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Chapter 70 "Low-cost airlines"

In the process of unknowingly crooked, "Comedy Story" officially started.

Teacher Guo and Teacher Liu stood on the stage and presided over the official start of the show.

"The four groups of contestants in the last period brought us a very good comedy performance."

"Yes, very exciting."

"Tonight, they will bring us a very good comedy work again, and compete for the only one to win."

"Yes, very cruel."

Teacher Guo and Teacher Liu spoke word by word on the board, making time for the actors and staff to get ready.

After getting affirmation in the headset, Mr. Guo immediately turned the topic to the formal performance.

"In the last issue, Han Yu and Ma Teng's skit "Hospital Service" got the best score, with 485 votes, ranking first. According to the rules, today, they are the first team to perform on stage again."

"So, what kind of work will they bring us?"

"I invite Han Yu and Ma Teng's team to bring us the skit "Low-Cost Airline."

The curtain opened, and tools had already been set up on the stage, making it look like a real airplane cabin.

Han Yu was disguised as a man, with light makeup, a flight attendant costume, short skirt, and high heels.Ma Teng plays a successful man flying a plane, with smooth hair and a decent suit.

The performance officially begins.

Han Yu pulled the curtain and walked into the aircraft cabin.As soon as the audience below saw Han Yu's outfit, they immediately burst out laughing.

With his left hand clasped with his right hand, he posed as a flight attendant, then stepped on high heels, walked up the catwalk, and stopped next to the passenger Ma Teng who was reading a newspaper.

He didn't stop at the last moment, and his footsteps sprained, which made the audience laugh again.

Han Yu: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to this flight.This flight adheres to the fine tradition of high service and low fare, and hopes to bring you a wonderful journey.The plane is about to take off, please put away the tray table and straighten the back of the seat. Ladiesandgentleman, pleasetake... tray table... backrest... thankyou.

After finishing speaking, Han Yu went back behind the curtain and sprained his ankle again along the way.

When this passage was said, the audience below couldn't stop laughing.Han Yu deliberately changed his voice, making his voice more female.And in the end, the embarrassment of pretending to be forced in English was really hilarious.

The passengers in Ma Teng's show were also stupefied when they heard Han Yu's words, and said in their hearts, what the hell kind of stewardess is this?

Never mind, let's fasten the seat belt first, Ma Teng thought to himself.But frankly, I searched around my seat, but I didn't see the seat belt at all!
Han Yu: Your seat belt, sir.

At this time, Han Yu brought a bundle of hemp rope from behind the curtain and handed it to Ma Teng.

Looking at the hemp rope in front of him, Ma Teng looked dazed.Who cares, the plane is about to take off, so it's important to save your own life first.So, Ma Teng wrapped the hemp rope around his waist without hesitation.

After a while of sound effects and performances of the plane taking off, the plane stabilized and Ma Teng took off the hemp rope.

Han Yu: Ding Dong~ Hello, sir, what service do you need?
Ma Teng: What kind of drink do you have here?

Han Yu: Coke, Sprite, coffee, tea, what would you like to drink, dear folks?

Ma Teng: Coke.

Han Yu: No.

Ma Teng: Sprite.

Han Yu: No.

Ma Teng: Coffee.

Han Yu: No.

Ma Teng; tea.

Han Yu: It's over.

Ma Teng: There should be white water, right?

Han Yu: Okay~
After finishing speaking, Han Yu took out a paper cup from the tool cart beside him and handed it to Ma Teng.Then, he took the wet towel off his neck and twisted it against the paper cup.

Ma Teng stared blankly at Han Yu's actions.

All the water that was wrung out fell into the paper cup, and Han Yu handed over the wet wipe.

Han Yu: Sir, please use wet wipes, sir.

Ma Teng let out a breath, which frightened me to death. He thought he was about to drink the water from the wet wipes.

Ma Teng: Naughty!
After Ma Teng wiped the water stains on his hands with a wet towel, he handed back the wet towel.At this time, Han Yu handed back the water glass.

Han Yu: Please drink water, sir, please drink water, drink water.

Ma Teng couldn't believe it, and took the water glass in a daze.Then the body trembled, shouted in the mouth, bumped and bumped, and threw the water glass to the ground.

Han Yu quickly said: I'm sorry, sir, I'll squeeze another cup for you.

Ma Teng waved his hand quickly: no, no, I'm hungry, do you have anything to eat?

Han Yu: Three meals are prepared for you on this flight, flatbread rolls with rice, steamed stuffed buns with buns, and leek dumplings.

Ma Teng smiled, and there was his favorite: chive dumplings.

Han Yu: Finished.

Ma Teng asked curiously: I was the only one on the plane, who ordered it?

Han Yu: I ordered it. (hiccup)

Ma Teng: It smells like chives.

The sketch continues.

Jiangsu and Zhejiang Satellite TV, the person in charge of the program stared at the ratings and stared at the boss.

"It has already broken 2, and the ratings have already broken 2."

"Yes, Director."

"Okay, okay, it's too late to invite Han Yu. Stay, you must keep him, even if his grades are not good, you must keep him. He can bring us ratings, he and Ma Teng The combination will definitely continue to increase the ratings."

"But, isn't this a little bad?" The assistant was a little unsure.

"What's not so good, you can't do it smarter! If his work is good, we don't need to adjust the number of votes. If the work is not good, you can adjust it. Anyway, there is not much difference between the groups, a little Just adjust it secretly."

"Okay, Director."

While the program was playing, those people sitting on the TV were once again conquered by Han Yu and Ma Teng's skit.

Although the skit is not finished yet, there are enough jokes in it.Not only the lines, but also the facial expressions, it's so funny.

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"Hey, Xiaogang, hurry up and watch "Comedy Story" on Jiangsu and Zhejiang Satellite TV. The fried chicken is so good."

"What, you want to watch "In the Name of the People"? That TV series is really good, but one or two episodes are updated every day, so it's not annoying to catch up! Wouldn't it be nice to watch it again after it's over?"

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"Hey, Goddess, I found a very good show. Jiangsu and Zhejiang Satellite TV's "Comedy Story", Han Yuzheng and Ma Teng are performing sketches on it."

"Oh!"

"Did you watch the skit "Hospital Service" by the two of them last time, this time the skit is just as exciting as last time."

"Oh!"

This is a sad story!

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Han Caiyi looked at her parents and laughed, and immediately raised her mouth, "Hmph, I asked Brother Yu to write a wonderful sketch for me! I want to perform it for everyone at the party."

"It's just, when will it be finished? And what are you talking about?" Han Caiyi's small face wrinkled, looking sad like a little adult.

　"Low-Cost Airline" is a skit in the first issue of "Tonight Paramount". It's very good. Those who haven't read it can check it out.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)