Legend of comedians

Chapter 107 Push and pull?

The two basically have a drink every 1 minute, and the drinking speed is very fast
"Have you been in touch with the boss or the fourth child recently?" Li Pingan asked. Now that they are all working after graduation, there are very few contacts.

The fat man held an iron pick, biting the skewers, and muttered, "Boss is busy taking care of the family's business, and the shemale is under strict control, so it's rare to get in touch once."

Li Pingan nodded and couldn't help sighing; "Among the four of us, it seems that the boss wants to be an actor the most?"

Speaking of this, the fat man paused for a while, poured himself a glass of wine, drank it suddenly, and laughed at himself: "Fate is tricking people, the boss is the one who wants to do this job the most, but unexpectedly, the three of us I went in, but the boss went home to take care of the business, this fucking fate."

The two of them were relatively speechless, and their life came out step by step. The so-called planning was only within the scope of their own cognition. As for their future fortune, neither Li Pingan nor Fatty knew, just like a person who never thought of being a comedian. , the other never thought of being an actor.

When the two brothers meet, wine is essential. Li Pingan doesn't like drinking very much, but he likes the atmosphere. When the atmosphere is here, the wine can be drunk naturally.

The two chatted for nearly three o'clock, until the sky just turned pale, and the two drunken people hooked their shoulders and walked home staggeringly.

One p.m.
interval~~~~~~
Li Ping leaned on the refrigerator, his face was white, he frowned occasionally, rubbed his stomach with his hands, and after shaking his head slightly, he couldn't help grinning again. His head was about to explode.

I don't know how much I drank in the early morning, anyway, Li Pingan vomited sour
I won't drink it next time.

Li Pingan swore secretly with a painful expression on his face, but this oath never seemed to come true..
Holding the water bottle, Li Pingan walked to the living room, and found the fat man wearing big underpants, with a big white belly, lying on the floor in the living room, snoring, sleeping so beautifully.

Li Pingan's teeth itch when he saw it. Every time he drank too much, this guy would be fine as long as he slept, but Li Pingan felt very uncomfortable the next day.

"Woke up!!"

Li Pingan kicked the fat man in dissatisfaction, and saw the guy turn over and muttered: "Director Ma, I'm squinting for 2 minutes, it was too late to read the script last night."

Li Pingan couldn't help laughing, the fat man thought he was on the set.

Ding Dong
Li Pingan didn't even know that a smile had already appeared on his face when the short message sounded..
'What are you busy with?Busy man, I called you twice this morning but no one answered. "

Li Pingan put the water bottle aside and started typing on his mobile phone
' A good friend came over last night, so had a drink. '

’ (Shocked) You are hungover, how uncomfortable it is to drink too much. '

'It's okay, just a little sick to my stomach. '

'Tsk tsk.. Take care of yourself, the director told me to go to filming, so I won't chat with you anymore. '

'Okay, come on, too. '

In Ludian Film and Television City, the crew of "Storm" is busy filming, and in a warm tent, Didi Yunhua is wrapped in a thick down jacket, huddled inside, breathing on his hands from time to time, But he was reluctant to let go of the phone.

After sending the text message, a smile appeared on Didi Yunhua's delicate and pretty face, and the whole person's mood couldn't help but improve a bit.
"Is it Li Pingan?"

scare! !

Didi Yunhua was startled by the sudden voice, and shrank back. Seeing her manager An An behind her, she couldn't help but caressed her chest, rolled her eyes and said, "You scared me to death."

There was a hint of a smile on the corner of An An's mouth, and she joked: "Don't do anything wrong, don't be afraid of ghosts knocking on the door, this is you"

While talking, Miss An An looked slyly at Didi Yunhua's cell phone.

A blush flashed across Didi Yunhua's face involuntarily, and then he said stiffly: "Didn't you let me approach Li Pingan, I...I'm on a mission."

"Ha ha."

Sister An'an smiled perfunctorily and said, "Mission? I think you just don't sell yourself."

Didi Yunhua pouted, and said, "Just him?"

Sister An An shrugged and said, "Every time you mention Li Ping'an, close your mouth first."

Didi Yunhua was so frightened that she quickly touched the cherry lips, didn't she smile?Then seeing the sly smile on the other party's face, he couldn't help but trot out.
"This girl"

Sister An An tilted her head, and couldn't help but look at Didi Yunhua's frightened rabbit-like figure with amused expression, couldn't help but put on a doting smile, but then couldn't help frowning.

For Li Pingan, Sister An An can only say that she doesn't understand. As a young man, Li Pingan knows how to advance and retreat. Such people are often thoughtful people, with absolute self-centeredness as the benchmark.

Therefore, Sister An'an was a little worried about whether Didi Yunhua could subdue Li Pingan, a potential dragon.

However, before she thought about this question again, she didn't know that Didi Yunhua had completely conquered Li Pingan's stomach!
"Yo, I haven't seen you for a few months, are these siblings?"

Li Pingan was taken aback, seeing the fat man wrapped in a quilt at some point, standing behind him with a mean smile on his face.

Li Pingan rolled his eyes, put his phone on the coffee table, and said, "You're all bored, and you got up just because of this little thing?"

"It's no small matter."

The fat man came over, sat down next to Li Pingan, and said with a serious face: "This is not a trivial matter. Look at you, when you chat with the little girl, you still have a silly smile on your face. I can assure you that if you Let her see your honor, and immediately cut off contact."

Li Pingan said unhappily; "That's my true temperament."

fart!
Fatty looked like I understood, and said: "Based on my experience in chasing girls as a lover, you have to learn to 'push and pull' first."

"Push and pull?"

Li Pingan looked confused..
Snapped!
Fatty became interested, and said incessantly: "This push and pull has to be broken down into, push and pull, and maintain a feeling of closeness and distance, wanting to see but embarrassed to see, the itching in my heart is unbearable."

"This push is that you can't blindly please other girls, and occasionally let go of the line, such as not answering text messages, not answering calls, and keeping a certain distance, so that the girl feels that she is about to lose you."

Li Pingan interrupted, and said with a surprised face: "Aren't you looking for trouble on purpose? Chasing girls requires courage and persistence, why do you push it away?"

"Fool!"

The fat man reprimanded: "Isn't there still a pulling link?"

what?
Li Pingan was stunned
"This pull is amazing. You need to grasp the timing yourself. After keeping a certain distance, quickly withdraw the line, let the little girl know how much you care about others, until you are completely devoted to you. This method will never fail, and no one can deceive you!"

The fat man patted his chest and said with a miraculous expression, while Li Pingan felt a little headache when he heard it.
Finally, the fat man asked expectantly: "How is it? Enlightened?"

Li Pingan's expression was a little subtle. After a while, he suddenly covered his mouth and said, "I'll go spit it out first."

Vomit~~~~~~~~~
There was a retching sound from the toilet
The fat man in the living room said with regret on his face: "A dead wood cannot be carved, and a dick cannot be counterattacked!"

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