck his neck, raised three slender fingers like chicken feet, and vowed: "How dare I tell others!"

Because Deaf Ma doesn't have the qualifications to be a ghost raiser, just like the lame among farmers, he is considered a waste material.The ghost master's village is full of shadows, and anyone can go, except him.

Always looking at his pitiful eyes, Yang Bugui felt pity in his heart, but he always took him out to run around.

"Ahem." Yang Bugui cleared his throat, raised his hands and made a gesture of "Let's go".

The deaf horse followed happily.

There are scattered ancient tombs on this mountain, and it is true that occasionally you can come across something good, but Yang Bugui didn't go there for that, he went for the fish that ate peach petals.

Because Liu Juhua said that she was not in good health these two days, and she never showed up, so I got her two peach blossom fish and made a soup, which is good for nourishing and nourishing.

The two of them climbed the mountain road one after the other. After a while, they both sweated a little. Walking like this was unavoidably tasteless. He tore a piece of green grass and chewed it in his mouth. The smell was refreshing and refreshing.

Yang Bugui was in a good mood.

At this moment, Deaf Ma seemed to be bored and wanted to occupy his mouth, and suddenly said in a dazed voice, "I said Crazy Yang, I just looked at it, and it seems that Fatty Deng also likes chrysanthemums."

Fatty Deng?How dare Fatty Deng like chrysanthemums with his fat head?
He shouldn't have cared about it at first, because in terms of looks, Yang Bugui himself was the No. 1 young man in Changsheng Town, but Yang Bugui couldn't hold back after thinking about it, and asked in a muffled voice, "Where did you come from?" Did you see it?"

"Just that time, when the adults did a big business after the Chinese New Year and had a celebration banquet!" Deaf Ma said hurriedly: "Fatty Deng drank two bowls of sweet wine with the adults, and dared to pretend to be drunk, stretched out his pair of When the pig's trotter comes, it touches the big braid of the chrysanthemum! That expression is so fucking wretched!"

Yang Bugui's heart tightened, why didn't he know about this?Never heard of chrysanthemums!
A burst of fire erupted from his chest, Yang Bugui felt his mouth astringent, so he spat out the grass tip, and asked heavily, "What about the chrysanthemum?"

"Chrysanthemum?" Deaf Ma said hurriedly, "Chrysanthemum slapped him, and Fatty Deng immediately showed five streaks of blood on his face."

"Tch..." Yang Bugui laughed all of a sudden: "Damn it!"

That's right, a chrysanthemum is a chrysanthemum, she can do it.

That temperament is as flamboyant as the pink that is all over the mountains and plains, and it doesn't care about it.

"It's not just Fatty Deng!" Deaf Ma saw that Yang Bugui was enjoying himself, and then said, "Blind Wei, I also have bad intentions when I look at him. He doesn't say anything all day long, but as long as he sees Chrysanthemum, I have to go there to give me some melon seeds and candied plums, and tell jokes to make Chrysanthemum happy, that appearance is quite obscene."

"Huh?" Blind Wei came from a big family, and although he is not as good-looking as himself, he still has a decent appearance.

"Several people said that Blind Wei has a good appearance, he is a handsome guy who is second only to you, and he matches Chrysanthemum well!" Deaf Ma continued: "Besides, Chrysanthemum seems to be good to Blind Wei. ..."

Having said this, Deaf Ma hesitated for a moment.

This actually made Yang Bugui's heart sink, and he asked in a muffled voice: "And what? Leave a word on your tongue, you're looking for choke!"

"No, it's just this matter, I don't know if it's guaranteed or not."

"Just talk and fart if you have something to say." Yang Bugui became inexplicably irritable: "Don't be such a bitch."

"Who's making fun of you!" Ma Deaf continued, "I've also heard that the Wei family seems to be planning to marry the Liu family! The Wei family specializes in ghost control, and the Liu family specializes in Feng Shui. What, it is also good for future generations..."

"What a fart!"

"It's not good if you say it's not good, hey, it's here!" Looking at the twists and turns of the rugged mountain road, he could see a silver-like river coming. The horse deaf man who had never been to the mountain several times in his life, suddenly never saw it. The world became excited: "Fishing fishing!"

Yang Bugui had already stretched out his hand to chop, as if he had released all the unhappiness in his heart, he immediately cut off the smooth branches of the next tree, tied them with the thread and hooks he had prepared, He took out the bait from his bosom again, suppressed his mind, sat down on the big rock by the river with reluctance, and fished.

His eyes were looking at the surface of the water with peach petals floating, but he was thinking in his heart, this Wei family is planning to propose marriage, but can the Liu family agree?

