My assistant is Nuwa

Chapter 23 A Rookie

Nuwa felt a little guilty and said, "Then I can't help much..."

Zhou Yi said sarcastically: "I don't care, I'll go to some taekwondo gym in a few days to learn a few simple moves, even if I can't defeat a hundred, I won't end up running around naked, and it's almost a month, Can you create something for me too?"

Nuwa nodded: "It can be made, but what can help you?"

"Give me a weapon, the kind that draws a circle so that no one can break in." Zhou Yi said.

"You're talking about Sun Wukong's golden cudgel, right?" Nuwa said.

Zhou Yi laughed and said, "Yes, hey! Sun Wukong is your younger generation. I heard that you accidentally dropped a stone and turned into that monkey when you were mending the sky, didn't you?"

Nuwa gave him a white look and said, "I think you are not afraid of beating, and you are not serious at any time."

"Then you said, can you get a golden cudgel?" Zhou Yi said.

Nuwa shook her head: "No, even if you can make it, you won't be able to use it."

"why."

"You take a stick every day when you go to the street? People think you are blind." Nuwa said.

"Hey, don't tell me, someone really treats me as blind today..." Zhou Yi continued to be serious.

Nu Wa said: "You interrupt me to sleep again."

Zhou Yi smiled: "Ha, do you need to sleep... Uh, well, the golden cudgel can be shrunk, and I can insert it into my ear."

"Then you are not blind, you are deaf." Nuwa said.

Zhou Yi: "..."

Nuwa continued: "I tell you, don't expect me to make you powerful weapons. If I have that ability, I don't need you to help me save the world. The only things I can help you make are It has an auxiliary function, just like the enhanced chip that can strengthen the corresponding function of the object."

Zhou Yi waved his hand and said: "Don't mention it, why did I get into so many troubles, it was because of the enhanced chip."

"That's because you don't know how to take advantage of it. To be honest, what you're doing with that enhanced chip is not as good as taking a bowl to Uncle Wang's to buy soy milk." Nuwa also has a way of sarcasm.

"Okay then, since you can make things that strengthen objects, can you make things that strengthen human bodies? It means that I will simply learn some kung fu, and you give me a body enhancement, which can strengthen my strength, speed, etc. It's like adding skill points to games, oh...you haven't played games before." Zhou Yi said.

After hearing this, Nuwa thought about it carefully, and then asked: "You won't use this to bully the disadvantaged."

"Damn it, Xiaowa, look at me, I am a living and vulnerable group now, even if you help a disadvantaged group, can you simply protect yourself?" Zhou Yi said mournfully.

"That's good, but the function of this thing is relatively systematic. I have to study it. You can learn some kung fu in the past few days, and then use the assistance. At least it will be no problem to escape in danger." Nuwa said .

Zhou Yi was overjoyed: "Okay! I'll learn a few sets of kung fu. By the way, Xiaowa, you are also an ancient god after all. If you teach me a few tricks casually, we don't need to spend that money."

Nuwa said: "We all use divine power. To face ordinary enemies, I only need to wave my sleeves."

"Don't take a piece of cloud with you..." Zhou Yi mumbled and went to the bathroom.

The next day, Zhou Yi told Nuwa to hurry up and make the thing that strengthens the human body, and he dressed up as a "mummy" and went out. Last night, thanks to the help of Jia Fei, the little sunglasses Still with the expression of "this thing is not over", Zhou Yi is panicking in the streets now, and he really can't tell that this is the person who lives with Nu Wa.

Sunglasses, scarves and masks are also quite a lot, the only thing missing is a burqa that covers the face that Arab women wear, but if Zhou Yi wears that thing, he will definitely not look like an Arab, but like Dongfang Bubai.

Zhou Yi's destination is a local martial arts gym in Yanan City, which is quite well-known. He has represented Yanan City and participated in several provincial martial arts competitions of "making friends with martial arts" and achieved excellent results. Martial arts halls are constantly recruiting students 360 days a year, but few of them really stay in the martial arts hall and rely on martial arts competitions for a living. Most of them are children from rich families who have long vacations with the dream of becoming a "peerless hero" I came to the martial arts hall to learn for more than ten days, but then most of them were dismissed hastily because the coach did not teach light kung fu. Zhou Yi was actually planning to learn for four or five days, and he only needed to learn some sloppy boxing kung fu. , After all, it is mainly to see the artifacts made by Nu Wa.

