Wanjie takeaway system

Chapter 421 Great Philosopher
"you!"

The corner of Yang Ming's mouth twitched. It was unexpected that Chu Yu was so sharp.

In front of these two beauties, isn't it equivalent to slapping yourself in the face if someone says that?

How will he capture the hearts of the two goddesses in the future?
Yang Ming stared at Chu Yu with calm eyes, and said threateningly: "You call me a beast? Chu Yu, if you have the guts, say it again!"

"Wait!"

Chu Yu rolled his eyes at Yang Ming, and said in an orderly manner: "Yang Ming, you can eat food indiscriminately, but you can't talk indiscriminately. Which ear of yours has heard me say that you are a beast, and you have such a right seat?" Well, let’s not talk about it, you are indeed somewhat similar to Wangcai.”

"Prosperity?"

"Yeah, my family used to have a dog for 11 years, and it's always good at licking."

puff!
Hearing Chu Yu's words, the other customers couldn't help but spit out.

Not to mention, this Yang Ming licked Lan Lan as soon as he came in, what Chu Yu said was quite vivid.

"Dude, it's also nine-year compulsory education, why are you so good, did you secretly go to cram school?"

"You have this eloquence, why don't you give me takeaway? Tomorrow, Deyun Club, I won't watch cross talk without you."

Chu Yu waved his hands around, "It's all a small scene, low-key and low-key."

"You, call me a dog lick?"

Yang Ming was so angry that his mouth became bald, and his face turned red!
Yang Ming admits that he is a dog licker, but it is also one of his taboos, the kind that no one can say.

"Hey, you're wrong again."

Chu Yu shook his finger and said, "I said just now that my family is prosperous, and everyone heard it, so don't wrong a good person, everyone, am I right?"

"Yes, that's right!"

The customer who bought roses just now patted his chest and said, "I testify, the takeaway boy was talking about his family's dog Wangcai. Of course, if you insist on checking in, pretend I didn't say anything."

puff!
Now it was Chu Yu's turn to bear it no longer, secretly, he did not forget to give a thumbs up to the customer who bought the roses.

"Ahhhh!"

Hearing the ridicule of the crowd, Yang Ming was driven mad, with the urge to kill someone.

"Hey, everyone, stop for a while!"

Chu Yu waved his hand, signaling for everyone to calm down, looked at Yang Ming with interest, and continued, "Since we are talking about my family's prosperity, Yang Ming, let me give you a piece of advice, lick the dog, lick the dog!" , Licking to the end, nothing left, I think you have a tendency to develop in that direction, so take it easy, don't run away and lose your money, licking and licking, and eventually you have to learn to lick your own wounds. "

clap clap clap!
The audience applauded.

"A great philosopher!"

"Listening to Jun's words is better than reading ten years of books, I realized."

"It's not easy, brother, life mentor, if you don't study for ten or eight years, you can't reach this level."

"Boldly ask, brother's name?"

Chu Yu waved his hand again, looked around, and took out an annual certificate of excellence from Kyoto University from his pocket.

"Low-key, low-key, humble and untalented, Chu Yu is an outstanding first-year freshman at Kyoto University."

Looking at the bright red eye-catching certificate, which also bears the official seal of Kyoto University, it doesn't look like a fake at all, and everyone in the store is not calm!

Kyoto University, the most advanced university in the country!

How many hard-working students who study hard in the cold window, where the spiritual and cultural beliefs lie!
Who can go to school in it, who is not a talented boy who overcame all obstacles in the college entrance examination and stood out?
"Do you need such a high degree to deliver food these days?"

"My good brother, you need such a high degree to deliver food. I, a senior official CEO of a listed company who graduated from a junior college, really loses face!"

"Excellent, brother!"

"This wave is really Tianxiu, Chen Duxiu, Dihua's beauty, Ru's beauty, no one can beat it!"

"Low-key, low-key, I don't want to, but my strength doesn't allow it..."

While talking low-key, Chu Yu showed various certificates, Ying Mi Hande... certificate of eighth grade in eight languages, certificate of piano tenth grade, international certificate of violin, excavator certificate... and so on a series of various certificates , There is an endless stream of people who are too busy to keep up, making people dazzled, like pretending to be true.

"Only someone as good as me can deliver food."

"Your uncle, you still pretend to be endless for me!"

Yang Ming was so furious that he couldn't bear it anymore, picked up the glass water cup on the table, and was about to throw it at Chu Yu.

"Hey, your character is too bad, you can't compare to other takeaway boys, you only use brutal methods?"

"Looking at it now, the takeaway brother even praised you for being a dog licker, and I think you are a scumbag!"

"It's a waste of food when you're alive, and you still occupy the earth's land when you die. Thousands of people wrote in blood. Please evaporate in place, okay?"

"This is a coffee shop, a high-end and elegant place, not a barbaric place where you bark unreasonably. If you dare to touch a hair of my delivery brother, believe it or not, we will spray you to death with a sip of salt soda!"

"you!"

Yang Ming was so angry that he almost died. Under the denunciation of everyone, he had to put down his glass and stared at Chu Yu, his eyes were full of resentment.

Suddenly, Yang Ming thought of something, he laughed out of breath, and said, "I admit, you have a good trick of the tongue, you have a high degree of education and a lot of certificates, but what's the use of that, aren't you still a stinking dick who delivers food?"

"Take a look, what is this?"

Yang Ming sneered, took out the BMW car key from his pocket, and hooked it with his fingers several times in front of everyone.

"Did you see it? This is the car key of the top-fitting BMW. Do you understand that the top-fitting BMW is a car worth 220 million. You poor guy, you can only look at it for the rest of your life, but you can't afford it!"

"So, is your mouth so good, is it useful? You also said that I lick dogs, and you don't even have the qualifications to lick dogs!"

Looking at Yang Ming's BMW car keys, everyone fell silent.

Have to admit, this is reality.

College students in Kyoto, don’t you still deliver food?

However, Chu Yu didn't take it seriously, "You're right, I can't afford a BMW in my life."

Hearing Chu Yu's confession, Yang Ming was overjoyed. With a playful smile, he glanced at everyone, especially when he looked at Lan Lan and Wang Xiaoli.

All of a sudden, the feeling came back, and at this moment, he himself was the protagonist.

"It doesn't matter if it's BMW or not. I mainly like your down-to-earth."

"Is this the charm of BMW, I'm jealous."

Seeing the silence of the crowd, Yang Ming gave a cold snort, and finally fixed his gaze on Chu Yu, and said, "Did you see that, you brat, what are you arrogant about? How can you compare yourself to me?"

"It's really incomparable."

Chu Yu shook his head understandably, a mere top-equipped BMW [-]-series is indeed incomparable with the Koenigsegg Golden Phoenix.

Yang Ming yelled happily: "If you know it, get out!"

(End of this chapter)