Legend of comedians

Chapter 318
In the midst of great joy, Yu Maoyi shouted loudly: "Bai Xue wins!"

Bai Xue excitedly gave the members high-fives, while Li Pingan shook his head and smiled wryly
Chen Xuebin on the side also said quietly: "What's the use of you!"

Li Pingan was even more embarrassed.

The first round of the game is over soon, and the second round will follow.

This game is to carry out long-distance jumps with the members on their backs, to see who can jump the farthest.

It is very unfortunate that Li Pingan and Bai Xue, brothers and sisters who are enemies, were actually assigned to a group.

Li Pingan and Bai Xue looked at each other, both of them knew that if they followed the normal game procedure, they would be tortured by a series of strong men on the opposite side, so they had no choice but to take the lead.

"Come on, let's all carry our partners on their backs." Li Pingan rolled his eyes and said with a smile.

On the opposite side is Yang Fan quilting the lighter Mao Yi, while on the other side is Li Pingan carrying Bai Xue on his back.

I don’t know if I don’t recite it, I’m startled when I recite it.

Li Pingan staggered and almost fell, he quickly stabilized his body, blushed and said, "Sister Xue, you weigh so much."

Bai Xue, who was on Li Pingan's back, gagged the other party's mouth and confiscated the rest of the words.

"Don't you know that a woman's weight is a secret? Well, let's start, you guys come first."

They come first?

Li Ping quit and shouted: "Let's go first! Elder sister, don't you think about my feelings?"

Bai Xue blushed slightly, and said coquettishly, "Oh, you are a big man, why are you so weak?"

Heartbroken.

Li Pingan's face was completely embarrassed, and he finally realized what stupid choice he had made.

On the other side, watching Li Pingan fight with Bai Xue, he laughed happily,
When the two sides were already on the starting line, Li Pingan started to play tricks again..
"Wait, I'll drink some water first."

Li Pingan put Bai Xue down, passed the water from the hands of the staff, and drank in small sips, while Bai Xue on the side also understood and said quickly: "Drink slowly, drink slowly, don't choke."

The others didn't respond at first, until seeing Yang Fan's tired legs trembling, Mao Yi shouted: "You guys are cheating!"

Li Pingan said innocently: "No, I'm just a little thirsty."

Bai Xue also nodded in support and said, "Yes, Ping An is the host, so we can't make his voice uncomfortable, otherwise how can we keep recording."

Seeing this pair of foul siblings who opened their eyes and talked nonsense, everyone was speechless for a while.
Of course, a foul is a foul, and the hard power is still there. Li Pingan and Bai Xue lost miserably.

The game must have punishment, and the punishment of this game is that in the early morning of the next day, Li Pingan and Bai Xue need to get up to buy vegetables and prepare breakfast.

Although it is a short first hour of sleep time, everyone is particularly obsessed with this hour
At the end of the game session, everyone went back to collect catfish. They were all laymen and couldn't catch anything, only two or three small fish the size of a thumb, but the task was considered completed.

After returning home, everyone gathered in a circle and began to rush for dinner
They are all big men who can cook, and Li Pingan is the same. He has been influenced by Didi Yunhua in this aspect for a long time, and he is already very picky.

"Dinner time, we all need to think about what to eat."

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, wanting to eat a lot, but would do the same thing.

"How about we cook a pot of fish soup?"

Li Pingan suggested that he had caught some catfish before, which happened to come in handy.

Others also agreed one after another.

But who will clean out the internal organs of the fish? This is also a difficult problem.
The men fell silent again, and finally Bai Xue stood up amusedly, looked at these people and said speechlessly: "You divide into two groups, one group prepares to cook, and the other group collects ingredients for fish soup, GOGOGO!"

Faced with the procrastination crowd, Bai Xue couldn't take it anymore, so she went up to direct and kick out one kind of people, while she started to fiddle with it...
Li Pingan and Mao Yi were cooking fish soup, poured oil, salt and vinegar, but it had no taste, and the more they cooked, the worse the taste became. The anxious two scratched their heads..
"What should I do, Brother An?"

Seeing that other people have achieved results one after another, Mao Yi began to ask anxiously.

Li Pingan thought for a while and said, "Don't be impatient, I will come as soon as I go."

After speaking, Li Pingan found a reason and ran out, and came back after a while.

The others were not suspicious, but Mao Yi anxiously posted it and asked, "Is there a way?"

Li Pingan smiled and took out a few bags of packing boxes from his pocket. Mao Yi took a look and couldn't help but his eyes lit up.

At the end of dinner time, everyone gathers around the dining table to eat together..
Bai Xue took a sip of the fish soup, nodded and said, "Well, not bad, I didn't expect Ping An and Mao Yi to be quite good at cooking."

Li Pingan and Mao Yixiao were a little guilty, so they could only bury their heads in their meals..
"Huh? Why does this fish soup smell like instant noodles?"

"Cough cough cough cough cough."

Li Pingan was choked and couldn't help coughing. Mao Yi quickly passed the water over and said, "Brother An, drink water."

"Oh oh oh"

Looking at the appearance of the two, Bai Xue couldn't help but wondered: "Is there something you are hiding from us?"

"no!"

Like a cat with its tail clamped, the two spoke in unison.

"It's best not to." Bai Xue pursed her lips and said softly.

Regardless of the process, the dinner is still delicious, especially when everyone eats in the open air, it has a different taste.

In the evening time, start to sleep in sequence
The family is only that big, and one needs to sleep in the hallway alone, so everyone puts their lives on the show, especially under the leadership of Li Pingan, everyone adapts to the rhythm of the variety show very well, and has long since lost face or something. The jumping one is called crazy.

The final order is out.
No.1 is still Mao Yi who has the title of idol
No.2, Chen Xuebin.

No.3, Yang Fan.

No.4, Wang Tianyi.

No.5, Liu Jie.

No.6, Li Pingan.

Of course, there is a reason for Li Pingan to take care of other people here, but the whole recording process was not deliberate. It seemed that Li Pingan was fighting with Bai Xue, and it was estimated that the other party would be left at the end.

After a busy day, everyone went to bed early, and the next day they had to prepare to continue recording, and the program team also started to tune in to the equipment, ready to call it a day.

In this way, the recording of the first issue ended with laughter. It was very plain but also very interesting. It didn't have the explosive feeling of a love letter, but it had a charm that made people unable to divert attention.

The beauty of the water town was introduced in a plain manner, and the members made fun of it with heart. After a series of wonderful cooperative recordings, the first issue of the whole "The Birth of a Family" finally came to an end.

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