The strongest kiss god in the world

Chapter 33 Conversation with Uchiha Fugaku
Wang Xiaomeng felt that it would be rude to refuse someone's sincere invitation, but of course this was not the most important thing.

The most important thing is that he is hungry.

It is undoubtedly a very lucky thing for someone to ask him to eat when he is hungry, so he happily agreed to Uchiha Fugaku, and then followed him out of the security department and went to his house.

On the way back, Uchiha Fugaku discovered a strange thing, that is, every Uchiha tribe who saw him greeted him with a smile on his face.

"Captain, congratulations!"

"My lord, congratulations!"

"Hey... Congratulations, patriarch, cough cough..."

In short, almost all the Uchiha people who met on the road, regardless of age, congratulated him with joy.

This made Uchiha Fugaku quite puzzled, "Congratulations to me? Congratulations to me? What do I have to congratulate?"

This doubt was not understood until he returned home.

"What? I'm going to be a dad again?"

Looking at Uchiha Mikoto with a motherly smile on her face, Uchiha Fugaku's face was more bewildered.

"is this real?"

Seeing him so surprised that he couldn't even maintain his usual rigidity, Uchiha Mikoto couldn't help covering her mouth and laughing.

"Hee hee...Of course it's true, I've gone to Konoha Hospital for an examination, and it's been confirmed that she's three and a half months old!"

"Three and a half months?"

As soon as Uchiha Mikoto said this, Uchiha Fugaku recovered from the shock, and then burst out laughing.

"So it's true... That's really great, I'm going to be a father again, it's great, hahahaha... But what's the name? Well... I have to think about it..."

At this time, Uchiha Fugaku is not like a high-ranking patriarch of a famous family at all, but a father... an ordinary father who is looking forward to the birth of his children.

While muttering, he turned around the room, stopped from time to time to mutter to himself, then shook his head, and continued to pace back and forth.

Seeing this scene, Uchiha Mikoto couldn't help laughing again.

"Hee hee... My husband, your appearance is too exaggerated. Didn't you tell everyone this news?"

"What? Me?"

As soon as Uchiha Mikoto said this, Uchiha Fugaku, who was pacing, stopped immediately, and then turned around to look at her a little dullly.

"I just found out too, I still thought you told everyone!"

"Ah? I...I didn't!"

Just as the two of them stared at each other in surprise, a voice sounded leisurely behind them.

"That... this news may... probably... maybe... came from me."

"Uh……"

Hearing this voice, Uchiha Fugaku and Uchiha Mikoto turned their heads at the same time, and looked at Wang Xiaomeng who was raising his hands in embarrassment with a look of shock.

"It's you?"

"Hey... it should be!"

"..."

Seeing Wang Xiaomeng's proud expression in embarrassment, the corners of Uchiha Fugaku's eyes twitched a few times, "Then...how did you know?"

"Uh... this is..."

Of course Wang Xiaomeng would not say that he saw it from an anime, so he had an idea, and then slapped his thigh fiercely!
"That's a good question. In fact, the reason I know it is because I have Sharingan with great insight. When I saw the maternal brilliance on Meiqin's face, I knew she was going to be a mother again soon!"

Uchiha Fuyue: "..."

Ma Dan, it sounds like you are the only one who has Sharingan, doesn't I have it?And how do you see the brilliance of motherhood?

There should be a limit to bullshit! Hey!
At this time, not only the corners of Uchiha Fugaku's eyes were twitching, but even the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching.

It took him a while to calm down, and then he sighed helplessly.

"Oh, forget it, there is not a word you can listen to, let's eat first!"

"Hey, this is good!" Hearing Uchiha Fugaku's words, Wang Xiaomeng immediately laughed, "I'm hungry too!"

Uchiha Fuyue: "..."

Ma Dan, you also know that you are kidding?But is it really okay to just say it outright?

Please also take into account the feelings of my patriarch, hey!
If it was an ordinary person who dared to talk like this in front of him, Uchiha Fugaku would have thrown him out of the house long ago, but for Wang Xiaomeng who opened the kaleidoscope Sharingan, he chose to accommodate.

He closed his eyes again and took a deep breath, while thinking silently, "For the Uchiha Clan...for the Uchiha Clan...for the Uchiha Clan..."

After reading it three times, he immediately felt much better in his heart, but when he opened his eyes again, his eyes suddenly became round.

At this time, Wang Xiaomeng was embracing his wife Uchiha Mikoto's waist with both hands, and put his head completely on the latter's abdomen, still muttering.

"I'm sorry, you're late, I've pretended you're a fool, but it doesn't matter, when you come out, I'll be my younger brother, I'll bring you money and fly you... oh oh oh oh oh... ..."

"..."

Listening to Wang Xiaomeng's barbell-like laughter, Uchiha Mikoto and Uchiha Fugaku's faces were dull...

It may be because of this incident that Fu Uchiha didn't say a word during the meal, but Mikoto Uchiha frequently served him food with a smile on his face.

"Come on, eat more... Is your name Obito? I heard you are alone now?"

"Ok!"

After Wang Xiaomeng took two mouthfuls of rice, he raised his head and grinned at Uchiha Mikoto.

"But I won't be alone soon. I have decided to find a partner. When this war is over, I will marry her!"

"Looking for someone to marry?"

Hearing Wang Xiaomeng's words, Uchiha Mikoto suddenly showed a curious expression.

"But Obito, you seem to be only 15 years old this year, right? It's too early to marry at this age... But which girl are you planning to marry, is it the girl named Lin?"

"It's not Lin!"

As soon as Uchiha Mikoto finished speaking, Wang Xiaomeng smiled and waved his hands.

"She's too young, I'd feel guilty marrying her, and I still like mature women, at least they should be older than Lin!"

"Hahahaha……"

Hearing Wang Xiaomeng's words, Uchiha Mikoto couldn't help covering her mouth and laughing, "Then how big do you think Obito is appropriate?"

"Um... this is..."

Wang Xiaomeng thought for a while, and then looked at Uchiha Mikoto seriously.

"I think it's almost [-] years old if I'm older. If I'm older, I'm afraid that she won't be able to lay hands on me because of guilt after marriage!"

"Pfft...cough...cough..."

Hearing Wang Xiaomeng's words, Uchiha Mikoto couldn't help but choked, she quickly covered her mouth and turned around, her shoulders kept shaking.

It's just a snicker at first glance.

In contrast, Uchiha Fugaku was very stable. At this time, he was eating with a concentrated face, his waist was straight, and his eyes were not squinting. It seemed that he hadn't heard Wang Xiaomeng's words at all.

Seeing this scene, Wang Xiaomeng nodded in satisfaction.

"Well, the boss is still stable. As expected of the patriarch, he is well-informed at first glance. Since this is the case, then I will tell you another secret. In fact, you also know the person I am planning to marry!"

Having said that, he took out the original Hokage necklace that he had hidden in his clothes, and sent it directly to Uchiha Fugaku.

"Look, this is the token of love given to me by my eldest wife Tsunade, it is the necklace worn by the first generation of Hokage!"

"puff……"

Looking at the necklace in Wang Xiaomeng's hand, Fugaku Uchiha couldn't help but burst into tears, and his eyes were full of horror.

Tsunade?What are you kidding?
(End of this chapter)