The strongest kiss god in the world

Chapter 1 The Protagonist's Halo
"What is your wish?"

Looking at a row of words that suddenly appeared on the screen of the mobile phone, Wang Xiaomeng was a little dazed.

"What's going on? Got a virus? Ma Dan, this is a smartphone I just bought, it costs thousands of dollars!"

After tapping the phone screen several times, there was still no response. In desperation, he simply shut down and restarted, but after turning it on, it was still the same.

The only difference is that there are more words on the screen than before.

"What is your wish? Please answer within ten seconds, otherwise you will be punished as a crime of contempt for the Dao of Heaven, and the Dao of Heaven will use a gamma ray storm 1000 million times larger to destroy your penis!"

Wang Xiaomeng: "..."

Madan, is Lao Tzu's penis made of a neutron star?Need 1000 million times more gamma-ray storm destruction?

"I don't know which bastard is playing with me, let me find you and punch you out!"

Although he was very upset, he had no choice but to speak to the phone.

"My wish is that the world is filled with love and peace, that the children are all smart and healthy, that the old people are all honest and well-behaved, that handsome men and beautiful women are in love with each other until they grow old, and that every family in the motherland is happy and happy!"

"Om..."

As soon as Wang Xiaomeng said this, the smart phone in his hand trembled slightly, and then there was a loud noise.

"Boom!"

With this loud bang, Wang Xiaomeng, who was the first to bear the brunt, was caught in the explosion in an instant.

Before he completely lost consciousness, he vaguely heard a mechanical voice in his mind.

"The host's mouth is not right, Tiandao will temporarily retain the host's qualifications to become a god, and release the first test task, the task has begun, and now we will start the plane crossing... Biu..."

"..."

Biu, sister, call an ambulance!
As soon as this idea came out, Wang Xiaomeng felt a blur in front of his eyes, and then completely lost consciousness.

……

I don't know how long it took, when Wang Xiaomeng opened his eyes again, he found that the surrounding high-rise buildings had disappeared, and the surrounding environment turned into a lush jungle.

Before he could figure out the current situation, a disdainful voice suddenly came from his ear.

"It turned out to be Konoha's little mouse, go to hell!"

"Uh……"

Hearing this voice, Wang Xiaomeng turned his head and found a person beside him at some point.

This person is wearing a gray coat and an iron forehead protector on his head. Wang Xiaomeng, who has watched the anime "Naruto", recognized it at a glance. !

"A ninja from Hidden Rock Village? What's going on here?"

Although there were many doubts in his heart, but when he saw that the other party was stabbing at him with a sharp kunai, he didn't care about thinking so much, and quickly dodged sideways.

But unfortunately, his evasion speed was not as fast as the opponent's attack speed. Seeing that the opponent's Kunai was about to stab himself, he felt that he couldn't breathe.

"Am I going to die? No, this should be a dream. After being killed, I will wake up? It should be like this..."

Just when Wang Xiaomeng's mind was in turmoil, a black figure suddenly appeared in front of him, and slashed at the rock ninja who was attacking him.

"Shh..."

With the sound of a sharp blade piercing through the air, the rock ninja who attacked him jumped back quickly. Although he escaped the fate of being gutted, a gash about a foot long was cut on his body, and blood pooled flow out.

Wang Xiaomeng's face was also smeared with the opponent's blood, feeling the warm blood on his face, he immediately turned pale after he escaped from death.

"Hot blood...is this real...isn't it a dream?"

As a person living in a peaceful age, it was the first time for Wang Xiaomeng to experience such a scene, and he was stunned again for a while.

And at this moment, the figure who had just rescued him spoke immediately.

"Don't be in a daze, crybaby like you, I really can't trust you to do things alone!"

"Uh……"

Hearing the other party's voice and looking at the other party's familiar face, Wang Xiaomeng's eyes widened immediately.

"Kakashi?"

It turned out that it was none other than Kakashi who saved him at this time!
But at this time, Kakashi was short in stature and looked like a teenager, so he didn't recognize him at the first time.

But these are not important, what is important is that the mechanical voice sounded in his mind again.

"The system task is released, and Kakashi rescued Nohara Lin together, and asked to ensure that Kakashi survived while rescuing Nohara Lin."

"Mission Difficulty: One Star."

"Mission reward: 10 true love coins."

"Failure penalty: death."

Rescue Nohara Lin?
After listening to the voice in his head, Wang Xiaomeng's brain began to function rapidly.

He often reads online novels, and he has a very strong ability to accept emergencies. After calming down, he quickly figured out the whole story.

"If I'm not wrong, I should have transmigrated into Obito Uchiha. Although I don't know the specific situation, the most important thing right now is to save my life first, and then complete the task of this system."

Thinking of this, Wang Xiaomeng instinctively raised his head to look at the boy Kakashi beside him, and then narrowed his eyes.

"To complete the task, you must rely on him!"

As if sensing Wang Xiaomeng's gaze, Kakashi frowned immediately, but before he could speak, the opposite Iwanin spoke first.

"Silver hair and that silver chakra knife, you can't be... Konoha White Fang, right?"

"Humph!"

Hearing what this Iwanin said, Kakashi snorted softly, seeing the serious look on his face, and then raised the dagger in his hand.

"This is my father's relic!"

"So it's Konoha Baiya's child, so don't be afraid!"

After hearing Kakashi's words, the Iwanin suddenly showed a relaxed face, then made a handprint, and disappeared from the spot.

Seeing this scene, Kakashi frowned again.

"The other party's aura has completely disappeared. It seems that the position of the other party can only be judged by the flow of air and the sound of objects... Uh, Obito, what are you doing?"

It turned out that when Kakashi was speaking, Wang Xiaomeng had already taken out all the shurikens from the ninja tool bag, and then threw them around.

After hearing Kakashi's question, he immediately said: "We are telling him that he is in the dark, but there is only one tree trunk here, and he will not dare to step on it if I throw down the shuriken."

"What a stupid way!" Hearing Wang Xiaomeng's words, Kakashi cast a disdainful glance at him.

Faced with Kakashi's disdain, Wang Xiaomeng also became angry.

"Madan, do you think I want to use such a stupid method? I can't help it. I can't see the other party at all now. Could it be that I am poking around with kunai like this?"

As he spoke, he angrily poked the kunai in his hand forward!
"Pfft!"

With the sound of a sharp knife piercing the leather, something unexpected happened to Wang Xiaomeng.

I saw that the air in front of him trembled, and Iwanin who disappeared just now appeared in front of him and Kakashi. At the same time, he looked at the kunai in Wang Xiaomeng's hand that pierced deep into his chest with a look of disbelief. .

"This...how is this possible?"

After saying this, he fell headlong from the tree, and then fell to the ground with a "bang" and stopped moving.

Seeing that the other party seemed to be indeed dead, Wang Xiaomeng turned his head stiffly, and then gave Kakashi a frightened and twitching smile.

"This... this is... the main... the protagonist's halo, brother... understand?"

Kakashi: "..."

(End of this chapter)