Wanjie temporary workers

Chapter 241

"Signboard?" Lin Xuan was taken aback.

"That's right, if you don't even have a signboard, even if you dress up as an old fairy, she won't ask you to tell your fortune." Qi Yuhuang said, "I can't even take the initiative to bring her here, otherwise she won't know what you said. If you believe me, you will think that I arranged it on purpose. You must let her discover you by herself, and then she will come up with the idea of ​​fortune-telling, so that she will not doubt the past and present lives you told me!"

Lin Xuan nodded and said, "Okay!"

I have to admit that although Qi Yuhuang has zero EQ, his IQ is extremely high, and he has an extremely accurate grasp of people's hearts, so he won't make those low-level mistakes.

"This can be regarded as my own handwriting. If you use it to fool people in the future, even wise men like Sakyamuni, Confucius, and Zhuge Liang will be fooled by you." Qi Yuhuang half-joked As he spoke, he conjured up a signboard, on which he wrote the seven characters "Tiekou straight to Lin Banxian".

Afterwards, feeling that it wasn’t enough, he added a series of clearly marked prices to it: ordinary people’s fortune-telling, ten yuan a fortune; Official fortune-telling, half of the real net worth, less than one point does not count.

This price tag, after writing it, immediately became the most reasonable thing in the world.

Lin Xuan could feel that if someone did the math and didn't pay the price according to the price, the consequences would be very serious.

"Okay, you dress up yourself, go to the street and wait!" Qi Yuhuang said.

Hearing this, Lin Xuan nodded, and Hua Hong flew under the flyover in the God of Cookery Competition Square.

At this time, there were already several hexagram stalls under the overpass, but except for one of them, White Beard, who had a little bit of internal strength, the others were all liars.

In fact, if there is real ability, who would tell fortunes in Tianqiao?

Uncle Jiu, who doesn't make much money with Taoism, has his own Yizhuang!

"I don't know if I'm pretending." Lin Xuan waited.

This wait lasted for several hours, but instead of waiting, Qi Yuhuang and Suzaku found a group of young and Dangerous boys.

"Hey, old man, is your fortune-telling really accurate?" the young and Dangerous boy in the lead asked.

Seeing him, Lin Xuan was stunned for a moment, and then said: "Of course! Your name is Chen Haonan, you were born on December [-], [-], and your hometown is in Macau. The gangster gang, after the death of the eldest brother, carefully planned to avenge him, and now he has become a legend among young and Dangerous, young man, is the old man right?"

At this moment, with his white hair, childlike face and fluttering clothes, he definitely looks like an old fairy.

Coupled with the real information, Chen Haonan was taken aback for a while.

"Brother, that old liar doesn't abide by the rules of the world." Said a middle-aged fortune-telling liar next to him.

Hearing this, Chen Haonan glanced at him and said, "Peasant, beat him up!"

The middle-aged liar was beaten half to death.

"He has real skills, which is different from a liar like you!" Chen Haonan said.

This is just a small episode, it doesn't matter, but all of this was seen by a group of young people not far away.

Suzaku, who is still a mortal, said to Qi Yuhuang who accompanied him: "Street liars deserve to be beaten by young and Dangerous boys. However, the old fairy next to me always gives me a different feeling. Brother Huang, why don't you Let's do a fortune-telling? Anyway, the God of Cookery Competition won't be held until a while later, and fortune-telling is quite interesting."

Hearing this, Huang Yuqi shook his head and did not agree.

He said: "No way? The fortune-tellers on this Tianqiao are basically liars. It's a waste of money to ask him."

Seeing this, Lin Xuan, who just saw him, couldn't help complaining in his heart: "I lost my integrity to help you, and you actually called me a liar?"

However, although he complained in his heart, he also knew that it was Qi Yuhuang's plan to play hard to get.

Otherwise, if he showed enthusiasm for fortune-telling, would Suzaku still believe the result?As the later leader of the Huaxia Extraordinary Alliance, she is no fool!

"The iron mouth is straight, it is good or bad, it is good or bad, it is the marriage of the third generation, no money is not allowed!" Lin Xuan shouted loudly.

"This is a tall man!" Suzaku said.

Regarding this, Qi Yuhuang put on a look of disbelief and said, "Is it true?"

"My sixth sense is very good, and I can't be wrong." Suzaku said, and walked over.

At this time, Suzaku's appearance is no different from that of 20 years later, but his face is more immature and less stable.

"Girl, what do you want?" Lin Xuan asked.

Hearing this, Suzaku smiled and said, "Fortune-telling!"

"?" Lin Xuan was stunned.

I also know that you are here to tell the fortune, the problem is, what kind of fortune do you always want to tell!

There is no topic, how can you fool around?

"Since I was born, my family members have told me that my destiny is different from ordinary people, but they didn't tell me exactly what is different." Suzaku said, "Please do the math for me!"

"Oh, this, don't count, the fate of the phoenix goddess can be seen at a glance." Lin Xuan said directly: "Girl, in your previous life, you should have been a queen in ancient times, and your husband was virtuous and lucky, so even if Reincarnated, it is still the life of the phoenix. There are not many who meet this standard..."

Immediately, Suzaku said: "Well, it must be Wu Zetian, right?"

Lin Xuan: "..."

Qi Yuhuang: "..."

"Ahem, you have to do some calculations to find out." Lin Xuan said.

Afterwards, Suzaku wrote a word for "yellow" in the fortune-telling test.

"Oh, it turned out to be the wife of the Yellow Emperor, the old man Lin Guangcheng, known as 'Guangchengzi', who met the empress Leizu." Lin Xuan said in an ancient etiquette.Then, he glanced at Qi Yuhuang, pretending to be shocked and said: "To be able to walk side by side with Lady Leizu and be so close, are you the reincarnation of the Yellow Emperor?"

Immediately, Suzaku was a little suspicious, and said, "Is there such a coincidence?"

"No coincidence, no coincidence. Throughout the ages, there have been countless famous people who have been reincarnated. Maybe the liar next to him was also a historical celebrity in his previous life!" Seeing that he was about to reveal his secrets, Lin Xuan said flickeringly: "There is also a person next to him. That old gentleman is a fortune-teller in this life, and in his previous life, he might be Zhang Sanfeng, Hua Tuo, or Li Chunfeng. Who can say clearly about reincarnation and fate?"

These words made Suzaku stunned.

"Convincing and convincing, this kid is also a talent." Qi Yuhuang thought to himself.

He didn't know that Lin Xuan was afraid that his mother-in-law would settle accounts in the future, so he deliberately pretended to be Guang Chengzi and let that guy take the blame!

After all, sooner or later, Suzaku will know that he was fooled.

"Talk too much, God King, take your mother away quickly, and then reveal your identity, and you will definitely reap love." Lin Xuan said through voice transmission, and disappeared into a ray of light.

In fact, there is no need to say more.

He had already discovered that Suzaku was very close to Qi Yuhuang, and obviously fell in love with him, or the relationship from the previous life, even after reincarnation.

It's just that Qi Yuhuang, that guy with zero EQ, doesn't know it himself!
In fact, if there is no feeling at all, how can other girls run here and there with you?
There is no friendship between men and women, but any friends who make friends are basically interesting!
"He disappeared?" Suzaku covered his mouth and asked.

"Maybe, that's really Guang Chengzi." Qi Yuhuang said: "Que'er, let's go to the God of Cookery Competition first. Halfway, I have something to tell you slowly."

(End of this chapter)