Legend of comedians

Chapter 210
Li Pingan is not a professional cross talk speaker, but he did get acquainted with it when he was in Shangjiang Opera. At that time, a master of opera gave a few lectures, and Li Pingan listened with great interest, so he was not unfamiliar.

When the two came on stage, the traditional cross talk is to wear gowns, but because the two are performing impromptu, there is no time to change their costumes.

After stepping onto the stage, Li Pingan wanted to be a joke, while Guo Gang wanted to be a joke.

Maybe many people think that they don't talk much, so it's better to let Li Pingan be a fan, but this is because they don't understand cross talk.

The so-called cross talk, three points for fun and seven points for praise, if you throw out the baggage, you have to pick it up, otherwise the baggage will not be heard, and the audience will not be able to laugh.

Therefore, if Li Ping'an is to be praised, Li Ping'an will not be able to accept Guo Gang's burden, let alone when the two are still fighting.

Guo Gang understands this exactly, which is why Li Ping'an is amused.

"Big guy, take more care of yourself, don't blame me if it's not good." Li Pingan was teasing, so he spoke.

"It's the first time to talk about cross talk." Guo Gang answered with ease.

Li Pingan smiled and continued: "Everyone knows that this variety show is very funny. Where is this funny? Do you know?"

Guo Gang raised his eyebrows and said, "You are a professional, tell me."

Li Pingan said with a mean face; "It looks ugly."

"what?"

The audience laughed and the burden rang.

Guo Gang on the side also had his eyes lit up, this is a good burden.

The audience below laughed and gave warm applause. Li Pingan waved his hands and said with a smile: "This is just a joke with everyone. People who do variety shows are not necessarily ugly. For example, I am handsome, cute, and beautiful. Seeing flowers blooming, seeing cars blowing tires!"

Hahahahaha.
The laughter below was a pot of porridge, and the handsome guy had a flat tire?
It was the first time for these people to hear this joke, and they laughed like a joke. Even Guo Gang, who was beside him, couldn't hold back his laughter for a while, and almost burst out laughing.

But fortunately, it was a professional, so he quickly turned back and stopped him and said, "Is there anyone like you?"

Li Pingan looked puzzled and said, "No?"

Guo Gang got angry and concluded, "No!"

Li Pingan stood aside the table and said shamelessly: "Then I will do it like this, there must always be the first person who is shameless."

Guo Gang: "."

"You haven't been to school, have you? How can you praise yourself so much?" Guo Gang said.

Li Pingan looked angry and said, "Who are you talking about not going to school? Who are you talking about?"

"Graduate from a serious university, get a pension every year."

Guo Gang had a headache and said, "That's called a scholarship."

Li Pingan covered his mouth and said in surprise, "Is it so amazing?"

"Don't come here. Learning and education is an important part of the country. You can't talk nonsense about it. Be careful not to mislead your children." Guo Gang is worthy of being an expert. Seeing that Li Pingan was a bit overwhelmed, he quickly helped him out.

Li Pingan glanced at Guo Gang gratefully, and said to the table beside him, "Yes! That's the meaning of the statue in the United States, let people study hard."

"Wait, which statue in the United States is for people to study hard?"

Li Pingan said with contempt: "The one holding the torch!"

Guo Gang grinned and said, "That's called the Statue of Liberty, and it promotes freedom!"

Hahahahaha..
The scene almost went crazy from laughing, watching Li Ping'an couldn't straighten his waist.

At this moment, Guo Gang felt a little sweaty in his heart, how should he answer this.

At this moment, I saw Li Pingan continued: "Aren't you studying?"

"No!" Guo Gang said puzzled.

"Look at her holding a torch in one hand and a book in the other. Doesn't that tell us that we have to study even when the power is off?"

Ga! ! ! !

The scene was almost silent for a while, and then a huge laugh broke out.
"Nimma, what does the Statue of Liberty mean?"

"I don't study much, don't lie to me!"

"I laughed so hard, the United States knows it, and it's going to be pissed off."

"It's killing me!"

"Master Li is amazing, so classic, hahahaha."

"Look, Teacher Guo is a little confused, hahahaha"

There was a lot of laughter at the scene, and Guo Gang on the stage also felt novelty, this burden was buried so deep, and fortunately he was so knowledgeable, he finally let this burden ring.

"I... I really can't think of anything, everyone is sorry."

Li Ping put his palms together and bowed.

After all, he is not a professional cross talk actor. He is already very good at what he said, and the two of them didn't discuss it beforehand.

"Clap clap clap clap"

In the midst of a lot of applause, Guo Gang said to Mike with emotion: "Mr. Li is really amazing, these bags are very classic, even I am a little tempted, will you sell them to me?"

Li Pingan stretched out his hand and pushed, indicating that you are free to...
"Hehe." Guo Gang chuckled lightly, and said, "Since it's a cross talk, you'll be punished if you don't make an agreement. Teacher Li invites everyone to eat together, right?"

As soon as the words fell, everyone began to boo loudly.

Li Pingan grinned, rolled his eyes, and clapped his hands: "Yes, it's fine to invite you to eat, but whoever goes will pay for it!"

puff! ! ! ! !
The scene laughed out loud again. These two people really deserve to be the kings of the two big mouths in the north and the south. This stage is simply perfect.

Guo Gang also smiled and stretched out his hand to signal, Li Pingan stepped slightly sideways and said, "Please first."

Guo Gang did not refuse, and walked off the stage, followed by Li Pingan.

Until the two walked off the stage, the applause continued.

At this time, the host came to the stage, looked at Li Pingan with a smile on his face and joked: "Okay, I have gained more knowledge, until the Statue of Liberty has another meaning. Thank you, Teacher Li."

Bang bang bang bang
"At the same time, thank you, Teacher Guo, for bringing us an interesting cross talk."

Li Pingan and Guo Gang bowed their hands to the stage again, and they were relieved.

"Brother Li, you are really good." Yao Tao praised with a thumbs up.

"I almost died laughing, what do you think about the Statue of Liberty?" Li Li asked with a weak smile.

Li Pingan turned to look at them, and said with a smile: "Just think about it."

At this time, he didn't know that the Internet had already exploded.

"It drove me crazy from laughing. I feel that Li Dashen can talk about cross talk."

"This is a smashing hexagram, oh my god, oh my god, the smashing hexagram is smashed like this, so awesome?!"

"Ms. Guo is really amazing. You are all watching Li Dashen, but you forgot that Mr. Guo has connected all the details. He is worthy of being a master of cross talk."

"Ah~~~ Li Dashen laughed, I want to continue watching, when are they going to be together for a while?"

"Li Dashen started hacking himself again, but I found that Li Dashen has a very sharp mouth, but not as poisonous as other hosts."

"Yeah, I can see it too. Most of Li Dashen is making fun of himself or his industry, and he won't insult other people too much."

"Sure enough, it's my family's relative, Li Dashen, who is so kind and unwilling to hurt others."

"I really want to continue watching. If Li Dashen is not allowed to join, Mr. Guo's cross talk group will be forgotten."

"Is it possible? Li Dashen is the leader of the family. These are the leaders of two organizations."

"Hey, when will these two people be on the same stage in the future, I really hope to watch it again."

"I finally know what a classic is. Because I have regrets, it is a classic."

"Give me back the second half, it's so itchy!!"

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