Legend of comedians

Chapter 200 Fatty as a matchmaker
The filming location of "The Storm" is a film initiated by Shangjiang Headquarters, and the great director - Qu Ming took over the filming.

Now the crew has been recording in the African rainforest for almost a month. The most uncomfortable thing here is not the hot weather, nor the difference in diet, but the pervasive little bugs.

No matter it is day or night, the people that mosquitoes can bite collapse. Due to the lush ecology, the mosquitoes here are also very large, almost three of them per pack.

Snapped!
Shi Yongkuan slapped the mosquito that was happily sucking blood from his arm to death, and muttered unhappily: "His grandma, I'm a big fat man, and I'm about to be sucked up by you."

The words themselves are not funny, but combined with his panda-like figure, it makes people laugh.

"Fatty Lord, I really admire you. The river is so turbid and the current is so fast. You plunged in without any hesitation. Aren't you afraid that you won't be able to float?"

The little actor on the side joked, but the fat man didn't realize it, and said: "There is no river in the world that I can't control with a fat man. If the current is fast, I can float up."

Everyone laughed. At this time, director Qu Ming also came over and joked with a smile: "I heard that there are big leeches in the muddy water, which are as long as a person."

The fat man sniffed, and subconsciously looked at the turbid and fast-moving river. The yellowish river water could clearly hear the turbulent water flow, and there were continuous whirlpools emerging, as if there were some monsters lurking inside, which made him shudder. Shivering, he grinned forcefully and said, "Director Qu...don't be joking, the crew must have prepared safety facilities."

"Ugh!"

Speaking of this, Qu Ming sighed, looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, and said, "Originally there are safety facilities, but this is a tropical rainforest, and the roads are impassable, and transportation will take some time, it depends on whether you can survive it. "

The fat man took a deep breath, opened his eyes wide, and asked in astonishment: "Then I just stuck in it stupidly before?"

Qu Ming nods
"No security facilities?"

Qu Ming nodded again!

"Director, you're cheating!!—"

The fat man let out a mournful cry, stood up abruptly and kept checking his body...
"What the hell, you won't be infected with any virus, right? Where's the medical team? Give me that bottle of disinfectant, no, the disinfectant bucket, I want to take a bath!"

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! ! !
The scene burst into laughter, looking at this guy who was about to cry, and couldn't help but make the originally serious atmosphere a lot easier.

"I'm lying to you, there is a isolation net in the upper reaches of this river, and the water is very clean." Qu Ming also said with a smile on his face.

The fat man glanced at everyone awkwardly, sat down with Ai Ai Qiqi, and muttered: "You just bully me, the fat man is not for bullying, but for pain."

"Look at how ugly you are, no one can't help teasing a few times."

Zhao Ying on the side also burst out laughing. The little girl was sitting on a rock, wearing a vest on her upper body, overalls and shorts on her lower body, and her ponytail looked extraordinarily refreshing. Her originally fair and pretty face still had remnants of previous filming. There is a lot of mud, even on the clothes, but it does not hinder its own beauty, but adds a touch of heroism.

"I said, sister, what do you mean by laughing? I forgot to secretly deliver instant noodles to you last night?"

Zhao Ying smiled slightly, and said: "One size is worth one size. My manager urged me to lose weight. Although it is kind of you to send instant noodles, it is not very kind to me."

The fat man curled his lips and said, "What's so good about being thin? I still like the ancient dynasty. When I was fat and beautiful, I was also a hot pot at that time."

Zhao Ying laughed and said, "Come on, that refers to women."

Fatty suddenly pointed at Zhao Ying and said seriously, "You discriminate against fatty!"

Zhao Ying was taken aback, and couldn't help saying pitifully: "Where do I have it!"

"Yes, your discriminatory eyes and frivolous tone have already hurt me. My fragile little heart can no longer bear the blow and begins to feel inferior."

Hahahaha
Zhao Ying laughed out loud, and asked amusedly, "You? Low self-esteem? Do you think it matches?"

If people all over the world feel inferior, let’s be inferior. Fatty, an optimist, has a thick skin and will never feel inferior. This is a guy who only met once, and then ran over to manage his borrowed money to buy food the next day.

It was only later that I found out that this fat man was going abroad for the first time, and he didn't know how to exchange coins.

Although this guy always claims that he is a rich second generation, but the things he does are more and more ineffective.

But even so, this fat man is still a pistachio, and he has gained the love of almost the entire crew, because as long as he is around, he will never feel bored.

"By the way, sister, do you have a boyfriend?"

Zhao Ying raised her brows slightly and asked, "What's the matter? Inquiry into my privacy?"

"No way." Fatty smiled and leaned over, squatting next to Zhao Ying, interpreting Beauty and the Beast to the fullest, everyone's hot eyes.

"I have a friend who is still single, but I swear, he is a nice person, rich in money, responsible, and both parents died!"

Zhao Ying frowned and asked, "What's so good about the death of both parents?"

"Doesn't this reduce the burden on the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law?"

Zhao Ying: "."

It's really tiring to be his friend for this unrestrained fat man.

"What does he do?" Zhao Ying didn't have any definite idea, but asked with the mentality of teasing the fat man.

"Host, you're pretty awesome."

Zhao Ying smiled and said, "It's still in the industry, who is it?"

"Li Ping'an."

Cough cough cough cough.
Zhao Ying took a sip of water, coughed suddenly, covered her mouth, and blamed; "You did it on purpose, because I said something wrong last time, the media fabricated it to be the same as 'not to marry unless Li Ping'an'."

The last time she participated in a film conference, she just said, "If it's Li Pingan, I can think about it", but she didn't expect it to be exaggerated by the media, and finally turned into "I, Zhao Yingfei, Li Pingan will not marry", which made her really embarrassed , so she specially explained on the official blog that she just admired Li Ping'an, so the fat man suddenly said this sentence, which made her feel like he was choking herself on purpose.

"True or fake?" The fat man was surprised and delighted, and asked hastily; "Thinking about it? Shall I set up a line for you?"

Zhao Ying rolled her eyes at the fat man angrily, and said, "You know Li Ping'an? One is an upright and popular new host of variety shows, and you are still playing tricks."

The fat man said in a disdainful tone: "What's wrong with playing tricks? People don't have to accumulate experience first. I'm preparing for soaring into the sky. Also, I don't know Li Pingan? The boss slapped him back then, if I didn't stop him Almost got into a fight."

"Slapped? Li Pingan, Li Dashen slapped? True or not?" This topic aroused Zhao Ying's strong interest.

"How? If you want to continue listening, you have to promise me to meet."

The fat man said with a smile.

Zhao Yingmei turned her eyes slightly, and said with a smile; "It's okay to meet, tell me, what's going on."

"Hey, let me tell you, that idiot back then."

The two started whispering in the corner, and the fat man was eloquent. In the whole story, Li Pingan was portrayed as a man who was deeply hurt by emotions and had experienced many vicissitudes, so as to arouse the girl's sympathy.

I have to say that Fatty is a genius in this area. After a while, Zhao Ying really became "really" interested in Li Pingan
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(End of this chapter)