When he arrived at the door of the martial arts hall, Zhou Yi looked up at the plaque with four big characters written in vigorous strokes: "Yi (note the four voices) Jingwuguan!"

Zhou Yi suddenly felt that it would be better to call it the Jingyi Martial Arts Academy than the Jingyi Martial Arts Academy.

After entering the gate, people were bustling with people. Zhou Yi wondered why there were so many people this early in the morning, and these people were all gathered in the big courtyard inside the gate. On the opposite side of the courtyard there was a brown wooden double door, which was firmly locked, and it seemed that this group of people were also waiting to open the door.

The courtyard is simple enough, and this group of people is uniformly wearing the military uniforms issued by the martial arts gym. The male is dressed in white with a golden dragon totem on it, and the female is in yellow with a snow-white phoenix totem on it. Hey, you're right, it's actually the other way around.

This scene does look very retro. If someone knocks him out and throws him here, he probably thinks he has timetraveled. Now, Zhou Yi is stared at by these "warrior" like a timetraveler. .

Wearing sunglasses, a white scarf, and a mask on his face, this "returned overseas" outfit is naturally eye-catching in this environment. Zhou Yi has also noticed the extremely dazzling strange eyes, and his heart is even more Embarrassing.

Suddenly a young man in his early twenties approached tentatively and asked, "Are you the owner of the museum?"

Zhou Yi hurriedly waved his hands and said, "No, no, no..."

"Then you are the new coach?"

Zhou Yi still waved his hands: "No, no, no..."

"Then who are you?"

"I'm a student who came to sign up..." Zhou Yi said a little embarrassedly.

The young man turned around and walked into the crowd, muttering to others: "A rookie."

Zhou Yi felt helpless, and he didn't dare to rely on it. The equipment he was wearing really didn't match up.

At this time, the door of the martial arts hall opened again, and an extremely strong middle-aged man walked in wearing a black suit with a strong wind, followed by two big men who looked like Zhang Fei, this scene made Zhou Yi Déjà vu, and then remembered that it was the same way the barkeeper had come out that night.

When the burly man walked up to Zhou Yi, he took a second look. His eyes were staring like copper bells. Zhou Yi couldn't help stepping back. At this time, a group of people in the yard shouted at the man. Shouting: "Hi Coach Guo!"

Coach Guo nodded, walked to the double doors and took out a bunch of keys from his waist. He fiddled with them. It seemed that he was not sure which key it was. After fiddling for a long time, a group of people in the yard watched anxiously Then, the big man next to him said: "Brother Guo, there is a scratch on that key."

Only then did Coach Guo find it, and skillfully opened the door, the people in the yard swarmed up, leaving only Zhou Yi standing in the yard with his scarf fluttering.

Zhou Yi was thinking about whether he should go in, and the big man who was following him was about to lock the door behind him, so Zhou Yi hurried over and said, "Brother, I'm here to sign up."

The big man blew his nose and stared at him and said, "You can go there if you sign up!" He pointed to the side of the yard, Zhou Yi turned his head and saw that there was indeed a secluded path, thanked the big man, turned around and left, the door "Boom" was closed all of a sudden, and Zhou Yi thought while walking: "It seems that this place can't stay for a long time..."

The quiet path leads to another small courtyard, which is the registration office. There is no one in the courtyard. Zhou Yi wonders why these grandchildren are so unfriendly, and the martial arts hall is in a downturn.

After entering the registration office, Zhou Yi realized that he was wrong. There were more people inside, and most of them were children in their teens, seven or eight years old. Adult Protection Law, now I have become a special group again. The children saw that Zhou Yi stopped making noise as soon as he entered the door, and they all looked at Zhou Yi in a daze. Zhou Yi quickly took off his sunglasses and mask, and finally put his scarf on ripped off.

A boy of fifteen or sixteen years old, who is considered an advanced age here, walked towards Zhou Yi and asked, "Are you the coach?"

Zhou Yi: "..."

"Then do you know how to do light work?"

Zhou Yi almost fell to his death on the spot.

What's more, after asking questions twice without getting an answer, the boy got into the group of children and said, "Just like us, a rookie."

Zhou Yi couldn't stop laughing when he heard it. At this moment, a tall middle-aged man with slender hands and feet came into the room. This middle-aged man was not as strong as Coach Guo, but he looked very flexible. Zhou Yi thought that this might be a coach. Monkey stealing peaches and other martial arts.

, the middle-aged man glanced at the children, and of course he also took a few more glances at Zhou Yi, and then said: "I am your Coach Jin, and you are the first batch of students this month. Follow me to learn Chinese martial arts!"

