Legend of comedians

Chapter 980 Instant Power!
God Li!God Li!God Li!God Li!
Many artists at the scene were taken aback by the terrifying popularity. This was the first time they encountered such a high popularity. When the idols came some time ago, they were not much more lively than this.

Standing on the stage, when a staff member stuffed Mike into Li Pingan's hand, he realized it and couldn't help smiling bitterly: "I've heard of students cheating teachers, but I haven't heard of teachers cheating students."

As he spoke, Li Pingan clasped his fists with an expression of 'convincing you'.

There was a burst of laughter immediately.
"Tragedy, I can't play it. Seeing my face, the audience probably laughed like crazy. If it was a tragedy, they would cry and laugh."

Li Pingan spread his hands and said, "Teachers, let's write a question."

The four judges at the scene were so funny that they looked at Li Pingan, and Shi Lei said directly: "As for the few questions that Ziyi asked before, the short sitcom is not bad?"

Li Pingan: "???"

Shi Lei continued; "Later, they will play it again, you should watch it first."

The four students present were Dong Xiaosa, Gao Zhichun, Liu Wei, and Mao Xiaoli.

They are each in charge of a sitcom.

The first sitcom belongs to the category of husband and wife, with a few short sentences.

Dong Xiaosa plays the father, and Liu Wei plays the mother, holding a prop child in her arms.

Liu Wei: "Why, every time I hold the baby, can't you help me?"

Dong Xiaosa: "The child likes you, can I still rush to hug you?"

Liu Wei: "Then you don't know how to help me share, my hands are shaking, so you can't take the initiative to care about me?"

Dong Xiaosa: "I cry as soon as I hold the baby. There are people coming and going. How troublesome is it for the child to be so distressed?"

Liu Wei: "Okay, do you still think children are troublesome? Do you have such a father?"

Dong Xiaosa: "Don't make trouble for no reason, me."

The two were very involved in the performance, but Li Pingan was a little bit annoyed watching it, and they didn't even know why they quarreled.

clap clap clap clap.
After the performance applauded, Li Pingan and Dong Xiaosa exchanged places.

Before the performance, Li Pingan took the lead in saying: "When a man and a woman quarrel, it is natural for the man to take the initiative to admit defeat, and when you want to reason with the woman, believe me, you have already lost."

Hahahaha
Many couples at the scene made loud noises, and some female companions lightly punched their boyfriends, asking if this was the case.

"Miss Li, please."

Liu Wei still greeted very politely. Li Ping'an's name was too big for her to offend, so she tried to be as polite as possible.

After Li Ping returned the gift, he was ready to start.

The audience watched with great interest, and even the judges were also interested.

Li Pingan coughed dryly, and said, "Like the previous situation, the battle must be resolved quickly, or the man will suffer. Look at the specific operation."

The audience couldn't help laughing at this moment.
Liu Wei adjusted her status. At that time, her eyebrows were upside down, and Hedong Lion roared: "Why, every time I hold the child, can't you help me?"

Li Pingan thought for a while, then calmly said: "Your territory is relatively low, maybe he has the feeling of being a sports car?"

Liu Wei: "."

How to pick this up?
Where is my train of thought?
There was a lot of laughter at the scene, the audience couldn't stand upright with joy, and the judges wiped away their tears.
The whole scene entered into a sea of ​​joy in an instant.

Applause broke out, and the audience responded enthusiastically to Li Pingan's answer.

Zhang Ziyi smiled while wiping away her tears: "You are quick-witted, it really is Li Dashen."

"It's good this time. I've been thinking about how to resolve this conflict halfway through. His words confused Xiao Liu." Huang Zheng also slapped the table with a smile.

Shi Lei felt relieved, and said: "It's nothing, let's make it more difficult for him, how about solving the conflict within five words?"

Zhang Ziyi was also interested, looked at Li Pingan, and said, "Is it okay?"

Li Pingan felt helpless, but still nodded and said, "Let me try."

"Please begin your performance."

Zhang Ziyi held back her smile and looked over, her eyes full of anticipation.

Liu Wei pursed her lips. There is a bonus point system, and she needs to stand out more.

Slowing down, Liu Wei raised her voice a section in order to create a heated conflict. She is confident that she will directly overwhelm Li Pingan this time.

Moreover, she was choked on a word before, but this time she finished speaking in one breath, let's see how Li Pingan answered.

Liu Wei made up her mind, just opened her mouth: "I"

Li Pingan: "Divorce!!——"

After finishing speaking, Li Pingan walked away.

Liu Wei is just stupid?

I haven't said anything yet?
The scene was quiet for a few seconds, and then there was a sudden eruption of laughter like an earthquake. This time, no one in the whole scene could stand up.

The judges lay directly on the table, holding their stomachs and panting.

The audience laughed so hard that their bodies were weak, and there was even a sound of ping-pong-pong from the direction of the program.

"It's amazing. This kind of sitcom is performed by a comedy master like Mr. Li. All kinds of whimsical ideas make us corrupt."

Zhang Ziyi clapped her hands and said with emotion.

Huang Zheng also worked hard to stop his smile, and commented: "All actors are a framework called a script. We need to perform according to the above content, but variety shows are different. He will deal with many things, and the on-the-spot reaction is just one of them. Their brain circuit is very different from that of ordinary people, just from this passage, we can see how unique the expression technique of a person who often records variety shows is."

The actors and students on the stage also sighed. This on-the-spot reaction is really fast, and it fits the atmosphere of the scene very well..
After the applause, Li Pingan bowed and thanked, and then walked off the stage.

Shi Lei patted Li Pingan's shoulder in satisfaction, and the latter smiled wryly.
After the recording of the whole show, Li Pingan found Shi Lei to say goodbye, but the latter called Li Pingan to stop him and asked him to wait for a while.

Although Li Pingan was a little puzzled, he was also thoughtful.

This invitation should not be simply a compliment
Leaving the show recording site, Shi Lei found a hot pot restaurant, ordered some food, took off his thick down jacket and said with a smile: "I was going to invite Didi, but she recommended you to come over, you two, I will listen Her suggestion, and I happen to have something I want to talk to you about."

Li Pingan grinned, as expected.

When the mutton, vegetables, and fungi were all served, Shi Lei poured a glass of white wine and said with a smile, "Do you want to drink?"

Li Pingan smiled and waved his hands, "I drink beer, but I'm not used to liquor."

The two held their cups, Shi Lei took a sip, and then raised his head and said, "I heard that you have recently entered the network?"

Li Pingan boiled the mutton, nodded casually and said: "Yes, I signed a contract with Kuguo."

"There are also some people on our Shangjiang side who want to develop into variety shows. Look. Can you make a connection?"

Li Pingan looked up in astonishment, a little surprised in his heart.

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A more sent! !
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"It's up to you,

(End of this chapter)