Although Ma Deaf is dark and thin, he is not greedy. He has never been interested in eating and drinking. People lack something to love. He just wants to open his eyes, see the yin and yang and gain insights, and run and jump around on stones: " Crazy Yang, do you think there can be ghosts here?"

"Then who knows," Yang Bugui replied reassuringly, "Where there are people, there are ghosts."

"That's true..." Deaf Ma thought for a while, and jumped around happily: "I really hope to see the world..."

"Stop jumping around here," Yang Bugui waved his hand, and said impatiently, "I'm dizzy just looking at you, don't scare my fish away."

As soon as Deaf Ma heard it, he came down from the side of the stone embarrassingly, and at this moment, Yang Bugui felt that the other end of the branch that came out sank slightly, he couldn't help being overjoyed, and bit the hook!
But at the same time, suddenly a bluish-white arm with a bit of rot was stretched out from the river, and it was firmly grasped on Ma Deaf's thin ankle!

Before the deaf man could bark, he was already dragged down by the rotten arm.

"Flopping..." There was a splash of water on the river surface, like splattered silver.

When Yang Bugui saw this, he naturally knew that it was a water ghost looking for a substitute, so he threw away the fishing rod, took a deep breath, and plunged down.

Deaf Ma doesn't have the qualifications to be a ghost teacher, if he is dragged down by the water ghost looking for a substitute, he will definitely die!
The bottom of the water can be regarded as clear, but just because Ma Deafzi fell into the water, waves were stirred up, and the mud under the water was also stirred up, making Yang Bugui see nothing. I don't know, I am getting more and more anxious.

If it is really pulled to the bottom...

Yang Bugui couldn't care less about anything.

I don't know how long it took to rummage, and finally saw Ma Deaf's two slender legs in a ball of rotten algae, still kicking indiscriminately, Yang Bugui rushed over, grabbed one of the slender legs, and pulled out the radish It seems to be dragged outside.

The one who competed with Yang Bugui for the deaf horse was naturally stronger than Yang Bugui. Yang Bugui gritted his teeth and pulled back desperately, remembering his technique of transporting the five ghosts, he hurriedly recited the mantra.

But this is underwater after all, so I can't read it out!
Seeing, Ma Deaf's kicking calf gradually stopped moving.

Yang Bugui was furious, but he dropped Deaf Ma's slender leg, walked behind Deaf Ma, and punched the rotten shadow in the face.

The water ghost didn't realize that someone would dare to hit it, so he couldn't help being stunned. Taking advantage of the water ghost's distraction, Yang Buguiti slipped up the horse deaf man, kicked on the water ghost's face, and swung up. Floating out of the water, he pushed Deaf Ma ashore in one go.

The deaf horse rolled on the green grass by the bank with a grunt, coughing.

That's good, and still angry.

A big rock fell to the ground in Yang Bugui's heart, and the energy disappeared, and he felt that his strength to climb ashore seemed to be drawn out.

He took a breath, was up and down on the surface of the water, and was about to take a rest before going ashore, when suddenly the lingering energy from under the water reappeared.

Yang Bugui only felt that his ankles were bound by iron chains, and he was pulled down directly.

This time, he didn't have time to breathe.

Looking at the water surface that was getting farther and farther away from him, Yang Bugui laughed at himself for a while, now it's all right, he was fishing for chrysanthemums, but now he's feeding the fish by himself.

Yang Bugui knew that once his body was held firmly by the water ghost, it would be absolutely impossible to struggle away with his own strength alone. Gradually, his strength began to drain, and his eyes turned black.

I held back my breath and didn't spit it out, but my chest seemed to be pressed by a stone, and it was getting heavier and heavier.

It's a pity...it's a pity that Chrysanthemum didn't drink the fish soup made from peach blossom fish.

"Tong..." Suddenly at this moment, a person jumped out of the water.

With a swipe of his limbs, that person rushed over and kicked the water ghost behind Yang Bugui down, which was stronger than Yang Bugui's effort to save Deaf Ma just now.

Yang Bugui was stunned for a moment, and even his last breath was really startled.

Through the white spray and air bubbles, the man stretched out his hand, picked up Yang Bugui and swam up, but the water ghost would never be reconciled to being cut off several times by the stand-in he had finally obtained. Pushing upwards, the man stretched out two fingers, and directly poked the water ghost's eyes without any mercy.

The water ghost was in pain, and turned upside down under the water. Taking advantage of this opportunity, the man mentioned Yang Bugui, floated to the surface of the water, and pushed Yang Bugui up.

Seeing the light of day again is supposed to be a good thing, but Yang Bugui just couldn't open his eyes.

Now he seems to be half asleep and half awake, thinking about heaven and hell.

