The strongest kiss god in the world

Chapter 42 Porcelain Teeth
While everyone was racking their brains to get the "Uchiha Obito Porcelain Teeth", the owner of this incident, Wang Xiaomeng, stood excitedly in Hokage's office, looking at the endless flow of people below with great interest. .

"It's great that so many people take on the mission, hehehehe..."

Seeing him smiling so brightly, Hiruzaru Sarutobi, who was next to him with a pipe in his mouth, suddenly showed helplessness on his face.

"Why do you do this? Is it just to let everyone know you? Isn't this too nonsense?"

"Hey, what does that matter!"

Facing Sarutobi Hiruzen's complaint, Wang Xiaomeng smiled at him again.

"I promised you to negotiate with Yunyin Village, and I promised to make the other party sign a peace agreement without any demands. This is not an easy matter. Now I just ask you to cooperate with me to send a mission. What a joke!"

"..."

Ma Dan, this guy is full of confidence!

Although he didn't fully believe Wang Xiaomeng's words, seeing how confident he was, Hiruzaru Sarutobi believed a little bit, and then asked him again.

"Then when do you plan to leave?"

"Tomorrow!" Wang Xiaomeng laughed.

"So fast?" Hiruzaru Sarutobi was a little surprised, and immediately raised his eyebrows, "What about this mission?"

"Wait until I come back!" Wang Xiaomeng spread his hands, "Anyway, I don't have any money right now!"

"..."

Damn, I don't have money to send out a silly mission!

After listening to Wang Xiaomeng's words, Sarutobi Hiruzen felt that his whole body was not well, and immediately turned his head away, as if he was going to be out of sight and out of mind.

The afternoon passed in a hurry, and night soon fell, Hiruzaru Sarutobi had already gone home, but Wang Xiaomeng still stayed in Hokage's office.

Because he knew very well that there was no better place to rest than here.

"I don't know how many groups of people are watching my residence now, planning to pull out my teeth while I'm asleep. Although they can't succeed, they are very annoying. I'd better sleep here!"

With such thoughts in mind, Wang Xiaomeng went directly to the blanket that Sarutobi Hiruza placed on the ground, and fell asleep soundly.

Wang Xiaomeng's guess was right, there were dozens of waves of people strolling around his residence that night, and the total number was hundreds, and there were nearly a hundred people who were caught by the patrolling Uchiha security forces alone.

Among them are several members of the Uchiha clan.

After all, money touches people's hearts, and the charm of a 3000 million bounty is not something everyone can ignore.

It's a pity that they waited all night but did not wait for Wang Xiaomeng to come back, so some people went to Kakashi and Nohara Lin's house to look for it, but they found nothing.

There were even a few bastards who went to Tsunade's house to look for them, but they were punched out of the house by the other party.

None of these people could find Wang Xiaomeng, because in their subconscious mind, Hokage Office was a sacred and solemn place, so they never thought that Wang Xiaomeng would hide there.

It was not until the next morning that someone discovered that Wang Xiaomeng had appeared at the gate of the village, so everyone began to tell each other. In less than 10 minutes, thousands of people surrounded the gate of the village.

Seeing this scene, Wang Xiaomeng suddenly laughed secretly, "It's finally time to implement the plan!"

Although the group was happy in their hearts, they pretended to be helpless and anxious on the surface.

"Listen to me, everyone. I have heard about the mission released by the village. In fact, that mission is a prank. Don't believe it. Please let me go. I still have something to go out of the village!"

Hearing his words of "trying to hide the truth", everyone present showed expressions of seeing through everything.

"S-level missions need to be reviewed by Hokage-sama, and the bonus is there, how could it be a prank? And you didn't leave early or late, but you sneaked away the next morning after the mission was released. You obviously wanted to escape! "

Everyone felt that they had seen through Wang Xiaomeng, but none of them pointed it out, but all laughed at him.

"Haha, what Obito-sama said is that, in fact, we also know that the mission is a prank. Even if the mission is real, how can we take action against you?"

"Yeah, we just admire Obito-sama, so we came to see you. Since Obito-sama is going out of the village to do some business, let us see you off!"

"Yeah yeah……"

Everyone was talking to each other, suddenly a little girl squeezed out from the crowd, and then fell directly into Wang Xiaomeng's arms.

"Master Obito, I like you so much!"

After finishing speaking, she stood on tiptoe and offered her red lips to Wang Xiaomeng.

This is a very beautiful and pure scene, Wang Xiaomeng was stunned for a moment, but he reacted quickly, and immediately covered his mouth with his hand.

"No...no way!"

Seeing this scene, the onlookers seem to have heard the order, and rushed towards him in an instant.

"Master Obito, I want it too!"

"Get out of the way, don't squeeze, let me come!"

"Who help me take his hand away..."

Thousands of people rushed up together, and the scene suddenly got out of control. Wang Xiaomeng seized this opportunity, directly took out the smoke bomb he was keeping in his arms, and threw it on the ground.

"Oh!"

With a muffled sound, the smoke filled the surrounding area in an instant, covering thousands of people, making the already chaotic crowd even more chaotic!
"Hahahaha, I kissed it!"

"Oh, don't bite me... Who bit me?"

"Ah... don't pinch my teeth, it's the wrong person!"

Hearing the shouts from the crowd, Wang Xiaomeng immediately chuckled, and then, like a slippery loach, he squeezed directly into the crowd, stretching out his hand to pinch the person he touched while pushing out.

If you hear a young girl screaming in pain, pull her over and kiss her hard, then slip away amidst the screams of the other party, and continue to look for this target.

The girls in the crowd screamed one after another, and the system's prompts in Wang Xiaomeng's mind also began to flash across the screen.

"Ding... the ninja level is one star, and the bond with the host is [-]%, the host kisses a true love coin!"

"Ding... This ninja has a three-star level, and the bond with the host is [-]%, and the host got three true love coins for kissing!"

"Ding... This ninja is two stars, and the bond with the host is 20.00%, and the host kisses four true love coins..."

The girls kissed by Wang Xiaomeng are generally low-level, and the bond degree is not high, so they don't get many true love coins.

But even if it is less, with the support of a huge base, the harvest is still objective.

In order to get more True Love Coins, Wang Xiaomeng threw more than a dozen smoke bombs and squeezed seven in and seven out of the crowd.

After kissing almost all the girls, he squeezed out of the crowd contentedly, then rushed out of the gate of the village in a flash, slipped into the woods and disappeared.

At the same time, the system's prompt sounded again in his mind.

"Congratulations to the host, this time you have shamelessly harvested 961 True Love Coins, and you still owe the system 1939 True Love Coins. You can pay it off after two more visits. Come on, the system is optimistic about you, okay!"

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(End of this chapter)