Fantasy Anti-Japanese

Chapter 138 List for the Emperor

Chapter 138 List for the Emperor
The news of Liang Yu's death caused a little sensation in the world, but the Japanese were very happy.They were elated, rejoiced, and as a result of their joy, nearly 10 people spontaneously danced on the streets of Tokyo to celebrate, and the sales of various types of alcohol skyrocketed by more than ten times. The surnames, such as "corner of the house", "on the street", "under the road", "by the tree", and so on.This is really great news. You must know that the reputation of the empire has been ruined enough by this Chinese demon in the past few months. Now that this demon is finally dead, he can finally breathe a sigh of relief.

The emperor was also very happy. Occasionally, he felt pain and had a whim, so he asked the military department to give him a list, which is the list of officers who directly caused losses to the soldiers of the empire's Chinese dispatched army by the headshot demon of China. Of course, he was very serious. The requirement is to have real internal data, not external public materials.In fact, he seemed to have counted the loss with his fingers curled up, but he didn't seem to count it very much. The loss was quite serious in his impression.But looking at the list, although he had been mentally prepared, the emperor almost lost control.I really don't know if I don't see it, I was shocked when I saw it.The list is so long, so long that you can't see the end at a glance!
The first one is "Army General No. [-]" Dian Junliu. Later, he explained that it was an air crash, but how did this air crash cause it?The Imperial Air Force has explained in detail: the pilot of the Empire has been attacked by the Chinese, and it is very likely that the Chinese headshot demon did it himself, because it was finally verified that there was a bullet in the pilot's burnt head Head, the only pilot who can hit high altitude is that headshot demon.This account should definitely be put on Zhi Na's head, and it shouldn't be said that the air force caused the general's Yu Sui and so on to be brought before his royal driver. His emperor knew this clearly.

Then there is the "Army General II" General Sugiyama Yuan, who really served the country in battle, and the body is still incomplete, and it has been proved that it was the headshot demon who personally cut up other people's bits and pieces. gone.Regarding whether General Sugiyama can enter the Yasukuni Shrine, there has been a big discussion in China, with various opinions, and the quarrel is fierce.In the end, the emperor bit the bullet and gave the final explanation: According to Amaterasu's usual practice, as long as the head is still on his neck, it is considered valid, even if there are shortcomings, "parts" can still exist, etc. This is the end This big debate.

Then there is the level of "Lieutenant General". To the emperor's pleasure, there are not many, just five.The first is Inaba Shiro, the former head of the Sixth Division of the Army, the second is Ryosuke Yoshizumi, the former head of the Ninth Division of the Army, and the third is Kiyoshi Hasegawa, the former commander of the China Dispatch Fleet.

Seeing these three names, the emperor almost shed tears, and sighed in his heart: a real warrior, dare to face the barrage of bullets from the Chinese people!They are worthy of the title of warriors of the empire!They are not afraid of hardships, overcome all difficulties, and completely solved these three hidden dangers in the hinterland of the Chinese people.Otherwise, the face of the empire, my face really won't hold up!He silently mourned for the hundreds of warriors in his heart.In order to deal with these three disgraceful guys, the imperial agents suffered heavy losses this time, and almost used all the intelligence networks to completely wipe out the three of them without a trace. Internationally humiliated.You should know that "Kyoshi Hasegawa" is recuperating in China, and "Shiro Inaba" is still consciously researching special cold medicine in Tokyo.As for that fat man, the god's main card has long been enshrined in the shrine.If these three things really show up in a Chinese court, then his old face will really be lost to the Pacific Ocean.You Amaterasu, are you going to force me to have a caesarean section?

The Emperor thought to himself, hey, it's really bad to lie, didn't the Chinese say it?Does one lie need ten lies to cover one's ears and steal one's ears?For this lie, for this deception, the Chinese people almost uprooted the secret service organization that was built so hard.Hey, Bage, the loss is really heavy.Of course it's worth it.Agent Lie Chi can be trained again, but who can I find to make up for my loss of face?So when the emperor saw these three names, he was a little angry, and his heart was full of eighteen generations of their ancestors.What a shame!

The fourth lieutenant general who was broken was Taijiro Iida, the chief of staff of General Sugiyama Gen. He was bombarded by the bombardment with Sugiyama Gen in the battle, but his body was still intact, much better than the general, and definitely belonged to Anle. broken jade.

The fifth lieutenant general who had broken pieces of jade was Hisao Tani, and he was also the worst one. His head was gone, and it is said that he was transported to Wuhan by the Independence Regiment.Imperial agents tried to steal it, and five more were shattered.Of course, the Chinese agents will definitely not have a good time. According to the report from the domestic headquarters, five jade broken agents killed at least [-] Chinese agents and so on.

