Legend of comedians

Chapter 1 A Toad Wants to Eat Swan Meat
The sky was clear, and the hot sun shone on the ground, reflecting bursts of hot air.
People on the street are almost standing in the shade to avoid the scorching sun, there is less noise in the bustling street, and cars are driving back and forth on the lanes on both sides..
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The willow trees on both sides trembled in the wind, and a cool breeze hit, which eased the heat a little.
At the end of the street, there was a long queue of people in front of a high-rise building. At a glance, there were more than a hundred people. They were under the scorching sun, their faces were sweaty, and they licked their dry lips and looked at the high-rise building. Eyes full of longing..
"Today is the headquarters of Shangjiang TV recruiting No. 30 comedians for the second class. This year I must be admitted."

"Many of the comedians who entered the stage last year have appeared in the latest variety shows. It seems that our chances this year are not small."

"Yeah, to be a big star, who would have thought that a comedian can also be a big star."

"Hey, Huo Shengjun and Huang Xucheng are also known as the two major entertainment hosts in the north and the south. One of them is in the Tianjing headquarters, and the other is in the Hanzhong headquarters. These two hosts are both comedians."

"You're thinking too much, these two are far ahead of you in terms of eloquence and funny skills"

"It is always good to have a dream and a goal, and it is better than blind effort."

In front of Shangjiang Headquarters, the No. 30 second comedian candidates who came to interview, they communicated with smiles on their faces. To be honest, looking at their faces is really hard to compliment, and their looks are even more unsightly.

In terms of face shape, the shoehorn face, pancake face, and prismatic face are jaw-dropping, and they are simply ugly men gathering..
But comedians are like this, many people just rely on a face to win jokes, pretend to be crazy, and do everything they can
And every time a comedian is selected, it is a big inventory of rare faces
Many ugly men were having a good chat. They planned their future and looked at the beautiful life with excited smiles on their faces.

At this time, a slightly shy voice came
"Excuse me, is this the comedian recruitment site of Shangjiang Headquarters?"

The three people who were caught in the discussion were all taken aback. Which bastard doesn't even know such a famous comedian selection point?
They turned their heads and saw this young man with a clean complexion and a sincere smile. He was wearing a pure white baseball cap and carrying a backpack. Although he could not be called handsome, he was quite handsome.

The three of them didn't think too much, and one of them nodded with a shoehorn face, and said, "Yes, the interview location is in front."

The young man stood on his heels slightly, took a look, and found that there were three registration personnel in front of the Shangjiang Headquarters, and beside it stood a small sign 'Shangjiang Headquarters No. 30 [-]nd Comedian Recruitment Point'.

The young man took a long breath, bowed politely and said, "Thank you."

Then he turned around and walked to the end of the line, silently starting to line up.
The three of them looked dumbfounded, Zhang Cheng still came to be a comedian like this?Just kidding?
Obviously, in the "commercial" circle where ugliness is the only standard, this young man's appearance is somewhat "unsightly".

Not only the three of them, but everyone else looked at the alien in the ugly men with a strange look. Facing the realization shot from around, the young man grinned and pressed the brim of his hat, feeling a little pressure.

The young man's name is Li Ping'an, a very popular name, and his hometown is Shangjiang, but it is not the city, but a small county in the surrounding area.
Although the Shangjiang area is rich and the environment is very good, to be honest, the real Shangjiang people can no longer afford houses in the urban area, so they have moved to the surrounding sites one after another. Those rich foreigners, not locals.
Li Pingan has just graduated from Shangjiang Drama Academy. Like other graduates, Li Pingan is also facing the dilemma of finding a job
Most of the students choose to work as employees of TV stations, or debut as newcomers or singers, and there are quite a few students who have already become famous all over the world during their school days.

For example, the number one actress of the new generation, Luo Qingcheng
Luo Qingcheng is the signboard of Shangjiang Drama Academy. She seldom showed up during school and basically went to various concerts. Her good family, angelic face, and god-given voice made her famous early on. There are countless admirers during school.

And Li Pingan is also one of them, but compared to Luo Qingcheng, who shines in the entire Hua Kingdom, Li Pingan is only the light of rice grains, and he dare not peek into it..
After graduating from university, Luo Qingcheng has already started a concert tour across China, while Li Pingan came to the comedian job fair at the headquarters of Shangjiangtai.

Shangjiang Academy of Drama has a relationship with movies and songs, but why did Li Pingan choose a profession that is completely unsuitable and even a bit out of grade?

Because, on the day of graduation, Li Pingan, who was drunk, went to bed late in a daze, and a strange memory popped up in his mind.

That place has a wide variety of variety shows, 'Running Man', 'Extreme Challenge', 'Real Men', 'Mars Intelligence Agency', 'Happy Camp', and many other variety shows are like carps crossing the river..
This made Li Pingan interested in variety shows. At the same time, although he blushes a little, he is very talkative and has a good tongue. Therefore, these days he has been wondering whether he wants to be a comedian.

In the end, due to an important reason, Li Pingan had to make this decision
Money is gone and there is no room for entanglement, so the absurd Li Pingan came here.
Li Pingan held the straps of his backpack with both hands, resting on his heels and watching, while the entire formation slowly moved forward.

