Technology dominates the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 4 [Come on, hurt each other! 】

Under the admiring eyes of his servants, Lu Bu was playing with Fang Tian's painting halberd, but there was a little disgust on his face.

I have a pistol and mines in my hand, so what's the use of this long stick!

"Host, don't dislike it. Being able to wield a Fang Tian painted halberd weighing more than 40 kilograms at will is already different from ordinary people. It is also a blessing to be able to possess Lu Bu." The voice of the beast sounded in Lu Bu's mind.

Even if they don't show up, the beasts can still communicate with Lu Bu silently.And the implication of Beast Beast is: Lu Bu has a great body!

Lu Bu was a little depressed when he heard it. Since his body is so strong, why can he only choose one heroine?
No reason!

No, I have suffered a lot.The red rabbit horse must be mine, Lu Bu turned around and stared at the red rabbit horse, his eyes were blazing with fire.

Puff puff.
咚咚
Chituma seemed to be aware of Lu Bu's thoughts, snorted and stamped his horse's hooves on the ground, as if unwilling to admit defeat easily.

It seems to be saying: Come on, hurt each other!Who is afraid of whom.

What kind of look is this?Lu Bu found that Chituma was really rebellious, so he dared to stare at him.No wonder Grandpa Mao said that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, even monsters could not become spirits!

If they are all like red rabbits and horses, that's fine!

"If it weren't for your good looks and spirituality, I would have killed you with one shot! If you have the guts, you can stare at me again!"

噗噗
Chituma was full of arrogance and stared at Lu Bu.

"Hehe, I'm really not afraid of death." Lu Bu roared in his heart, seeing that I must take you down today.

"Back to the side." Lu Bu shouted back to the left and right, and leaped, with vigorous movements, directly onto the back of the Chitu horse.

"General Lu is really powerful, heroic and martial!"

The servants bowed their heads to each other.

Lu Bu grabbed Chituma's hair tightly, and Chituma kept resisting, jumping up and down, and no one obeyed.

"Bastard, if you don't believe this general, I won't be able to deal with you!" Lu Bu swung Fang Tian's painted halberd, and cut off the horse's reins with one blow. The Chitu horse was free, and Lu Bu had to do it because he was afraid that the stable would collapse.

Xiao Xiao
The red rabbit horse roared and galloped out of the stable carrying Lu Bu.

"General!" The servants were worried, especially the breeder hurriedly chased him out.

"Follow!" A few guards also hurriedly chased him out. Chituma is very abnormal today, so it's better not to hurt General Lu.

The Chituma rampaged all the way, and after a while, he left Lu's mansion and rushed to the street, scaring passers-by to give way.

"You bastard, hurry up and stop for me!" Lu Bu felt his egg hurt, there was no saddle, and he was sitting on the horse's naked, the horse was still shaking, and it felt like the egg was breaking.

Xiao Xiao
The red rabbit horse seemed to be very proud, and ran faster and faster, in the direction of rushing out of the city.

"Hey, slow down. What should I do if I bump into someone?" Lu Bu endured the pain in his egg, and almost bumped into passers-by a few times, feeling his ass tighten.

This rhythm is really terrible!
As soon as he was about to leave the city, there was a strangely dressed man at the gate of the city, whom Lu Bu didn't recognize.Seeing that they were about to collide, "Get out of the way!"

"stop!"

The city gate guard was also surprised, wanting more than Lu Bu.

"It's too late!" Lu Bu had more heart than strength, and the person in front of him would definitely be bumped into.

however,
Even though the red rabbit jumped, it passed over the man's head and landed a few zhang ahead.

"Damn it, you scared me to death!" Lu Bu was sweating profusely.

Xiao Xiao Xiao.
Chituma didn't intend to stop, and rushed out of the city gate.

The world is so big that the red rabbit horse is really going to gallop the earth now.

"Who is this man? He's rampaging!" the city gate guard complained, and a guard beside him whispered in his ear, "You don't want to live anymore, that's Lu Bu, General Lu!"

The complaining guard stared at Lu Bu's leaving back with wide eyes, cold sweat dripping from his back.

An hour later, Chituma entered a forest, and Lu Bu on his back was exhausted and crumbling.

Chituma opened his mouth and panted heavily, as if his mouth was parched, so he slowed down and looked for a source of water.

blah blah blah.
A few minutes later, one person and one horse came to a small lake.The red rabbit horse stopped and lowered its head to drink water. Lu Bu finally lost his strength and fell off the horse, landing on his buttocks.

"Ouch, my ass, my balls!"

Lu Bu lay on his back on the grass, his head was dizzy and he felt like vomiting.Before crossing, I never passed out on planes, warships, cars, or trains.This red rabbit horse is too tough, more stubborn than a donkey.

Ten minutes later, Chituma had had enough rest, and came to Lu Bu, looking straight at him, as if provocative.

"Your sister, you really have become a genius!" Lu Bu was furious, and hurriedly communicated with Beast: "Beast, give me my pistol and grenade, and see if I don't kill this beast and blow it up. I will eat horse meat at night." !"

"Okay, host, please accept." Beasts are very efficient. In the blink of an eye, a pistol and a grenade appeared in front of Lu Bu. Lu Bu had a pistol and a grenade. If you dare to run, I dare to blow up. Come on, let’s hurt each other!"

If he really lost Chituma, Lu Bu would be heartbroken.

Puff puff.
Chituma snorted, froze for a moment, then turned around and left.

"You asked for it!" Lu Bra pulled the fuse of the grenade and threw it towards the open space in front of the Chituma.

If this is the case, and Chituma still doesn't give in, Lu Bu has no choice but to eat horse meat at night.

boom! ! !
The earth was in a row, the soil was flying, the dust was billowing, and the birds were frightened.

Xiao Xiao Xiao.
Chituma screamed loudly and kept jumping around like crazy.

"Haha. Scared you to pee!" Lu Bu laughed happily when he saw Chituma's frightened expression.

You are not worthy to challenge my uncle!
I don't know how long it took, Chituma didn't dare to move, stood where he was, stared at Lu Bu in fear, felt that Lu Bu was more terrifying now than before, almost scared him to pee.

"Come here, be good." Lu Bu smiled and waved to Chituma.

Chituma took a few steps back instinctively, it could be seen that it was afraid and hesitating.
Bang! ! !
Xiao Xiao
The gunshot rang out, and Chituma screamed again, trembling all over, not daring to look directly at Lu Bu.

"Come here obediently, or I will eat your meat at night!" Lu Bu turned the pistol in his hand, looking at Chituma with a dark belly.

This time, Chituma was finally honest, walked over in a hurry, and kept rubbing his head against Lu Bu's face, very courteous.

"Haha." Lu Bu looked up to the sky and laughed loudly. He jumped onto the red rabbit horse's back and suddenly felt pain in his buttocks. "It's better to get a saddle quickly, otherwise how can I ride a horse in the future!"

After leaving the forest, Lu Bu saw a person. For some reason, the beast knew the origin of this person.

"Host, this is fate, he is Chen Gong, Chen Gongtai!" The beast's voice came to Lu Bu's head.

"Chen Gong?" Lu Bu thought of such a person in the Three Kingdoms. He patted his horse and stepped forward. Looking at the dilapidated Chen Gong, Lu Bu smiled evilly and asked, "You are Chen Gong, Chen Gongtai?"

Chen Gong was sitting on the side of the road resting, when suddenly someone called his name, he suddenly raised his head, startled, and looked Lu Bu up and down.

(End of this chapter)