The strongest kiss god in the world
Chapter 108
Chapter 108
Seeing Marutesai's pissed off face, Mado Micro suddenly suppressed a smile, picked up the TV remote control and switched to the national TV station.
The screen flashed, and Wang Xiaomeng's figure appeared on the screen. Seeing this scene, Marutesai frowned.
"It's this guy again!"
Although he was not very happy, this was the only channel for him to understand the dynamics of FPF, so he did not turn around and leave or ask Mato to change the channel, but seriously watched the news interview.
Under his gaze, the reporter on the screen at this moment also started to ask Wang Xiaomeng questions.
"President Uchiha, may I ask you to establish such a special zone where humans and ghouls coexist, is there any deep meaning? And what do you think of humans and ghouls?"
"I don't think so much!" Wang Xiaomeng answered very neatly, "I think the two are almost the same!"
"Uh... you mean to treat everyone equally, right?"
"Well, almost, you are all monkeys in my eyes!"
"..."
Can't you talk nicely?
The reporters are almost used to Wang Xiaomeng's ability to chat the sky up to death suddenly, but they also know that once this happens, the ratings will soon usher in a skyrocketing, so they can barely accept it.
Seeing this scene, Marutesai frowned again.
"This guy is so casual and full of nonsense, what the hell does he think of national TV? Hmph!"
Speaking of this, Marutesai was going to ask Mado Wei to turn off the TV, but before he could speak, Wang Xiaomeng on the TV spoke first.
"By the way, you can also watch it on the national channel CCG, right?"
"Uh……"
Hearing Wang Xiaomeng's words, the TV reporter was stunned for a moment, and then nodded after reacting.
"Yes, this is a national TV station that broadcasts nationwide, and CCG can also receive it. Does President Uchiha have anything to say to any investigator of CCG?"
"Ok!"
Wang Xiaomeng nodded, and then spoke to the camera with a serious face.
"Hey, Yuma, that's right, you have a noble general, CCG has no future, come and do it with me? And Marute, you... Forget it, I don't want you anymore, you weak chicken, bad boy, stinky monkey , convex ( ̄dish ̄///)!”
Marutesai: "..."
Damn, did I provoke you?Do you need to scold me on the national channel?
For Wang Xiaomeng's behavior, Marutesai was very indignant, so when the media came to interview him and asked him what he thought of Wang Xiaomeng, he said "sensation" with a look of disdain.
But what he didn't expect was that it was his words that excited the reporters who were already lacking in reporting topics—there was finally something to talk about!
After the reporters added fuel and vinegar, the next day's newspapers immediately showed a strong smell of gunpowder.
"CCG director expresses disdain for FPF"
"Sensationalism", CCG Director Marutesai's frontal response to FPF"
"CCG is orthodox, FPF is just grandstanding"
……
FPF also has a special information collection department, and newspapers are also their focus, so these newspapers were put on Wang Xiaomeng's desk not long after they were released.
The result of this was that during the live broadcast of the news interview that afternoon, when the reporter asked about Wang Xiaomeng's hobbies, Wang Xiaomeng, who had found an opportunity, mercilessly attacked Marutesai again.
"Hobbies? I don't have any hobbies, just eat and sleep and scold Marute!"
"Uh……"
Hearing Wang Xiaomeng's answer, the reporter was a little dazed, and quickly changed the topic.
"Okay... Then the next question, I heard that you have been in CCG for a while, you must know the white god of death, Matt and others, right? Who do you think is stronger than him?"
"Then there's no need to ask? Of course it's me!"
Patting his chest, Wang Xiaomeng said to the reporter, "I can beat ten guys like Arima, and one million weaklings like Marutesai!"
Having said that, he yelled at the camera.
"Marutesai, you bad boy, stinky monkey, did you hear that, a weak chicken like you can still be the chief, it seems that CCG is not far from disbanding, your combat power is only 5 scum, look at my gestures—convex( ̄( ̄ Dish  ̄///)”
"..."
Is this... tearing your face apart?
Faced with such an insult, Marutesai naturally couldn't remain indifferent. In addition, CCG also needed to gain a sense of presence, so he immediately took a very direct and positive response, and his words were very rude.
