Legend of comedians
Chapter 322 Atmosphere and Confidence
Chapter 322 Atmosphere and Confidence
"Will it be too difficult?"
Kang Jiwei posted over and whispered to Li Pingan.
He was afraid that the exam questions would be too difficult, and it would be a joke if none of the examiners passed.
But Li Ping'an's attitude was very firm, saying: "It's actually not difficult, don't talk about me, pulling out any member from Infinite Challenge can enhance the atmosphere. In fact, variety shows are like this, a collection of timing, atmosphere, and laughing points. Among them, atmosphere is the simplest item, so as a comedian, if you can’t even do this, then it has been abandoned by the times.”
Kang Jiwei looked at Li Ping'an's insistence, and could only shake his head with a wry smile.
Anyway, the chief examiner this time is Li Pingan, and he is just a foil, so this is the only way to do it.
"Then, let's start the assessment, and the first contestant will be in place."
Seeing that the given time was almost up, Li Pingan started talking this time.
I saw a slightly fat man standing up, about 20 years old, looking a little shy, making Li Pingan frown.
But opportunities are equal, and the saying that people should not be judged by their appearance will always be remembered in his heart.
"Please start your show."
Li Pingan stretched out his hand to signal, giving the other party enough respect.
This made the latter feel a little more relaxed, took a deep breath, and began to say:
"Once upon a time a man went to a wizard and said, 'Can you lift a curse for me?' the wizard asked; "Do you remember exactly what the curse is?" ', the man said: 'I declare you husband and wife! '. "
The scene was quiet for a moment, and then an old man like Kang Jiwei laughed outright. He couldn't say he felt the same way, but at least he had some feelings. Before marriage, he loved desperately. After marriage, he sometimes had the urge to strangle each other to death.
Therefore, many people laughed out loud, but Li Pingan smiled lightly and said, "Thank you. Next."
The man was taken aback, looked at Li Pingan and couldn't help asking, "Did I pass?"
Li Pingan said truthfully, "No."
In a word, the scene made the scene quiet for a while, and Kang Jiwei and others also looked at Li Pingan, they thought it was quite funny.
There will always be such a kind of person in this world who, if they give you a good look, they will stick their noses in the face.
I saw the slightly fat man blushing, and asked chatteringly: "Why, aren't you all smiling happily?"
Li Pingan did not get angry with the other party, but said carefully: "Laughter and atmosphere are two different things. I have already said that the test question this time is atmosphere!"
"How can one person enhance the atmosphere? This simply cannot be done. There are drawbacks to this test question. I protest!"
Li Pingan shook his head with a smile, but Kang Jiwei at the side turned cold, pointed at the door and said, "Get out!"
The majesty of the superior immediately frightened the latter, and he might be able to protest with the amiable Li Pingan, but he didn't dare to say anything to the cold-faced Kang Jiwei, so he could only walk out in a desperate manner.
After he walked out, Li Pingan thought for a while and said: "I hope the rest of you can understand that variety shows are not jokes, and funny is not based on one joke after another. This is too deliberate. As for how to win us over?" If you don’t agree with me, then you need your own performance.”
Next, when a person came on stage and then stepped down, their preparations were useless, and many people even couldn't understand how to pass the assessment.
After all, the 'atmosphere' is too general to understand for a while.
After three rounds, none of the nearly 100 people passed the test. During the break, Kang Jiwei couldn't help but ask, "Is it too difficult? At least tell me what the key points of the assessment are."
Li Pingan turned his head to look at the other party, and said with a look of astonishment: "You don't understand either?"
Kang Jiwei: "."
Seeing the embarrassment of the other party, Li Pingan grinned and said, "Actually, the atmosphere is one aspect, but it's more of another thing..."
"What?" Kang Jiwei asked quickly, he was also a little curious.
Li Pingan pursed his lips and smiled, stretched out his index finger and said, "Confidence!"
what?
Kang Jiwei was a little stunned, self-confidence has something to do with the atmosphere
But at this time, Li Pingan explained: "The maintenance of the wine bureau in life is nothing more than those confident people, because they dare to speak and can speak, and they don't care about other people's eyes. This can better maintain the atmosphere of the wine bureau. Bring it into the show, and it’s the same with variety shows. If you don’t have confidence, what kind of atmosphere can you talk about? Everyone is sluggish, and the audience yawns when they watch it, so just be confident enough.”
"Then tell them, the key is self-confidence!" Kang Jiwei couldn't help but said.
