My assistant is Nuwa

Chapter 33 Are You Really A Virgin?
Zhou Yi and Li Zhaoxue got out of the car, and Li Zhaoxue said with a guilty face, "Zhou Yi, I really hurt you..."

Zhou Yi waved his hand: "Don't talk about anything else until the matter is clear, how did they catch you?"

"As soon as I left school, these three stopped me."

"What did they say?" Zhou Yi asked.

"They asked me if I knew you, I said yes, and then they let me into the car, at first I thought they were your friends..."

Zhou Yi shook his hands: "It's my friend who can tie you up?"

"I thought it was a little surprise you planned or something..."

Zhou Yi smiled helplessly, and said to himself that this girl is really stupid, no matter how bad she is tied up, she still has to think she wants to be SM...

"It seems that it's not you who hurt me, but I who hurt you." Zhou Yi said.

Li Zhaoxue looked puzzled: "Zhou Yi, who have you offended?"

"Not sure, but we have to go back now."

"Call the police?"

Zhou Yi also thought about it when he heard it. If he wanted to say that the offenders were the people in the Shuangquan Martial Arts Academy except Gao Chenggong, Gao Chenggang was beaten all over the ground by himself, even revenge would not come so fast, and seeing these people's clothing and temperament What's more, it has nothing to do with Lian Jiazi, but it is a bit similar to the grandson who knocked on the door of the house last night and ran away. They are all dressed in black suits, exactly the same as in The Matrix. Unfortunately, They are a group, just stepping on the spot last night...

Thinking of this, Zhou Yi shuddered. Nuwa was at home by herself, and she was a god who basically had no power to restrain a chicken. To absorb a spirit, she had to lie to someone who had to sleep to find a chance. Now...

"Zhaoxue, we can't leave yet." Zhou Yi said and walked towards the car.

Li Zhaoxue followed closely behind and said, "Why, it will break when they wake up."

"It's broken if they don't wake up!"

Zhou Yi pulled the car door open, and the driver in the sunglasses slowly slid out of the seat belt, fell out of the car door and lay motionless on the ground. Zhou Yixin said that this scene was the same as in The Walking Dead. "A zombie fell out with a sound...

"Brother, wake up!" Zhou Yi kept patting the driver's face with his hands.

Li Zhaoxue stood aside and said, "Zhou Yi, what if they wake up and want to beat us?"

Zhou Yi said indifferently, "Then I'll let them sleep again."

The driver in the sunglasses seemed to be choked up by Zhou Yi, his face was swollen by Zhou Yi's slap, and he just didn't respond. The other two lay quietly on the co-pilot in a perfect 69-style posture. It seemed that the situation was more serious. Zhou Yi Scratching her head anxiously, Li Zhaoxue said, "Is it okay to pour water on them?"

Zhou Yi sighed and looked around: "There's no water here..."

Li Zhaoxue said cautiously: "Is it okay to use saliva?"

"Zhaoxue... This trick is not only ineffective, but also disgusting." Zhou Yixin said that this girl likes to come up with bad ideas when it comes to critical moments. How can she sing a song?Who said pretty girls have no brains... TM I said so.

"Then what? I'm always afraid here."

Zhou Yi said: "There is no other way, Zhaoxue, you should turn your back first."

Li Zhaoxue lost her head, and turned her back without asking why, and then heard the smooth and pleasant sound of running water behind her. After being stunned for a second, Li Zhaoxue immediately understood. Zhang Qiao's face turned red instantly, and she refused to turn around until the sound of the water disappeared.

Zhou Yi said: "That's fine, Zhaoxue."

"You...have you put it away?"

Zhou Yi was taken aback: "What are you getting? Come and have a look first."

Li Zhaoxue blushed even more when she heard this: "I don't want it!"

"Zhaoxue, this is not the time to be coquettish, come here and see if he can stand up."

Li Zhaoxue was crying: "I don't care if it can stand up..."

Only then did Zhou Yi realize that Li Zhaoxue's thoughts were evil. He walked over and pulled Li Zhaoxue over, raised the mineral water bottle in his hand and shook it, saying, "I found it in the car."

Li Zhaoxue wanted to cry but said without tears: "Then why did you tell me to turn around!"

"The two grandchildren in the car are bleeding, I'm afraid I'll scare you..."

Li Zhaoxue: "..."

"Don't move!"

The driver of the sunglasses stood up at this moment, picked up a dagger from somewhere in his hand and pointed it at Zhou Yi and Li Zhaoxue.

Li Zhaoxue was so frightened that she immediately hid behind Zhou Yi. Zhou Yi raised his vigilance, entered the speed enhancement mode, and said with a smile: "Brother, don't be nervous."

"Fuck you, we'll come out to do a mission, can you die if you cooperate?" the driver of the sunglasses said while shaking the dagger in his hand and backed away, then looked at the two colleagues in the car, and suddenly said with tears in his eyes: "Bastard!" ...You bastard, our two brothers are still virgins!"

Zhou Yi hurriedly comforted him: "Brother, calm down, I'm also a virgin."