The reporter who interviewed him turned around and went to the FPF headquarters to conduct an exclusive interview with Wang Xiaomeng.
"General Manager Uchiha, Your Excellency Marute, Director of CCG, announced that you have committed a crime against humanity by shielding ghouls, saying that you are arrogant, moody, greedy and lazy, living extravagantly, and your private life is extremely chaotic. Do you have any responsibility for this? What do you want to say?"
"Tsk..." Facing the reporter's question, Wang Xiaomeng smacked his lips, then nodded, "Well, he is right, I am indeed like this!"
"Uh... are you admitting it?" The reporter was a little confused.
"Yes, I admit it!"
Wang Xiaomeng nodded again.
"Because our FPF investigators are so incompetent, it's been a few months, and the order in the 24 districts has not been fully restored, so I'm naturally not in a good mood, and when I'm in a bad mood, my temper will naturally be bad, Maru Tesai was right when he said I was moody!"
"..."
You mean what you say!
The order of the 24 districts has not been fully restored for several months, and it is said that the investigators of the FPF are too incompetent. Isn't the CCG that has not done all this for decades not a waste?
After hearing the meaning of Wang Xiaomeng's words, the reporter didn't dare to speak up. After all, Wang Xiaomeng could afford to offend CCG, but he couldn't.
So he could only quickly change the subject.
"That... President Uchiha, you are too humble. FPF investigators are capable, and the public recognizes them. They are all heroes."
"Haha, heroes are exaggerating!"
Hearing what the reporter said, Wang Xiaomeng immediately smiled and waved to him.
"They are not that great, but they are capable enough. Because of their efforts, the special zone is almost stable now, the crime rate has dropped to the lowest point in history, and the number of ghoul predation incidents has even reached this number—"
Speaking of this, Wang Xiaomeng made a circle gesture towards the reporter.
"Zero, this is a very powerful achievement, it means that our world is getting normal, the only downside is that I have nothing to do, I don't know what to do other than eat, sleep and enjoy life.
I can only enjoy life well, so Marutesai said that I am greedy, lazy and extravagant, which is not wrong. As for saying that my private life is chaotic, this is indeed slander! "
Having said that, Wang Xiaomeng roared at the camera again.
"I'm so pure, I'm still a child. Marutesai, won't your conscience hurt if you tell such a lie? You stinky monkey, do you believe that I'll poke your eyes out with a big eagle?"
As he spoke, he began to take off his pants.
"Marute, watch out, I'm going to poke your eyes out with it next time, and make you feel the fear of being dominated by my big eagle..."
"..."
Is this a broadcast accident?
The reporter who reacted quickly stepped forward to stop Wang Xiaomeng's "indecent" behavior, and the scene got out of control for a while.
"Chairman, stop, it's still a live broadcast!"
"Hit the mosaic!"
"Break in the ad... Hurry up and get in the ad..."
As the camera flickered for a while, a panicked voice sounded from the side.
"Now insert an ad..."
"..."
Seeing this scene, Marutesai, who was watching the live broadcast at the CCG headquarters, immediately jumped up, "This bastard...I'm going to kill this monkey!"
Looking at the angry Marutesai, the surrounding investigators hurriedly dissuaded him.
"Officer Marute, please calm down!"
"Yeah, don't be impulsive!"
"This matter is getting serious, Madoichi waits to go out and have a look, if a reporter comes to interview, it must not be accepted!"
"..."
For a while, the conference room of CCG was in chaos.
This time, the mutual hatred between Wang Xiaomeng and Marutesai finally ended with CCG’s confession, but the interview program of the TV station became famous. Nowadays, many people watch TV, waiting to see Wang Xiaomeng’s amazing speech and how he hates pills hand fasting.
And Marutesai also became famous, and was called by the media and the public as "Chairman Uchiha's favorite man" and "the man who the president must hate every time he interviews".
There are also people who wrote the novel "Stories that the Chief and Marute must tell", and there are even dolls such as "monkey with eyes popped" on the market, the implication is self-evident.
Holding the "Stories the Chief and Mansou Special Officers Have to Tell", which has been printed for more than a dozen editions, and a figure of a "monkey with eyes popped" in a special shape, Marutesai roared to the sky.
"Damn Uchiha Obito, I won't let you go!"