This Tani Hisao made the emperor very headache, after all, he really has no head, the rules of Amaterasu and her old man cannot be changed, this one cannot enter the club.But although Hisao Tani is an idiot, he still has a bit of status in the military circles, and he can be regarded as a piece of jade on the battlefield.Unlike those three idiots who were actually arrested.Many people interceded for him, and the emperor was not happy to see him. After thinking for several days, he finally came up with a workaround, which was to build a small temple outside the side wall of the shrine, and house these headless ghosts. The incense in the club is worthy of them.This method is good, and the family members of the dead headless ghost are full of praise.The emperor is also very proud, I am the only one who is smart in China, hum, if I go to deal with the devil, I will be worried
Next is the rank of major general, which made the emperor a little nervous: Is the small temple able to pretend?Is it too much?
The first unlucky one was Rear Admiral Tanimoto Mataro, who was bombarded to death if he was confused.But anyway, you can still go to the club.

The next thing is a sad reminder. The second major general to be broken is Tokutaro Sakai of the Sixth Division, who created the prelude to the crazy decapitation and cutting of the major general's head by the headshot demon.The emperor shook his head, secretly blaming Sakai Tokutaro for not guarding his head!Otherwise, there would be no second pig like this!You can't let him into the small temple, your grandma's is already crowded enough.He made up his mind.

The third and fourth were Rear Admiral Yokoji Munetoshi and Military Rear Admiral Fujiwara Heian, who directly summoned the soul of Matsumoto Tanimoto.I also gave the unlucky Sakai a heads up!It's so pitiful, even the head is gone.The emperor felt compassion: these two are so innocent, they can enter the small temple!

The fifth and sixth major generals also died unjustly, that is, Akiyama Yoshiyoshi of the Ninth Division and Rear Admiral Okuma Masakichi.The first one drowned to death on the spot. Luckily for him, he was caught by the British, otherwise he would definitely be eaten by Chinese fish.The one at the back is worthy of the navy, and the water swam like a ridge. He rescued himself and came back, but he was injured, injured and frightened, and he died after a week of suffering.Of course, his account must be settled on the head of that demon.The emperor murmured in his heart: I'm really not strong, if I have the ability, I will endure it!

The seventh major general is the colleague of the pig who didn't keep his head, Ushishima Man, this is definitely a donkey!Not only did he send his own head out, but he also brought a brigade of elite imperial soldiers!Facts have also shown that the demise of this brigade was entirely due to the fact that the Niu Dao donkey had proved the old saying from China that he had done his own crimes and could not survive, and actually blew up his ammunition depot to pieces, donkey.Not to mention entering the temple, even Japan cannot let him come back.Just throw it into the Pacific Ocean!The emperor was really angry.

The eighth major general was Jing Shuxuan of the Ninth Division, and he died so badly, he was like that Sakai pig, could it be Sakai's upper body?Baga!First, the headshot was shot, and then the head was cut off. It was miserable.Don't blame him, if you want to blame, blame that pig, it's a bad start!You can have this, that is, you can enter that small temple.

For the ninth and tenth major generals, it was the turn of Sewuhei and Seiya Kai of the Tenth Division.That Se Guqi really knows how to join, the tenth division, he is ranked tenth, Baga.Is there such an arrangement?If your surname is Seto and you belong to the No.20 division, would it be your turn to cut off [-] of them?I am Ba Ga!It's a bit of a coincidence, but the emperor was very angry, cursing angrily, who is he cursing?
The No. 11 major general makes people very speechless, and that is Riichiro Katayama of the third division.It's really rare to play in the water without even losing your head, and only the stupid fish in this mountain can do this.Stupid fish!The emperor is really angry. I don’t blame you for the jade being broken on the battlefield. You swim until you lose your head. God Amaterasu will not forgive you, and I will not forgive you. Really can't have it!What a disgrace!The emperor was even more angry!

The next thing is a sad reminder, Gu Hisao failed to steal chickens and lost a lot of rice. He wanted to bombard people with heavy artillery, but in the end he was bombarded to pieces. What idea?It's very smelly.Not only did it blow up General Sugiyama and his Lieutenant General Iida to death, but also killed a bunch of major generals on the spot.

No. 12 major generals are the chief of staff Mamoru Iizawa who didn't see him. I heard that his food was fried to pieces and the meat was so broken that it couldn't be broken. Good luck to him. Keep his head. up.Forget it, forget it, let him have this.The Emperor thought generously.

