Legend of comedians

Chapter 224 If I Can't Beat You.
Facts have proved that creatures like geniuses definitely exist.

The strength and dominance shown by some people in a certain industry make you have to admit the importance of talent, just like some people can't become Jordan after playing basketball all their lives, and some people can't become a student no matter how hard they study. Even if you become a host, you don't have the absolute rhythm control like Li Pingan.

It is not as simple as going on stage to talk and mobilize the atmosphere. They need to accurately control the deepest meaning of the content and analyze and summarize it.This has strict requirements on the host's professionalism, drafting ability, and language organization ability, but Li Pingan can constantly change the atmosphere of the scene with passionate or humorous language, leading the scene for a while. climax.

Zhao Ying is really flirting with Li Pingan, but she is also really interested in the latter. This guy is sometimes humorous, sometimes serious, sometimes passionate, and sometimes so mischievous. I don't know which one is the real him.

There is a feeling flowing in Zhao Ying's heart, wanting to strip Li Pingan naked, to see if the other party is really as good as what he says.

"Goddess Zhao Ying has many titles, such as Ying Bao, Mr. Zhao, and Zhao Xiaodao. She is also a very real person. Are you satisfied with all these titles?"

Li Pingan narrated to Mike, smiling at Zhao Ying.

As a super firefighter, Li Pingan's ability to control the scene is second to none in the entire Huaguo. A sharp-tongued Zhao Xiaodao is not her opponent at all, so he simply changed the subject.

Zhao Ying raised her beautiful eyes, secretly happy to change the subject?

"It seems that you really know me very well." Zhao Ying finished speaking very ambiguously, and winked at the audience triumphantly.

This made the audience couldn't help laughing. At this time, the two didn't seem to be having an affair, but more like tit for tat. This Zhao Xiaodao wanted to choke Li Pingan.

"Hehe.. It is basic to simply recite the important information of the guests before coming as a professional host."

Li Pingan is not a vegetarian either. He is not self-appointed as the No. [-] cannonball king in the south. He simply turned Zhao Ying's sharp and ambiguous rhetorical question back.

Zhao Ying curled her lips in displeasure, why is this guy like a log, oil and salt can't get in.

"As for these titles, I still like them very much. After all, fans tailor-made them for me. Among them, I especially like the title 'Zhao Xiaodao'."

"Huh?" Li Pingan asked curiously, "Is there any special meaning?"

Zhao Ying smiled sweetly, turned her head to look in the direction of the audience, and shouted neatly on the opposite side: "Poisonous tongue!"

Li Pingan was slightly taken aback, at this time Zhao Ying looked at the latter, shrugged her shoulders, and said with a delicate smile; "That's it."

"Ahem. Then I feel like I have to avoid it." Li Pingan turned his head and walked towards the fat man.

Zhao Ying was taken aback for a moment, then her pretty face blushed, and she said coquettishly, "Come back, I haven't finished asking the questions yet."

Hahahahahaha
The audience was overjoyed, these two are really interesting, poison tongue?No, no, the only one who dared to call himself a poisonous tongue in front of Li Dashen was that Teacher Guo. They were at the same level, and Zhao Yingzhao's skills were more than a few blocks behind them.

Li Pingan also walked back with a smile, pressed his hands, and said: "Okay, no kidding, we all know that there is a scene of crossing a river during the filming process. From the trailer, we can see that the water flow It was turbulent, and there were even many large wooden blocks floating, did this cause a lot of trouble when shooting?"

Zhao Ying nodded, thinking about it now, she was a little scared and said: "Yes, because it was located in the rainforest and far away from the urban area, so although the protection preparations were made, due to various reasons, it could not be perfect, but the filming That's it, a lot of the shots are spelled out by the actors, and I have learned a lot from those seniors."

Li Pingan nodded and said: "The actors seem to have unlimited scenery, but the bitter history of a movie is moving. Thank you Zhao Ying, thank you to the crew of "The Storm" and thank them for presenting us with a feast on the screen. applause!"

Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa.
Li Pingan took the lead in applauding, and the others followed suit. Director Qu Ming, Fatty, and Zhao Ying all bowed slightly in thanks.

After interviewing Zhao Ying, Li Pingan walked slowly to the side of the fat man with a silly smile, glanced sideways, and smiled at the audience: "You may not be familiar with this guy, his name is Shi Yongkuan, he is a 'heavyweight' actor, Of course I’m not talking about worth, but weight.”

The fat man grinned, and quietly stretched out his hand to nod Li Pingan. The latter turned his head to look, and saw that the fat man was grinning pitifully, with a flattering expression on his face, and his whole face was engraved with "Brother, can you say something nice?"This is my first appearance in front of an audience. '

Li Ping angrily rolled his eyes at the other party
The interaction between the two aroused the audience's curiosity.
"Well, I admit, we both know each other."

Li Pingan said generously, and Shi Yongkuan also smiled naively, nodded and said: "We all graduated from Shangjiang Drama, in the same dormitory, I am the second child, and he is the third child."

Whoa! !

The audience was shocked, it turned out that there was such a relationship
Looking at the reaction of the audience, Shi Yongkuan took advantage of the victory and chased after him: "We have a very good relationship, you see."

After speaking, he grabbed Li Ping'an's neck, and the other party wanted to break free. The fat man stared, and Li Pingan immediately became honest.

The audience grinned for a while, is this a good relationship?
At this moment, Li Pingan was sweating profusely and broke free from the fat man's confinement, and said angrily: "If I didn't know that I couldn't beat you, I would have turned against you long ago."

Hit. But, so you don't turn your back on? !
The scene was suddenly quiet, and then there was a huge burst of laughter. With a familiar taste, a classic Li-style word was born.

Nima
This sentence expresses how much bitterness, amused the audience.

With Li Pingan in control of the situation, the entire premiere went very smoothly. Frankly speaking, Li Pingan has never hosted a premiere, but he has never eaten pork. He must have seen pigs run.

On the way here, in just 10 minutes, Li Pingan searched for some information on the Internet and made a rough arrangement, and then everything was improvised.

This has to admit that Li Ping'an is really too powerful. Other hosts can't handle it well if they have a manuscript.

This level of drafting ability...no...is not considered drafting. The prerequisite for drafting is to have a draft. Li Ping'an is completely performing on the spot!

Although there was a farce, the whole scene was perfectly joked by Li Pingan, and even more witty, which made the audience experience a different premiere.

Even the three classic sentences he uttered almost caused a crazy earthquake on the Internet.

"Citizens of China, if you encounter danger abroad, don't give up. Please remember that there is a strong motherland behind you!" "

"This passport may not take you anywhere, but it can take you home from anywhere in the world!" "

"There is a kind of speed that calls Hua Guo to evacuate overseas Chinese: there is a kind of moving that calls the motherland to take me home!" "

These three sentences almost detonated the entire Internet, mobilizing everyone's patriotic complex and sense of identity with the country, and this belief also radiated crazily in all directions.

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(End of this chapter)