"Name. Age. Has the graduate campus ever been a comedian in other stations?"

The registration personnel's question was very simple, and as waves of people advanced, they soon came to Li Ping'an's position.

"Name, age, graduation amount. Did you come here by mistake?"

A young lady in her mid-twenties saw Li Pingan's eyes brighten. Although Li Pingan is not handsome, but he has seen too many ugly men. At first glance, Li Pingan is not bad, so he asked in surprise.

Li Pingan shook his head, touched his nose, and said, "No, I'm also here to be a comedian."

The young lady wrinkled her little nose and looked at Li Pingan left and right. To be honest, he was a comedian with his looks, so he really failed.

But since she came, she has no reason to push it out.

Nodding his head, his tone softened a lot and said:
"Name."

"Li Ping'an."

"age."

"21 is old."

"Graduation Campus."

"Shangjiang Academy of Drama."

"Have you ever been a member of Shangjiang Drama Academy in other stations?"

The young lady yelled strangely, her eyes widened, her mouth opened into an O shape and she said, "Why did the Shangjiang Drama Academy come to our place to participate in the recruitment?"

Li Pingan was a little speechless. Why is this young lady always surprised, but she still showed a sincere smile and replied, "Because of interest."

"interest?"

"Well, I want to offer smiles to more people."

"Well, that's great"

The young lady handed the form to Li Pingan with a strange face, and then whispered: "Come on."

"thanks."

Li Pingan took the list excitedly and walked into the gate of Shangjiang Headquarters. A gust of cool air-conditioning wind came, which made his slightly uneasy heart a lot easier..
At this time, the voice of the next intern came from behind.
"Why is Mao so polite to him and so fierce to me?"

"You don't know? This is a world that looks at faces."

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According to the road signs, Li Pingan looks left and right like Grandma Liu entering a big manor. Although he visited once during college, he walked through the side entrance at that time, so he didn't see the hall of the general's headquarters.
Looking up, the lights are a bit flashy, squinting and looking, there are many posters hanging on the ceiling, movies, TV dramas, and variety shows.

The entire ceiling is lined up in two columns, and there are more than [-] posters hanging one after another, which is full of atmosphere.
Li Pingan didn't have many chances to look at the posters. He knew he wasn't here to visit, so he had to hurry to the interview location..
Turning left and right, Li Pingan finally found the interview location.
Located at the end of the corridor, there are two rooms, one is the interview site and the other is the waiting area. Li Pingan walked into the waiting area grabbing the information sheet.

The staff on the side gave him a tracking number, which was 103.
Forehead.
Li Pingan was a little stunned. It seemed that he was one of the last few. Having worked several times, he knew that the interviewers were getting tired at the end, so he was no longer doing the interview. Can wait patiently.
The number of people decreased rapidly, and Li Pingan waited patiently. At the same time, he kept observing. Sometimes the interval between the staff calling the next interviewer was very long, which meant that the interviewer still had some energy.

But as the number of people is getting smaller and smaller, the speed of entering the interview site is also accelerating..
Li Pingan couldn't help sighing, the interviewer was a little annoyed
"No. 103!"

After the staff shouted, Li Pingan jumped up like a spring and said loudly: "Here!"

The staff glanced at Li Pingan and said, "It's your interview time, go in."

Li Pingan took a deep breath, adjusted his clothes, walked out of the waiting area with a serious face, and then walked into the interview site opposite..
In the interview area, there are two men and one woman, both young, about 30 years old. At this time, the man in the hat in the middle is holding his chin and yawning. The man on the left is rubbing his temples, and the woman on the right is a little more energetic. , but drink coffee from time to time to relieve fatigue
Li Mu roughly scanned the names of the three on the table.
"Introduce yourself."

The presiding judge wearing a hat said in a businesslike manner.

Li Pingan stood opposite, cleared his throat, and said in a soft tone as much as possible: "Hello three chief judges, I am interviewee No. 103, my name is Li Pingan, I am 21 years old, and graduated from Shangjiang Drama Academy. "

The soft voice, refreshing and clean personal introduction, and clear articulation are indeed a lot of bonus points
Everyone who came to the interview introduced loudly, trying to show their confidence, but this was counterproductive. After listening to the loud voice all day, Li Pingan's soft introduction was wrong, at least three of them Sit upright.
"Hey, you graduated from a prestigious university, and you are from the same school as Luo Qingcheng." The female interviewer said with a smile, obviously Li Ping'an's handsome appearance made her feel good.

Li Pingan nodded and said with a smile: "We are in the first class, but she is a swan and I am a toad."

"You kid... still want to eat swan meat?"

The interviewer on the right was interested and joked with a smile.

Li Pingan shrugged and said: "Dreams are always necessary. Even if I am a toad, you can't let me marry my mother toad, right?"

The three of them were strangely quiet, although a brief burst of laughter came.
"Hahaha this kid is interesting!!"

"Cackling mother toad? Seeing that you look honest, I didn't expect you to have so many tricks in your heart."

“Little guy has a lot of ideas”

(End of this chapter)