The story of the interstellar animal husband chasing his wife

Chapter 113 Forum Battle (Thanks for the cool and flowing water)

Monday is a rough day.

The first autumn rain washed away the heat, and the colorful umbrellas moved to different teaching buildings.

Zhaoyang found it strange that there were always strange looks on the road.Men and women, looking at and pointing unscrupulously.She stared back, and the men looked away.

As soon as the two appeared at the door of the classroom, everyone in the class looked at them in unison, surprised and inquiring.Zhaoyang Nunu yelled loudly: "What are you looking at! Have you never seen a female beast!"

"Uh... haven't you read the forum..." Zhou Wenzhen reminded timidly. "The student forum of the Faculty of Arts..."

"Why do the students of the Martial Arts Academy read the forums of the Arts Academy!"

Zhou Wenzhen was at a loss for words.

Sickle followed Zhou Wenzhen's words: "Go and see, there is a post about Ming!"

Ye Ming and Zhao Yang returned to their seats and entered the student forum of the Academy of Arts.

Just after opening the forum, I saw the first popular post on the front page, the title was extremely eye-catching-"Those who knew the truth were stunned!"It turns out that this thing is related to the strength of the reproductive system? ! "

Clairvoyance urged them to click on the post, and the two were shocked when they glanced at the content.

The main post "reasonable and well-founded" analyzes that the color of the female animal's hair is related to the reproductive system, the darker the color, the worse the reproductive system!It gave an example that black-haired females had excessive melanin deposits in their bodies, which not only appeared from the hair, but also penetrated into the internal organs, affecting their health and even infertile.

The analysis of the main post is clear and sound, and the commenters have doubts, some are convinced, and some are embellishing.What shocked them most was that someone actually posted a photo of Ye Ming in the comment area - in the photo, Ye Ming was running with his ponytail tied up.

"Nonsense. The color of hair is determined by genetics and has nothing to do with the reproductive system!" Ye Ming was rarely annoyed, and she would not be soft on anyone who dared to insult this body.

She guessed who took the photo, she was running in shorts yesterday...

"The targeting is so obvious! Those canaries must have made it!" Zhaoyang wanted to bite the bracelet into pieces.

"I can't bear it! Let's post a post to fight back and beat them to death!" Clairvoyance slapped the table excitedly. "We also use the so-called reason to refute, one question and one question!"

"Hmph, let them know that our martial arts academy is not easy to mess with." Fang Yu passed by leisurely.

Ye Ming murmured, "Don't worry, let them be proud for a while first."

The class time today was particularly long, and it was hard to get out of school in the afternoon. A phone call made Ye Ming and Zhao Yang rush back to the dormitory.

Ye Chuxue called and cried: "When are you coming back? Ning Jun picked up a broom and killed 507! She looks terrible when she is angry..."

Sure enough, as soon as they reached the fifth floor, Sun Ningjun's sharp curses shook half of the dormitory, mixed with Yulan's "beeping" and the other party's cursing.

Sun Ningjun, holding a broom, is like a savage female general, always trying to tear her apart. Ye Chuxue and Yang Dingding cried and pulled her.Ye Ming and Zhao Yang helped Sun Ningjun leave before the instructor came.

When the metal door of the dormitory was closed, Sun Ningjun was still furious, "Why did you pull me away, those bitches won't learn to behave unless they are taught a lesson!"

"You will be punished for beating someone, the gain outweighs the loss!"

"Ming, those sluts spreading rumors about the reproductive system are a great insult to the female beast! If the post becomes public opinion, you will not be able to marry, and then you will be ridiculed by others, and you may end up becoming the plaything of the male beast..." The more she said, the more she exaggerated , but the other three believed it, and even Zhaoyang picked up the broom and rushed out.

"You all are not allowed to act recklessly!" Ye Ming shouted, annoyed and frightened the four of them. "I didn't say no to fight back, do you want to fight back? Listen to me!"

The four of them watched in a daze as Ye Ming carried Xiong Xiaobai out of the dormitory.

At seven o'clock in the evening, the student forum of the Academy of Arts was very lively.Many people continued to pay attention to the "Black Hair Theory" post, which had over [-] hits and someone picked up Ye Ming's information.

