The ultimate superstar of Huayu

Chapter 76

Although Ma Teng and Zhao Lun's chorus was unintentional, it made Han Yu very angry.

Han Yu: What are you talking about, what are you talking about!Who do you think I am?Think of me as a bad guy, don't you?Let me tell you that I have never done any bad things since I was a child. I respect my parents, I treat my children well, I love my wife, and I have never had an affair for so many years. If I am wronged, then me?

Zhao Lun: Oh~!Good comrade, this is just your privacy.

Maarten: This proves nothing.

Zhao Lun: Yes
Han Yu said fiercely: I will prove it to you, and I will prove it to you right away.

Now this kind of situation is not a problem of unlocking, but the one in front of him who opened the lock and the owner of the property does not believe that he is the owner of the house.

Han Yu called his wife: Hello, dear, where are you?Oh, what a beauty, go home quickly, there is something to do at home.The sooner the better, well, that's it!
Han Yu then looked at Ma Teng and Zhao Lun: Please sit down, my wife will be right back.The key is in his hand. If he opens this box, let me see what you say?I want you to see if my house is my house, if the box is my box, if I am me, and if my wife is my wife.

After saying this, it was Chen Lingling's turn to take the stage.

Chen Lingling: Oh~!When a woman has time to beautify herself, her husband must be like a follower.It's so sticky, I can't leave it for a while~!Annoying~!

While walking into the props on the stage, Chen Lingling said: Urge, urge, urge, what are you urging.

Han Yu hurriedly greeted him, and he really looked like the follower Chen Lingling said.

Han Yu: Oh!Honey, you are back, something is going on at home.

With that said, Han Yu hugged Chen Lingling over, and then asked Ma Teng and Zhao Lun: Look, am I me?
Ma Teng and Zhao Lun nodded together and said: Yes.

Han Yu went on to say: Is this my wife?

The two shook their heads and said: Not necessarily.

Chen Lingling: Ah~!

Her reaction was the same as that of Han Yu just now, she was about to argue with the two of her family when she went up.

Han Yu pulled Chen Lingling back, and said to the audience: Let everyone say, if it wasn't for the couple, would they dare to hold hands like this?Don't the couple dare to hug like this?

While talking, Han Yu's face was filled with a happy smile, and he took Chen Lingling's hand with his five fingers interlocked, and then hugged Chen Lingling again.

Han Yu's voice became even louder: I dare to do more intimate actions, do you believe it or not?Believe it or not?
At this time, the audience below were very cooperative, they all laughed loudly, then covered their mouths with their hands, and shouted loudly: "Don't believe it, don't believe it!"

Han Yu also laughed, and said: You are trying to make trouble, I will not be fooled by you!

Let me tell you that a middle-aged couple kisses, how many nights can a nightmare last!

Chen Lingling: What are you talking about?
Han Yu: Honey, that's not what it means. Honey, you should quickly unlock the box.

Chen Lingling: Why are you opening the box?

Han Yu: If I tell you to drive, you can drive it!
Chen Lingling: Hey!Why are you so busy?

As she spoke, she took out the keys from the bag.

Chen Lingling paused, "Oh!

Han Yu: What's wrong?
Chen Lingling: I lost the key!
Han Yu is really in a hurry.

"Oh, how can you lose the key? You can lose money, things, or people. How can you lose the key?"

Chen Lingling: As for?Isn't there an unlocking company downstairs?

Han Yu: They won't open it!
Chen Lingling: If you don't earn money, is he a fool?

Han Yu: He is even more foolish than a fool.

Chen Lingling: Looking for a real estate company.

Han Yu: Property management is even more stupid than him.

Chen Lingling: Oh, why don't you find them together~!

Han Yu pointed to the two people behind him: Aren't these two idiots standing here?

Zhao Lun and Ma Teng said to each other: Hi! yeah!So and so, it seems that they really look like two fools.

Zhao Lun: I work for a property company.

Ma Teng: I work for an unlocking company.

Chen Lingling: That's fine, you prove it, and if you unlock it, it's over!

Zhao Lun: No problem.

Then, the two seemed to have agreed: Please show valid documents such as ID card, real estate certificate, and household registration booklet.

Chen Lingling: Hey.
Han Yu was really impatient at this time: Enough, I think you are doing it on purpose, I don't need you to pick the lock, and I don't need you to prove it, isn't it just a lock?It is a matter of one hammer to say that breaking the sky, I will open it myself today, and I will let you see if there are any documents in the box!
He took the small hammer for unlocking the lock, smashed the lock with one blow, and took out the bundled bundle of documents from the box, which was at least half a meter high when stacked.

Han Yu: I have kept all my documents here since I was a child!Birth certificate, student certificate, graduation certificate, work certificate, marriage certificate, only child certificate, sterilization certificate, family planning certificate, honor certificate, grain and oil certificate, rich real certificate, oil purchase certificate, coal purchase certificate, family planning certificate, bicycle certificate, tricycle certificate , Motorcycle license, car driver's license, laid-off and unemployed certificate, on-the-job training certificate, public medical certificate, medical insurance certificate, real estate certificate, stock certificate, ID card.Why are there so many certificates in this life?I don't believe that so many certificates can't prove my identity.

Ma Teng: Brother, I can unlock the lock for you now.

Zhao Lun: I can prove my identity for you.

Han Yu was furious: It was late, the car hit the wall and you knew it was turned; the stock rose and you knew you bought it;

Zhao Lun: Huh?

Han Yu: You thought it was yogurt, you!

Zhao Lun: No, no, sir, don't be angry, am I mainly thinking of your owners?

Han Yu: Then why don't you think about me?

Zhao Lun: Don't talk like that, we belong to the same community.

Chen Lingling: Why don't you prove it for us in a community?
Zhao Lun: Whoops~!We are a family!

Han Yu: What kind of family?Family, don't you know me?
Zhao Lun: I have always regarded you as our food and clothing parents~!

Chen Lingling: Parents, you are angry with us.

Han Yu: See how angry you are with your mother?

Han Yu and Chen Lingling co-authored and said: Such a child is not filial~!

Han Yu: Don't be as knowledgeable as they are. Think about where the key is lost. A lock can cause so much trouble.A bunch of keys are all lost, what are we doing in our house later?what are you doing?Property company, have you seen it?If I want to unlock the door, he needs to prove that he has not obtained the permission of our family to remove the lock of our house.

Chen Lingling: Exactly!

At this time, Ma Teng touched the door without knowing it, and was picking the lock with a lockpicking tool!

Ma Teng: Brother, didn’t you lose the key to your house? This lock is not safe. I changed the lock cylinder and key for you.

The skit is over!
(End of this chapter)