The Strongest Recycling System in Doomsday

Chapter 959 Farts

Daoist Tiancan floated down, with a dust whisk on his left arm, and his right hand stroking his beard. Under the guidance of the bandit leader, he strode into the dining room and sat down at the innermost table.

At the same time, the bandit leader was surprised to find that a big black and white bird the size of a goshawk had already flown to the beam above the head of the real Tiancan, and a pair of eagle eyes stared at the approaching real person Tiancan. all goals.

The people who were gnawing on the delicious meat hastily put down the delicious food in their hands, and respectfully thanked the real person Tiancan, "Thank you, the real person, for your kindness."

Daoist Tiancan waved his hand, smiled slightly, and signaled everyone to do whatever they wanted.

The bandit leader chuckled, looked up at the big bird, secretly swallowed his saliva, and poured a large bowl of fine wine in front of Reverend Tiancan, "Reverend, I have offended you so much today, I hope you will forgive me." .”

Master Tiancan smiled generously, and picked up the wine bowl.

puff--

Just after taking half a sip of wine, Tiancan Daoist spit it out in one gulp, causing big drops of cold sweat to ooze from the bandit leader's forehead!
"My real man! This is the best wine in our village, don't you suspect that our wine is poisonous?"

"Is this also good wine?" Immortal Tiancan didn't care whether the wine was poisonous or not, he grinned, obviously very dissatisfied with the good wine offered by the bandit leader.

Fortunately, at this moment, a delicate voice rescued the bandit leader.

"Hey! Daoist, you have been living in the Xianjia Cave Mansion. You must be not used to the delicious wine in our mortal world?"

Talking, Hu Lai twisted his seductive waist, swayed to the side of the real person Tiancan, took advantage of the situation and sat down, looking straight at the real person Tiancan with a pair of captivating big eyes.

"My lord, but I wonder if us mortals will be lucky enough to drink the fine nectar from your fairy family?" As he said, Hu Lai's small white hand touched the big hand of Tiancan Daoist.

"Cough-cough-"

Master Tiancan held Hu Lai's little hand in the palm of his hand, coughed a few times unnaturally, then stroked his beautiful beard with the other hand, and smiled, "Since the little lady is interested, of course Pindao will satisfy you. "

After finishing speaking, Tiancan Daoist stretched out a hand, and suddenly, a large wine jar filled with heavy catties appeared in his hand.

"Storage bracelet?!" Hu Lai and the bandit leader exclaimed almost at the same time.

"Huh?" Daoist Tiancan groped Hu Lai's little hand back and forth, while scanning the distance between Hu Lai and the bandit leader with his eyes, "Hehe, you two really have a good understanding!"

Hu Lai smiled awkwardly when he heard the words, and broke free from Tiancan's palm with an excuse, and at the same time he said in a coquettish manner, "Zixiang, I've only heard of storage bracelets, but unfortunately I've never seen them before, so I'm just a little curious."

"Ha ha--"

Reverend Tiancan raised his head and laughed loudly, "Little lady, you are wrong about this. This Reverend came from the Immortal Cave, how could he bring such low-level things as storage bracelets? Let me tell you the truth, my But the real method of the immortal family is called the Sumeru Small World!"

Hu Lai and the bandit leader looked at each other when they heard the words, and they obviously didn't believe what Tiancan Daoist said.

Immortal Tiancan looked at their faces, took a panoramic view of the expressions of the two, and smiled when he saw it, "If you two don't believe me, I can show you what kind of magic weapon I have on me!"

After finishing speaking, Immortal Tiancan picked up the wine jar and took a big gulp of wine. After putting down the wine jar, he actually took off his Taoist robe in front of the two of them.

It wasn't until there was only one piece of undergarments left that Tiancan Daoist smiled slyly at Hu Lai, "Little lady, if you still want to see it, we can find a place where Pindao will let you see it all. "

"Hmph!" Hu Lai blushed slightly, "Why are you Taoists from the Xian family so lewd? You really don't have any shame, aren't you afraid that your master will punish you if he finds out?"

Even so, Hu Lai's eyes looked all over Tiancan's body, and he really didn't see any magic treasures for storage, so he couldn't help but secretly startled.

Could it be that this mysterious Taoist really cultivated into a small world of Sumeru?

On the other hand, Tiancan seems to be even more outspoken with the help of alcohol.

"Hey, little lady, who told you that we cultivators are not close to women? To tell you the truth, it is my master Taiyi Zhenren—hey!"

Tiancan shrank his neck in a funny way, said half a sentence, took another sip of wine, and at the same time, stretched out his palm, another jar of wine appeared in his hand, and threw it to the bandit leader, "Come on! Let you taste our wine!" The taste of the fine nectar and jade liquid from Ziyun Cave!"

The real nectar?
The bandit leader held the wine jar in his arms, swallowed uncontrollably, and at the same time looked at the bewitching Hu Lai on the other side, and slapped the wine seal open.

"Wow! What a great wine!"

A strong smell of wine rushed straight into the nostrils of the bandit leader, and he couldn't help but sigh in admiration. Even if he knew there was something tricky in the wine, he couldn't care less now!

Gudongdong——

In one breath, he drank half of the jar of wine!
Putting down the wine jar, the face of the bandit leader suddenly turned red.

Uh!
After belching, the bandit leader put the wine jar in front of Hu Lai.

Hu Lai's nose twitched slightly, and he also stretched out his small hand, picked up the wine jar and drank it.

"hey-hey--"

Master Tiancan supported his own wine jar with one hand, tilted his head to look at the bandit leader and Hu Lai, and smiled, "How is it? The fine nectar and jade liquid brought by Pindao is delicious?"

"Really, you, is this really the fine nectar from the Immortal Family? It's so delicious!"

The bandit leader admired him sincerely, and at the same time gave his thumbs up.

After Hu Lai took a sip of the wine, although he didn't say anything, judging from his expression, it was clear that he was also conquered by the wine that Tiancan brought out.

Even so, Tiancan's behavior just now, especially when he touched his hand, made him feel that this so-called disciple of the immortal family seemed a little strange!

Therefore, Hu Lai secretly gave the bandit leader a wink.

After receiving Hu Lai's wink, the bandit leader gritted his teeth and smiled, "My real man, you said before that you went down the mountain this time to help the people in distress, right? In fact, we are here to make a living, and we don't usually The embarrassment for the people is just that I met a few beautiful girls among these people today, and I want to chat with them about life, the rest is really harmless."

"Well——" Tiancan waved his hand, shaking his body a little, looking at the girl who was eating barbecue on the dining table in the distance, the corners of his mouth slightly turned up, and he smiled, "Actually, Pindao is also somewhat interested in those girls, don't you Do you think this kind of thing should be chosen first by Pindao?"

Just after finishing speaking, there was a "poof", and Hu Lai and the bandit leader covered their mouths and noses at the same time!

"Hey, I'm sorry, I have a bad stomach recently, so I laughed at it."

Tian Can waved his hand, making the air around their wine table even more unpleasant.

(End of this chapter)