The strongest kiss god in the world

Chapter 56 Attack on Danzo
After being controlled by Wang Xiaomeng to swim in the cesspool for more than ten minutes, after trying several classic swimming strokes such as dog planing, backstroke, breaststroke, freestyle and butterfly, Danzo finally understood three things.

First, Wang Xiaomeng is a real ruthless person, at least more ruthless than he imagined.

Second, Wang Xiaomeng is a ruthless person whose mental strength far surpasses his. A rough estimate can control him to continue swimming for half an hour.

Third, he was almost unable to hold on.

At this moment, what Danzo was thinking in his mind was no longer how to get revenge on Wang Xiaomeng, but why the ninja of Anbu "root" under him was so stupid?

"This group of idiots, can't they see that I'm being controlled? And even if they can't see it, they should stop me. Even if they can't stop me, they should at least pull me up, but now no one makes a move. What is in their hearts? What do you think?"

Danzo didn't realize that many things are subconscious, which has nothing to do with loyalty.

Take the ninjas of Anbu's "roots" as an example, they are 100% loyal. If someone wants to kill Danzo, they can block the sword without hesitation. In order to protect Danzo, they will die!

But not saying goodbye to death does not mean "not saying goodbye to shit".

"Root" ninjas are also human beings, and as long as they are human beings, there will be things that they fear or resist. It is their strong resistance to filthy things deep in their hearts that allows them to find a reason to "see shit and not save" Danzo.

"Master Danzo is not life-threatening. Although he has been vomiting, his expression is very serious and focused. He should be doing some kind of cultivation!"

"That's right, look at how happy Danzo-sama is swimming. He changed seven or eight postures in just half an hour."

"So let's not bother him... Of course, we can't let others disturb him until he comes up by himself!"

In this way, a few "root" ninjas stood silently aside, and looked at Danzo who was swimming with calm eyes as much as possible, while constantly convincing themselves in their hearts.

"Master Danzo is right, even if he swims in the cesspool, he must have his own reasons, we can't doubt him..."

Looking at the performance of the "root" ninjas around him, Danzo became even more desperate.

Now he can only hope that Hiruzen Sarutobi can see him with his telescope and send someone to save him.

It's a pity that Danzo didn't know that after seeing Wang Xiaomeng's "insanity" kissing people everywhere, Sarutobi Hiruza felt guilty and depressed, so he only cared about government affairs and didn't have the heart to look at the crystal ball.

Under such circumstances, Danzo did not survive in the end, and soon lost consciousness.

At this time, Wang Xiaomeng has almost reached his limit.

It is not easy to manipulate a rebellious person. If Danzo was not on the verge of collapse due to the stinky environment of the cesspit, he would not have been able to control the opponent for so long.

Seeing that Danzo was unconscious now, he was relieved immediately, and then vomited and roared.

"Ouch... I want to hold my breath to practice willpower, none of you can pull me, vomit..."

After finishing speaking, he directly released the heart turning technique, and his consciousness returned to his body in an instant.

Although he was far away from the dirty environment, the nausea and nausea in his heart still stimulated Wang Xiaomeng's brain, causing him to vomit uncontrollably.

"Ugh... vomit..."

In less than 2 minutes, he spit out all the yellow bile, leaving Kakashi speechless for a while.

"Do you need to do this to such an extent?"

"When... vomit...of course it's useful, help...help me see how the old dog Danzang is... vomit..."

"..."

Seeing Wang Xiaomeng whose face turned pale from vomiting, Kakashi rolled his eyes helplessly, then turned his head to look at Danzo below.

"Oh, he's sunk!"

"Hahahaha...he deserves it!" Hearing Kakashi's words, Wang Xiaomeng immediately burst out laughing, "It's best to drown him!"

"Huh? It's floating up again!"

"Uh……"

Hearing this, Wang Xiaomeng, who finally stopped vomiting, quickly looked up, and found that Danzo had indeed floated up on his belly.

"Madan, what a disaster for thousands of years!"

As he spoke, he waved his hand towards Kakashi.

"Kakashi, hurry up and withdraw, the people in 'Root' will soon find out that Danzo is strange, and it will be too late if you don't leave."

"Then what do you do?" Hearing Wang Xiaomeng's words, Kakashi frowned immediately, "You vomit like this, let me cover your retreat."

"No need, I have my own way!"

Speaking of this, Wang Xiaomeng put the animal mask on his face to his face, then jumped down from the roof and roared at the same time.

"There is poison in the shit, hurry up and save Danzo-sama!"

Kakashi: "..."

This guy still refuses to let Danzo go, it's really bad luck for Danzo to mess with him!
But I have to say that Wang Xiaomeng's trick is really good. The sentence "shit is poisonous" not only diverted the attention of the ninjas of Anbu's "roots", gained the opportunity to escape, but also cut off Danzo's hope of becoming Hokage.

You know, Hokage is the leader and face of a village, who would let a "poisonous shit" be Hokage?
Looking at the ninjas of Anbu "root" who were in a mess below, and Wang Xiaomeng who had disappeared without a trace, Kakashi couldn't help but shook his head with a smile.

"This guy Obito has not only become stronger, but also more sinister. I hope we can meet again someday!"

After finishing speaking, Kakashi also put on his Anbu mask, and then quickly left the scene.

After returning home, he changed into the clothes he usually wore, then took his fishing rod and fishing basket, and went out leisurely.

It is not only to go fishing, but also to inquire about information by the way, to see the village's reaction to this matter.

When he walked to the exit of the village, he found that the cesspool had been covered, and Hiruzaru Sarutobi was still standing at the gate of the village, discussing something with Shikahisa Nara and Kaiichi Yamanaka.

Seeing him coming, Hiruzaru Sarutobi immediately smiled at him, "It's Kakashi, are you going fishing again?"

"Yes!" Kakashi nodded, and then saluted Hiruzaru Sarutobi, "Does Hokage have any orders?"

"Well, that's not true... By the way, did you bring soil to find you today?"

Hearing Hiruzaru Sarutobi's words, Kakashi was startled, and then nodded, "Well, he has been here, but he has already left!"

Because of loyalty, Kakashi chose to tell the truth, and because of friendship, he chose to hold back.

Fortunately, Hiruzaru Sarutobi did not delve into it, but nodded slightly.

"Well, I see, you go fishing!"

"Yes!"

Kakashi agreed, and left the village with his fishing rod in hand. After he was far away, Hiruzaru Sarutobi turned his head and looked at Kaiichi Yamanaka.

"Hai Yi, what do you think of this?"

Hearing Sarutobi Hiruzen's question, Yamanaka Kaiichi frowned.

"Judging from the situation at the time, Lord Danzo did seem to have been hit by the heart-turning technique of the Yamanaka Clan, but among the entire Yamanaka Clan, there should be no one who can control Lord Danzo with the art of heart-turning..."

Having said that, he glanced at the covered cesspool not far away, and the corner of his mouth twitched.

"Even if there is, I definitely don't have the guts, I can guarantee this!"

"..."

Hearing Yamanaka Kaiichi's words, Hiruzaru Sarutobi and Shikahisa Nara felt relieved for some reason.

But looking at Kaiichi Yamanaka with a complicated face, Hiruzaru Sarutobi immediately patted him on the shoulder lightly.

"Okay, Haiyi, you don't have to worry too much. I believe this matter has nothing to do with the Yamanaka Clan, but you can go back and check to see if any Yamanaka Clan women have married Uchiha in the past 50 years."

"Yes, Hokage-sama!"

(End of this chapter)