The strongest kiss god in the world

Chapter 31 Happy Things
Wang Xiaomeng was busy talking to the system in his mind, completely ignoring the outside world. He didn't come back to himself until he was punched in the head, and then looked at Tsunade with a blue vein on his forehead with a puzzled expression.

"Sister Tsunade, why did you hit me?"

"Snapped!"

As soon as his words fell, he was hit on the head again, and then the skirt of his clothes was also grabbed by Tsunade.

"Damn kid, is what I said funny?"

"Uh..." Hearing Tsunade's words, Wang Xiaomeng finally understood why he was beaten.

But I laughed because I was communicating with the system, not because of what Tsunade said!

Could it be what Tsunade said just now?

But I didn't hear it at all!

In order to prevent Tsunade from going crazy, Wang Xiaomeng could only explain to her with an aggrieved face.

"That... I'm sorry Tsunade-san, I didn't laugh because of what you said, I laughed because I remembered something, um...some happy things."

"A happy thing?" As soon as Wang Xiaomeng said this, Tsunade immediately showed suspicion, "What happy thing? Let me hear it!"

"This……"

Of course Wang Xiaomeng would not tell about the system, so in the face of Tsunade's questioning, he could only turn his brain to find the answer.

Thankfully, he found it.

So he immediately smiled at Tsunade.

"Actually, I'm so happy because Mrs. Jiushinai is pregnant with a baby. When I think about it, I can't help laughing, hahahaha..."

Before Wang Xiaomeng could finish laughing, Tsunade slapped him on the head again, and said angrily, "Even if Uzumaki Kushina is pregnant with a child, Namikaze Minato should be happy, why are you so happy? "

"Uh... When I think that I will have a cute little junior, can't I just smile?"

"Hmph!" Hearing his explanation, Tsunade snorted coldly, "Even if that's the case, why did you laugh the second time? Don't tell me it's because Kushina is pregnant!"

"Uh……"

Ma Dan, did I laugh twice just now?

Seeing the danger in Tsunade's eyes, Wang Xiaomeng's desire to survive was unprecedentedly high, and he quickly shook his head like a rattle.

"No no... I laughed the second time because... ah... it was because I thought of our patriarch's wife, Aunt Meiqin, who is also pregnant with a child!"

"Snapped!"

As soon as his words fell, Tsunade slapped him on the head again.

"Uchiha Mikoto is pregnant with a child, Uchiha Fugaku should be happy, what does it have to do with you?"

"But... I am the Uchiha clan!"

While rubbing his head, Wang Xiaomeng showed an aggrieved expression towards Tsunade.

"The patriarch has one more child, the Uchiha clan has one more life, the clan has grown, so what does it matter if I'm happy!"

"Hmph, sophistry!"

Tsunade snorted again, but his complexion improved a lot, he let go of Wang Xiaomeng's lapel, and just looked at him coldly.

"Then what about your third time? Don't tell me it's because someone is pregnant again!"

Wang Xiaomeng: "..."

Damn, how many times have I laughed!
At this time, Wang Xiaomeng secretly swore in his heart that he would never lose his mind in front of Tsunade in the future, and even if he had to discuss anything with the system, he would wait until he was alone.

But Tsunade's hurdle must be passed.

Thinking of this, he rolled his eyes, glanced left and right, and soon saw the green original Hokage necklace on his chest.

After seeing this necklace, his eyes lit up immediately, and then he looked at Tsunade excitedly.

"Tsunate-sister, it's actually like this. The third time is because I couldn't help but smile happily when I thought of Tsunade-sister giving me such a precious necklace!"

This explanation is...perfect!
I'm so smart!
Just when Wang Xiaomeng was extremely proud of his adaptability, he found that not only did Tsunade not smile, but the smile on his face became even colder.

"Really? So you were so happy, but the third time you didn't smile at all, but showed a very depressed expression. Is it because you are not satisfied with my gift?"

"..."

What?I didn't laugh for the third time?why don't i smile
Ah... I just remembered, it was because of bad luck that the system rejected all my requests, so I couldn't laugh at all!
Ma Dan, was tricked by this woman, Tsunade!

Thinking of this, Wang Xiaomeng looked at the sneering Tsunade, his eyes full of helplessness.

"Um... Tsunade-san, would you believe me if I said that I was depressed because I thought of the untimely death of the first Hokage and the decline of the Senju Clan?"

"Hmph..." Hearing Wang Xiaomeng's words, Tsunade snorted again, "What do you think? Will you believe this?"

"I can!"

As soon as Tsunade finished speaking, Wang Xiaomeng nodded solemnly.

"As long as it's what I say, no matter whether others believe it or not, I believe it anyway, especially what I say to Tsunade-san, I'm telling the truth!"

Having said that, while holding the original Hokage necklace around his neck, he raised his head and looked at Tsunade, his eyes full of sincerity.

"Sister Tsunade, since I have accepted this necklace, I will definitely inherit the will of the first Hokage, protect the village and everyone, and at the same time work hard to revitalize our Senju clan!"

Tsunade:"……"

Hey, hey... Didn't you just say that you belong to Uchiha?When did you become a thousand-handed clan?

Wang Xiaomeng didn't seem to see Tsunade's weird eyes, he continued to hold the original Hokage necklace, and said with dignity.

"This necklace is a token of love you gave me from Tsunade-san. I will definitely keep it safe and take it with me even in the shower. I will never let it leave my neck. After our son or daughter is born, I'll pass it on as a family heirloom... Ouch, why are you beating me, Tsunade-san?"

"Humph!"

Tsunade didn't reply to his words, he turned around and left after a cold snort, leaving only Wang Xiaomeng standing there with a dazed expression.

"Did I say something wrong? This woman's mind is really hard to figure out..."

Just when Wang Xiaomeng was considering whether to chase after him to ask what happened, a ninja wearing the uniform of the Konoha Guard suddenly came to his side and bowed to him.

"Master Obito, the patriarch asked you to go?"

"Huh?" Hearing the other party's message, Wang Xiaomeng frowned immediately, "Why did the patriarch ask me to do it? Could it be because his wife is pregnant?"

"Ah? Mikoto-sama...has it?"

As soon as Wang Xiaomeng said this, the ninja who sent the message showed surprise on his face.

"The patriarch never said anything about it, how did you know, Obito-sama?"

"Guess!" Wang Xiaomeng said while stroking his hair, "My nickname is Hundred Guessing Hundred Zhong Honest and Kind Young Lord, don't you know?"

"Uh……"

(End of this chapter)