"You're still alive!" Then he glanced at the car and cried, "It's a pity that our two brothers' good kung fu is useless~~"

"Brother, don't worry, they are not dead, they just fainted, and they can wake up with a piss!"

"What!" The driver in the sunglasses hurriedly touched his face with his hands, and then began to smell the liquid on his hands with his nose. In this gap, Zhou Yi attacked like lightning, and the driver in the sunglasses didn't notice Zhou Yi at all. Just now, weeping and shouting loudly: "This is piss on my face!" The next moment, Zhou Yi had already controlled him, and Zhou Yi snatched the knife in his hand, and Zhou Yi changed instantly again. Become a Hercules, and firmly press the driver of the sunglasses to the ground.

Li Zhaoxue cheered, "Wow, that's amazing."

The driver in the sunglasses shouted on the ground: "Scholar can be killed, you can't be humiliated, you actually woke me up with piss, even if you have the skills of Sun Houzi, I will not accept you!"

Zhou Yi took out the mineral water bottle and said, "I don't use urine, I use this."

The driver of the sunglasses looked completely disappointed: "That's because I was driving and couldn't find a public toilet..."

Zhou Yi looked at the diameter of the mouth of the mineral water bottle again, and comforted him, "It's okay bro, you'll grow up..."

"What do you want to ask?" The driver of the sunglasses knew Zhou Yi's motives very well.

Zhou Yi said: "Who is your boss?"

"This cannot be said."

"Why did you arrest me?"

"This cannot be said."

"Have you eaten?"

"You can't... eat this."

Zhou Yi slammed the driver's head of the sunglasses on the ground and said, "MD, do you think I tried my best to save you just to make you shiver?"

"I will try my best to say what I can, and I won't say what I can't say even if you kill me!" The driver of the sunglasses said as if he was dead.

Zhou Yi sighed: "Okay, just one question, have you arrested anyone else?"

"Caught it, a woman, Zhou Xiaowa."

Zhou Yi closed his eyes, and Nuwa was also arrested. It seems that this matter was aimed at him deliberately. Li Zhaoxue and Nuwa wanted to threaten him as a hostage. Zhou Yi shouted: "Speak! where?"

"just kill me!"

"Fuck, follow me to learn the spirit of RB warriors, right? Okay, I'm..."

"Ouba just killed him... eh... Ouba just killed him..."

Jiangnan style suddenly sounded at the scene, but obviously, this song is not suitable for background music in this atmosphere. Zhou Yi still held down the sunglasses driver tightly, looked up at Li Zhaoxue, and Li Zhaoxue timidly pointed at the car. : "A cell phone rings."

"Don't pick it up!" the driver of the sunglasses yelled loudly.

"I'll fuck you!" Zhou Yi slapped the driver of the sunglasses on the head, and the driver fell asleep again.

Zhou Yi hurriedly opened the door of the car and took out the mobile phone inside. When he tapped it, it showed that it was just a number.

On the phone: "Where are you? Is everything going well?"

Zhou Yi suppressed his voice and said, "On the way, we'll be there soon, and it's going well."

"Well, go to the third floor of Building No. [-] in Industrial Zone B. We will wait for you in the lobby. Be careful not to let the girl be within Zhou Yike's protection."

"Well, we'll be there."

Zhou Yi muttered: "Building No. [-], Industrial Zone B..." He looked at the sky in front of him, and there was a huge mushroom cloud slowly rising in the distance. The base is an industrial area, and then he opened the door of the car and dragged Brother [-] out of the co-pilot, and threw them all on the ground, the driver of the sunglasses actually came and made a three-plum blossom, which once again moved China to wake up, Zhou Yi stepped forward Pulling the driver's hair with sunglasses, he said, "Do you guys know me?"

"Shouldn't know..."

"Ah."

"What are you doing?"

"Oh!"

……

When the car started, Li Zhaoxue looked at Zhou Yi from the co-pilot and said, "You just let them fall asleep there?"

"This is the best way. Do you think this suit fits me well?"

Li Zhaoxue looked it over quickly, nodded and smiled, "You're handsome! Zhou Yi, you're so amazing..."

Zhou Yi felt a little embarrassed, and didn't reply and concentrated on driving.

"Zhou Yi, are we going to save people?"

"Yes, it's my sister, Zhou Xiaowa."

"Will there be any danger……"

"I can't say for sure, but I have to guarantee your safety, as well as the safety of my sister." After Zhou Yi said this, he felt that his status had risen by not a little bit, as if he suddenly became a savior up.

Li Zhaoxue smiled lightly and stopped talking, but she kept looking at Zhou Yi with her big eyes blinking. Zhou Yi suddenly felt stiff and blushed, so he quickly pretended to be thick-skinned and said poorly, "Do you worship me?" ? As a hero who saves the world, you have nothing to ask?"

Li Zhaoxue's vermilion lips smiled, and then she said "um" and began to think. Zhou Yixin said that he probably wanted to ask himself how he forced the driver with dark glasses to stop the car, how he snatched the driver's knife, and how he made the driver fall asleep over and over again... ...Co-authoring this time, the driver of the sunglasses is unlucky.

Li Zhaoxue suddenly thought of something, and asked, "Are you really a virgin?"

(End of this chapter)