Li Pingan spread his hands and said, "Isn't that a leak?"
Kang Jiwei grinned, he couldn't understand Li Pingan's point of view on variety shows
But Li Pingan, as the chief examiner, naturally has certain considerations, and there shouldn't be an embarrassing situation where one person fails.
But after batches of people were sent out, Kang Jiwei really felt a little bit cold sweat. This is the tenth wave, and there is no one who passed the exam. Isn't this assessment too difficult?
Wiping off his cold sweat, Kang Jiwei asked his assistant, "How many people are there?"
The assistant took a careful look at Li Pingan, who was still there, and said in embarrassment, "There are more than 100 people."
Kang Jiwei was astonished and said, "Is this sending away 500 people?"
The assistant nodded with a wry smile, and now the entire Shangjiang Headquarters was mourning, saying that the assessment was too difficult.
Finally, among the 13th batch of people, one person finally passed the assessment, which also made Kang Jiwei heave a sigh of relief, as long as the pass rate is not zero.
Things are like this
"Hello judges, my name is Li Zongze, I am 23 years old."
Li Pingan nodded, although he was a little tired, he still stretched out his hand and said with a smile: "Please start your performance."
Li Zongze scratched his head and said embarrassedly: "Actually, I didn't prepare any performances. I always firmly believe that variety shows are performed on the spot, so I want to conduct dialogues."
This sentence made Li Ping'an's eyes light up, which coincided with his point of view
"Please ask the judges to come up with questions."
Li Pingan smiled and nodded, "Then I'll say it."
Li Pingan glanced at each other up and down. He was wearing a large sweater, baggy jeans, and a hip-hop hat. He nodded and asked, "Are you following the hip-hop route?"
Li Zongze nodded and smiled; "Yes."
"Don't you think you're handsome now?"
Li Zongze smiled shyly and said, "I didn't have time to look in the mirror."
Li Pingan couldn't help laughing, this is the first time he laughed like this..
"If you were to rate your own appearance, how much would you rate yourself?"
Li Zongze said without thinking: "Ninety points!"
Li Pingan asked interestingly; "Where are the other ten points?"
Li Zongze pointed at his face and said, "Ugly!"
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(End of this chapter)
"Will it be too difficult?"
Kang Jiwei posted over and whispered to Li Pingan.
He was afraid that the exam questions would be too difficult, and it would be a joke if none of the examiners passed.
But Li Ping'an's attitude was very firm, saying: "It's actually not difficult, don't talk about me, pulling out any member from Infinite Challenge can enhance the atmosphere. In fact, variety shows are like this, a collection of timing, atmosphere, and laughing points. Among them, atmosphere is the simplest item, so as a comedian, if you can’t even do this, then it has been abandoned by the times.”
Kang Jiwei looked at Li Ping'an's insistence, and could only shake his head with a wry smile.
Anyway, the chief examiner this time is Li Pingan, and he is just a foil, so this is the only way to do it.
"Then, let's start the assessment, and the first contestant will be in place."
Seeing that the given time was almost up, Li Pingan started talking this time.
I saw a slightly fat man standing up, about 20 years old, looking a little shy, making Li Pingan frown.
But opportunities are equal, and the saying that people should not be judged by their appearance will always be remembered in his heart.
"Please start your show."
Li Pingan stretched out his hand to signal, giving the other party enough respect.
This made the latter feel a little more relaxed, took a deep breath, and began to say:
"Once upon a time a man went to a wizard and said, 'Can you lift a curse for me?' the wizard asked; "Do you remember exactly what the curse is?" ', the man said: 'I declare you husband and wife! '. "
The scene was quiet for a moment, and then an old man like Kang Jiwei laughed outright. He couldn't say he felt the same way, but at least he had some feelings. Before marriage, he loved desperately. After marriage, he sometimes had the urge to strangle each other to death.
Therefore, many people laughed out loud, but Li Pingan smiled lightly and said, "Thank you. Next."
The man was taken aback, looked at Li Pingan and couldn't help asking, "Did I pass?"
Li Pingan said truthfully, "No."
In a word, the scene made the scene quiet for a while, and Kang Jiwei and others also looked at Li Pingan, they thought it was quite funny.
There will always be such a kind of person in this world who, if they give you a good look, they will stick their noses in the face.
I saw the slightly fat man blushing, and asked chatteringly: "Why, aren't you all smiling happily?"