(End of this chapter)
Seeing Marutesai's pissed off face, Mado Micro suddenly suppressed a smile, picked up the TV remote control and switched to the national TV station.
The screen flashed, and Wang Xiaomeng's figure appeared on the screen. Seeing this scene, Marutesai frowned.
"It's this guy again!"
Although he was not very happy, this was the only channel for him to understand the dynamics of FPF, so he did not turn around and leave or ask Mato to change the channel, but seriously watched the news interview.
Under his gaze, the reporter on the screen at this moment also started to ask Wang Xiaomeng questions.
"President Uchiha, may I ask you to establish such a special zone where humans and ghouls coexist, is there any deep meaning? And what do you think of humans and ghouls?"
"I don't think so much!" Wang Xiaomeng answered very neatly, "I think the two are almost the same!"
"Uh... you mean to treat everyone equally, right?"
"Well, almost, you are all monkeys in my eyes!"
"..."
Can't you talk nicely?
The reporters are almost used to Wang Xiaomeng's ability to chat the sky up to death suddenly, but they also know that once this happens, the ratings will soon usher in a skyrocketing, so they can barely accept it.
Seeing this scene, Marutesai frowned again.
"This guy is so casual and full of nonsense, what the hell does he think of national TV? Hmph!"
Speaking of this, Marutesai was going to ask Mado Wei to turn off the TV, but before he could speak, Wang Xiaomeng on the TV spoke first.
"By the way, you can also watch it on the national channel CCG, right?"
"Uh……"
Hearing Wang Xiaomeng's words, the TV reporter was stunned for a moment, and then nodded after reacting.
"Yes, this is a national TV station that broadcasts nationwide, and CCG can also receive it. Does President Uchiha have anything to say to any investigator of CCG?"
"Ok!"
Wang Xiaomeng nodded, and then spoke to the camera with a serious face.
"Hey, Yuma, that's right, you have a noble general, CCG has no future, come and do it with me? And Marute, you... Forget it, I don't want you anymore, you weak chicken, bad boy, stinky monkey , convex ( ̄dish ̄///)!”
Marutesai: "..."
Damn, did I provoke you?Do you need to scold me on the national channel?
For Wang Xiaomeng's behavior, Marutesai was very indignant, so when the media came to interview him and asked him what he thought of Wang Xiaomeng, he said "sensation" with a look of disdain.
But what he didn't expect was that it was his words that excited the reporters who were already lacking in reporting topics—there was finally something to talk about!
After the reporters added fuel and vinegar, the next day's newspapers immediately showed a strong smell of gunpowder.
"CCG director expresses disdain for FPF"
"Sensationalism", CCG Director Marutesai's frontal response to FPF"
"CCG is orthodox, FPF is just grandstanding"
……
FPF also has a special information collection department, and newspapers are also their focus, so these newspapers were put on Wang Xiaomeng's desk not long after they were released.
The result of this was that during the live broadcast of the news interview that afternoon, when the reporter asked about Wang Xiaomeng's hobbies, Wang Xiaomeng, who had found an opportunity, mercilessly attacked Marutesai again.
"Hobbies? I don't have any hobbies, just eat and sleep and scold Marute!"
"Uh……"
Hearing Wang Xiaomeng's answer, the reporter was a little dazed, and quickly changed the topic.
"Okay... Then the next question, I heard that you have been in CCG for a while, you must know the white god of death, Matt and others, right? Who do you think is stronger than him?"
"Then there's no need to ask? Of course it's me!"
Patting his chest, Wang Xiaomeng said to the reporter, "I can beat ten guys like Arima, and one million weaklings like Marutesai!"
Having said that, he yelled at the camera.
"Marutesai, you bad boy, stinky monkey, did you hear that, a weak chicken like you can still be the chief, it seems that CCG is not far from disbanding, your combat power is only 5 scum, look at my gestures—convex( ̄( ̄ Dish  ̄///)”
"..."
Is this... tearing your face apart?
Faced with such an insult, Marutesai naturally couldn't remain indifferent. In addition, CCG also needed to gain a sense of presence, so he immediately took a very direct and positive response, and his words were very rude.
The reporter who interviewed him turned around and went to the FPF headquarters to conduct an exclusive interview with Wang Xiaomeng.
