Legend of comedians
Chapter 228 Are You Challenging Fatty?
Chapter 228 Are You Challenging Fatty? (One more monthly ticket)
Just as he was reliving the sense of urgency that the exam was approaching in his student days, Li Pingan's cell phone rang..
Glancing at the phone number, Li Pingan twitched his cheek and put the phone on the table, and the sound disappeared immediately.
But after a while, the phone rang again, and Li Pingan squeezed his fists with a wry smile on his face.
This fat man really lingers!
Three days ago, the dead fat man started to brainwash Li Pingan
scene flashback
"I said third child, you are still not a man, can you still stretch freely, don't make me suspect that some of your functions have failed."
"You are a tortoise that stretches freely. I haven't seen you in a few months. Are you such a matchmaker?"
"Cut! It's as if you're not the same yourself. You're more popular than me in the show!"
"."
The fat man leaned in front of Li Ping'an and tried to persuade him; "It doesn't matter to a man if he's been single for a long time, but it's a disease, you know?"
Li Pingan rolled his eyes and said, "I'm not sick, but I'm a little tired because I was dragged here by some bastard to work as a coolie."
The fat man showed no embarrassment, pointed at Li Ping'an righteously and said, "Look! This is a disease, isn't it tired? The ancients said: Yin and Yang intermingle, your yang is too strong, and you need a part of yin to withstand it." Come and moisturize. This is what the ancestors said, you can't refute it."
Li Pingan was speechless: "Whose ancestors would say such things, don't distort the facts and smear others."
"That's what all the famous doctors in history said. This so-called yin and yang intercourse is just, hey, bah, I digress." The fat man hated the iron but said: "What's wrong with Zhao Ying? He is full of energy and has a good figure, but his education is poor, but it means that he is simple and able to live a life."
"Your sister, don't talk about this, if you don't feel it, you don't feel it." Li Pingan was a little annoyed. He was never pleasant to the fat Li Pingan, so the better he was with this guy, the more inappropriate he was, and he might go to heaven.
"Tsk tsk, I haven't made any progress at all. Didn't I say it? It's a feeling. How can there be so many people who fall in love at first sight in this world and then stay together? If you don't get in touch with people, how do you know if your personality is good or not? advantages and the like?"
The fat man continued to persuade: "I'll just meet her once. I've already told her that when the time comes, we'll make an appointment with her. I'll disappear when the time is right, understand?"
Li Pingan was helpless, and asked with some effort: "I said, are you looking for trouble when you have nothing to do?"
The fat man poked his neck and shouted: "How can you just look for something to do when you have nothing to do? This is a major event related to your life. Finding a wife can't be done. If I don't guard you, what will you do next time you meet Luo Qingcheng? What will you do? Playing for four years? Huh? With your eyes, even dogs look down on you."
Li Pingan was silent: "."
The fat man was stunned for a moment, deeply regretted in his heart, he was forced to say the wrong thing, and quickly changed the subject: "So, the little girl is decent, give her a chance, and give myself a chance. Can be soothed by affection."
After finishing speaking, the fat man patted Li Pingan on the shoulder earnestly, and said, "Your family needs a woman!"
"Bad~~~~~~" Li Pingan shuddered disgustingly, picked up his backpack and walked out, shouting without looking back: "No discussion, I'm going home."
The fat man looked at Li Ping'an's back, his eyes twitched, his nose sniffed, and he said fiercely: "You are challenging me, let you see the tenacity of the fat man."
From then on, the fat man was on the phone almost every day, and the harassing Li Pingan wanted to die, and even acted like a rascal.
you don't see?Okay, then come = I will haunt you for the rest of my life.
It doesn't even work to turn off the phone, this guy is determined, sometimes he finds his home, sometimes he goes to work, and even hides in a brokerage company.
Watching the phone ringing for the fifth time, Li Pingan sighed and answered the channel: "See you!"
Opposite: ".Why are you swearing at people?"
Li Pingan's face darkened, and he asked in a deep voice: "Time, place."
"Hey, just figure it out, don't worry about my arrangement, I'll send you a message when the time comes, you dress me smarter, don't wear sportswear again, don't wash your hair, just put on a hat and come out." The fat man continued chattering He murmured, "This woman, she pays great attention to details, so keep yourself clean."
