Legend of comedians

Chapter 819 Husband, why not.
Didi Yunhua was pregnant, which was a big event for the old Li family. The old Li family was almost a single lineage. Whether Li Pingan had children determined whether they could pass on the family line.

The old man is the most active one. Since Grandma Li passed away, the old man almost contracted all the work including grandparents, parents, and mothers.

The old man is old and can't move at will, but for the sake of his precious grandson not to be wronged, now he has just begun to direct this child, Li Pingan, to buy, buy, buy, and buy.
"The crib is about to be prepared, leave a space in your room."

"The child's clothes also have to be bought, Didi can't move, so you should run for a while, brat."

"You have to buy milk powder too. Well, breast milk is healthier. Forget it, let's sell it."

"You have to buy toys too. It is very important for children to be enlightened."

Li Pingan was tired and sweating profusely. Hearing this, he couldn't help but said in astonishment: "Toys for children's enlightenment?"

"You know what a fart, if you tell you to buy it, buy it!"

The old man roared angrily directly: "Is my child not sad? The child wants a toy? What's wrong? What! What!?!"

"No, no, I'll go right away."

Li Pingan retreated in a row, and he found that his status was getting lower and lower. He used to be the number two in the family, but when the child was born, he probably became a marginal figure.

Didi's parents on the side watched Li Pingan run around. They knew that Li Pingan had just returned from hosting work, so they couldn't help but said distressedly; "Master, let Ping An rest for a while. , and don’t rush to buy it all at once, let’s take our time.”

Li Pingan burst into tears when he heard it. It is better for his father-in-law and mother-in-law, knowing that he loves his son-in-law
"Need not!"

The old man waved his hands righteously, and said seriously: "You don't know how tough this brat was when he was a child. He used to run two miles behind my buttocks without being out of breath. Let him go enough."

Li Pingan burst into tears.
Didi Yunhua sat on the sofa and watched Li Pingan's dizziness when he was instructed. He couldn't help giggling, got up and walked to the old man, and said, "Grandpa, let me go with Ping An, he is a big Men are careless, if you are with me, you can pay more attention."

The old man immediately became nervous, and hurriedly helped Didi Yunhua to sit down, and said cautiously: "No, no, you can't move. You are most nervous when you are just pregnant, and you can't make a mistake at this time."

After finishing speaking, he turned his head to look at Li Pingan who was about to go out with his head drooping, and shouted: "Let's stop here today, and continue to buy tomorrow."

Li Pingan immediately looked happy and walked in quickly.

At this time, Didi Yunhua patted his stomach lovingly, the old man immediately became Spartan, turned his head and roared angrily:
"What are you still doing? Didn't you see that Didi is hungry? Hurry up and cook."

what?
Li Pingan is completely stupid, let him cook?He hasn't cooked for several years, and now his skills are unfamiliar.

At this time, the mother-in-law got up to smooth things over, and said with a smile: "Let me come, let Ping An also rest for a while, it is not easy for him to make money."

After speaking, he went straight into the kitchen, and Li Pingan was moved. This is his mother-in-law.
In fact, Didi Yunhua's parents couldn't bear it. Didi was pregnant with a child, and Li Pingan was tired because of work problems. This time they came here mainly to put pressure on the young couple.

The old man was still looking around the house, as if examining his own territory, Li Pingan was kicked by the old man before his butt was hot.

"Children are active, and the edges and corners of furniture and door frames should be wrapped with sponges to avoid hurting themselves."

I saw that Li Pingan took out a sponge pad from the balcony and cut a small piece with scissors, and at the same time pasted it on the edges and corners of furniture and door frames with adhesive tape, even some corners were not spared, and then ordered a large one on the Internet. The sponge mat is ready to be laid on the ground, which is safer.

Throughout the afternoon, Li Pingan was exhausted.

After dinner in the evening, the old man and Didi's parents were settled in the guest room, and then Li Pingan and Didi Yunhua walked into the room.

After simply washing up, Li Pingan threw himself on the bed, howling involuntarily.
"No status, I feel like I am a servant of this family."

Didi Yunhua sat on the dressing table and applied some skin care products. Due to her pregnancy, she didn't dare to put on makeup like before, so she could only use some tonics. Then rely on cosmetics.

Patting her pretty face to let the moisture of the skin care products be fully absorbed, Didi Yunhua turned her head to look at Li Pingan and couldn't help laughing, "I'm not the most tired now. That's the most tiring."

Li Pingan stared straight at a small crib next to the bed, pulled it back and forth with his hands, smiled from ear to ear, and said, "It's okay, I'll coax you when the time comes."

Didi Yunhua pouted and said, "I hope you can get up."

She herself feels too much, so she is not sure that she can get up every time, and raising a child requires the joint efforts of husband and wife, equality and harmony.

"But then again, the child is like me or you."

Li Pingan came over suddenly, his eyes were shining, and he asked expectantly.

Didi Yunhua couldn't tell whether to laugh or cry; "It hasn't formed yet, how can I tell?"

Li Pingan nodded slightly, then touched his chin, and said, "The eyes must be towards me. My eyes must be good-looking, and my nose must be like yours. Your nose is tall and straight, and your mouth can be whatever you want. My parents have such excellent genes. Soon I don’t believe how bad this little guy can be.”

Looking at Li Ping'an's narcissistic look, Didi Yunhua couldn't help but said speechlessly: "Who told you that your eyes look good?"

Li Pingan blinked, leaned over, stared hard at Didi Yunhua, and said, "See? It's deep and bright, just like the stars."

"Please, that's because of the light reflection."

Li Pingan couldn't help curling his lips, lost all interest, and sat cross-legged on the bed, his expression constantly changing and tangled: "It's just that I can't do many things after having a child."

Didi Yunhua was slightly taken aback, then her pretty face turned red, she picked up the pillow and threw it over fiercely, saying: "You dead man, can you be more reliable."

Li Pingan said aggrievedly: "It was originally."

Didi Yunhua shook her red lips, and suddenly frowned, thinking badly
Li Pingan is very obsessed with himself, which can be seen from every time he asks for it, and Li Pingan only started to try it for the first time after marriage. This kind of thing is very attractive to him, which made Didi Yunhua unable to help I'm a little worried.

It is said that after a woman is pregnant, many men will not be able to bear the desire to fool around. Although she believes in Li Pingan, she always has to take some precautions
I saw that Didi Yunhua suddenly looked at Li Pingan seriously, and said, "Honey, why don't you get circumcised."

Li Pingan: "."

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(End of this chapter)