Legend of comedians

Chapter 903 Military Camp Inspection
I used to read some literary works, and when introducing the army, I often used words and phrases such as "iron and blood, murderous spirit", but when I actually went to the army, Li Pingan's personal experience was not the same.

The thundering slogans, the roaring sound from a distance and the loud bugle, everything symbolizes a soldier who is full of vitality, not a soldier born for war.

Li Pingan put all his communication equipment at the door and was guarded by a special person, and then followed the second lieutenant into the barracks.

On the wide asphalt road, there are dense trees on both sides. From time to time, a whole group of neat soldiers passed by in unison. Li Pingan looked around curiously, and the second lieutenant next to him explained a few words from time to time.

The two walked all the way to the military building. In an office, Li Pingan saw a middle-aged man with a star on his shoulder.

One star, this is the general.

When Li Pingan looked at the Zhongnan man, the second lieutenant on the side gave a salute and said loudly:

"Report, Chen Mao has completed the task, please give instructions."

Li Pingan was taken aback, but looking at the opponent's movements, he was in a hurry for a while, and he didn't know where to put his hands.

You are an army and can salute, how about yourself?

After thinking about it, Li Pingan had no choice but to put his palm on his heart.

The middle-aged man also saw Li Pingan's small movements, and smiled secretly, but he was unmoved on the surface, and said indifferently: "Very well, continue to wait for Mr. Li to visit the barracks."

"Guaranteed to complete the mission!"

The second lieutenant shouted loudly, continued to salute, and then led Li Pingan away.

After walking out of the office, Li Pingan couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief, grinning and said, "It's always difficult to breathe inside, has your general always been like this?"

Lieutenant Chen Mao smiled and said, "I'll show you around the barracks."

"Ok."

Chen Mao led Li Pingan to the station of the tank battalion, and then introduced: "This is where you will record in the future."

Li Pingan looked at the steel monsters standing in front of him, and the tanks were parked closely. The cold barrels were like the ferocious mouth of giant beasts, full of deterrence.

Li Pingan couldn't help but gulped. He had only seen the tank on TV, but it was a bit different in real life when he observed it up close.

"These are third-generation tanks, and it doesn't matter if they are exposed. As for those elite tank regiments, they are not allowed to shoot."

Li Pingan nodded, then looked at the tank and said with emotion: "It would be great if I could sit down for a while."

"What's so difficult about it." The second lieutenant smiled and said, "Anyway, you will have to come into contact with it in the future, so it doesn't matter if you get used to it now."

touch?What do you mean? !

Afterwards, he took out a key from his trouser pocket, climbed onto the tank and opened the iron gate, stepped on the side of the tank, stretched out his hand, and said, "Come up."

Li Pingan stared blankly at this scene. Is he going for a ride in a tank?

The teacher said that the comfort level of the tank is really low, without any anti-shock measures, the bumps along the way are severe, and the noise is extremely loud. If it is not for the isolation earphones, Li Pingan feels that he will faint in the tank.

The interior space of the tank is not large, and there are densely packed buttons in front of him. Li Pingan is wearing a seat belt, curiously meowing left and right, and shouting at the top of his voice; "Where are we going?"

"Just go around!"

Chen Mao stopped the tank and Li Pingan couldn't help but looked at him suspiciously. This guy seemed to know everything, so he couldn't be a special soldier.

"In the future, you will be exposed to firearms and this type of tank, but it will not be easy. The order issued by the army is not special care, training! You must participate in long-distance travel with heavy loads. I hope you are mentally prepared."

Li Pingan nodded slightly, and said, "I understand, but two of us are a bit older. Whether they want to reduce the amount of training, others don't care, but those two are close to 50 years old."

"Well"

Chen Mao frowned and thought for a while, then said: "I will submit a proposal to the military department and see how it will be arranged."

"Okay, thank you then."

"Thank you." Chen Mao smiled and said, "Let's go, let's eat. It's time for dinner. The cuisine in the military camp is very rich."

Li Pingan felt a little hungry after rubbing his stomach, so he couldn't help but nodded and said, "Let's go."

One phenomenon can be seen everywhere in the army, and that is order.

As the so-called iron law in the military, soldiers guard this fact with their whole lives.

In the canteen, soldiers lined up one by one. Among them, Li Pingan also saw many school-level officers lined up honestly, each with a lunch box.

Among all the camouflage outfits, Li Ping'an's casual clothes are always eye-catching. Many people have forgotten to come over, and many people have recognized Li Ping'an, their eyes are full of surprises, but because of military law, they don't Dare to approach and talk.

After finishing eating and returning to the table to sit down, Li Pingan found himself surrounded by circles from left to right.

"God, why did you come to the barracks?"

"God, give me an autograph? My sister likes you."

"Master, I like your variety shows the most. I used to chase after them all the time. Now I have no chance to enlist in the army, but I have always supported you."

"Master, is Mi Guozhong here?"

"Where's Lou Yucheng? I like him very much."

Everyone surrounded Li Ping'an and talked to each other. Li Ping'an didn't even eat his meal, so he could only get up and satisfy them one by one.

Most of these recruits have not yet been transformed into real fighters, and they are still very young and immature. After talking to them for a while, they left satisfied.

Chen Mao looked at Li Pingan, this guy of his own age, always had a special charm, and couldn't help being close to him.

"Brother, can you help me get Cheng Long's signature?"

Li Pingan was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect Chen Mao to be a star chaser, but if Cheng Long is a well-known big brother, he has already surpassed the category of star chasers.

"I'm not very familiar with elder brother. If there is a chance, I'll ask for it for you and mail it to you when the time comes." Li Pingan smiled apologetically.

"Reliable!" Chen Mao gave a thumbs up, and then said with a smile: "But then again, aren't you tired like this? I think you are not energetic all day, you must have stayed up all night, right?"

Li Pingan smiled wryly and waved his hands; "I'm used to the usual things."

"I've seen some artists before, but they don't have the energy you have. They all seem to be in the eyes of money. That's called a person who recognizes money but doesn't recognize people."

Li Pingan couldn't help laughing and said: "Me too, whoever pays more money will work for him."

"You're different." Chen Mao said with a smile: "I'm sure, you are the kind of stubborn person who seems to be friendly, but there is always a bottom line in your heart. If someone touches it, it will be unimaginable." You are the scariest person."

Li Pingan grinned and said, "Is there?"

Chen Mao said seriously; "It really is."

"maybe."

Li Pingan shrugged helplessly, and he didn't feel that way, and he didn't know what the bottom line was, but he had a vague concept, which was a feeling of palpitation.

If someone is offside, maybe I will really go crazy, but I may not be sure!
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The second update is here! !
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(End of this chapter)