"You're saying, I really won't go."
"Okay, okay, I won't talk anymore, I'm going to make an appointment now, and it happens that Zhao Ying is also in Shangjiang now, so I should be able to make an appointment."
"So fast?" Li Pingan was stunned.
"Strike while the iron is hot. It's best to do this kind of thing as soon as possible. Wait for my news."
After hanging up the phone, Li Pingan was completely messed up. He wanted to procrastinate for a while, and then he was looking for some excuses, but now it was all messed up.
In fact, he knew that Fatty had good intentions. Both Fatty and Dong Weiqiang could feel the changes in Li Pingan. Loneliness can indeed make a person strong, but it is often accompanied by disease.
This made the fat man very worried. It would be bad if his buddies suffered from mental illness. This was the key reason why he worked so hard to help Li Pingan get out of the order.
Li Pingan also knew this, so although he was impatient, he agreed.
hey~~~~
After a while, the fat man came to the news.
'4:4302 p.m., Room [-], Shangjiang Seafood Building. '
Li Pingan looked at the time, it was already three o'clock, and it was really time to strike while the iron was hot.
Li Pingan couldn't learn anymore, so Li Pingan had no choice but to get up, wash up briefly, open the closet, find a piece of clean clothes to change into, and subconsciously picked up the hat, but remembering what the fat man said, he couldn't help shaking his head, and put the hat on Put it back.
"Huh? Brother Pingan, are you going out?"
Dong Binbin was holding the ice cream in his hand, leaning against the door of the room slantingly, and raised his eyebrows as he ate every mouthful.
Li Pingan nodded, and said: "Come back before nine o'clock, pay attention to yourself, close the door, and wander around if you have nothing to do."
Dong Binbin nodded and asked curiously, "Is it a girl?"
"Why do you care so much, little girl?"
"Cut. I wish you all the best."
Li Pingan rolled his eyes at the other party and said, "Let's go, be careful."
frame!
After closing the door, Dong Binbin immediately took out his mobile phone, and said bitterly: "I know it's cheating. Sister Didi is still filming on the set, but she went out on a secret date. I have to report it to her."
Dong Binbin has a good feeling for Didi Yunhua, and the latter also takes good care of Dong Binbin, which makes her almost a die-hard fan of Didi Yunhua.
"Hello? Sister Didi."
There was a crisp laughter from the other end of the phone: "What's the matter? Call me when you are free, and you should start school now."
Dong Binbin smiled and said: "Well, today is a weekend, and I will come to Ping An's brother's house for two days."
Didi Yunhua laughed and said, "Go to him? He can't even take care of himself, can he take care of you? Have you finished your meal?"
Dong Binbin said pitifully: "No, he asked me to order takeaway and went out on a date."
"About a date?" Didi Yunhua's tone was a little flustered, but he calmed down quickly, and said, "You must have heard it wrong, he is a workaholic, so there is no time for a date."
"How can it be impossible? I heard it with my own ears. It seems that the second brother in their dormitory introduced him to a girl. He took a bath just now and went out in a beautiful dress."
"."
There was silence on the other end of the phone, and Dong Binbin asked cautiously, "Sister Didi, do you like Brother Pingan?"
Didi Yunhua said coquettishly; "Don't talk nonsense, what do children know, we are just friends."
"Before I was a child, I was also a girl. I can clearly feel the tender eyes that Sister Didi looked at Brother Pingan, eyes full of warmth." Dong Binbin said firmly: "You just like Brother Pingan, I said Di Di Sister Di, if you really like it, you should work harder, the man chases the woman's interlayer mountain, and the woman chases the man's interlayer gauze, once you pierce it, the relationship will be confirmed."
"Let's talk about it later, I'm going to film now."
After finishing speaking, Didi Yunhua hung up the phone,
beep beep
"Hello, hello?" Dong Binbin pouted, and said, "You're indecisive, just take Brother Ping'an down and it's over. According to his character, he will definitely be responsible to the end."
If Li Pingan heard about this, he would probably die, why is this girl from the Dong family so tough!
_________
A more sent! !
