Legend of comedians

Chapter 908 Training!

"One! Two!"

"One! Two!"

"Ah~~~~"

"One! Two!"

The sky was cloudy, the rain continued, and the large number of recruits on the muddy playground were divided into countless small groups. Each group stood in a row, carrying thick bushes on their shoulders, and with the slogan raised from high, it fell on the other shoulder again. superior.

The amount of real barracks training is not comparable to military training.

At best, military training is about walking in the right direction, focusing on square formation and manners, but the real military camp can be called a devil in terms of training subjects.

Li Pingan really never thought that one day he would train in such a masochistic way, carrying a big log, his face covered with mud, rain and sweat washing his face, and he roared and lifted the big log.

Li Pingan often has to exercise because of variety shows, so he can persist, but the other members are already finished.

Zhang Liguo sprained his waist, Yue Peng almost fainted, Yang Di sat on the ground and gasped for breath, what was surprising was that Li Binwu could persist all the time, which surprised Li Pingan very much.

boom! ! !
Dozens of large logs fell to the ground at the same time, and the recruits on the playground were panting heavily. At this time, their clothes were completely wet and their faces were covered with mud, but their eyes became more and more shiny.

There is an instructor in charge next to each small group, and the chief instructor is standing on the chairman's platform. They also did not hold an umbrella, and accompanied these recruits in the rain. Watching the completion of the training subjects, they shouted: "Go back and rectify, After lunch, continue training in the afternoon."

Back in the dormitory, everyone started to howl.
"Ouch, my old waist~~"

"Isn't this training too Spartan?"

"I know why the Chinese Army is the strongest in the world."

Everyone wailed, and Yue Peng nodded with a serious face and said, "It's too cruel, I almost threw up, and I lost my appetite."

As soon as the words fell, everyone stopped what they were doing as if they had a heart, and just looked at Yue Peng in awe.

Yue Peng was embarrassed by being stared at, and said in embarrassment: "I'm serious."

puff! !

I don't know who laughed first, Yang Di pointed at Yue Peng and laughed wantonly, saying: "You can pull it off, you just killed five bowls of white rice porridge for breakfast, it's a big bun with twenty big buns, don't you have any clues? "

National defense student Liu Qi also laughed and said, "Brother Yue, are you sure you didn't come here to be funny? Today's training, the instructor dragged you to run the whole time, and the chief instructor almost didn't hold back."

Thinking of Yue Peng listening to Bai Huahua's stomach, shouting there: "I can't do it, I can't do it."

The crowd couldn't bear it any longer and roared with laughter.

Yue Peng also blushed. It turned out that the training was to be topless, but Yue Peng's figure was so disgraceful to the military, the instructor had no choice but to let him wear it back, and this white fat man was too funny, so he didn't have to do anything. It's just that the white belly is sticking there, which can make people happy enough.

On the other side, Liao Huai also looked at Li Ping'an, and said, "Brother An, you are no one in this figure, you are too predictable. When you took off your shirt, the instructors stared straight at you."

Liao Huai is a young man from the countryside, simple and honest, and his simple appearance makes people trust him.

"That's right, Brother An, how did you practice? You can't tell when you're wearing clothes, and you're startled when you take off your clothes." Huang Xingsheng also asked curiously, with this figure, he would definitely kill all women.

The corners of Li Pingan's mouth curled slightly, and he said with a smile: "It's very simple, as long as you have a friend named Mi Guozhong, he works in the gym."

The five young men were taken aback for a moment, and then burst out laughing. The imagery was too strong, and the thought of Li Pingan being forced to exercise by Mi Guozhong on various equipment made him feel a little overwhelmed.

Training in the morning, but everyone is still full of energy. The instructors watching this scene frowned slightly, it seems that the training load will be increased.

When eating at noon, there is still strict order, and only after singing military songs can they eat.

After eating, I took a little sleep, and the afternoon training came again.After all, it was early training, and there were no other subjects. It mainly focused on training physical fitness. Li Pingan and others felt like crying because of the continuous training, but felt that the training task was getting heavier and heavier.

After an afternoon of practice, when they went to bed at night, everyone almost fell asleep, they were so tired.

The other soldiers can sleep, but Li Pingan and others really want to introduce some interviews of the program group, so they can only stand up stiffly
Program Team Xiao Wang: "How does it feel to come to the military camp for the first time?"

Li Pingan: "To be honest, I really didn't expect such a large amount of training. It doesn't matter to us young people, but I'm afraid that the two big brothers will not be able to bear it."

Yue Peng: "It's hard, and I always feel that I'm useless. I set a small goal for myself, and lose weight first."

Yang Di: "The feeling of being part of a large group makes people have to move on. Everyone's efforts are directed at one place. It's impossible to be lazy in the face of this environment."

Zhang Liguo: "I'm sorry for the members. After all, I sprained my waist on the first day, and as a big brother, I couldn't set an example."

Li Binwu: "I have filmed many military-themed film and television dramas, but only after arriving in the military camp can I experience the unique atmosphere. This opportunity is very precious to me."

Xiao Wang from the program group: "Is there anything uncomfortable?"

Li Pingan: "There are many places where I don't adapt. After all, the army is different from the public. We need to follow discipline, which is difficult for ordinary people. And they confiscated the communication equipment. Well, I feel that I have previously recorded 'idol trainees' ', their suffering is gone, and now there is retribution. Hahaha"

Yue Peng: "Eating is pretty good, but I just don't get enough sleep. Now there are footsteps in the corridor, and I wake up immediately. This is because I was scared by the instructor."

Yang Di: "I don't get enough sleep. I sleep a lot, but after joining the army, I feel like they are shaping a new me."

Zhang Liguo: "Sleep! It's really hard. Morning exercises are the hardest part."

Li Binwu: "Go to sleep. I really love my bed. It needs a process of adaptation. It will get better and better in the future. At this stage, I can hold on."

Program Team Xiao Wang: "Have you said anything to your family?"

Li Pingan waved his hand towards the camera with a smile, and said, "Xiao Ran, did you see that? Dad is a soldier. I hope you can thrive and give Dad a surprise next time you go home."

Yue Peng: "Tell me to Master, Master, I will definitely be able to complete the target. Don't worry too much, I am used to being lazy, and someone should teach me a lesson."

Yang Di: "Mom and Dad, I'm on TV, this show is very famous, remember to watch it, hahahaha, isn't it a bit too blunt?"

Zhang Liguo: "Daughter-in-law, don't worry too much. This trip to the military camp has touched me a lot. It was a good experience. I will definitely complete the mission and return home with honor."

Li Binwu: "It's a bit hypocritical. In fact, I have never talked to my family like this. Let me just say a few words... I am fine."

The night is cool, the dark clouds dissipate, and the bright moonlight shines on the earth.
Speechless all night.
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The second update is here! !
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(End of this chapter)