Li Pingan did not get angry with the other party, but said carefully: "Laughter and atmosphere are two different things. I have already said that the test question this time is atmosphere!"
"How can one person enhance the atmosphere? This simply cannot be done. There are drawbacks to this test question. I protest!"
Li Pingan shook his head with a smile, but Kang Jiwei at the side turned cold, pointed at the door and said, "Get out!"
The majesty of the superior immediately frightened the latter, and he might be able to protest with the amiable Li Pingan, but he didn't dare to say anything to the cold-faced Kang Jiwei, so he could only walk out in a desperate manner.
After he walked out, Li Pingan thought for a while and said: "I hope the rest of you can understand that variety shows are not jokes, and funny is not based on one joke after another. This is too deliberate. As for how to win us over?" If you don’t agree with me, then you need your own performance.”
Next, when a person came on stage and then stepped down, their preparations were useless, and many people even couldn't understand how to pass the assessment.
After all, the 'atmosphere' is too general to understand for a while.
After three rounds, none of the nearly 100 people passed the test. During the break, Kang Jiwei couldn't help but ask, "Is it too difficult? At least tell me what the key points of the assessment are."
Li Pingan turned his head to look at the other party, and said with a look of astonishment: "You don't understand either?"
Kang Jiwei: "."
Seeing the embarrassment of the other party, Li Pingan grinned and said, "Actually, the atmosphere is one aspect, but it's more of another thing..."
"What?" Kang Jiwei asked quickly, he was also a little curious.
Li Pingan pursed his lips and smiled, stretched out his index finger and said, "Confidence!"
what?
Kang Jiwei was a little stunned, self-confidence has something to do with the atmosphere
But at this time, Li Pingan explained: "The maintenance of the wine bureau in life is nothing more than those confident people, because they dare to speak and can speak, and they don't care about other people's eyes. This can better maintain the atmosphere of the wine bureau. Bring it into the show, and it’s the same with variety shows. If you don’t have confidence, what kind of atmosphere can you talk about? Everyone is sluggish, and the audience yawns when they watch it, so just be confident enough.”
"Then tell them, the key is self-confidence!" Kang Jiwei couldn't help but said.
Li Pingan spread his hands and said, "Isn't that a leak?"
Kang Jiwei grinned, he couldn't understand Li Pingan's point of view on variety shows
But Li Pingan, as the chief examiner, naturally has certain considerations, and there shouldn't be an embarrassing situation where one person fails.
But after batches of people were sent out, Kang Jiwei really felt a little bit cold sweat. This is the tenth wave, and there is no one who passed the exam. Isn't this assessment too difficult?
Wiping off his cold sweat, Kang Jiwei asked his assistant, "How many people are there?"
The assistant took a careful look at Li Pingan, who was still there, and said in embarrassment, "There are more than 100 people."
Kang Jiwei was astonished and said, "Is this sending away 500 people?"
The assistant nodded with a wry smile, and now the entire Shangjiang Headquarters was mourning, saying that the assessment was too difficult.
Finally, among the 13th batch of people, one person finally passed the assessment, which also made Kang Jiwei heave a sigh of relief, as long as the pass rate is not zero.
Things are like this
"Hello judges, my name is Li Zongze, I am 23 years old."
Li Pingan nodded, although he was a little tired, he still stretched out his hand and said with a smile: "Please start your performance."
Li Zongze scratched his head and said embarrassedly: "Actually, I didn't prepare any performances. I always firmly believe that variety shows are performed on the spot, so I want to conduct dialogues."
This sentence made Li Ping'an's eyes light up, which coincided with his point of view
"Please ask the judges to come up with questions."
Li Pingan smiled and nodded, "Then I'll say it."
Li Pingan glanced at each other up and down. He was wearing a large sweater, baggy jeans, and a hip-hop hat. He nodded and asked, "Are you following the hip-hop route?"
Li Zongze nodded and smiled; "Yes."
"Don't you think you're handsome now?"
Li Zongze smiled shyly and said, "I didn't have time to look in the mirror."
Li Pingan couldn't help laughing, this is the first time he laughed like this..
"If you were to rate your own appearance, how much would you rate yourself?"
Li Zongze said without thinking: "Ninety points!"
Li Pingan asked interestingly; "Where are the other ten points?"
Li Zongze pointed at his face and said, "Ugly!"
__________
The second update is here! !
Continue to update, four more today!
_________
(End of this chapter)
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