The outbreak begins, ask for a monthly pass at the end of the month! ! !
_________
(End of this chapter)
Just as he was reliving the sense of urgency that the exam was approaching in his student days, Li Pingan's cell phone rang..
Glancing at the phone number, Li Pingan twitched his cheek and put the phone on the table, and the sound disappeared immediately.
But after a while, the phone rang again, and Li Pingan squeezed his fists with a wry smile on his face.
This fat man really lingers!
Three days ago, the dead fat man started to brainwash Li Pingan
scene flashback
"I said third child, you are still not a man, can you still stretch freely, don't make me suspect that some of your functions have failed."
"You are a tortoise that stretches freely. I haven't seen you in a few months. Are you such a matchmaker?"
"Cut! It's as if you're not the same yourself. You're more popular than me in the show!"
"."
The fat man leaned in front of Li Ping'an and tried to persuade him; "It doesn't matter to a man if he's been single for a long time, but it's a disease, you know?"
Li Pingan rolled his eyes and said, "I'm not sick, but I'm a little tired because I was dragged here by some bastard to work as a coolie."
The fat man showed no embarrassment, pointed at Li Ping'an righteously and said, "Look! This is a disease, isn't it tired? The ancients said: Yin and Yang intermingle, your yang is too strong, and you need a part of yin to withstand it." Come and moisturize. This is what the ancestors said, you can't refute it."
Li Pingan was speechless: "Whose ancestors would say such things, don't distort the facts and smear others."
"That's what all the famous doctors in history said. This so-called yin and yang intercourse is just, hey, bah, I digress." The fat man hated the iron but said: "What's wrong with Zhao Ying? He is full of energy and has a good figure, but his education is poor, but it means that he is simple and able to live a life."
"Your sister, don't talk about this, if you don't feel it, you don't feel it." Li Pingan was a little annoyed. He was never pleasant to the fat Li Pingan, so the better he was with this guy, the more inappropriate he was, and he might go to heaven.
"Tsk tsk, I haven't made any progress at all. Didn't I say it? It's a feeling. How can there be so many people who fall in love at first sight in this world and then stay together? If you don't get in touch with people, how do you know if your personality is good or not? advantages and the like?"
The fat man continued to persuade: "I'll just meet her once. I've already told her that when the time comes, we'll make an appointment with her. I'll disappear when the time is right, understand?"
Li Pingan was helpless, and asked with some effort: "I said, are you looking for trouble when you have nothing to do?"
The fat man poked his neck and shouted: "How can you just look for something to do when you have nothing to do? This is a major event related to your life. Finding a wife can't be done. If I don't guard you, what will you do next time you meet Luo Qingcheng? What will you do? Playing for four years? Huh? With your eyes, even dogs look down on you."
Li Pingan was silent: "."
The fat man was stunned for a moment, deeply regretted in his heart, he was forced to say the wrong thing, and quickly changed the subject: "So, the little girl is decent, give her a chance, and give myself a chance. Can be soothed by affection."
After finishing speaking, the fat man patted Li Pingan on the shoulder earnestly, and said, "Your family needs a woman!"
"Bad~~~~~~" Li Pingan shuddered disgustingly, picked up his backpack and walked out, shouting without looking back: "No discussion, I'm going home."
The fat man looked at Li Ping'an's back, his eyes twitched, his nose sniffed, and he said fiercely: "You are challenging me, let you see the tenacity of the fat man."
From then on, the fat man was on the phone almost every day, and the harassing Li Pingan wanted to die, and even acted like a rascal.
you don't see?Okay, then come = I will haunt you for the rest of my life.
It doesn't even work to turn off the phone, this guy is determined, sometimes he finds his home, sometimes he goes to work, and even hides in a brokerage company.
Watching the phone ringing for the fifth time, Li Pingan sighed and answered the channel: "See you!"
Opposite: ".Why are you swearing at people?"
Li Pingan's face darkened, and he asked in a deep voice: "Time, place."
"Hey, just figure it out, don't worry about my arrangement, I'll send you a message when the time comes, you dress me smarter, don't wear sportswear again, don't wash your hair, just put on a hat and come out." The fat man continued chattering He murmured, "This woman, she pays great attention to details, so keep yourself clean."