The children were all beaming when they heard it, and the middle-aged man paced back and forth in the middle and continued to talk, of course, they were talking about some polite words similar to the profoundness of Chinese martial arts, which made Zhou Yi dizzy, and there was a child in the middle Boldly asked: "Coach Jin, can you do light work?"

Coach Jin gave the kid a hard look, and scared the whole team of kids back three steps. Zhou Yi saw that the kid was the one who said he was a rookie. It seems that the purpose of his coming here is to learn light kung fu. , so Zhou Yi guessed that he might not see the child tomorrow.

Finally, when it was time to teach martial arts, Coach Jin said with his hands behind his back: "All of you, warm up your body first, it's just simple activities, otherwise it may cause muscle strain in a while."

After all, the younger children started rubbing their hands all over the body, and the older children started running and jumping. Of course Zhou Yi was not so naive, so he stretched out his arms and kicked his legs naturally. Rubbing his stomach, he asked, "Uncle, what are you doing?"

Zhou Yi said: "Just call me big brother, little brother, I'm warming up."

The child said: "Just call me Xiaoming, but little brother is not nice."

Zhou Yi: "..."

Xiao Ming said again: "Brother, you are doing this incorrectly. You have to rub your hands like me to generate heat, so that you can warm up."

Zhou Yi teased him: "Xiao Ming, I didn't expect you to understand physics at such a young age, but you must not be good at Chinese."

"Why?"

"because……"

At this time, Coach Na Jin also noticed some abnormal warm-up methods of some students, and shouted loudly: "Are you taking a bath or warming up!"

After hearing this, Zhou Yi said to Xiao Ming, "Because this is a martial arts training hall, not a bathing hall."

Finally, some students completed the warm-up under the guidance of Coach Jin, and then Coach Jin taught everyone a set of boxing, called Wubuquan. This sentence came, but it was only when he learned it from Coach Jin that Zhou Yi knew that killing one person in five steps meant killing his opponent alive.

These five-step punches are too gentle, each movement is fixed, not flexible at all, not only Zhou Yi is upset, this group of children is also making a fuss, the older ones and the weak ones follow suit, and the younger ones The children sat on the ground and started yelling, some shouted: "I want to learn Qinggong" and some shouted: "I want to learn Tianma Meteor Boxing..."

Coach Jin must have not expected that the scene would suddenly get out of control. Looking at the surprise, it is estimated that using the five-step fist to coax the children was very effective. At this time, Coach Jin is not easy to be a group of children. , besides, the main thing is that people paid the money. Coach Jin rubbed his hands and hurriedly said: "Everyone calm down, if you don't like it, we can change to another boxing style."

Only in this way did everyone regain their emotions, and Zhou Yi thought that he was still in the honor of these children.

Coach Jin said: "Have you heard of Taijiquan?"

The children all yelled, "I've heard it!" "Zhang San knows Taijiquan." "And Li Si, his name is Zhang Sanfeng."

Seeing such a happy scene, Zhou Yi and Coach Jin were speechless.

After Coach Jin taught a few simple Tai Chi movements, the group of children did not go on strike again. The main reason is that the names of "Tai Chi" and "Zhang Sanfeng" are here. Coach Jin probably regretted it. It's the name, it's called Beidou Shenquan, you can see if they practice it.

But now Zhou Yi really quit, you can fool the children, but this place really wants to learn martial arts to protect themselves, Zhou Yi wondered if the woman at the registration office told Coach Jin, the caretaker can't just come here .

As soon as he thought of this, Coach Jin walked over to Zhou Yi. Zhou Yi thought that he seemed to be worrying too much, and he came here without taking care of him.

Coach Jin came over and said, "You're Zhou Yi, right?" It seems that the woman at the registration desk really helped.

Zhou Yi nodded quickly, and Coach Jin said again: "Is there something troublesome?"

Zhou Yi said, "Oh, you are right."

"Actually, you can come to us." Coach Jin said suddenly.

Zhou Yi was a little confused: "Isn't this here to find you?"

"Oh, what I mean is, you can ask us to be your bodyguard to protect you for a while. We also have this business in private." Coach Jin lowered his voice.

Zhou Yi didn't realize that he was here to advertise, so he quickly declined: "It's not worth hiring a bodyguard, I just want to learn some practical skills, as long as I can protect myself, Coach Jin, look..."