"General Manager Uchiha, Your Excellency Marute, Director of CCG, announced that you have committed a crime against humanity by shielding ghouls, saying that you are arrogant, moody, greedy and lazy, living extravagantly, and your private life is extremely chaotic. Do you have any responsibility for this? What do you want to say?"
"Tsk..." Facing the reporter's question, Wang Xiaomeng smacked his lips, then nodded, "Well, he is right, I am indeed like this!"
"Uh... are you admitting it?" The reporter was a little confused.
"Yes, I admit it!"
Wang Xiaomeng nodded again.
"Because our FPF investigators are so incompetent, it's been a few months, and the order in the 24 districts has not been fully restored, so I'm naturally not in a good mood, and when I'm in a bad mood, my temper will naturally be bad, Maru Tesai was right when he said I was moody!"
"..."
You mean what you say!
The order of the 24 districts has not been fully restored for several months, and it is said that the investigators of the FPF are too incompetent. Isn't the CCG that has not done all this for decades not a waste?
After hearing the meaning of Wang Xiaomeng's words, the reporter didn't dare to speak up. After all, Wang Xiaomeng could afford to offend CCG, but he couldn't.
So he could only quickly change the subject.
"That... President Uchiha, you are too humble. FPF investigators are capable, and the public recognizes them. They are all heroes."
"Haha, heroes are exaggerating!"
Hearing what the reporter said, Wang Xiaomeng immediately smiled and waved to him.
"They are not that great, but they are capable enough. Because of their efforts, the special zone is almost stable now, the crime rate has dropped to the lowest point in history, and the number of ghoul predation incidents has even reached this number—"
Speaking of this, Wang Xiaomeng made a circle gesture towards the reporter.
"Zero, this is a very powerful achievement, it means that our world is getting normal, the only downside is that I have nothing to do, I don't know what to do other than eat, sleep and enjoy life.
I can only enjoy life well, so Marutesai said that I am greedy, lazy and extravagant, which is not wrong. As for saying that my private life is chaotic, this is indeed slander! "
Having said that, Wang Xiaomeng roared at the camera again.
"I'm so pure, I'm still a child. Marutesai, won't your conscience hurt if you tell such a lie? You stinky monkey, do you believe that I'll poke your eyes out with a big eagle?"
As he spoke, he began to take off his pants.
"Marute, watch out, I'm going to poke your eyes out with it next time, and make you feel the fear of being dominated by my big eagle..."
"..."
Is this a broadcast accident?
The reporter who reacted quickly stepped forward to stop Wang Xiaomeng's "indecent" behavior, and the scene got out of control for a while.
"Chairman, stop, it's still a live broadcast!"
"Hit the mosaic!"
"Break in the ad... Hurry up and get in the ad..."
As the camera flickered for a while, a panicked voice sounded from the side.
"Now insert an ad..."
"..."
Seeing this scene, Marutesai, who was watching the live broadcast at the CCG headquarters, immediately jumped up, "This bastard...I'm going to kill this monkey!"
Looking at the angry Marutesai, the surrounding investigators hurriedly dissuaded him.
"Officer Marute, please calm down!"
"Yeah, don't be impulsive!"
"This matter is getting serious, Madoichi waits to go out and have a look, if a reporter comes to interview, it must not be accepted!"
"..."
For a while, the conference room of CCG was in chaos.
This time, the mutual hatred between Wang Xiaomeng and Marutesai finally ended with CCG’s confession, but the interview program of the TV station became famous. Nowadays, many people watch TV, waiting to see Wang Xiaomeng’s amazing speech and how he hates pills hand fasting.
And Marutesai also became famous, and was called by the media and the public as "Chairman Uchiha's favorite man" and "the man who the president must hate every time he interviews".
There are also people who wrote the novel "Stories that the Chief and Marute must tell", and there are even dolls such as "monkey with eyes popped" on the market, the implication is self-evident.
Holding the "Stories the Chief and Mansou Special Officers Have to Tell", which has been printed for more than a dozen editions, and a figure of a "monkey with eyes popped" in a special shape, Marutesai roared to the sky.
"Damn Uchiha Obito, I won't let you go!"
(End of this chapter)
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