"You're saying, I really won't go."
"Okay, okay, I won't talk anymore, I'm going to make an appointment now, and it happens that Zhao Ying is also in Shangjiang now, so I should be able to make an appointment."
"So fast?" Li Pingan was stunned.
"Strike while the iron is hot. It's best to do this kind of thing as soon as possible. Wait for my news."
After hanging up the phone, Li Pingan was completely messed up. He wanted to procrastinate for a while, and then he was looking for some excuses, but now it was all messed up.
In fact, he knew that Fatty had good intentions. Both Fatty and Dong Weiqiang could feel the changes in Li Pingan. Loneliness can indeed make a person strong, but it is often accompanied by disease.
This made the fat man very worried. It would be bad if his buddies suffered from mental illness. This was the key reason why he worked so hard to help Li Pingan get out of the order.
Li Pingan also knew this, so although he was impatient, he agreed.
hey~~~~
After a while, the fat man came to the news.
'4:4302 p.m., Room [-], Shangjiang Seafood Building. '
Li Pingan looked at the time, it was already three o'clock, and it was really time to strike while the iron was hot.
Li Pingan couldn't learn anymore, so Li Pingan had no choice but to get up, wash up briefly, open the closet, find a piece of clean clothes to change into, and subconsciously picked up the hat, but remembering what the fat man said, he couldn't help shaking his head, and put the hat on Put it back.
"Huh? Brother Pingan, are you going out?"
Dong Binbin was holding the ice cream in his hand, leaning against the door of the room slantingly, and raised his eyebrows as he ate every mouthful.
Li Pingan nodded, and said: "Come back before nine o'clock, pay attention to yourself, close the door, and wander around if you have nothing to do."
Dong Binbin nodded and asked curiously, "Is it a girl?"
"Why do you care so much, little girl?"
"Cut. I wish you all the best."
Li Pingan rolled his eyes at the other party and said, "Let's go, be careful."
frame!
After closing the door, Dong Binbin immediately took out his mobile phone, and said bitterly: "I know it's cheating. Sister Didi is still filming on the set, but she went out on a secret date. I have to report it to her."
Dong Binbin has a good feeling for Didi Yunhua, and the latter also takes good care of Dong Binbin, which makes her almost a die-hard fan of Didi Yunhua.
"Hello? Sister Didi."
There was a crisp laughter from the other end of the phone: "What's the matter? Call me when you are free, and you should start school now."
Dong Binbin smiled and said: "Well, today is a weekend, and I will come to Ping An's brother's house for two days."
Didi Yunhua laughed and said, "Go to him? He can't even take care of himself, can he take care of you? Have you finished your meal?"
Dong Binbin said pitifully: "No, he asked me to order takeaway and went out on a date."
"About a date?" Didi Yunhua's tone was a little flustered, but he calmed down quickly, and said, "You must have heard it wrong, he is a workaholic, so there is no time for a date."
"How can it be impossible? I heard it with my own ears. It seems that the second brother in their dormitory introduced him to a girl. He took a bath just now and went out in a beautiful dress."
"."
There was silence on the other end of the phone, and Dong Binbin asked cautiously, "Sister Didi, do you like Brother Pingan?"
Didi Yunhua said coquettishly; "Don't talk nonsense, what do children know, we are just friends."
"Before I was a child, I was also a girl. I can clearly feel the tender eyes that Sister Didi looked at Brother Pingan, eyes full of warmth." Dong Binbin said firmly: "You just like Brother Pingan, I said Di Di Sister Di, if you really like it, you should work harder, the man chases the woman's interlayer mountain, and the woman chases the man's interlayer gauze, once you pierce it, the relationship will be confirmed."
"Let's talk about it later, I'm going to film now."
After finishing speaking, Didi Yunhua hung up the phone,
beep beep
"Hello, hello?" Dong Binbin pouted, and said, "You're indecisive, just take Brother Ping'an down and it's over. According to his character, he will definitely be responsible to the end."
If Li Pingan heard about this, he would probably die, why is this girl from the Dong family so tough!
_________
A more sent! !
The outbreak begins, ask for a monthly pass at the end of the month! ! !
_________
(End of this chapter)
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