Legend of comedians

Chapter 3 The Dignity of Comedians

Coming out of Shangjiang Headquarters, Li Pingan's whole brain is about to explode
I came here for the interview, but when I started as a comedian, I let myself develop a variety show?
Is Kang Jiwei a funny comparison?What the hell kind of development is this? ! !

Li Pingan obviously couldn't understand Kang Jiwei's urgency. He went to the doctor for an emergency and had no choice but to treat him like a dead horse.

But Li Pingan was confused. Did he go to a "fake Beijing headquarters"?
He even suspected that those few interviewers were pretending to amuse him, but who would be so boring?

But I really want to develop a variety show?
This is so unreasonable.
But fortunately, Kang Jiwei did not give him the position of host. If he became the host with such qualifications, the result would be obvious and no one would accept it!

After struggling for a long time, Li Pingan decided not to think about it anymore. Anyway, when the result will come out tomorrow, he will know whether it is true or not.

And if it is true, isn't that a lottery ticket?

Walking all the way back to the rental house he just rented, Li Pingan's head was still in a mess
After lying on the bed for a long time, he recovered a little and sat up suddenly.
clap clap clap! !

Li Pingan patted his cheeks vigorously with both hands. Now is not the time to be happy.

Walking to the desk at the end of the bed, Li Pingan picked up the paper and pen. He just graduated, and he is not unfamiliar with writing. It's just that he is no longer reviewing his homework, but fighting for the future.

Recalling the variety show in his mind, Li Pingan fell into deep thought.
Which variety show to choose?
To be honest, any gear is fine, but it's a lot worse, because the performance in it is too advanced, and other people can't understand it, so it's embarrassing.

But these are not the main ones. Li Pingan thinks that he should face up to the profession of "commercial star". He has always felt that comedians have no dignity at all. As his mind churned, he had a different opinion.

What is the work ethic of comedians..
It is an actor's dignity to be able to endure harsh weather conditions and film in rain or shine!

It is the dignity of a singer to insist on finishing the song with a high fever and a red and swollen throat!

A comedian can let go of all the burdens and just smile for the audience, this is the dignity of a comedian!

Yes, every profession has its own dignity!

In order to make the audience smile, comedians will naturally do everything, this is their only dignity, not to mention other things!

Even if a man has gold under his knees, he should kneel before his parents!I have to kneel! !

huh~~~~~~
Li Pingan took a long breath, there is nothing in the world that is given for free, if he still wants to stand on the big screen, then he has to give up some things.

At this moment, Li Pingan faced up to the unique profession of "commercial star" for the first time.

The brewing was almost done, and Li Pingan began to sort out the thoughts in his mind. In his opinion, today's variety shows can only be described as embryonic, and many of them are low-end to funny forms, but fortunately, the audience's laughter is too low. Li Pingan couldn't imagine what attitude other variety shows would take if his own variety show appeared.

But there is no doubt that the audience's laughter is high, and their end is coming.

Reform is necessary, he is just pushing it.

So what kind of variety show do you use? .
Li Pingan frantically searched in his mind, omitting variety shows one by one, his brain was running like a high-speed processor.
After a while, the seeds of a variety show appeared. Although that variety show was from abroad, I have to say that it was the best variety show in the enlightenment stage..
Li Pingan pondered for a while, and wrote two words on the paper. "Love Letter"!
The next day, the sun was high, and Li Pingan was still sleeping soundly in the bed. There were crumpled papers scattered around the bed, and a stack of documents was neatly placed on the table at the end of the bed..
'I chased the romance of the rainy night, but you didn't see it'

A beautiful piece of music came from Li Ping'an's mobile phone, it was the "encounter of love" by the little queen Luo Qingcheng who was so popular nowadays.

Li Mu's eyelids moved, and he opened his eyes slightly. His whole body seemed to be falling apart and tired. He struggled until early in the morning last night, so he didn't sleep for a long time.

After struggling to pull himself together, Li Pingan yawned and answered the phone.

"Ha~~~, hello, that one?"

Li Pingan said with sleepy eyes, vaguely.

A middle-aged voice came from the other end of the phone.
"Hello, is this Mr. Li Ping'an? I am the variety show PD of Shangjiang Headquarters. My name is Luo Yonghao. Minister Kang said hello yesterday."

Li Pingan was startled, most of his drowsiness disappeared, and he quickly said, "I'm sorry, I was busy making materials last night, and I just woke up now."

"Hehe. Mr. Li is really hardworking. Do you think I will go to your place or you will come to Shangjiang Headquarters?"

Li Pingan jumped off the bed and said, "I'll go! I'll go, you wait a moment, I'll definitely be there in half an hour."

"Okay, then I'll wait for you in the conference room on the third floor of the headquarters."

"it is good."

Li Pingan hung up the phone, and quickly washed his face and brushed his teeth. There was no time to wash his hair, so he could only put his hair back and put his hat on. The information on the desktop rushed over in a hurry.

He ran downstairs and took a taxi directly. He didn't have time to take the bus.

Half an hour later, Li Pingan appeared in the TV station building of Shangjiang Headquarters. When he walked to the door, he took out his passport from his back pocket. This was given to him by Minister Kang Jiwei yesterday. He asked him to use it for a while. pass.

