Legend of comedians

Chapter 919 "Attack" Li Ping'an!
"Hoohooho!!"

"Ouch!!"

"Wow!!!!"

"Oh my God!!!!"

"Crazy! Crazy! The program team is crazy!!"

The members almost took out what they had learned all their lives, trying to exaggerate as much as possible to set off the atmosphere.

In the smoke tunnel, Zhu Dan in a long pink dress came out all the way. Seeing the funny looks of the members, he rolled his eyes from time to time and walked to Li Pingan with a smile.

"Hello Mr. Li."

Zhu Dan's voice was very crisp. After hearing this voice, Lou Yucheng slapped Mi Guozhong with his shoulder, and the latter looked helpless.
Zhu Dan didn't seem to notice the small movements of the two of them. He just looked at Lou Yucheng, squinted his crescent eyes, and said with a smile, "Yucheng, I haven't seen you for so long. You have grown a lot bolder. You dare to tease me?"

Lou Yucheng couldn't stop laughing, and quickly shouted obediently: "Sister Zhu, long time no see."

Zhu Dan smiled and said, "Long time no see."

Afterwards, Zhu Dan greeted the other members, and the expected meeting between her and him was unusually peaceful, as if they were strangers.

Li Pingan pursed his lips, with a smile on the corner of his mouth, and looked sideways at the camera. Zhu Dan was ashamed and indignant for a moment with his lowly look, and he couldn't help but stomped his feet lightly.

"cough cough"

Li Pingan coughed dryly and said, "Let's talk about those explosive things later. First, let's ask Sister Zhu about her recent situation."

"As far as I know, Sister Zhu has not appeared on the variety show stage for four years. Is this the first time in four years?" Li Pingan asked the first question, which made Mi Guozhong and Zhu Dan feel uneasy. My heart relaxed a little bit..
Zhu Dan took a deep breath and said with a smile: "Yes, I remember the last time I participated in a variety show was during Love Letters, but I haven't recorded a variety show since then."

"After four years, come to the variety show stage again, how do you feel?"

Li Pingan waved his hand, and said with a smile, the two are old friends and old partners, and this bond made Zhu Dan relax a little bit. After all, Li Pingan's presiding skills, she was absolutely at ease.

"Actually, I came to Shangjiang Headquarters in the morning. When I first arrived at the Headquarters, I was taken aback. This change is too big." Zhu Dan said indifferently: "When we came to record love letters before, then At that time, the gate of Shangjiang was still the kind of iron gate that was pushed open, but today I found that the entire gate has been renovated, and all the facilities and buildings have changed a lot.”

"What's more." Zhu Dan said with a frightened look, "There are a lot of cameras. There used to be three at most. Now let me see, one, two, three. Ten, eleven, wow."

Li Pingan smiled knowingly, and said; "When I came to Shangjiang headquarters, I saw many old guys, Brother Mi, Yucheng, and our director Jiang."

"Yes, yes, yes!" Zhu Dan said with a smile on his face, "Screenwriter Jiang oh no, now I have to be called Director Jiang. Long time no see."

Jiang Taihao in the first row also greeted with a smile.

"So many changes, I feel like I'm getting old."

Zhu Dan said with a worried face: "I'm afraid that the recording will not be good. After all, I was not very good at it before."

"How is that possible?" Li Pingan said with a look of disbelief, "Sister Zhu, you are the No. 10 in the TOP1 scenes of love letters!"

As soon as the words fell, the smiles of Mi Guozhong and Zhu Dan crossed, and the eyes of the others lit up.
The meat show is here!

"Ahem, in fact, there are a lot of misunderstandings about the two on the Internet, and the relationship between the two has even become very complicated due to some rumors. Misunderstandings, we must make it clear that today we are in front of the audience, Clear up this misunderstanding in front of everyone."

"Two." Li Pingan said solemnly like a priest, "Take a step forward."

Zhu Dan and Mi Guozhong walked out in embarrassment, standing on the left and right sides of Li Pingan
"Excuse me, Mr. Mi Guozhong, do you have any fantasies about the lady next to me beyond your friends?"

Mi Guozhong said awkwardly: "No, you"

Li Pingan said seriously: "Please answer yes or no."

Mi Guozhong said helplessly: "No."

"it is good."

Li Pingan also asked Zhu Dan the same question.

Zhu Dan also shook his head and said, "No."

The melon-eating crowd who watched the excitement around watched it with gusto, and even the members squatted in the program group for a while, and it was only a matter of serving them a melon seed.

"it is good!"

Li Ping took a step back, put the card in his hand between the two to block the line of sight, and said, "Exchange eyes, three two one!"

"You're crazy!!!—"

Mi Guozhong erupted and rushed over like a bulldozer. Li Pingan was so frightened that his legs went limp and he fell to the ground with a plop. His panic expression hadn't receded, but he was terrified and scolded: "It's illegal for you to hit someone!" .”

The corners of everyone's mouths twitched, it was too obvious.

Everyone has long been used to the daily farce between Li Pingan and Mi Guozhong.

However, Zhu Dan added a sentence, and said with a smile: "Ping An, don't forget, I am not the only guest today."

With that said, Zhu Dan pointed to the dressing room behind him
Li Pingan instantly became honest.
At the same time, Mi Guozhong snatched the card from Li Ping'an's hand at the right time, and began to host the conversation: "We are also looking forward to the next guest. There will be many interesting things in all the tags of Mr. Li, such as 'Beloved' Wife madness', 'Strict wife control' and other signs, although he strongly denies it, we still have to speak with the facts."

"Now let's interview Mr. Li"

Mi Guozhong walked up to Li Pingan in a pretentious manner, and smiled a little sinisterly, which was obviously the beginning of revenge.
"Do you agree with my above statement?"

Li Pingan said seriously: "I don't agree, I am a machismo in my bones!"

"Oh?" Mi Guozhong frowned, and said: "But according to our information, when you are at home, you do almost all the housework. How do you explain this?"

Li Pingan grinned secretly, but rolled his eyes, his face was solemn and he even asked in surprise, "Is there any problem?"

"How can there be no problem? How can machismo do housework?"

"I like doing it!" Li Pingan said.

"I like it." Mi Guozhong's tone was suffocated, his face was full of astonishment.
There was a moment of silence at the scene, and everyone was stunned by the answer!
Li Pingan said with determination; "I like to do housework, and I like washing dishes, cooking, and cooking. How dare she snatch it from me? Hehe, she wouldn't even dare to do it!"

Everyone's mouths grew into an 'O' shape, and their faces were full of shock!

This Nima can do it? !
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The second update is here! !
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(End of this chapter)