But apart from black hair, netizens can't find any other bad points about this exquisite girl. Just discussing black hair is already boring.Another comment suddenly appeared under the information post: "Please introduce! The little loli is the cutest!"

Soon, people left messages asking for contact information.

"Comments have helped a bit, are you ready?" Ye Ming asked in the communication group of the third class, the boys' dormitory was already full of enthusiasm and couldn't hold back.

The four people in Zhaoyang gathered around the notebook, concentrating on typing quickly with Ye Ming.

After 10 minutes, a new post became popular - "Can you believe it?"What happened?What made old females so crazy? !It turned out to be..."

The post was the first to show a black-and-white photo that shocked the eyes. The content of the photo was a three-inch-long deformed foot.There are several deep cracks on the soles of the feet, and the shape of the feet is similar to that of water droplets, which makes people want to spit out dinner.

The photo below introduces this kind of deformed foot called "three-inch golden lotus". In a certain period of ancient human beings, women with small feet were popular for beauty.

When a little girl is five or six years old, the four toes other than the big toe, together with the sole of the foot, are usually bent with long strips of cloth to form a "three-inch golden lotus" in the shape of a "bamboo shoot". Parents ignore the child's screams and cries .

There is also a picture of the miserable feet below. It turns out that those deep cracks are bent toes...

As soon as this post was published, there were over a hundred comments. Some said it was creepy, and some accused the parents.Soon there were messages teasing the female beast in the comment area, satirizing that the female beast loves beauty and not life.

"I beg the female beast to show up! Are your high-heeled feet also deformed?"

"I heard that if you wear too many high-heeled shoes, your toes will become the shape of the toe of the high-heeled shoes. Tsk tsk, think about the feet in the toe of those chicken beaks, I'm afraid it looks like the deformity in the photo!"

"Ah bah, it's none of your business for female beasts to wear high heels!"

Soon, the polarization of comments began to evolve into male and female abuse.

Suddenly, a new comment heats up the comment area like a fire.Someone threw up a funny photo of a pair of white, chopstick-thin legs and a pair of wheat-colored, muscular legs.

This stark contrast keeps followers in line:

"Hahaha, which female beast's feet, the whole leg is wrapped into a three-inch golden lotus? Can you support your body when you are pregnant? Ouch, I feel sorry for the little baby, it hurts when I fell (ノへ￣,)"

"Did no one pay attention to that leg on the back? The female animal went to the dormitory of the male animal? Shocking news! An action movie under the eyes of the instructor? Double-click 666, and we will report it to the enthusiastic masses!"

The post got over 10 clicks in [-] minutes of fermentation [-], which is more popular than the "Black Hair Theory" post.

Unknowingly, posts about the female animal's feet sprung up like mushrooms after a spring rain, and one of the posts diverted the attention of a large number of netizens—someone posted a photo of the owner of the slender and muscular feet.

"666, it turns out that the muscular feet belong to a female beast. How much chicken breast did you eat to develop it? I'm afraid even ten male beasts can't beat her!"

"Twin flowers in the dormitory, the dissatisfied thin feet and the strong roommate sink into the lily?"

"Huh? Isn't the one with thin feet in my class? It turns out she has this habit..."

Someone combined these photos into a lewd picture - two women, one in front of the other, with indescribable movements.

Everyone expressed that they had saved emoticons.

At the same time, someone slammed on the door of Room 504 in the female dormitory, and Ye Ming calmly told the four people who were working hard to ignore it.After a while, the dormitory instructor drove away the person who knocked on the door.

"Tsk tsk, the old man found a senior who is the leader of the navy. He specially raises a bunch of trumpets to help people post. It's a piece of cake to bring rhythm! Ming, your post has 20 hits." Clairvoyance proudly posted on the group channel elated.

"Well, everyone has done a good job, and you are worthy of being led by me." Fang Yu's words made Zhaoyang tease.

"Look! The forum is paralyzed! Oh, 404 and I can't log in!" Scythe was extremely excited.

Ye Ming and Sun Ningjun stretched contentedly, "It's over, go to bed!"

(End of this chapter)