Swipe the card, open the door and enter.
Li Pingan went straight to the conference room on the third floor
Li Pingan felt even more ashamed when he opened the door of the conference room. The conference room was already full, and he was the last one to come..
"Sorry, sorry, late, late"

Li Pingan bowed and apologized, grinning wryly, walked to his seat and sat down.

Everyone else at the scene was looking at him with slightly weird expressions
At this time, a man wearing glasses, about 30 years old, asked suspiciously: "Are you Mr. Li Pingan?"

Obviously, after seeing Li Ping'an's face full of campus atmosphere, the man felt that the suffix "Mr." was a bit weird.

Li Pingan also grinned, waved his hands, and said, "You can call me Ping An, I am a junior."

It really is?
Everyone was surprised. Minister Kang didn't tell Li Pingan's age, so they looked at each other's appearance, they were a little surprised, he was too young, he just graduated, right?

At this time, Li Pingan put down the information sheet, bowed deeply to everyone, and said with a smile: "Seniors, brothers, and sisters, you can just call me Ping An. I just graduated this year, so if there is anything I haven't done well, please let me know. Include more."

Polite 'children' are always welcome, and Li Pingan's gesture at this time made the staff on the scene feel better.

Before, due to the company's hierarchical system, Li Ping'an must have more power to speak than them in the conference room. Therefore, they suddenly saw that Li Ping'an also had a situation where he would lose face if he was scolded by the other party. Think too much.

Li Pingan's behavior was directly welcomed by everyone, and besides, he smiled sweetly and spoke sweetly. When his brother and sister called him like this, everything was settled.

"Oh, it's so cute, I like Mengxin the most."

A girl who was a writer couldn't bear it first, she looked at Li Pingan with staring eyes and smiled.

"Does my little brother have a girlfriend? What do you think of my sister?"

"It's called Li Pingan, right? The name is cute, and the person is also cute."

All the girls were overwhelmed with love, and many male colleagues who watched shook their heads, who are these people, but the deeper thought is to let him go and let me do it!
Hehe
The old man is going to look like the old man, Li Pingan scratched the back of his head, pretending to be silly and sweet, fooling everyone in the same way, and at the same time he said in his heart: Brother is also practicing at the drama school. passed.

ah!so cute
The girls were taken aback again, and some even wanted to stand up and 'hug' Li Pingan, causing him to back away in fright.

Cough
As the person in charge, the man wearing glasses couldn't stand it anymore. After coughing dryly, everyone stopped making trouble.

"Hello, Lee."

"Call me in peace."

Li Mu continued to be silly and sweet.

With a smile on his face, the man said, "Then I will ask you to call me Brother Zeng. I am the PD of this variety show, and my name is Zeng Guoliang."

"Hello! Brother Zeng."

Li Pingan hit the snake stick and said with a smile.

"Let's sit down and talk first."

Zeng Guoliang signaled Li Pingan to sit down. After everyone sat down, Zeng Guoliang pushed his eyes, clapped his hands to attract everyone's attention, and said seriously: "Everyone knows what we are doing together this time. You are all elites in various industries. , so I don't need to talk nonsense, now we will directly enter the discussion of the new variety show."

Zeng Guoliang looked at the girl who molested Li Pingan before, and saw that she walked to the projector, opened a package of information, and there was a form on it, and the name of Hanzhong TV's "Dash Whirlwind" was on the top. "

The girl's name is Li Wan. She cleared her throat and reported in a crisp voice:

"Sprint Whirlwind was not favored by major TV stations at the beginning, because too many stars were invited, and the appearance fees were too expensive, which was not directly proportional to the ratings. In the end, it could not make ends meet." Afterwards, Li Wan pointed to the vertical line on the form with a serious face. The rising line said: "But a dragon raised its head."

Everyone had serious expressions on their faces. They never expected that the slap in the face would be so turbulent this time. In their opinion, the business that must be lost miraculously recovered, and it rose crazily
"Well, that's the problem. Everyone express their opinions."

Zeng Guoliang glanced at Li Pingan intentionally or unintentionally, and said.

"I feel that this is an accident. The audience will only watch it out of curiosity. The first time it may be very novel, but the second time it is very likely to fail."

"I also agree with this point. Joining multiple stars is a novelty, but it can't last for too long. There will always be times of boredom."

"I disagree. Maybe this is a model of successful reform in variety shows, and maybe we should also learn from their reform direction."

"You mean you want us to learn Hanzhong variety shows?! Don't forget our relationship."

"Learning requires letting go of our posture. We can't judge each other blindly. Isn't a dragon raising his head enough to teach us a lesson?"

The entire conference room was noisy, everyone held their own opinions, some were learning from Hanzhong TV Station, and some were innovating independently. Everyone had different opinions, just like a vegetable market.
Clap clap clap! !
We had to watch Zeng Guoliang at the critical moment. He clapped his hands a few times, and everyone fell silent.

He stared at the crowd dissatisfied, then turned to look at Li Pingan, who had never spoken, and asked, "What do you think?"

Suddenly, countless eyes shot at Li Pingan...
This is an airborne officer, specially dispatched from above, and everyone wants to see what Li Ping'an can do.

Forehead.
Li Pingan was a little uncomfortable with the sudden contrast, but he forcibly cheered up and said, "Take the essence and discard the dross."

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There will be various variety shows in the later stage of this book, and the classic scenes of variety shows will also be portrayed. At the same time, the prints will also ensure a smooth rhythm. I look forward to the support of book friends!
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(End of this chapter)