Legend of comedians

Chapter 161 Doctor of Theory? (one more)
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Li Pingan: "Thousands of mountains and rivers are always love, can you give me some food?"

Didi Yunhua: "The cold wind moves the earth and the air is vast, and you can feel full if you eat some air!"

In the living room, Li Pingan put down his mobile phone and sat on the sofa with a helpless face, his eyes were on the instant noodles on the coffee table, but it was tasteless.

Didi Yunhua really kept his word, and he really didn't give him any advice. This completely fooled Li Pingan, and his appetite was spoiled by you. Now he puts on his pants and leaves. How embarrassing is Li Pingan.

How about doing it yourself?
Li Pingan looked at the kitchen. Although his skills were not very good, it was better than eating instant noodles.

But the kitchen needs to be cleaned up for dinner, and the oil stains need to be wiped off after cleaning the kitchen. Oil stains will appear in the future, and the kitchen may not be clean after wiping the oil stains. In the end, the floor has to be mopped, and the living room has to be mopped after mopping the kitchen. ,bedroom.
Forget it, let's eat instant noodles.

Li Pingan picked up the instant noodles and went to the kitchen, thinking that tonight he could only use instant noodles to satisfy his hunger.

dong dong dong! !

creak
After Li Pingan opened the door, Didi Yunhua stood at the door with a displeased face, holding a soup pot in his hand, and handed it over.

Li Pingan's eyes lit up, and he took it with a smile and said happily: "Aren't you going to say no?"

Didi Yunhua rolled his eyes at Li Pingan, and said, "Don't get me wrong, my mother insists on me sending it over."

"Thank you, Auntie, for me."

After finishing speaking, Li Pingan turned sideways and asked, "Enter the house?"

Didi Yunhua thought for a while, then walked in.

"It's so fragrant!"

Li Pingan opened the lid of the ceramic rice cooker, and suddenly a delicious smell of fish soup came, and he couldn't help but move his index finger.

zi~~~~
"It tastes great." Li Pingan admired, turned to look at Didi Yunhua and blinked, and joked: "Is it because you marry me, auntie cooks for me every day?"

Didi Yunhua glanced at Li Ping'an, sneered, and said, "It's a beautiful idea, and you still want me to marry you, why don't you go to heaven."

"It's normal for a female college to get married and a male college to get married." Li Pingan sipped the soup happily, but didn't notice that Didi Yunhua's pretty face was already covered with red clouds, her beautiful eyes dodged from time to time, and she squeezed her eyes tightly Her lips were pursed, and her pale white hands were tightly clenched together.

"By the way, have you never been in love?"

cough cough cough
Li Pingan almost spit out a mouthful of fish soup and coughed non-stop. Didi Yunhua quickly handed over the tissue, with a sly smile in her beautiful eyes, and said: "The reaction is so big? It seems to be piercing my heart."

Li Pingan wiped his mouth, looked at Didi Yunhua speechlessly, and said, "Love is all about skills. Although I have no experience, I am at the doctoral level when it comes to theory."

After finishing speaking, Li Pingan blinked and said with a smile, "Don't forget that I am the host of the variety show 'Love Letter'."

Didi Yunhua smiled perfunctorily, and thought to himself: You are a big-headed ghost.

Seeing the disbelief on the other person's face, Li Pingan put down his spoon and said with a serious face, "Let's put it this way, according to statistics, men only use their brains to think when they are with the same gender."

"Yo, it seems that you understand quite well, Dr. Li Da." Didi Yunhua sarcastically said.

"That's not true." Li Pingan puffed up his chest, and with a serious face, he learned and sold the knowledge he acquired from the fat man, and said: "For example, when a man was shopping in the mall, he saw a counter selling underwear, and he lowered his head. head, why?"

Didi Yunhua tilted his head and thoughtfully said, "Because you're shy?"

"He's excited!"

Li Pingan vowed to continue to ask: "When a couple travels, the scenery here is pleasant, and when they enter a gorgeous hotel, the first thing a woman notices is the exquisite decoration, beautiful scenery, and a slightly ambiguous atmosphere. But Men can only see one thing, what is it?"

Didi Yunhua frowned beautifully, and began to think according to Li Pingan's thinking, a little uncertain: "My girlfriend?"

"Wrong! It's the bed!"

Li Pingan smiled confidently: "Women are emotional animals, while men are visual animals. When a normal man looks at a graceful woman, his brain will secrete a hormone. This hormone tends to make him think in the most primitive way." , so...men rarely think with their brains.”

Pooh!
Didi Yunhua blushed slightly, spat lightly, glanced at Li Pingan and asked, "Are you the same?"

"Man"

Li Pingan smiled, turned around again, and hugged the fish soup for a while.

Didi Yunhua was taken aback for a moment, her delicate eyebrows trembled uncontrollably, and she sneered in her heart. Fortunately, I still had a glimmer of hope, this dead man!

"It's almost time to eat, then give me the soup, I want to go back!"

"Huh? I only ate half of it."

"Eat whatever you want, keep drinking your northwest wind!"

Boom!
Li Pingan held a spoon in his hand, but the soup pot below had long since disappeared. He watched Didi Yunhua walk out angrily, his face full of astonishment.

After another month, Shangjiang Headquarters finally finalized the 'Infinite Challenge', and the recording time has also been announced, the official recording of the first phase will be on July [-]st.

At the same time, Shangjiang Headquarters also began to carry out crazy publicity activities.

Announcing members, copying hot spots, creating topics, etc., made the audience who had been looking forward to Li Pingan's new variety show excited for a while.

Today, the forum on the official website of Shangjiang Headquarters "Infinite Challenge" has already been captured by fans from all walks of life
""Love Letter" fans brought millions of troops to report! I wish the new variety show to be popular!"

"Fans of "Mighty Heart" reported that after waiting for two months, there is finally news. It's exciting."

"Li Dashen, Lou Yucheng, Mi Guozhong, Li Tianwang, He Shuai, Wang Zuo. This lineup is exciting just looking at it. I don't know what the new variety show will look like. I'm looking forward to it."

"Li Dashen's variety show has never let us down, and I heard that 'Infinite Challenge' is an outdoor reality show. Does this mean that we may meet Li Dashen and others on the street?"

"I'm already so excited, I'm so looking forward to it, I've been waiting for the love letter, and now there's a new variety show, I feel like I've been stunned by happiness."

"Hahaha, since I watched Li Dashen's variety show, I can't watch other variety shows. Now I think I will be able to watch the new variety show soon, and then I have a love letter, and I am instantly satisfied!"

"I don't know how the new members are, but I'm more at ease with the old members. After all, we have worked together for so long, and the tacit understanding is very good."

"The upstairs must have underestimated Great God Li too much. At that time, Lou Yucheng, who was dumbfounded at that time, could be trained to escape so much. As long as Great God Li is the host, everything else is not a big deal."

Internet forums are full of expectations for new variety shows, which also makes Shangjiang Headquarters enjoy a long-lost sense of being valued.

In the past, variety shows were released, and that time it had already hit the street before it was broadcast, so seeing the enthusiasm of the audience, Shangjiang Headquarters suddenly felt flattered.

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