Coach Jin nodded without waiting for Zhou Yi to finish speaking, and said, "I will take care of you more, but I have to tell you clearly that even if you learn practical moves, you may not be able to use them in the fighting."

Zhou Yi was puzzled and said, "Why?"

"Because the more practical moves, the higher the requirements for a person's physical fitness. The requirements here include your strength, speed, and responsiveness... But judging by your current situation, I'm afraid it's not optimistic."

Zhou Yi was overjoyed and said, "It's done!"

Coach Jin gave Zhou Yi a disdainful look, then turned his head and left. At this time, a group of children were tired of repeating several actions. Coach Jin stood in front of the team and said, "Everyone stop."

A group of children couldn't wait to stop, Coach Jin said: "Most of our students are children, there is a rule in our Yijing Martial Arts Academy, that is, each group of students must have a name and a team leader. Now I am soliciting everyone's opinions, what is the name of our team?"

Now a group of children are boiling again, and they all get together to discuss. They have just joined a group, and they can name it by themselves. name?Don't even think about it, there must be some Dinosaur Team Starship Troopers or something.

In the end, it was a bit surprising. Coach Dang Jin asked like a preschool teacher: "What is the name of our team?"

A group of children shouted loudly: "We are the Qingqing Prairie Team!"

Zhou Yi and Coach Jin twitched the corners of their mouths together, and then Coach Jin asked firmly, "Then, have you selected a captain?"

In an instant, all the children pointed at Zhou Yi and shouted again: "It's him! Our hero, Pleasant Goat!"

Zhou Yi covered his face and almost sat on the ground. It's no wonder that the children didn't choose him. As long as he was tall and big, even if he was fighting Big Big Wolf head-on, Zhou Yi had to go first. The children still knew that the captain of a team is the overall spirit and strength The strong pillar of the family, the older ones are naturally more reliable.

Coach Jin said desperately: "Then...well, Zhou Yi, you will be the captain of the Qingqing Grassland team from now on."

Zhou Yi covered his face and nodded. The children were very happy. Everyone's face was filled with excitement and gratified eyes of "Finally found the organization!".

In fact, I didn’t teach systematic martial arts all morning. It wasn’t until the afternoon that Coach Jin made a set of swordsmanship that looked good and easy to learn to keep the children safe. One person gave out a wooden long sword, one After helping the child learn some moves from Coach Jin, he began to practice in the martial arts hall, while Zhou Yi quietly waited for Coach Jin to take special care of him.

Coach Jin called Zhou Yi to another large room next to the martial arts hall. This room was basically exactly the same as the martial arts hall, and it seemed that it was also a place for martial arts. The captain of the Qingqing Grassland team had to set an example for the team members. Second, as a captain of the Qingqing Grassland, he would be worried if he couldn't go to the streets all day.

Coach Jin said: "Let's take a step first."

Zhou Yi did as soon as he heard it. After all, he had seen Zamabu before, but Zhou Yi was also worried that this Zamabujin coach would put a few sticks of incense under his butt or something.

Seeing Zhou Yi put on a good horse stance, Coach Jin sighed, "Your physical fitness is too poor."

Zhou Yi thought to himself that it seems that people who practice martial arts are experts. It's too evil. You can tell the quality of your physical fitness just by taking a horse stance.

Coach Jin continued: "Look at you, you are skinny... Eat more meat and exercise more."

Zhou Yi: "..."

"Then I'm good at riding a horse?" Zhou Yi asked.

"Horse-buddling is average, come on! Let's do this." Coach Jin took a chair and said to Zhou Yi, "Sit down."

Zhou Yi was taken aback, got up and sat down.

Coach Jin said, "Relax your whole body."

Zhou Yi was sitting on the chair as soft as mud. At this time, Coach Jin took the chair out from under Zhou Yi's buttocks, and Zhou Yi lost his balance and "thumped" and sat on the ground.

"Ah~ Coach Jin, why don't you slow down, your butt hurts like hell." Zhou Yi sat on the ground and moaned.

It's also thanks to the fact that no one was eavesdropping outside, otherwise they would have misunderstood this moan.

Coach Jin said frankly: "Look, this is poor physical fitness. What a martial arts practitioner should do is to be fast, steady, and ruthless. The so-called fast means fast movement and quick reaction. Just now, I pulled your chair fast. ?”

Zhou Yi got up and nodded, "Quick!"

"Are you quick to react?" Coach Jin asked.

Zhou Yi shook his head: "Not fast."

"Look, this is the key point. What you need to comprehend today is just one word. Come on, sit down again."