The No. 13 major general was Marirou Ozawa, Chief of Staff of the Sixth General Toshihara Tsukuda of the Dispatched Forces in China, who was directly inserted into the heart by a piece of shrapnel, and died on the spot.The emperor secretly sighed: "Just go back to the country obediently. Why are you joining in the fun? Did you join in the fun?" The emperor still has a good impression of this dead ghost. kind.Emperor Ken concluded that he must have wanted to find a good job with the new chief, but he didn't get the job, but he just died like this. It's a pity.

The emperor couldn't help sighing again and again: "Hey, what an idiot, don't you know what it means to be an emperor and a courtier in China? I think so, I really want to replace all the bastards in the military with my own people. Yeah. But can it work? Who told the previous emperors to be weak for too long, and it’s my turn to have no way to resist. I can only let those old tortoises and old bastards control the government.” The emperor has a headache, and it’s not like he didn’t fight , That’s why I bit the bullet and earn Uncle Liu. Oh, it’s not the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, it’s the Uncle Chaoxiang. Unfortunately, the reality is cruel. Uncle Liu Huang is very stupid, but he has become the emperor anyway. Well, this Uncle Chaoxiang will usurp the throne Bar?no!You have to be on guard against a bird, this bastard has become like that bird, and he is also a bird emperor!Well, to a certain extent, this war may not be a bad thing. After all, it is absolutely impossible for those old bastards who can usurp the throne. He's just a troublemaker, bah!
The No. 14 and No. 15 major admirals are Kobayashi Sonosuke and Shimomura Masasuke of the Navy, they all belong to the Fourth Fleet. The fleet commander, Vice Admiral Toyoda, heard that he is quite close with Na Sugiyama Moto. Dare to go, but sent two assistants to join in the fun and watch the ceremony.There is no exception, if you make up the number, you will make up the number of ten and forty-five.Baga, what's the matter with you about the army?If you have enough ginger, you can go to attack the mountain by yourself, and you will lose more than 45 soldiers of the Marine Corps, so you dare not move?If there is no Marine Corps, the Marine Corps can also go!Even if you don't, don't join in the fun.Think the list isn't long enough?The emperor was very unhappy.

No. 16, No. 17, and No. 18 are the three major generals Morikawa Shirasori, Kuroki Yuki, and Nakamura Masao of the newly established Sixth Division. These three all died on the spot.These three are real warriors!Fortunately, they only cared about cutting off the head of the lieutenant general and the bits and pieces of the general and did not cut off their heads, so they were finally able to enter the society safely.It is the best reward for their heroic deeds.

No. 19 is Major General Nishimura Masano, who took over the seat of Major General Katayama from the Third Division. He was coldly shot to death during the war, and his head was also shot, but it is not very correct. It should be It wasn't the headshot demon Zhina himself.But he is much better than his predecessor, at least he can join the club.

The No. 20 major general is the chief of staff of the dispatched army headquarters, Hashimoto Gun, who had his neck broken by the Chinese demon in his own backyard.Another idiot!Let the Chinese devil rush to his home, this is absolutely stupid.Also staff?Participate in the fart!But luckily for him, they also cared about cutting off the parts of people who were bigger than him, and didn't cut off his small head.

No.20 is the last major general, Keimitsu Yamada, who died with the headshot demon of China. His rank was originally a general, but he was already discussing whether to promote him. The Navy Headquarters has already submitted an application. The document was on his desk at the time, but he hadn't signed it yet.In fact, whether to sign or not is just a formality. If you don't sign, people will definitely annoy you to death, and you will have to sign it.Well this time, the word was signed, and Keimitsu Yamada became the official major general of the empire, but he was dead before he received the appointment.Oh, I heard that the body has not been found so far, it should have turned into ashes

The Emperor looked it over again, and found a very ridiculous rule, that is, since the demon appeared out of thin air, the first major general killed was Mataro Tanimoto of the navy, and then he killed all the soldiers of the empire all the way. The general packed up a bunch, and after killing the last Major General Yamada Keimitsu, he finally died too.The first one is a rear admiral, and the last one is also a rear admiral. It really is the Xiaohe of China. Oh, no, it is the rear admiral of the empire, and the rear admiral of the empire. Oh yeah, is this China’s Skynet? No leakage?Yoshi, what a cycle!

What followed was a long list of deaths of rank and file officers, all of which were shockingly long.The emperor closed his eyes and murmured to himself, "It's over! It's finally over! If it's not over, maybe that demon will come and cut off my head."

(End of this chapter)

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