The ultimate superstar of Huayu

Chapter 66 Essay "Passionate Service"

Zhou Tai is a comedy fan.

I'm tired of working every day, so I always do something to relax after get off work.However, the current variety shows are too long, and he doesn't have so much time to spend in blocks.As for movies, it takes time even more.

In the city of Kyoto, the pressure is so great that Zhou Tai still has to find time to continue studying after returning home from get off work.Therefore, he only has fragments of time to relax himself.

Sometimes, listen to music.

Sometimes I read the jokes on Weibo.

More often, he watched sketches and listened to cross talk.Because the time between the two is not long, it will be over in 10 or 20 minutes.

However, today is Friday, and tomorrow will be a two-day holiday, so he just relaxes once, turns on the TV, and controls the TV station.

On Fridays, there are variety shows with a wide selection.Shonan Satellite TV's "Everyday Upward", Jiangsu Satellite TV's "If You Are the One", Dragon TV's "Talk Show for Post-80s Tonight", and various programs on other TV stations.

Usually, he wants to watch "Everyday Upward".However, the current Shonan Satellite TV is undergoing a revision, and the variety shows are put on after 10 o'clock, and what is currently broadcast between 7:10 and [-] o'clock is a very serious anti-corruption drama "In the Name of the People".

Although this TV series has a high score on Douban, it is also very popular.However, Zhou Tai didn't want to watch this kind of drama during this period, he came here to relax, and didn't want to continue to use his brain.

The remote control in his hand kept pressing, and the TV station was constantly switching.

Just after passing Shonan Satellite TV, I changed a few channels and switched to Jiangsu and Zhejiang Satellite TV.

At this time, it happened that Mr. Guo, an active cross talk actor, appeared on the stage.Zhou Tai suddenly became interested. He still watched a lot of Mr. Guo's cross talk and liked it very much.

For this reason, he also went to the Deyun Society in Sanlitun to listen to cross talk, which costs 120 yuan for three hours.It's just that when he was listening to cross talk, Lao Guo had already become famous, not to mention Mr. Guo, even Xiao Yueyue had no chance to see it.

"Comedy Story?" Zhou Tai looked at the lower right corner of the TV, where the name of the program appeared.

"Next, let's invite our first group of contestants to start their performance." Zhou Tai missed the previous part of the competition, and when he watched it, the contestants had already started to play.

However, he was very happy, straight to the point, how wonderful!

I saw Ma Teng and Han Yu walking out from the TV.

Zhou Tai's eyes lit up, "Aren't these Han Yu and Hao Jian?"

For Han Yu, he has no plot to chase stars, after all, his age is there, and he is long past the age of star chasers.However, Zhou Tai still likes to listen to his songs very much.

Especially "worthit", super dynamic, every time he is very tired at work, he plays this song to improve his concentration.

Really, he swears, it's definitely not the reason why the members of the girl group QNA are all fair-skinned, beautiful and have long legs!

And Hao Jian, uh, no, Ma Teng.He also likes this comedian very much. He has appeared in the Spring Festival Gala several times, and the sketches are also very good-looking.

He also went to the small theater to watch the comedy drama of the Happy Twist Team.

It's slow to say, but only for a moment.

"Han Yu, Ma Teng, I invite them to bring us the sketch "Hospital Service"." This is another teacher of the show, Liu Qingbo introducing the members and the sketch.

Han Yu and Ma Teng came out. At this time, Han Yu was dressed casually, but Ma Teng was dressed as a waiter and was standing at the corner of the stage.

The skit has officially started!
Han Yu: I have long heard that there is a fast food restaurant here, and the business is very good!Why, because the service of this fast food restaurant is particularly warm and thoughtful.I came here to experience it today to see how enthusiastic and considerate his service is.

Han Yu made a palm-to-eyebrow gesture, meaning to look out, "Business is good, and there are still people standing and waiting for seats. Miss? Miss? Miss waiter?" His tone of voice was very frivolous, adding The word "Miss" makes people feel that they are not calling the waiter.

Seeing this, Zhou Tai burst out laughing immediately. Is this the image of Han Yu?It is said that such a handsome young man is not yet 20 years old. Is it really okay to act so obscenely?
At this moment, Ma Teng came over from the corner of the stage, right behind Han Yu.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, the ladies are all used up, only the gentleman is left."

Zhou Tai was having fun again, the misses are all used up, this nima uses a single word, it is very quintessential!

"Okay, sir, sir. Isn't it just a meal, and nothing else."

I think you obviously want to do something else, Zhou Tai complained in his heart.

Ma Teng: Welcome to the fast food restaurant 'More Orders Get More'. The waiter No. 5673 is very happy to serve you.

Han Yu: Look at them, how standard their speech is.

Ma Teng: If you have any comments or suggestions on my service, please call us.

Han Yu: What's the number?

Ma Teng: 7456*****958
Han Yu: What, speak slowly.

Ma Teng: Hey, hey, 7456****958
This * symbol was read as a microphone by the other party.

Han Yu: I'm so mad, mom, mom, save me!It's easy to remember.

Zhou Tai looked very happy, this is really a good association, a good idea.

Ma Teng: Welcome, what do you need, sir?
Han Yu: I just order a hamburger!
Ma Teng began to explain to Han Yu: Our burgers are: non-spicy, mildly spicy, refreshingly spicy, and violently spicy. What do you need?
Han Yu waved his hand, looking very grand: I want to be violent!

Ma Teng stretched out his thumb: Mr. is a cheerful person!

Han Yu: People from Hanchang!
Ma Teng said like a salesman: Sir, if you add another 10 yuan, you can replace it with a double-layer spicy burger!
Han Yu is already full of enthusiasm: Then double-deck spicy!

Ma Teng said respectfully: You are so forthright!

Han Yu raised his head: Just this temper!

Ma Teng: How many French fries do you need?

Han Yu was very puzzled: Do you have to order French fries?

Matt: Aha!Our fries come in large, medium, and small fries.

Han Yu: Then let me have some French fries!
Ma Teng: There are five packs, four packs and three packs of small French fries.

Han Yu is completely impatient, this promotion is a bit disgusting: Is there a half pack?
Ma Teng continued to laugh: You are so humorous!

Han Yu: I don't think I'm so humorous?

Ma Teng: Then let's have the smallest one!
Han Yu: Right, right!

Ma Teng: The smallest French fries are only 10.

Han Yu: Enough is enough!

Ma Teng: It's called French fries and salad.

Han Yu smiled and said: I just like this name!
Maarten: Different fries are served with different salads, you can have one fries, one salad, another fries, another salad, another fries, another fries plate salad.

Han Yu heard that something was wrong, he put his waist in, gestured to Ma Teng, and said: Yu, I said, you brought your French fries and salad on the washbasin, right?
"Well," Ma Teng shook his head, and gave Han Yu a more terrifying answer, "Bathtub!"

Han Yu was furious: You feed me like an animal!

Ma Teng: You are so funny!
Han Yu: How can I be humorous!

(End of this chapter)