Zhou Yi: "..."

In the next hour, these few words were repeated in the room.

"Sit well, relax your whole body." "Plop!" "Ah, your butt is blooming..." "Sit well, relax your whole body, don't hold on deliberately!" "Plop!" "Ah!"...

During this afternoon, Zhou Yi has been practicing his reflexes, and he has fallen dozens of times. In fact, Coach Jin is also very tired. He has been pulling chairs from under Zhou Yi's buttocks. I did this bad thing to my classmates, and in the last dozen or so times, Zhou Yi was able to stagger and stabilize his body. As soon as the chair was pulled out, Zhou Yi resolutely stepped forward, and Coach Jin kept nodding his head in appreciation, praising Zhou Yi Not stupid yet.

Finally finished the "fast" training, Coach Jin concluded: "Zhou Yi, your physical coordination is not slow, but your reaction is too poor. You have to understand that in battle, you can make your body make the best moves. Quick response moves ultimately depend on your reflexes, fast reflexes are the only way to avoid the opponent's attack, and even pose a threat to the opponent before the opponent attacks, you still need to practice more in the future."

Zhou Yi nodded and said: "I understand this, and I have ways to make up for my reaction power, but I still need to learn some practical moves. It's no use relying on quick reactions."

As soon as he finished speaking, Coach Jin suddenly punched Zhou Yi. The fist grew from small to large in Zhou Yi's sight, and when it reached the face, it was about the size of a casserole. It was after seeing a "casserole" that Zhou Yi finally He reacted and wanted to dodge, but he couldn't dodge after all. At this time, the casserole-sized fists were smashing towards him.

"Ah...ah?" Zhou Yi screamed but didn't feel any pain. He slowly opened his eyes and saw that the casserole stopped right in front of his eyes.

Coach Jin withdrew his fist and said, "Look, you know the importance of responsiveness."

Zhou Yi calmed down and said, "Uh, Coach Jin, I can really improve my reaction quickly, but I just don't know how to fight."

Coach Jin said: "Don't know how to hit? Well, now you hit me in the face!"

Zhou Yi was taken aback, and said, "Really fight?"

Coach Jin said: "Nonsense! Play with all your strength!"

Zhou Yi thought to himself that Coach Jin would definitely not allow him to fight, and he would probably dodge like lightning at the last second before emphasizing the importance of reflexes. The fist hit Coach Jin's face. Of course, Coach Jin's "casserole" can stew a whole chicken, while Zhou Yi's "casserole" can only stew a small piece of tofu.

With a muffled "pa", Zhou Yi slammed his fist firmly on Coach Jin's face, and Coach Jin didn't hide at all!

Zhou Yi was dumbfounded, and pulled back his fist. Coach Jin's nosebleed immediately stayed, which made Zhou Yi tremble again, but Coach Jin said indifferently: "Look, you can actually fight." After finishing speaking He took out the toilet paper and wiped his nosebleed.

"I have already said that Kung Fu actually has no fixed routine, or it is not a fixed routine that is called Kung Fu. Therefore, if you want to improve your defense and attack capabilities at the fastest speed, you must improve your physical fitness. Then simply learn attack and defense skills, so that you can achieve the desired effect." Coach Jin said while rolling the toilet paper into a strip and stuffing it into his nostrils.

Zhou Yi tremblingly said: "Yes, I just need to learn simple attack and defense skills."

"I will give this to you on the last day. You can only train your physical fitness with me." Coach Jin said stubbornly.

Zhou Yi wept bitterly: "Coach Jin, can we skip over and learn directly..."

Coach Jin interrupted: "No, because if the physical fitness is not up to the requirement, there will be no obvious effect. You are my student, and I am responsible for you!"

This is very fair, but Zhou Yi pointed to the group of children next door and said, "What about them?"

"These little brats are learning kung fu from him!" Coach Jin said in awe.

When it was time for the students to leave school, Zhou Yi limped into the queue of the Qingqing Grassland team, and the team members asked, "Captain, have you been beaten by the coach?"

Zhou Yi shook his head and said, "Of course not!" Zhou Yi felt that it was necessary for him to establish basic prestige for his teammates.

Another older team member said: "Captain, we seem to hear you shouting that your butt hurts from the next door."

Zhou Yi didn't know how to explain it for a while. At this time, Coach Jin walked in from the door with toilet paper stuffed in his nostrils. Zhou Yi hurriedly whispered to the players: "Look, I returned it."

(End of this chapter)