Just when he was about to close his eyes, something wet and tender stuck to his mouth.

A burst of sweetness entered Yang Bugui's heart with a bit of unknown sweetness.

It was like the spring breeze blowing the earth and giving him life.

A stream of water poured over his chest, and he tilted his head and spat it out.

"Crazy Yang! Crazy Yang!" A voice as sweet as the one just now rang out, and he was able to open his eyes.

Standing in front of her was Liu Juhua.

Liu Juhua's eyes seemed to have cried, they were moist and red, exactly the same as the peach blossom on the top of her head.

"chrysanthemum……"

"Thanks to the chrysanthemum for saving you!" Ma Deaf's head also rushed over in an unsightly way: "The way you looked just now is really dangerous! Hey, when I said Crazy Yang, didn't everyone say that you are talented? Why is that water ghost? You can't beat it either?"

Yang Bugui was about to speak, but Liu Juhua opened his mouth first: "He hasn't learned how to deal with water ghosts yet, and he didn't have the tools ready, so he can't rely on him, but you... Crazy Yang was dragged down by the water ghosts, Not to save you."

"Oh," Ma Deaf scratched his head, and said regretfully, "This is really... I am alone, so I can't say anything about you two."

"Who do you think is the couple?" The two said in unison without thinking.

Then, they blushed at the same time.

"Look, don't let me tell you, this isn't what husbands and wives are doing!" Deaf Ma thought he had insight into the opportunity, but he was still complacent: "What's the matter, dare to say that there is no meaning..."

"Ma Deaf, you are the one who likes to chew your tongue, you girls are coaxing, what's your turn to mess around with the red line!" A frivolous voice rang out, and Yang Bugui squinted his eyes and looked through the backlight. , but seeing that Cao Cao Cao Cao arrived, blind Wei also appeared by the water, with a face like a joke: "Hey, isn't this Crazy Yang? Tiantian claims to be so powerful that he can even deal with a small water ghost Can't you?"

Blind Wei stood under the peach blossom tree. His slender figure was dressed in a white robe of spun silk. He was neat and tidy, and his hair was neatly combed, as if he had specially applied oil on his scalp. He looked very decent. .

I have to admit that Wei Xiazi is indeed a dog today, but he...

He was wearing a half-worn blue cloth trousers and jacket, which had been patched with a few color-matching patches, and was still dripping wet, with a distressed look on his face, probably stained with a little bit of river mud.

This made Yang Bugui even more uncomfortable.

And Liu Juhua is no better than Yang Bugui now, her floral jacket and skirt are completely soaked, revealing her exquisite figure.The thick and long black braids also dripped down the tip of the hair and fell into the water, and the whole person looked like a drowned rat.

But even this, the chrysanthemum is also pretty.

At this time, Liu Juhua didn't let Blind Wei speak, but picked his eyes: "Blind Wei, if you can be better than Crazy Yang, you can go down by yourself and clean up that water ghost?"

Just like what Liu Juhua said to Ma Deaf before, the knowledge of water ghosts has not been learned yet, and Wei Xiazi will surely escape the life of a dead ghost when he goes into the water. He didn't want to save his own face, so after a while, he thought of a compromise: "I'll give Chrysanthemum face, forget it."

Forget it with you, Yang Bugui wanted to say a few words, but now his mind is a little confused, and angry with his appearance, he got up and said: "Go change clothes."

"Chrysanthemum, shall we also go down the mountain?" Wei Xiazi took the opportunity to say, "Don't catch a cold!"

As he said that, Blind Wei reached out and took off his gown, and put it on Liu Juhua's body.

Only then did Liu Juhua realize her embarrassment, and nodded with gratitude.

Blind Wei is complacent.

The fire in Yang Bugui's heart quickly burst out of his throat, and his mouth was dry, so he walked forward when he was bored.

Ma Deaf, who was also dripping wet, chased after him: "Crazy Yang, good news or bad news, which one do you listen to first!"

"Bullshit news?" Yang Bugui didn't have the heart to talk to Deaf Ma.

"Then I'll make my own decision, let's tell the good news first!" Deaf Ma said in a low voice: "Just now, you almost died, it was the chrysanthemum mouth to mouth, blowing on you!"

Mouth to mouth...Yang Bugui's face was burning again, his heart was jumping with joy, that was not a dream!
"The bad news is..." Deaf Ma never winked, so he leaned over and said, "Chrysanthemum, this time I went up the mountain with Wei Xiazi, it seems to be... a blind date."

This sentence was like a bucket of ice water in the twelfth lunar month, and immediately extinguished the fire in Yang Bugui's heart.

(End of this chapter)