Legend of comedians

Chapter 270 Old Iron 666
the next day, noon
Li Ping'an had a hard time getting a good night's sleep. It was approaching the end of the new year, and Li Ping'an could reduce his recent schedule. He was ready to go home for the New Year at any time.

The fluffy hair is messy like a bird's nest, and there is gum on the eyes, squinting, with a look of sluggishness, Li Pingan is brushing his teeth and yawning at the same time
"Pooh!"

Spit out the toothpaste in his mouth, rinse his mouth with water, without washing his face, and went directly to the sofa, where Ge You lay.

Today is the happiest day for Li Pingan. Without any work, he just wants to spend a quiet day at home.

Ding Dong
When the doorbell rang, Li Pingan got up from the sofa in doubt and walked over to open the door.

I saw Dong Binbin standing at the door. After seeing Li Pingan, he looked disgusted and said: "I don't even wash my face, just like my brother."

Li Pingan laughed and said: "We are in the same dormitory, and your brother took care of us."

Dong Binbin curled her lips and walked straight into the room. After Li Pingan closed the door, she asked, "Have you had breakfast?"

Li Pingan returned to the sofa and continued to lie down, lazily said: "Nothing."

Dong Binbin glanced at Li Pingan and grinned. Sister Didi had to see this appearance and let him be scolded.

"I just didn't eat it, so I'll do it."

After finishing speaking, Dong Binbin took off his down jacket and hung it aside. He was wearing a white sweater with a high neckline.

Li Pingan stood up and looked at the other party suspiciously, and said, "Can you cook?"

Dong Binbin rolled his eyes and said: "When I was in my hometown, my parents were not at home, so I raised my brother. Do you think I will do it?"

"What to eat?"

After washing his hands, he took out the vegetables from the refrigerator and began to wash them, and asked.

Li Ping touched his chin and said, "Just home-cooked food. I haven't eaten for a long time. It's a weird idea."

"Know it."

After Dong Binbin answered briefly, he started to cook. I have to say, this girl is really good at cooking.

Whether it is chopping vegetables or shaking spoons, it is almost at the same level as Didi Yunhua. After a while, there was a fragrance wafting from a distance, which made Li Pingan's appetite burst.

Three rural home-cooked dishes, fried shredded potatoes with hot peppers, roasted eggplant, and scrambled eggs
In the end, Dong Binbin served another big bowl of rice for Li Pingan, but he only served a small amount of rice. The beauty is to lose weight, but everyone can see that this girl is lying.

"Binbin has grown up, and he knows how to take care of him." Li Pingan said relievedly with an old-fashioned look.

"Don't be disgusting, I wouldn't cook for you if my future didn't depend on you." Dong Binbin cocked his head and said firmly.

Li Pingan picked up the chopsticks with a smile, and said, "Aren't you arrogant again?"

Dong Binbin: "."

Li Pingan no longer flirted with this girl, moved his index finger, and began to eat violently like a storm.

Dong Binbin saw that Li Pingan was eating deliciously, and there was a smile on the corner of his mouth. Then he took out the mobile phone from his backpack, adjusted it to himself a few times, and began to talk to the mobile phone.

"It's been a long time everyone, the broadcast starts today, umm, yes, cute girl, if you have a gift, please reward it."

Dong Binbin smiled sweetly, completely different from usual. Li Pingan looked a little puzzled and asked, "Are you an anchor?"

Dong Binbin nodded and said, "That's right, although my family pays for my tuition, I still want to be self-reliant. Besides, my brother always treats me like a child, and it's not because I always spend his money. From now on, I will be self-reliant."

The little girl waved her fist with an encouraging look.

Li Pingan looked funny and asked, "How many people watched it?"

Dong Binbin blushed pretty, coughed and said, "Are there many people?"

Li Pingan raised his eyebrows and said with a smile, "How many people are there?"

"Less than 200 million."

"So how much?"

"3000 people."

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"Tsk tsk." Li Pingan shook his head and said, "If you do this, the anchor will not be popular. You must be quick-spoken when doing live broadcasts, and you often interact with the audience. You stare at the screen stupidly. How do you think your popularity has grown?"

Dong Binbin curled his lips and said, "But don't people know how to say it?"

Li Pingan put down his chopsticks and said, "Give me the phone."

Dong Binbin pouted, handed it over, and said, "No."

Li Ping took the phone, first looked at the number of people in the lower left corner, and found that it was really pitifully small, only a little bit 2300 people, and the 3000 people mentioned before were a big increase.

Li Pingan looked up at the other party, only to see that the pretty girl blushed like a monkey's butt.

Looking at the bullet screen again, I found that it was almost blank, and occasionally a word or two floated by, which was simply horrible.

Li Pingan coughed, pointed the screen at the screen, and said to himself, "Hi everyone, do you recognize this face?"

There were very few bullet screens, and suddenly, like a frying pan, they frantically opened..
"Fuck! God Li!!"

"Damn!! Is it true!?"

"Great God Li with eyeballs?!"

"Nimma, isn't it my eyesight?!"

The bullet screen, which was originally blank, has been refreshed crazily since Li Pingan appeared, as if he could see the shocked expressions of those people through the screen.

Li Pingan smiled slightly, nodded affirmatively: "Yes, I am Li Cheng!"

"Pfft~~~~~~ Heli Heavenly King has started again."

"My God, Li Tianwang is much more mature and handsome than you."

"I laughed so hard, this is the only one who can make me laugh before I speak."

A plane flew high above the screen, and Li Pingan raised his eyebrows and said, "Oh, you are so enthusiastic, thank you for sending me the plane, 666."

For a moment, the planes seemed to be desperate, one after another, Li Pingan looked at it funny and said: "I know you have money, but save it, and keep it for your son, so that he can also be a rich second generation. "

"no!"

A huge red letter on the screen, this is the privilege of senior members.

"I just want to say, I like you."

The planes were still flying one after the other, Li Pingan said with a smile, "How about I meet one condition for such a compliment?"

Sure enough, the plane stopped, and the man said, "I want to hear what you look like."

Li Pingan responded to the request and sang "Your Look" again. When he looked at the audience, he had already broken through the [-] mark. This made Dong Binbin, who was looking at the screen behind him, widen his beautiful eyes. The gap is too big right?

She didn't have this number of people in the live broadcast for a year, and Li Pingan did it in a few minutes.

Li Ping'an is used to being a host for his familiar dialogues, so he still has this ability.

"Brother Mi, Brother Mi is very picky."

Barrage: It started to blackmail my family again.

Li Pingan smiled and said, "Really, Brother Mi bends his waist when he walks out."

Barrage: Why are you bending over?

Li Pingan shrugged and said: "Pick up the money, for him, if he doesn't pick up the money, he will lose it!"

Barrage: Hahahahahahahaha, 66666666, I laughed so hard, it really is a master, this black man has no one, hahahahaha
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Three more sent! !
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(End of this chapter)