Legend of comedians

Chapter 236 Half a Certificate

Li Pingan's two on-the-spot control skills really amazed all the judges, even the teacher Zhao grinned wryly and shook his head
Today's young people are too scary. The on-the-spot reaction of Li Shishi before was already strong enough, but he didn't expect a more ruthless one.

At this moment, a hearty laugh sounded
I saw the main judge who was in the middle of the judges, that is, the leader of the State Television Administration-Li Mingjie.

Li Mingjie is wearing a brown linen shirt, with eyes, in his fifties, with a moustache on his chin, and a refined manner
He pointed at Li Pingan and asked the crowd with great interest, "You know what his name is in the entertainment park?"

Everyone was stunned and asked, "What?"

"Super Firefighter!"

Li Mingjie said with a smile: "On-site resilience is a piece of cake in front of him. You didn't watch the rescue in "Song of the King", it was amazing, and now it is even praised by the audience as a textbook rescue."

Dai Jun became interested and asked, "What else is there?"

Li Mingjie nodded and said: "At that time, Sun Qian acted a little recklessly, and was ridiculed by this kid. His mouth was so sharp that Sun Qian blushed when he said it directly, and he couldn't refute it. That's what he is."

"Hey! It's interesting. It seems that I have to look for it when I have time." Mr. Zhao said with interest, rubbing his chin.

The middle-aged woman couldn't help asking speechlessly: "Then why didn't you say it before?"

Li Mingjie raised his eyebrows and said, "What can I do if I tell you? Can you still take the exam?"

Everyone was speechless, it was impossible not to take the test, this was the rule.But at least the difficulty has to be improved by a lot of points.

"Okay, don't try to say goodbye to this kid, let's continue to the next assessment." Li Mingjie is the chief examiner, and the others can only nod helplessly.

On the other side, Li Pingan looked at the scene and couldn't turn his head around. Even the leaders of the General Television Bureau knew his reputation?

This flattered him a little.

Looking at the stunned Li Pingan, Li Mingjie shook his hands funny and said, "Wake up, little guy."

"Huh? Oh oh oh, sorry."

Li Pingan quickly came back to his senses, scratching his head and grinning slightly.

Looking at Li Ping'an's stunned look, everyone couldn't help laughing in good faith.

"The first two are very good, are you ready for the last one?"

Li Pingan asked cautiously: "Poetry assessment?"

The crowd nodded.

Li Pingan secretly smiled wryly, what should come still has to come.

Seeing Li Pingan's bitter face, Li Mingjie smiled and waved his hands and said, "This is just to test your literary ability. Ancient poems are not needed. You can create modern poems, which are easy to understand."

Li Pingan pouted, easy to understand?

Can't make it, you are completely embarrassing an art school graduate!
Li Pingan felt a little helpless, but the assessment of the first-level host at the national level was so strict that he had to have a little understanding of all aspects, so Li Pingan could only bite the bullet.

Li Pingan was frantically searching the memory in his head, while Li Mingjie and others on the opposite side were thinking that Li Pingan was brewing, and chatted with nothing to do.

"I think this seedling is very good." Li Mingjie said first.

The middle-aged woman frowned slightly and said, "But a Li Shishi has already broken the record. If this Li Pingan is allowed to pass, won't the national first-level assessment be underestimated?"

At this time, Dai Jun said lightly: "It doesn't matter if you look lightly, the standard is there, and they will take the test if they have the ability!"

Li Mingjie smiled cheerfully: "Do you know why I want to keep him so much?"

Everyone was stunned, and looked over suspiciously. Could there be something tricky here?
At this time, Li Mingjie pointed to the top in a low voice, and said: "The one praised this kid, saying that he is a man who can be made."

Everyone was shocked..
who? .Which one is that?They don't dare to think about it, but it can affect the General Administration of Television, and its energy can be said to be huge.

And listening to Li Mingjie's tone, it seems that this person's background is a bit too big.

"This kid is very lucky. At the most appropriate time, he made the loudest cry for the country. The three sentences he shouted made everyone in the country feel a sense of identity with the 'motherland' almost crazily. At the same time, these three words In exchange for his words, he will be able to rise to the top in the future."

Li Mingjie narrowed his eyes and said solemnly; "Some people are destined to be like this!"

"He seems ready."

After Teacher Zhao finished speaking, everyone saw that Li Pingan was already looking at them, and everyone was paying attention
At this moment, Li Pingan took a deep breath and began to recite loudly:
"Be a happy man from tomorrow on"

"Feed the horses, chop wood, travel around the world"

"From tomorrow, care about food and vegetables"

"I have a house, facing the sea, spring flowers~ blooming!"

quiet!
Absolutely quiet!
Everyone looked at Li Ping'an in shock, and even Dai Jun's hands trembled a little. He is a person who really understands poetry, and just the sentence in the first half of the sentence already made him feel a little good poetry.

This simple and clear sentence seems to lead him into a carefree and happy world.
The people there are simple and diligent, the people there treat others sincerely, and the people there have a house.

It, facing the sea, blooms in spring!

Everyone looked at Li Pingan, and they waited with bated breath, hoping to continue listening to Li Pingan's next sentence.

At this time, Li Ping'an pouted his mouth, his face showed a look of contemplation, and after a while he opened his mouth slightly..
Everyone's eyes lit up, here we come!

"I can't do it!"

Poof~~~ Depressed!

quiet! !

Be quiet again!

But this time it was absolute silence, and a head full of mess.

Do. Can't do it?
This is like a man and a woman fighting hand-to-hand, and suddenly the man's belt is tied up, and it's over.

This is like helping an old lady to cross the road, throwing her in the middle of the zebra crossing and running away by herself.

It's like meeting Pengci, who the hell just lay down, and you came out in a police uniform.

Wrong!

angry!
accurate!

Even Li Mingjie is full of black lines
"Can't do it?" Li Mingjie's tone was gloomy, and his beard was shaking in anger.

Li Pingan smiled slyly and said, "But this sentence has already passed."

Everyone: "."

Li Mingjie smiled sinisterly: "Hmph."

When he came out of the TV station, Li Ping'an's head was full of black lines, and he even felt like he had eaten shit.

"What kind of person is this? He's so stingy!" Li Pingan curled his lips, looking at the bright red national first-level host certificate in his hand, feeling completely speechless.

What the hell, what kind of leader is this, so childish?
He wrote half a poem, but he was even more ruthless and gave half a certificate!

I saw that Li Ping'an's national first-level host certificate has everything available, but the red badge is missing on the title of the "General Administration of Television". Isn't this half a certificate?

The leader Li Mingjie has spoken and wants to stamp it?Yes, exchange that half-line of the poem!
In this way, the most nonsensical 'national host certificate' in history was born!

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Depressed! !

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