Legend of comedians

Chapter 350 Opening Ceremony

The next day, Li Ping'an received a call from Huo Junsheng early in the morning. On the phone, the other party asked him to have dinner, and even the restaurant had already been booked.

In desperation, Li Pingan could only crawl out of the warm blanket, and walked out of the hotel with a bitter expression on his face.

boom! ! !
Bang bang bang.
"Hi everyone, today is the opening ceremony of the No.15 chain store of Huo's Restaurant. Today's opening ceremony is a big treat, and drinks are free. Friends who pass by, don't miss it!!"

Amid the MC's high-spirited publicity, a new round of fireworks burst out, and there was a huge roar in my ears.

There are huge crowds of people in front of the entire Huo Department restaurant.
In the restaurant, Li Pingan looked at Huo Junsheng in front of him with black lines on his face as he handed the microphone into his hand, and said with a chuckle, "Ping An, how do you think my brother treats you?"

Li Pingan said with a cold face, "General."

Huo Junsheng didn't mind at all, he still smiled and gave the microphone a little more, and continued: "It hurts my feelings to say that, look at the time when we hosted the show before, we were known as golden partners. How did you take care of you?"

"Very ordinary!" Li Pingan gritted his teeth and said.

"How about hosting the opening ceremony for me?"

"Not interested in."

"I've helped you a lot, look at helping you suppress hot dogs, and I'll take the lead in applauding you."

"it is good!"

Li Pingan took Mike over, everyone was talking about it, Li Pingan had no choice but to pick it up.

Picking up the microphone, Li Pingan said with a helpless face: "You woke me up early in the morning, and you asked me to preside over the opening ceremony?"

"Everyone wants to eat, look at my Huo family artists, several of them are here to help me keep the place down, you, as my dear junior"

"Stop, stop, stop" Hearing that the other party started talking again, Li Pingan could only yell to stop, saying, "You are cheating."

"Now young people like you, my store is open to young people, so it is more suitable for you to host than me, and I have to receive guests, tell me, where can I spare time? .”

Huo Junsheng spread his hands innocently, like a certain national treasure who got cheap and behaved.

Li Pingan picked up the microphone and went to the backstage, ready to take over.

To be honest, it is actually very simple to help out with this kind of soliciting behavior, and he doesn’t even need to say anything, just go up and put on a pose. But Huo Junsheng strictly asked himself to say more, which made Li Pingan feel very helpless .

But after all, he was a senior whom he respected, and even though he was hurt a little, he also helped him at critical times. Of course, the most important reason was still owed favors.

Compared with those masters of ceremonies, Li Pingan was undoubtedly much more professional, so when he was waiting in the background, the master of ceremonies was already ready to leave.

The street was extremely lively, and Huo's Restaurant was right in the center of Tianjing. Even though it was early in the morning, many diners came to look for food.

At this time, a young couple was walking back and forth on the street, looking for a delicious restaurant. When they saw the newly opened 'Huo's Store', the little girl couldn't help pointing and said, "Is that Huo Junsheng's store?"

The boy glanced lightly, nodded and said, "Yes."

The little girl tilted her head and said, "How can I get an autograph?"

"Why do you want his autograph? Don't you like Li Dashen?"

The boy was surprised.

"Oh, Li Dashen is so easy to see. He kept a low profile and pointed fingers. He never revealed the news in advance. Many fans were in vain when they tried to catch him."

"What does it have to do with you going to Huo's restaurant?"

The little girl smiled and said, "Let's see if I can ask Huo Junsheng to help me get Master Li's autograph."

"You are messing around, isn't this slapping Huo Junsheng in the face?"

The boy was speechless.

"I have to try it anyway." After finishing speaking, the little girl walked over immediately, while the boy followed with a helpless expression.

At this time, the master of ceremonies just stepped off the stage, and a magnetic voice came from the background
"Test, test, ahhh~~~, cough cough. Huo's restaurant is newly opened today, and drinks are free. I hope that diners passing by can visit the small shop. Fatty Huo has already brought a large number of coolie performances for everyone."

As the crowd followed the sound, Li Ping'an's figure slowly appeared on the stage. He pointed at himself with a wry smile and said, "I am one of them."

"Ah!!!" The little girl who had just walked off the stage shouted in surprise, "Great God Li~~~~!!!"

Boys are also a little confused.
He rubbed his eyes and said in astonishment, "It's still true."

Not only the two of them, but most of the young people at the scene cheered, which shows the popularity of Li Pingan among the young people.

"Hello, Master Li!!!"

Cheers came from the audience, and Li Pingan also greeted with a smile; "Thank you everyone, come in for dinner if you have time, it's best to order peanuts, and then make him dozens of bottles of wine, anyway, the drinks are free, aren't they?"

Hahahahaha..
Everyone at the scene was very happy, how can there be such a solicitor
At this time, many people in the audience have already started to boo, saying: "Li Dashen said something, tell us a joke."

"Yes!! Li Dashen said something."

Li Ping'an's famous mouth is famous, so many people started to boo, but Li Ping'an smiled and said: "Let's talk about the food."

"We Chinese people are notoriously omnivorous. A few days ago, it was reported in the news that locusts were flooding in the United States. Looking at our side, we are on the verge of running out of species. Those so-called experts can't analyze it no matter what. , Locusts have no natural enemies? Why are they gone?"

"Later, a restaurant owner answered that those locusts had been fried long ago, and many people didn't even have enough to eat."

puff! ! ! !

The audience couldn't stop laughing, but Li Pingan added: "This is the charm of my foodie empire."

Hahahahahaha
The audience couldn't bear it any longer and burst out laughing.

"Actually, when it comes to food, I prefer home-cooked dishes. When I was in the first grade of junior high school, my mother cooked a table of good dishes. She would make my favorite braised pork and the whole family ate with gusto. At this time, I My mother dropped the piece of braised pork on the ground, and she picked it up again calmly, and sent it to my mouth."

Li Pingan looked puzzled and said: "At that time, I looked at her very puzzled, and my mother was also taken aback for a moment, and then smiled embarrassedly and said. Sorry, I still pretended to be you when you were a child."

I:"."

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
There was a lot of laughter at the scene, everyone burst into laughter, and many people shouted 'this is my real mother! '

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